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Why do I always feel so fucking fancy when I watch French porno? I feel like I should pop a bottle of nice wine and eat some snails while I butter up my long, throbbing baguette. (For the neckbeards out there in mom’s basement, remember to scrape the fromunda cheese off first.) Somebody just sent me a link to Jacque et Michel Elite, so I’m in exactly that kind of mood.JacquieEtMichelElite.com is brought to you by, you guessed it, Jacquie et Michel, who call themselves “the leading group in...

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If GameLink was a newer brand, I might assume from the name they were selling video games or maybe the face-to-face kind you play on a board with your family. Of course, they’ve been around since 1997, which is more than enough time to establish themselves as a world-class emporium of smut. Only a handful of porn sites from the era still exist, so you can guess a lot about their quality just from their longevity.I’d argue their mature age is hinted at in their business model. These days, most...

Dorcel Vision

I had Dorcel Vision recently, so I made an appointment to visit the local eye doctor to see if she had anything that could help. It turns out she didn’t, and now there’s a photo of me near the counter and a note to call the police if I show up. I guess the lesson here is that if you’re afflicted with a condition named after a world-famous French-Hungarian pornographer, you’re better off just jerking off than getting a new pair of glasses.Then again, maybe Dorcel Vision isn’t an eye problem at...

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AEBN, also known as the Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network, has been broadcasting adult entertainment for decades now, delivering their first Internet fap way back in 1999. They cater to both straight and gay audiences, but if you want a review of the queer stuff, you’re on the wrong site; head on over to MyGaySites.com to see ThePornDude’s take on dudes boning each other. Today, I’m going to watch the girls getting dicked down over in the straight.aebn.com library.Though the classic view is...

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Looking to buy some porno at AdultEmpire? The smut shop I’m looking at today lets you stream hot, fresh fuck movies like all the other porn sites, or you can buy DVDs like back in the old days. AdultEmpire has been around long enough to know how to do both, and do them well. Oh, and they have a massive selection of sex toys, too.Serving Up Porn For YearsAdult Video Empire has been around for a long-ass time. The domain was registered way back at the dawn of the new millennium, 2000, when...

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