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PoyaGirl

What exactly is a Poya Girl? I’ve been gawking at the website all morning with my dick out, and I’m still not sure exactly what defines the term. I can tell you the joint is full of beautiful Asian women, but what the hell is Poya? Google tells me it’s a Buddhist holiday in Sri Lanka, though that ain’t one of the Asian countries listed on the menu. UrbanDictionary offers a few different definitions of Poya: it could be an amazing guy, Spanish slang for dicks, or an acronym for Pissing Out Your...

ALSScan

ALS Scan lays the hype on thick out on their tour page, calling themselves “The Ultimate in Modern Entertainment” and bragging about their roster of real girls next door. Their claim of ultimate modernity sticks out at me, as they’re an older site with an arguably old-school format. Whereas many big-budget new paysites immediately start hitting you with auto-playing montages of hardcore threesome crotch shots and buckets of sperm blasting all over the place, ALS Scan shows naked women posing in...

InTheCrack

A video shot In The Crack is arguably a whole lot better than one shot from outside of that enticing fleshy crevasse. It isn’t fucking rocket science: close-up shots of damn near anything just look better than ones taken from afar. That’s why humanity has invested so much time, energy, and money building advanced telescopes to get better looks at all those celestial bodies floating out there in space instead of staring into the sky with our bare eyes. It’s why your sister takes selfies with the...

Digital Desire

What’s your Digital Desire? Well, personally, I’ve got a few, but certain elements bring them all together. For one thing, I didn’t start a whole website to discuss my desire for good food or fast cars. But then, pretty girls without their clothes on figure into all of my main interests, so you can kind of guess where my heart lies on this particular topic. And well, based on the fact that you’re reading this on ThePornDude rather than any of the SFW internet media outlets, I’m guessing you’ve...

Zishy

Zishy has one of those nonsense brand names that feel right at home on an internet full of gibberish like Hulu, Skype, Etsy, Brazzers, and Venmo. I bet you immediately knew what each of those other sites sells the moment you read their names, though, right? It’s funny how goddamn baby talk can take on meaning if you repeat it enough. Well, Zishy aims to add to the online lexicon by defining the term at the very top of the screen: “photos that leave something to the imagination.”That could be...

Nafty

I watched Nafty TV all morning, and I’ve got to say, it’s way easier to crank it to than the 24-hour news networks. I may not have learned much about the recent goings-on in the world, but hey, would you rather be depressed or bust a really satisfying nut into an old gym sock before you head off to work? Well, if you ask me, that’s barely a choice because I’ll always opt for sweet, sweet porno. It’s right there in my name, my dudes!What’s in a name, though? The folks at Nafty.TV might be able...

Sanktor

When I first checked out Sanktor, I wasn’t exactly sure what I was looking at. I saw a bunch of beautiful women flashing their tatas, posing in lingerie, and dancing like strippers on the tops of tables in swank luxury apartments. That isn’t an uncommon sight in my business, but I think what threw me is all the names of the models on the front page. I thought maybe this was an incest site because they’ve all got the same last name as the joint: Alexandra Sanktor, Kris Sanktor, Elle Sanktor, and...

Playboy Plus

PlayboyPlus takes a comically stereotypical approach to bring a classic brand into the new millennium, slapping a Plus on the end when they could have just as easily tacked on a 2.0, a 4K, an Ultra, or maybe even a Hub. Whatever, though, because I’m less concerned about the name than what they’ve actually got to show me. This is the porn brand your grandpa grew up with, but the younger generations are less familiar with. Playboy has lost some of its luster in this world of hardcore Internet...

Superbe

Superbe Models sound fancy as hell, but maybe it’s just that extra E tacked onto the Superb. I’ll be honest, when I saw the site’s name and all the classy naked broads plastered all over the front page, I was sure this was going to be some kind of arty, highbrow art porn thing from France. It turns out I was only partly right; these refined ladies and gentlemen are peddling a style of erotica a bit more sophisticated than the average college bukkake scene, but they’re based out of Los Angeles,...

Femjoy

Fem Joy! I’m not sure if you know this about your old friend The Porn Dude, but I’m something of an art connoisseur. When I’m not masturbating furiously to free creampie tubes and premium lesbian gangbangs, I like to appreciate the creative expression of human skill and imagination, particularly within the visual media. I like artistic nude photography of beautiful women, fine erotica featuring gorgeous sluts, and skillfully crafted films depicting the perfect female form in various states of...

Watch4Beauty

Watch 4 Beauty, aka W4B! What’s the difference between erotica and porn? Wikipedia says porno is all about the graphic depiction of sexually explicit themes, while erotica seeks to tell a story using those themes in a more plausible depiction of human sexuality. Maybe I’m just a lowbrow motherfucker, but I guess I don’t care what you call it. I’m beating off to Watch4Beauty this morning, and I’m more worried about where to spill my seed than how to classify their masturbation movies and lesbian...

StasyQ

Ah, Stasy Q founded by Said Energizer! Gentlemen, I greet you from the cockpit of my new BMW, which I’ve had outfitted with a stunning Gucci interior. I’m sipping a hundred-year-old Cognac and puffing on a Cohiba while a high-class escort, not a prostitute, sucks my balls dry. Just kidding. I’m actually jerking off at the library again, but I’ve got StasyQ.com pulled up so I feel like a really fancy motherfucker.The front page of the sites says they offer “the new generation of erotic art”....

MetArt

Met Art aka Met-Art! Is porn art? Most people, I think, would instinctively say “absolutely not,” that there is a definitive line between what is and is not art when it comes to the showcasing of nude women. But the thing is, when you ask these people where the line is, they seem to not have such an easy job explaining themselves. Some might claim that the difference between artistic nudity and pornographic nudity lies in the intent. Art, they might say, has different aims and reasons for...

FTV Girls

Welcome to First Time Videos Girls aka FTVGirls! Has it ever occurred to you just how many dicks you have inadvertently fapped to in your life? Think about it. Nearly every porno out there features a chick getting dicked down by some muscular, well-endowed stud. In fact, the guy is actually sort of the main event in a lot of these videos. Think of series like Teens Love Big Dicks or videos like “Monster cock ravages tiny teen pussy.” At least some part of you is clicking on these videos because...

X Art

XArt! I’m not what someone would consider an X Art fag. Hell, the only time I ever tried going to the museum, I ended up being dragged out by the police after rubbing one out to some classical nudes. What can I say? Paintings of fruit bowls and photographs of architecture bore the hell out of me, but naked ladies always seem to catch my attention. That’s why I was pretty happy to find out X-Art wasn’t your typical fine arts website.X-Art.com has been around for a while now; the domain was...

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