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TopZudi

Topzudi has what I’d consider a somewhat risky name for a new adult website, because it doesn’t really even hint at what you’re going to find when you pull the site up in your browser. On the other hand, it's the kind of brand name that can really stand out in a crowded marketplace, but only if they manage to gain some solid traction. There’s a reason why Brazzers is easier to remember than XMoviesForYou, even if the latter tells you exactly what you’re going to get. The question is, can...

SexDollTech

What kind of Sex Doll Tech do you look for in a synthetic girlfriend? Personally, I’d probably argue that the most important technological factors are the ones that make her special to you, whether that’s high-end electronics that offer realistic moans or just a big ass that makes your dick all hard and drippy. Just like with real women, the fake broads come in all different shapes, sizes and colors, with different models appealing to different dudes. Some guys want a TPE version of their...

Only Dolls

When pocket twats get boring, Only Dolls can adequately simulate the full experience of banging a whole-ass babe. That’s perhaps an oversimplification of the matter, but admit it, you’re reading this review because you’ve already fucked your way through a bunch of the cheapo male masturbation toys and you’re looking for an upgrade. Hey, I’ve been there. I was actually trying to build my own full-sized sex doll for a while, but after my seventh trip to ER, I decided it just wasn’t worth it. I’ve...

LinkDolls

I half-expected Link Dolls to be another cheap knockoff of ThePornDude, a list-based directory of smut with a theme of pretty girls. Fortunately, I was way off. I’m actually still not sure where they got the “Link” part of their brand name, but it’s arguably not as important as the “Doll” part of the equation. They’re not tossing the word around as a metaphor for beautiful, picture-perfect women. Nah, they call themselves Link Dolls because they’re selling dolls.This being the world’s greatest...

HYDOLL

Say “Hi, doll” to Hydoll, a company making the kind of lady-shaped playthings that you’d never buy for your niece. Well, most people wouldn’t, but I guess the dolls might have some educational value if you try hard enough. They are anatomically correct, after all. Honestly, though, I bet very few of you will be willing to share these toys with anyone else. The last time I loaned out a love doll, she came back with her vagina full of dried-out, crusty sperm. I spent a whole day cleaning her out,...

BestRealDoll

Best Real Doll! Let’s face it. Real women are a hassle, and manufactured women who don’t speak are all the rage. Why in the Sam Hell would you go out of your way to coddle some spoiled brat when you could just pay money for a woman who knows her place, to begin with? I mean, the average woman is just going to bleed you dry and leave you for a dude with a bigger dick and a bigger bank account. It’s the natural order of things. Women gravitate to power. Dolls don’t have that problem, though;...

Sex Dolls

With a name like SexDolls, you have to wonder whether there’s even a point in reviewing this website. The title does a great enough job on its own. There’s really no need for a second pair of eyes on this bad boy. It’s a website where you can purchase sex dolls. That much is obvious. But I guess you need me to do a second pass around the whole thing to see just how good of a job they’re doing at staying relevant and at providing you with quality sex dolls.From the get-go, it should be clear...

Tantaly

I’ve been browsing Tantaly for the last couple of days with a semi-hard dick, which isn’t all that strange for me. I am, after all, the world’s foremost Internet smut expert, and I spend my days looking at adult websites. The unusual thing is that Tantaly isn’t even a porn site; they sell high-end sex doll torsos. I never pop a woody looking at even the most expensive Fleshlight, but wait until you see the fucking curves on these headless fake ladies. I initially intended to just do a little...

Fine Love Dolls

Have you ever wished that you had a beautiful woman who would fuck you every time you snapped your fingers? Dude, you’re not the only one. But to obtain that kind of perk, you need to have the skills required to talk to a woman. And well, that means bathing, having something to talk about beyond fucking hentai, and dressing in something other than your fedora and that stained Minions t-shirt you think is funny to wear ironically.Sure, depending on where you live, you could bypass all of that...

SexyRealSexDolls

Sexy Real Sex Dolls! Do you laugh at the thought of owning a sex doll? Well, you shouldn’t, you ignorant mother fucker! We live in the Internet age, meaning all of that shit is fair game. Whether you are lonely as fuck and want to ship the woman or male of your dreams to your home or you think owning a doll that looks human is going to impress your friends, you need to know where to turn to. The place to turn to begins at SexyRealSexDolls.com and with one quick visit, I think you are going to...

SexDollGenie

Sex Doll Genie! It’s time to give up. You’re never going to get laid. And, really, it’s out of your hands at this point. With the whole global pandemic shit, you closeted incels are going to get even more stuck in your ways. And I’m here to help you cope. You can fap to camwhores and porn all you want. Hell, you might even have one of those interactive pocket pussies, but wouldn’t it be nice to have something more? You betas might be confused. What more could you get? Well, there’s a luxury...

YourDoll

Your Doll! Today, we’ve gathered here to talk about why you should go over to YourDoll.Com and buy a sex doll today. But first, the humor!Back in the early 2000s, I used to think sex dolls were cringy as fuck; then I tried fucking one. I still remember the first sex doll I ever touched. I damn near blew my lungs out, blowing her up. I didn’t have one of those air pumps, because I bought the damn thing out of the back of a dude’s truck. Long story short, I ran her through the wash to make sure...

Joy Love Dolls

JoyLoveDolls! There comes a time in every man’s life when he’s ready to step up his masturbation game. Sure, the free tubes and premium sex sites I review here have some of the best porn in the world, available at the click of a mouse. Sometimes, though, staring at a hot slut getting railed on the screen just ain’t enough. You can rent a lady for the night on my list of escort sites, or you can go all-in and buy yourself a sweet fuck doll from a website like JoyLoveDolls.The world of...

Sexy Sex Doll

Sexy Sex Doll! It’s hard to get tired of porno, but I know sometimes people want to ramp it up a little. That’s one of the reasons hookers are so popular, but even those lays come with some strings attached. Well, we’re living in the goddamn future, so you’ve got a growing number of options. For example, SexySexDoll.com offers stunningly realistic sex dolls for your pleasure.These aren’t the inflatable bitches you can buy at the dank and dirty local porn shop. You know, like the one your...

Silicon Wives

SiliconWives! Alright, if you fucks found this one, then you’ve grown desperate. It’s the dry streak to end all dry streaks. With the world in shambles and everyone not wanting to get closer than 6ft away from you, it’s a tough market out there for pussy. Not that bitches wanted to get too close to you betas before anyway. But hopefully, you fucks have learned how to shower over the past year or so. Now, just because you’re stuck inside all the time doesn’t mean that you have to sit there and...

Real Doll

Realdoll! What would happen if the producers of Black Mirror made a porno? Well, I think I may have just found the site that would start it all.Real Doll made by Abyss Creations makes the most lifelike, realistic, customizable male sex toys on the market today. They have a whole roster of sexy inanimate fuck toys for you to browse and (if you’re lonely and rich enough) purchase. If you thought blowup dolls were bizarre, just wait until you see the shit that Real Doll has to offer. Holy....

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