XTCs Collection of Dirty Little Secrets Vol 2
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Hello. My name is XTC, and I am a keeper of dirty, little secrets. You know…those kinds of secrets that a husband might keep from his wife, or a girlfriend from her boyfriend. I watch and record their secrets and spin them into torrid tale of kinky debauchery. Wanna hear one? Well…come here. Sit down, and make yourself comfortable. I have just the yarn for you. I know a filthy slut, who takes advantage of her husband’s business trips. This is Sara’s dirty, little secret.
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Sara lives in the lap of luxury. She’s married to a prominent businessman, who frequently goes on long trips around the world. At first, these trips upset her, but Sara, being the creative person she is, found a way to alleviate the boredom. Her husband’s money gave her the means to achieve perfection. Top notch hair stylists turned her mousy brown hair into spun gold, with curls that cascaded down her back. Perfect make-up accented her sea green eyes. Liposuction and a personal trainer gave her the toned, tight body that most envied. Her all over tan was made possible by tanning nude at her pool, which was surrounded by a 7ft privacy fence. While most were struggling to make ends meet, she took her riches for granted by splurging on frivolous things.
My body quivers with excitement, and not only because I’m on my knees in the bedroom with my husband’s cock in my mouth. Not even because there’s someone else in the house. The God Botherer is waiting in the kitchen.Perhaps I should explain. The God Botherer is what John calls his personal assistant in private, though to her face and publicly he calls her Ms. McLeod or, on rare occasions, Charlotte. I find her rather sweet. On the few occasions I’ve met her, she’s given me tips on how to take...
Wife LoversSomething is going on. I don’t know what it is, and it makes me nervous. I’ve had this feeling all week. Now it’s Friday evening and I’m all in the dark.I mean this literally. Straight after work I went to the sex shop, where my videos now show on repeat, the ones where I demonstrate various products. The latest video shows me in bondage. A spreader bar holds my legs apart, and my wrists are attached to the metal too. I’m wearing the hood that renders me anonymous, but apart from that nothing...
Wife LoversDIRTY LITTLE SECRETSBy The Marquis Facade CHAPTER ONE Angie stood naked, staring at her reflection in the long mirror that clung to the back of her bathroom door. The confines of the bathroom prevented her from backing too far from the door…but she was back enough that she could take in a good ninety percent of her nudity. With a fairly moderate amount of self-disgust, she placed both hands on her plump gut and jiggled it up and down, gawking in awe that when she stopped…her belly continued...
DIRTY LITTLE SECRETSBy The Marquis Facade CHAPTER TWO She looked at his face and then lowered her gaze down to his dangling appendage and realized it was moving a bit, twisting on its own accord. “You wanna see the rest of it,” he asked and before she could answer, he pulled his underwear down further and spilled his testicles out over the top of the waistband…and the big sack of balls slid out and dropped down a good five inches with an odd flop…before beginning to dangle pendulously behind...
Dirty Little Secrets By Couture"Are you done yet Millie?" Victoria called from the living room."Almost finished ma'am." The petite young woman hurriedly loaded the cups in the dishwasher and looked around beneath the sink for the detergent. She was a pretty girl of only twenty four. However, with her hair pulled back in a ponytail, cheeks with a light coat of blush, sky blue eyeshadow, and pink lipstick, she looked nineteen."Hurry, you're embarrassing me in front of my friend.""I'm sorry...
DIRTY LITTLE SECRETSBy The Marquis Facade CHAPTER THREE “Say it, Shawn,” she told him. “Tell me I’m fat. It’s okay, I like it because I know I turn you on.” She gawked over the top of her belly to gauge his response…or lack thereof. “What’s wrong, am I squashing you with my big fat ass?” “No,” he blurted suddenly but then said nothing else. No, he wasn’t going to take the initiative any time soon, so obviously it was up to her to remain in control of the game. “Maybe I should squash you...
I know he’s there, even if he isn’t.What I mean is that I can never know if he’s there, but he’s so real in my mind that he’s always there when I perform.Oh dear, I’m not explaining this very well, am I?It’s like this. My husband, John, spends every other working week abroad. I’ve never had any reason to imagine that he’s been anything other than completely faithful to me, but at the same time I’m a realist. I know that things can happen, that temptation can ensnare. Where does that line come...
Wife LoversDIRTY LITTLE SECRETSBy The Marquis Facade CHAPTER FOUR “Least she ain’t gotta worry about getting knocked up, huh?” Connie commented as his mother walked up. His mother laughed and he returned his attention to the fat pregnant woman on top of him. Looking up at her, it was as if all he could see was her huge belly…and when she’d lean back with her stupid hat, she’d thrust her torso forward, making her belly stick out even further and right into his face. The effect was almost like a 3D...
Now that I am officially a scarlet woman, at least to myself, any inhibitions I have left are evaporating fast. All I need remember is the need for caution. My darling husband John must never know that there is anyone but him that drives me to new heights of sexual abandon, and nobody else must suspect. And yet, I have ideas; ideas that will lead into ever-riskier territory.At lunch I find a secluded spot where I can bring out my secret, pre-paid phone. There’s only one number in it and I...
Wife LoversDIRTY LITTLE SECRETSBy The Marquis Facade CHAPTER SIX Angie awoke suddenly and sat up on the bed. Mark was already gone to work apparently, as she was alone in the single apartment bedroom. She tossed the sheets and blanket back and twisted to hang her legs off over the side, but she didn’t quite have the energy to get up yet, so she sat, unmoving for a while, rolling thoughts of previous events around in her mind. In the last twenty four hours, she’d discovered that her husband had a...
DIRTY LITTLE SECRETSBy The Marquis Facade CHAPTER FIVE Angie sat on the toilet, her eyes locked on her stomach. It was uncomfortable to move, but she had to poke it one more time just to see. Her index finger made contact and her belly was hard. She was bloated beyond comprehension. How much as she eaten this time? This was the third day of her binge and Mark was acting as he wasn’t even aware of her eating. She did the bills and handled the money, so he probably didn’t have a clue as to...
Her Dirty Secrets from Her Lover and The Naughty Chef It began as a usual Saturday in the big infamous oval track town, racing capital of the world, home of the black and white checkered flag, the Indianapolis 500. Deanne was extremely tired. She had talked to her friend with benefits, her lover, in NYC through the night. Slowly over a period of about four months, they had been getting to know one another as friends and lovers. It was safe to say they were both pretty much suffering...
It had just gone quarter to midnight and Diane had reduced her pacing up and down the hallway to a small shuffle in either direction. Where the hell is that girl? She thought. It wasn’t even a Friday or Saturday night, but she still decided to break her curfew.Any more of this nonsense, young lady and you will never leave the house again. Toni, her eighteen-year-old daughter was in trouble more often than she cared to admit, and Diane was sick of telling her to be in by curfew. She had set...
Incest“Do you want to fuck me?”The situation is reminiscent of how my little confession started. I’m lying on my back on the bed with my legs spread and the laptop pointing at me. Back then my secret admirer stood outside, peeping in through the window. Now Mark is of course my secret lover, but for the moment he’s back outside, looking in.But this week is also different. It’s the first time in many months my husband’s work abroad takes him elsewhere in Europe – Copenhagen, if you’re wondering – and...
Wife LoversI feel dreadfully wicked.It’s Monday, and John, my husband has left to work abroad for a week. As I’ve explained, he works alternate weeks abroad and alternate weeks in the UK.I’m always glad when John’s home, of course I am. I love my husband, and when he’s home everything is wonderful. So why do I feel this thrill now that he’s left for St. Louis in the United States?I feel this thrill because this evening I will perform. I love performing for my husband, but the time difference is six hours,...
Wife LoversIt’s Sunday, six o’clock in the evening, and my husband John has just left for the airport. This week he’ll be working in Lucknow, India.As always, I’m feeling that illicit thrill that I always feel the moment he’s gone. I feel guilty too, because I’m already thinking of this evening, and how my secret admirer, Mark, will be here to watch me record the first of the week’s videos for John.I don’t know if he’ll be here, of course, but I feel sure he will. I take out my secret mobile phone, the...
Wife Lovers“Your wife is an unfaithful whore.”The message has been sent to my work inbox. The most remarkable thing about it is perhaps that it bypassed the attentions of my normally so reliable PA, Ms. McLeod, who does such a good job of scanning incoming messages. PA is in this instance perhaps a euphemism for general dogsbody, but Ms. McLeod performs her duties assiduously.I don’t know how other men would react to receiving such a message, but I haven’t got where I am by taking unsubstantiated rumours...
Wife Lovers[continued from story one and two] …sex toys, lube, blind folds, handcuffs, riding crops, collars, ties and mask. Knowing her this doesn't surprise me. Knowing her for as long as i have it would be a shock if she didn't. Ironically she hasn't been with many sexual partners, and none who she have bedded satisfied her. although i had more sexual experience and more partners, i didn't know what to expect. intimated would be the right word to express, walking into unknown territory here. But my...
While I was in Orlando, I received eight videos, four from Catherine featuring her regular performances, and four from the self-styled Chase I. Tyturp, chronicling Catherine’s infidelity.The videos from Chase were curious indeed. Whereas the first had been grainy and the people in it almost indistinguishable, the four I received while in Orlando where all good quality.There was one in particular that fascinated me. There could be little doubt that the young man Catherine was carrying on with...
Wife LoversMr. Franklin smacks Lindsay's ass bring her back into reality, she couldn't help but think about last night when she got home and used her dildo and how her fansty is all coming true right now, Mr. Franklin sits at his desk and demands Lindsay to suck is cock so he can cum and leave no evidence behind. She does as asked and gets on her knees below his desk and grabs his cock and starts bobbing on his dick taking it all and not being scared to rub his balls. Looking up at her boss seeing the...
Cassidy must have friends in high places because she contrived to be my security today. When I got to the set, Kitty and Anita met me and informed me that we were shooting scenes on an old yacht today. Laurent planned to do other scenes, so I didn’t have to deal with him. It was an absolutely perfect day to be out on the water. There was a light breeze, which made the heat and humidity bearable. Cassidy looked like she planned to get some sun while I worked. She had on white shorts, a...
For as long as Eunice Babson had been a librarian at the Orne library of Miskatonic University, one part of the stacks had been off limits to her - the special collections vault. The vault was a large, locked steel door tucked into a back part of the basement, and was the bailiwick of one man, Professor Horatio Lake, son of _the_ Professor Lake, who died in the famous 1931 Antarctica expedition. The younger Professor Lake kept close watch on his literary charges. When Eunice was new...
Try to imagine this. You come home from work, park your car in the garage, and walk through the door that connects the house to the garage as you call out "Honey, I'm home." The door closes behind you before you see two men with guns and next to them you see your frightened wife tied to one of the swivel stools at the breakfast bar that separates the kitchen from the family room. She appears to be unhurt, but she has duct tape across her mouth. One of the men waves his gun at you and...
I’m hot n sexy since from my c***dhood. Whenever I got the chance, I never missed and made the best use of it. I had many encounters and a few of them are here. This is the first time I am narrating my true secrets, but it feels all good to me to be getting out of it before you all. These are all true ones.First Time in 9th Grade!!The story starts when I was 15 years old and was only in the 9th grade at the time. At the beginning of the year I met a girl and we became instant friends. As the...
I’m hot n sexy since from my childhood. Whenever I got the chance, I never missed and made the best use of it. I had many encounters and a few of them are here. This is the first time I am narrating my true secrets, but it feels all good to me to be getting out of it before you all. First Time in 9th Grade!! The story starts when I was 18 years old and was only in the 9th grade at the time. At the beginning of the year I met a girl and we became instant friends. As the year went on we flirted...
EroticIt’s Monday and I’m just packing up to leave work when my mobile goes off. When I see it’s Catherine, I’m caught between elation and apprehension. The latter because she’s never phoned late afternoon like this, and I’m hoping nothing bad’s happened.“Mark,” I say, not wanting any of my colleagues to hear me say her name.“Hello, Mark,” she says, putting me instantly at ease. Her voice is soft and seductive, and that indicates that all is well. “Do you have plans for this evening?”“Not until...
Wife LoversI’m on tenterhooks all Sunday waiting for the call. When it does come it’s almost dark out. It’s been just over a week since I’ve seen Catherine, what with her husband being home, although I’ve had videos of her to me to keep me company. I don’t care where he is, all I care about is that Catherine has said she has plans for us, whatever that means. She tells me to meet her in the car park outside a boarded up pub. She could have told me to meet her down in the sewers and I’d have gone.The blue...
Wife Lovers“I want to share you with other men,” I texted my stepmom at 1 a. m.“Stop it, naughty boy,” she texted me back. “You excite me too much. I won’t be able to fall asleep.”“I know your secret, mom. And I’m going to use it against you to the fullest.”She sent me a smile.“I want you now. I want you to be my sex doll. Come to my room.”"You know I can't. I'm trapped in his embraces. He's sleeping beside me.""Do something. Get rid of him. I beg you.""I'm afraid you will have to wait until...
Taboo(All characters are at least 18 years of age) Word count = 16K ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm not even sure where, to begin with, this story about my life. I guess I should start at the point things went from normal to just plain crazy! It began the night of my 18th birthday. Well, maybe crazy isn't the correct word to describe my family, but abnormal wouldn't be a stretch. It all started when I was a senior in high school. The school was about to get out for the summer, and...
Ever imagine being f******n or sixteen, and naked around women?Or being forced to take your clothes off because of culture?What if you get an embarrassing boner, what will you do in front of a group?Ever wonder a virgin, who never touch and see a penis suddenly gets to have a free viewing seat and groping?A woman, who in her entire life only spent imagining what it was like to touch or how it looks like---until her curiosity and imagination came true? Well, that is the experienced of some women...
I was barely 16 that hot and humid July afternoon I admitted to Amy, my sweet little cousin, that I’d been having sex with my father for two months. “What?!” she gushed. “Courtney! Oh, my God!” Also, that I was on birth control, but that my up-tight mother had no idea or she’d have killed me! Of course, at St. Katherine’s, where we both went to school, they wouldn’t have been too thrilled at that part, either. “I can’t believe this!” Amy was almost panting at the news. “You’re doing your own...
I was barely 16 that hot and humid July afternoon I admitted to Amy, my sweet little cousin, that I’d been having sex with my father for two months.“What?!” she gushed. “Courtney! Oh, my God!”Also, that I was on birth control, but that my up-tight mother had no idea or she’d have killed me! Of course, at St. Katherine’s, where we both went to school, they wouldn’t have been too thrilled at that part, either. “I can’t believe this!” Amy was almost panting at the news. “You’re doing your own...
Secrets By Donna Sash [email protected] We all have them, secrets. We have them for many reasons, mine is to keep my self-safe from society. You see my main secrets are the kind that would cause members of my family and myself much humiliation. Ok, I'll just come out with it, I am a cross dresser. A transvestite, a man who wears the clothing of the opposite sex. Sure its ok for women to wear men's clothing, it is even looked at a sexy and it is accepted by society, but a man in...
"Hey, Adam, come on in, mate!" said Marco to his best friend over the intercom. "How is it hanging, Johnson?" answered Adam jokingly. "Only 2 feet off the ground!" was his happy response. The two always joked around a lot. It felt like they knew each other for decades. But they only met 6 years ago on a cruise around the Caribbean. Adam, a 32-year-old well-hung stallion, walked inside and found Marco in the backyard by the pool. Stark naked and semi-erect. "Fuck, you weren't fooling around!"...
Chapter 1 A light cloud cover made the night very dark. The street light five houses away provided little assistance. Shadows everywhere made her wince at the sudden realization someone could be watching her without her knowledge. The auburn hair stood up on her arms and the back of her neck but she didn’t have a choice. She knew what she needed to do but once again she sat in the quiet car trying to think of any other way out. It was a daily and prevalent thought process but once again she...
Chapter 5: Promises and Secrets Leah furiously stormed into her room, slamming the door behind her. She didn't care to exercise the proper politeness one usually did in someone else's home, not when she suspected what had been done to her within said home. Zach's mom had to have been the one doing this. There was no other explanation that made sense, and Zach had to know. Why wouldn't he tell her? They knew almost everything about one another since the first day they had met back in...
All rights reserved 2007 by Cazna Rochester & Ernest Bywater Story originally written by Cazna Rochester in 2007 with some later revisions. In late 2012 Cazna asked Ernest Bywater to revise and edit the story and transferred the copyright to him as well. July 2016 Edition Cover Art The background image is Australian banknotes ten_thousand dollars by Cimexus and used under the Creative Commons Attribution licence with it at Wikipedia. The trimming, manipulation, and adding of...
Celebrities become famous from many different paths of life, Whether they are a Actress, Singer, Rapper, Sports athlete, Politicians, Models, Monarchs from a role bloodline, Cable news anchors, Talk show host, Radio DJs, Cooks, Public media yoga instructors, Or just famous from public media outlets, Are just some local celebrity such As Local news weather women. They all something in common, They have many secrets Some non-sexual and some very sexual, Secrets that they rather not have in the...
GloryholeSecrets! What secrets does the gloryhole hold? Is that a dude’s mouth on the other side, or is it just a pretty girl with a thick, full beard? Maybe it’s an ugly chick or a tranny, or maybe there’s a goddamn donkey slurping away back there. I don’t want to spoil anything for you, but the Gloryhole Secrets at the titular website are a hell of a lot better, and hotter, than that.Slutty, thirsty, sexy babes have been stopping by the mysterious gaps in the wall at GloryholeSecrets.com...
Premium Blowjob Porn SitesCollecting Show Horse Protein GROUND COLLECTING A STALLIONBy Drss.Kathy Mann-St.Martin, adulterated by SFL Admin. For Education Dept. use. *wvs = woman "voluntary" servant … As there are a variety of methods to start a breeding stallion, both for collection and live cover, for the sake of this article, we'll assume that nothing has been done with the stallion, i.e., he has not been bred live cover or artificially collected by a wvs.You would start by setting up the selected wvs as the...
Black Toy Collection Black Toy Collection ??????????? There we were, in her room, on her bed, watching television shows downloaded to her computer while I gave her a massage. Cassie loved to just relax this way, letting me rub and feel all over her backside. I loved it too. I brushed her long dirty blonde hair to the side so I could rub her neck. I?d work down over her shoulders, down the length of her back. I?d jiggle her buttocks and give it a good squeeze, then pop back up to her...
There was no way to dress it up – the first week had been exhausting.Sick of the Managing Director’s enormous mood swings, Stephanie had quit her tedious admin job and returned to cleaning. It had been Dan’s suggestion. “You’re unhappy. Why not go back to your cleaning business? Your clients will take you back in a heartbeat. You’re great at it!”It was true. She loved being her own boss and leaving a home that was a dream to walk into gave her real job satisfaction. Most of the old clients had...
I just got out of the shower when my mum came into the bathroom; she looked over my naked body then picked up the towel, “Here, let me dry you sweetheart” she asked, Without hesitation I let mum dry me, and as she did my cock started to go hard once again, she took hold of me and gently dried me about my crouch, “Mum, you have the most wonderful touch, just being close to you makes me feel horny” I said leaning forward and kissing her, “You do the same to me, I didn’t think two months ago I...
Secrets By Stats I look into the mirror at my tear stained face. All that reflects back to me is a twenty-four year old man who has failed my most inner desire, to appear in public as a woman. Three times I had got to the front door of my condo and three times I turned back a coward. Finally, in a fit of total frustration I remove my clothes and makeup and stare into the mirror. The truth of the matter is that I do not have my act together. Although the mirror shows my hair...
Secrets A Short Story By Maryanne Peters Success depends on secrets. Do the big cola companies patent their formula? Does a certain chicken company register its list of herbs and spices? No. They keep them secret. But all secrets carry the temptation to be found out. Found out and disclosed, or found out an passed on. Maybe for a profit. It is a challenge. Is it really a crime? Surely not if you do not commit a crime to do it ... or maybe just a little crime? I have...
Summer Secrets By Varian Milagro http://varianm.blogspot.com/ Chapter 32 When I woke up in the morning Jill was home. I joined her for breakfast. "I'm sorry about Mark," I told her over cold cereal. "Let's talk about something else," she replied tersely. "Brenda said that we might be able to practice today." "It doesn't look good." She stared at her cereal. "Cindy is being a bitch and without her garage we don't have anywhere to practice." "Watch the language, Jill,"...
This is a true story and this had happened way back in 1995 when I was studying in college. We were doing our graduation in Biology and one of our lecturer had indulge us the habit of collecting various specimen in Botany. We had a gang of 4 boys and one girl and we used to move around in surrounding village in bicycle in search of good specimen. One day, we have seen a big water body which would be good habitat of Volvox (one kind of algae), but the problem was the water was not clear, though...
Theron cleared his throat after a few awkward minutes. "One more question. In this ... performance, do you ever find out why? Why did Loghain betray me?" "Not precisely. There's a lot of debate over that issue, actually, between different people who pl ... watched the performance. Some say Loghain just went mad. Power hungry. Some figured that he hated you, because of some weird issue between him and your parents. Some thought he truly did the best he could when he saw the overwhelming...
Title: Her Dirty Little SecretRating: NC17Summary: After the Golden Globes Award Party Laura comes home to her only secret slave who nobody in the whole wide world knows about, not even her real life boyfriend.Feedback: always appreciated!Note: Just a fantasy. Not a real story. *sighs* I Wish!Mistress! You're home! Did you have fun?" the slave asked as he opened his arms wide to give her a hug, but his Mistress grabbed both filthy hands, making sure that they did not stain the expensive...
Stolen Looks, Stolen Secrets - By Emma Smith Sunday, 25 August 2002 All persons and organisations portrayed in this story are fictitious, sadly. I used a script to generate all the character names for the story. No reference to any real persons is intended or should be inferred. Cast Andy Rathbun SomaChange (UK) Director Adam Eaves SomaChange (UK) Security Chief Stacy Butler SomaChange PA to UK Director Gerald/Geri MacNeill SomaChange Computer Expert Linda Gebrael...
CarlIt is past midnight, but I'm not certain of the exact time. I just know that it has been more than an hour since Carl brought me home. The wetness still coats my thighs as I have not showered. There was no need since my husband is out of town on a four-day business trip for his firm. I am acutely conscious of the condition of my vagina, not just its slick wetness, but mostly its widely stretched condition. Carl used it several times, each time forcing it wider and more open. I have tried to...
Submissive Secrets by Lewis Chappelle Note: This is rather lengthy piece and is a follow-up to ?Submissive Spirits? published earlier. It follows, in time frame and character development, the material in ?Submissive Sailing? which also was previously published here.Please let me know your reactions to this material. Thank you, LC SUMBISSIVE SECRETS Chip had started with the Thompson company as Assistant Vice President for International Operations. Chips boss reported to his...
I should not have been surprised that my husband had been keeping secrets from me. After all, we all have our secrets. What angered and amazed me was that he had a secret fantasy life about which I knew nothing. Not a clue! As a lady who has always been open and honest, the thought that Jason could keep such a thing from his very own wife shook my world. But the changes in our lives since I found out have been nothing but positive, and I have found something in me that I never suspected was...
BDSMShe'd walked back home not knowing what to think of her afternoon. Who was this man, this Sir Edgar? She reminisced on the events that took place in the barn. She recalled the pleasure and smiled. She recalled the confusion and frowned. She recalled realizing she had a secret. For the people of her community would surely think her actions were a disgrace. She snorted at the thought. A disgrace. She entered her small hut just outside the settlement. Out of habit she started feeding the small...
First TimeUp from the bowels of the vast underbelly of Europe in that region formerly known as the Balkans appeared a female child of great beauty and feminine charm. She became known as Marisol Hari the Mistress of all Spies. Of course, that was not her real name. Her real name is obscure because her mother chose not to name her father, a man who was reputed to be a black marketer of despicable character. When she was but 18 years old, she found employment in a cabaret in the midst of the charming but...
Welcome to the Summertime Incest Story Collection, an anthology of short incest stories sharing the hottest season’s setting or vibe. As it is summer, Father’s Day in June will feature in a few stories but they may reflect themes of hot summer lust, occur during a summer vacation, or simply take place in the season. And, while we are currently talking about summer in the northern half of the planet as it happens right now this could be summer in the Southern Hemisphere or a hot week in the...
IncestOur family finally reunited at the dinner table. It was a hot summer evening during which Karen once again surprised me and my dad with her cooking talents.My dad is a typical businessman. He’s busy all the time. All he talks about is economics, finances and other fancy stuff that are boring enough to kill a dead man. I have a suspicion that Karen married my dad just for his money. She loves sex and money. But, of course, she loves those things separately. And I don’t think it’s a bad thing. I...
TabooPanty Secrets By Gingerfred Man Chapter One - Carded Timmy. My parents named me Timmy. Timmy Garconette. They didn't hate me or anything. In fact they loved me very much. And they're good parents. They probably thought Timmy was a nice name. But it just gives you an idea of the flavor of my life. Timmy is not the name of a guy who scores the winning touchdown or scores with the winning babe. It's kind of a wimpy name. My one-year-older sister Clare got a pretty good name and some...