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I am a confirmed bachelor, and as many of you probably know, guys who have been single too long tend to become messy after a while: dishes that remain in the sink, a carpet that could use a good vacuuming, a shower stall that may have an overdose of soap scum. A few months ago, I decided that perhaps I ought to call in a professional. But no hurry.

Then, one day, doing my usual check of the adult personals (I am a single guy, remember) I saw an ad for a nude housecleaner. I emailed her for more information and she said that yes, she would come over and clean my kitchen and bedroom while being dressed in a negligee or entirely nude. It was not cheap, for sure, but why the heck not.

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