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You throw on a red t-shirt and do up your jeans. You know tonight's a big night, lots of chances to make good with the ladies on the floor. You check yourself out in the mirror and figure that you're looking about as good as you're ever going to.

You received the unique luxury among the people of your floor through a fluke of paperwork that never got corrected. You and you alone have a single bedroom, which means that you can do whatever you want in your own space. That includes entertaining whatever guests you want to.

You open the door of your bedroom and step out into the hallway.

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