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Your name is John Hamilton. You were born in a family with six children including you:
The eldest sister Diana, who was three year older than you. Twin sister Alicia and Beth, who were one year older than you. Twin sister Olivia and Helen, who were two years younger than you.Being a single mom with 6 children didn't give your mother, Mrs. Minerva Hamilton, any financial problem since she had a high position in Abrellum Corporation, the largest medical company in the world, the producer of 60% healthcare product and the supplier of 80% medicine. Your three older sisters also worked to this company.
You just graduated from a famous university and your application to Abrellum Corp was accepted immediately.
Your work went smoothly for half a year. Until one day...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter One: Brother and Sister's Incestuous Desires By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Sean Reenburg I stepped out into my backyard, strings of lights running from the various sculpted plants and statues to illuminate everything. Knots of people were gathered throughout while servers in crisp, white shirts (whether they were men or women) and black slacks moved through the crowd holding trays with various horderves...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Five: Mom and Dad's Incestuous Surprise By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Maria Reenburg My brother's words, claiming that Daddy was an idiot for not wanting to fuck me, gave me the sexy confidence to do this. There was no dumb Vanessa to cock-block me. That bitch wouldn't swoop in and steal Daddy's erection this time. I would get his dick in me. I would finally fuck my sexy father. I marched back to...
Mark next thought to cover himself, but the clothes he had might identify him as an outsider, though hundreds of years out of style. Instead he moved to the box which was thankfully waiting. Opening it he saw the note. ---What has happened? Why the double jump? Please explain.--- Knowing his time limit Mark grabbed the pen and wrote, ---Suspect another group from your future is trying to stop or interfere with me. Hoped to throw them off.--- Mark looked in the box. A simple shirt and...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Fourteen: Teaching Incest to the Siblings By mypenname3000 Copyright 2019 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! April 10th, 2027 – Catherine Nicholson My nerves had me trembling. Today was my first undercover assignment as a cop. I never thought it would be with my brother. But that was what made us perfect for this assignment. My hands smoothed down the skirt of the sundress. It seemed the perfect thing to wear. It was a nice Sunday afternoon....
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Four: Naughty Mommy Incest By mypenname3000 Copyright 2019 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! April 23rd, 2019 – Clinton “Clint” Elliston II The backyard party at the Reenburgs' home was well underway. Their large house, verging on a mansion, had an impressive yard. Lights were strung across the bushes, lighting it up as twilight fell upon the world. It was a warm, April evening, the sky clear. Like when I'd done at the Reenburgs' party...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Twenty-Two: Questioning Incest By mypenname3000 Copyright 2020 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! July 22nd, 2027 – Jaiden Walsh I lounged on the couch in the small living room of the apartment I rented with my sister. Our neighbors thought she was my wife. None of them knew our background, where we came from, or that our mother had freaked out when she'd caught Alysha and me together in bed over a year ago. The AC kept everything cool,...
April 10th, 2027 – Catherine Nicholson My nerves had me trembling. Today was my first undercover assignment as a cop. I never thought it would be with my brother. But that was what made us perfect for this assignment. My hands smoothed down the skirt of the sundress. It seemed the perfect thing to wear. It was a nice Sunday afternoon. “You can do this, Catherine,” I told myself as I stared at my reflection. I snagged my purse and marched out of my room in the house the Sacramento Police...
The Panty Plague Doctor Verner Schmidt was a man without place. Driven from the halls of academia by jealous professors, his title was an affectation borne up by no diploma and recognized only by his tiny circle of confidantes. In fact, he probably deserved the title more than the frightened fools at the University. Sadly, logic and merit rarely bear any relation to real-world success. He and his colleagues traveled from city to city, country to country, indulging his whims, his...
Trapped in the body of Janice Lester, his real body destroyed, the Jim Kirk of the mirror universe has travelled to the universe of the Federation intending to steal the body of their Jim Kirk. Only now there's a third Jim Kirk.... STAR TREK: PLAGUE by BobH (c) 2014 Note: This is a sequel to, and contains spoilers for, 'Mirror Universe Turnabout' and 'Infiltration' All characters...
Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! April 23rd, 2019 – Clinton “Clint” Elliston II The backyard party at the Reenburgs’ home was well underway. Their large house, verging on a mansion, had an impressive yard. Lights were strung across the bushes, lighting it up as twilight fell upon the world. It was a warm, April evening, the sky clear. Like when I’d done at the Reenburgs’ party last summer right before graduating from high school, I had brought my mom as my date. I had my...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Two: Sister's Teasing Delight By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Maria Reenburg I woke up with energy the next day, eager for the bet with my brother before I realized I had to wait a week. A week before I could start seducing dad. I just had to give my brother a head start. I was being charitable. After all, I was a cute, sexy nineteen-year-old temptress. When I went to work for my daddy's political office...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Four: Little Sister's Dripping Passion By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Maria Reenburg “Now come with me and we'll get started on what you can do for me,” Vanessa purred. The African American woman had a naughty grin on her face. Her wavy, black hair spilled about her hungry features. She was my father's secretary at his office in the state capitol. Her fake boobs stretched her blouse, her short skirt...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Seven: Sister Helps Breed Mom By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 Sean Reenburg Anger was rising in me despite the bliss that billowed through me from cumming in my sister's pussy. She was trembling against me, sandwiched between Dad and me, his cock buried in her asshole. He had a pale look on his face. He wasn't thrilled having to deal with his secretary, Vanessa, who he, apparently, was fucking. A woman who'd abused my little sister today. When I...
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Incest(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Nine: Daughters Ready to Breed By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 Maria Reenburg I trembled on the exam table in Dr. Wilson's clinic. The busty OB/GYN smiled at me as she lifted up my hospital gown. She arched an eyebrow at me as she stared down at the hairless flesh of my pudenda, my thighs pressed tight, only the top of my slit peeking out. “Someone forgot her panties,” Dr. Wilson said, an amused smile on her lips. “She didn't forget them,” said my...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Three: Massaging His Busty Mom By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! Sean Reenburg I was on my own in seducing my mother. My plan to use Mrs. Elliston as my coach, to have the MILF advise me, had failed. She wasn't coming back for a while. She was on maternity leave. She'd just given birth to Clinton III, her son with her older son, Clint. She'd given me a foundation, but it wasn't enough. I didn't know...
Leave your comments and opinions in Hi friends funrajrathode again I hope you enjoyed my last story, you already know all my stories are fiction but now I am going to say a real incest story so tune up. It’s a real experience of my colleague (my team leader),when I joined to IT field my team leader became very close to me, now after spending one years working together I revealed myself that I am posting sex stories so he wants me to post one of his experience, he is 38 year old now the story...
Incest(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Eight: Little Sister's Horny Passion By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 Maria Reenburg I was trembling in delight as Mom sat down at the conference table in my father's office at the State Capitol building. His secretary, that whore-bitch Vanessa, was sitting across from Mom, the cunt looking arrogant like she had nothing to fear. She had her arms crossed beneath her boobs, lifting those fake tits and thrusting them out before her, her stretchy top...
A brother and sister, age fifteen and fourteen find themselves alone for the summer with both mom and dad working. Boredom sets in quickly and the brother has ideas to pass the time away. “Its not incest I’m telling you the truth” “Look Rob, it is. You want me to show you my boobies and you’re my brother, that’s incest no matter how you look at it, isn’t it?” “Rachael, listen, yes you are my sister but what harm is there in just showing me some of your skin? You have to understand...
If you have been reading my articles for a while now, then you know how much I hate this incest trend going on. I have both a mother and sister, and the thought of fucking them is disgusting. I'd rather fuck a disabled midget with down syndrome than a family member. Unfortunately, not as many agree with me as I once thought.The Winds of IncestIncest took the porn world by storm a couple of years ago. When it first started, I figured it would be a short-lived genre that would recede back into...
Hall of Fame*** Note : This story is completely fictional! Sophia sat up in the hospital bed wondering how she got there and spotted her father through the window of her room. He was talking to a doctor, at least that’s what it looked like. When he spotted her sitting up he entered the room. “Ah, awake at last,” he said, crossing the room to sit next to her bed. “What happened?” Why am I here? Where’s mum?” said Sophia, trying to understand what had happened. “Okay, calm down. First of all lay back and...
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Now, we all know that there are all kinds of categories of porn on PornHub.com, but what about the category which everyone secretly likes but doesn't admit to it? Well, there's that too, and we all know which category I'm talking about here, right? That's right, it's the Incest category. Now, you might have mixed feelings about that one, but if you ask me, incest is one of the hottest categories out there. Not that I'd want to fuck my sister or anything, obviously I wouldn't. I just like...
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“What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”Anthea looked up at her mum as she sat down at the dining table. “Nothing is wrong,” Anthea responded watching as her mum hurriedly dried her hands with a tea towel.“Is the baby okay? Are you okay? Is Jack okay?” she asked as her husband came into the room and pulled up a seat at the table.“We’re all fine Mum,” she responded exasperated with her mum’s anxiety. “I have something to tell you.”“Sit down Helen,” her dad snapped. “Give the lass a chance to speak.”Anthea...
You might call this a "primer." It is meant to educate the ignorant ... primarily the authors of the stories you read on this website. If there is one thing I cannot tolerate, it is inaccuracy in story writing. When I read a story, no matter how entertaining or well composed it is ... if it is factually inaccurate, it destroys the story for me. With that said, let me tell you a few factual truths about incest and sex. 1. The uterus or womb of a female is never entered by the penis. Never!...
Incest Friendly people only! I am 18 years old. My sister was 14 when we made our first porno. It didn't go exactly as planned as you'll see once you read the later half of our story. To describe myself, I am 18 years old. I have short brown hair and hazel eyes. I am skinny, pretty athletic, and well, I like playing video games as you'll see. My sister was 14 years old, she had long brown hair which reached to her breasts. She also has hazel eyes and is pretty skinny like me with...
Here’s a secret: incest/step porn is fucking hot. What the fuck was that? “Eww, PornDude that’s fucking nasty;” did I telepathically hear someone say that? I’m feeling generous today so I’ll give you one of my classic anecdotes to let you see things from my perspective. Once you read this little yarn you’re going to agree with me that when it comes to incest/step porn every time you hear about step-siblings you’re going to get an auto-erection.Lil’ Pedro didn’t think soBack in college when...
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IncestReddit Incest Porn, aka r/IncestPorn! This next one is for all you motherfuckers and daughter diddlers who also happen to have neckbeards. Have you ever wanted to fuck your sister instead of your wife? Have you ever wanted to indulge your taste for taboo action immediately after a short but angry discussion about your favorite video games and Gundam models? Well, you’re probably going to love the Incest Porn subreddit over at Reddit.If you’ve never heard of Reddit, congratulations on having a...
Reddit NSFW ListApril 11th, 2027 – Leyla Umayyah Judge Lyle Coburn emerged from the back of the house wearing a robe. The older man’s hair had gone gray. His eyes narrowed at us with suspicion. Then he flicked down to his daughter kneeling before us, submissive the way my mother had trained her. What a treat that had been. I’d helped Mother make Tammy Coburn into her father’s slut. The old man had paid us well to do that, horny to stick his cock in her tight, young cunt. She had become a perfect whore for...
(An Incestuous Harem Story) Chapter Seventeen: Incest's Naughty Price By mypenname3000 Copyright 2019 Note: Thanks to wrc264 for beta reading this! April 11th, 2027 – Leyla Umayyah Judge Lyle Coburn emerged from the back of the house wearing a robe. The older man's hair had gone gray. His eyes narrowed at us with suspicion. Then he flicked down to his daughter kneeling before us, submissive the way my mother had trained her. What a treat that had been. I'd helped Mother make Tammy...
Uther By Ellie Dauber (c) 2006 Introduction According to the legends of King Arthur, Merlin changed Uther Pendragon into a double for Duke Gorlois, so he could spend the night with Ygraine, the Duke's wife. Ygraine and Gorlois had three daughters: Elaine, Morgause, and Morgan le Faye. During their time together, Ygraine became pregnant with the child who was to become King Arthur. Uther's men killed Gorlois that same night. This is my TG (of course) version of what...
Hi indian sex stories dot net readers Incest means having a sexual relationship with close family members. My incest experience began with you younger sis Supriya. I was studying in college and she was in high school. When my parents go out of home for work, we used to be at home. We group up together. We were staying in same room. We were good friends as well. We used to tell each other everything. That time Suman was in 9th class. One day she told me that her classmate friend was severely...
IncestI am Thangam (Gold In Tamil). I had a taste of mother’s love. Strangely enough it is from my mother-in-law. This is strange, for in our culture the relationship between daughter-in-law and mother-in-law is mostly strained. My Athai (Tamil for mother-in-law) is like my mother to me, and often we are more like friends. I will describe my sexual life for it is relevant to the story I am about to relate. I am married for a little more than a year and a half, but that does not prevent me from...
IncestTerri sat in front of the mirror and dried her hair. She had to rub a clear spot on the foggy mirror from time to time. That's because her brother, Bobby, was still in the shower. He had been waiting patiently, sitting on the chair at the dressing table when she got finished with her own shower. She'd stepped out naked, glistening with water droplets and his eyes had raked over her, as they always did, as they had for as far back as when she was thirteen and he was twelve. That's why she...
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The the wind howled around the quayside as I stepped onto terra firma for the first time in weeks, the wind threw sharp shards of ice to sting our faces as we looked up at the sails as they were finally furled and stowed as our captain grinned at our discomfiture, "Au revoir!" he joked as if he knew we should soon be recalled. Those such as were left, and we were few enough, I shuddered. My best uniform packed securely in my Valise, awaited me, and just a few more duties before I...
Dear ISS Readers, thanks for all your wishes and encouraging me to come up with part 2. In my previous story, I mentioned about Incest Incident Number one: My father with his mother and if any of you missed out my previous part, you can see in the link on top. In this part, I am going to narrate about the Incest incident number two : My Uncle (Chitthappa ) Kaviarasu with his mother. After the incident when my father had his day with his mother, my grand father asked my father to take care...
IncestReddit Incest Stories, aka r/IncestStories! Just when I think I’ve seen enough weird shit on Reddit, a new sub comes in from out of the left field to surprise me yet again. /r/IncestStories is today’s offender, with an unoriginal take on a topic that’s already been beaten to death. But, they’re great at what they do, bring tons of quality to the table, and if you like reading one-handed, they might just be the sub for you.Keeping it in the FamilyFirst, I thought incest porn was a fad, then I...
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IncestDo you know of the porn site Motherless.com? You should. I’ve reviewed it a few times on my site, The Porn Dude, although it was for different genres every time. This time around, I’m going back to this place and looking at a specific and niche little category many of you are just begging me to cover. We’re looking at vintage porn today. While it doesn’t have the same resolution and quality as the porn you can find today, it’s definitely a genre of porn that has a lot of personality to it and...
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Motherless. A one-word website title that says everything it needs to say. This is a site where the rules are, more or less, completely thrown out the window, morality means absolutely nothing, and there is nobody to save you from it. Hedonism is God here.The site likely is also called this due to the fact that the girls who end up on motherless.com likely have no positive female influence in their lives to keep them from it. Motherless is the place parents spend their whole lives fearing that...
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Hi guys, my name is Rahul and I am a new author in the community of ISS. I love reading sex stories and there are so many good writers here. Every time I read a new story, it feels so fresh and good. So that’s why I decided to share my experience with you guys. I hope you guys will enjoy it. So, a little introduction of my life – my name is Rahul, I am 22 years old and I live with my family which contains 4 members, me my mom dad and my big sister. We live in Mumbai, India. Let me give you some...
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IncestHi friends my name is Umar and now-a-days I am in USA it’s been 1 year that I am living in us basically I belong to Pakistan(Islamabad).some days ago i just visited this site while searching some hot stuff on bing.com via internet. here i found a lot of pages containing incest stories, well I haven’t read out all the stories yet->in fact just due to lack of time. But i will keep on reading these stories as it feels great to read some mom-son stories. I am of 21 by now and doing study of ACCA in...
IncestHi guys this is a true incident that happened 4yrs back. It involves me and my younger sister Simi, (now 19). To tell you a bit about myself, well, I’m actually kinda small for my age, but the things is my friends say its still hard to mess around with me as I tend to have an aggressive tone within, which makes me stand out as though I’m a big guy. Well that’s probably cos of the fitness training that I engage in, which leaves me with muscular limbs. I come from a very high standard Bengali...
IncestNovember 15th, 1985I was excited. To be more accurate, I was really excited. I was going to my first real party. Before this moment, the only parties I attended were birthday parties when I was a kid, Bar Mitzvahs, and dinner parties at my grandmother’s. Tonight, I was going to the kind of party that I usually wasn’t invited to.I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Robert, why should you care about getting invited to parties? You have something better; you get to fuck your mom on a...
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FantasyChapter Eight: Activating the Incest Protocol By mypenname3000 Copyright 2019 Note: Thanks to WRC264 for beta reading this! Dean Michael I pulled my truck into the parking lot of the Church of God Assembled. I turned it off and grabbed my cup of coffee, those thoughts of leaving a device at the Stay Awake Cafe burning through my mind. I shook my head. Had to get those ideas out of my mind. This was church. My wife parked her car a few spaces down from me. She climbed out and shot an...