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You thought it would be nice to surprise your girlfriend for her birthday, so you borrowed her extra key and let yourself in while she was at work. What you didn't know was that she has a very unique security system. It was silent, and just as you walked over the threshold it zapped you. As you came to, you noticed that everything was huge, and you immediately started to panic.

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