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It's summer. I just graduated high school, I want to enjoy my summer before I go to college.

The warm summer afternoon heat fills the room. I look around and finally get up.

I throw on some shorts and a t-shirt, and go downstairs. Your older sister is home from college and watching tv. "Bout time you woke up" she says "What are you planning to do this summer?"

'Get laid as much as possible' I thought. "Party, and enjoy the summer" I replied.

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