Fathers and Sons Suck at the Hunting Camp
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It had been a particularly rough period for everyone involved. Father had been so badly injured in an on-the-job accident and everyone else was made to help him with his daily life during his recovery. Help him to move, bathe. Prepare his meals and take him where he needed to go to. We were all there for him during the worst of it, when he had to be taken to the hospital for numerous surgeries on his back, spine and legs, we had all been there for him. My younger brother did nothing but work all day and play at the computer all night, giving nearly everything he earned to the family budget to make ends meet. Mother worked all day nearly every day for the same reasons. Even I had to work whenever I could-while also being a full time college student. A student I had been when His accident had occured, and for an entire semester and more for his recovery. Months had passed and a new semester had just begun. It was in fact the very first day of the new semester that I return home to find the house looking sacked-things missing everywhere. Dad had healed up and snuck out.
Just when things had finally started to look normal again, he ran out on us. Not too long afterward, mom was served divorce papers and we all had to move. We had long sustected that his obsession with the church and local church school had something to do with a certain teacher, whom for a woman in her mid to late 40's wasn't so terrible to look at-definetly fuckable. She and dad both claimed that nothing was going on between them, and honestly I doubted there was really. He had problems maintaining an erection due to heart complications, his knee caps were more or less gone, his back had been nearly broken in the accident so he could neither really kneel or stand for too long anymore. What kind of sexual relationship could they have? But, sometime after the divorce and life had settled for everyone, I have come to discover that father has decided to remarry. Remarry to none other than that very same teacher.
Mom, my brother and myself moved far away from him, living together in a small place and the three of us worked hard every day to help get ahead. In fact, it was just a day like any other for me when I first heard news of the impending marriage. I heard the news from my mother, who then told me and I found this to be so very interesting that I decided to look into the matter more myself. It wasn't long until I had to make some choices on how I should take this information. My family and I had made a more or less comfortable life for ourselves away from my father. While I had no desire to see him again, I still could not stand the thought of him being happy for some reason. Trying to ignore the feeling only made it worse and my mind came to wander more and more as to just what I should do about it.
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