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Jack's cock was at full strength in her hands. She sucked, licked and stroked him so skillfully that any moment he could erupt. He laid naked on the couch with delivery girl pleasuring his manhood. She had only come around to drop off a CD he got from overseas but it was her last delivery and Jack knew she needed a good fuck.

And that's what he did next. She stayed on her knees on the ground and Jack moved his cock across her firm ass. She moaned softly and Jack placed his cock in between her legs, moving it over her clit and pussy before inserting it slowly into her wet pussy. She moaned louder this time and whispered "Fuck me harder." Jack obliged and went faster and harder into her, moving his hands from her hips to her ample breasts. This woman wasn't big in the breasts but just enough to hold and caress.

Jack started to thrust with more energy and groaned loudly himself. He felt his cum start to rise and slowed down. "I'm gonna cum." On that message, the woman promptly moved Jack's cock from her pussy and placed a hand on his cock. She stroked it, aiming it at her breasts. Jack couldn't hold it anymore and came hard over her chest. Some hit her chin and stomach but she rubbed it in and sucked hard on his increasingly limping cock.

Once finished, the woman jumped up and stood face to face with Jack. "Thanks for the tip." And with that, she threw on her clothes and left Jack to clean up for the party.

8:00pm - Some guests had arrived and utilized the pool and spa. Jack surveys the people so far.

Sarah: A shy university student, thin framed glasses, very conservative outfit for the party but she knew a few people and was getting into the alcohol.

Damien: A sport freak, muscular physique and light brown hair. He tries to fuck anything with breasts and a tight pussy.

Anu: An Indian girl who moved form India about 3 years ago. Beautiful skin and was regarded by her ex as "the best fuck in town."

Oliver: Anu's ex and on the prowl tonight. He has been wanting some action since Anu broke up with him.

Others were scattered around the house with plenty more to come.

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