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„Verdammt der Fernseher ist schon wieder kaputt!“ dachte ich mir schon wieder als die verdammte Klingel läutete. Draußen stand ein Typ im Blaumann: „Ihr Fernseher ist kaputt?“ fragte mich der Kerl. „Ja woher wissen sie das...“ fragte ich ihn verblüfft. „Das ist unser Job, kann ich jetzt anfangen?“ fragte er mich genervt und schob sich an mir vorbei. Nach ein paar Sekunden in denen er den Fernseher intensiv anstarrte; „Der Fernseher ist absolut in Ordnung nur ihre Fernbedienung ist Scheiße. Hier haben sie eine neue solange wir die hier reparieren.“ Mit diesen Worten warf er mir eine Fernbedienung aus dem letzten Jahrtausend hinzu, ein großes, klobiges Etwas. Bevor ich mich richtig von dem Kerl erholte hatte war er auch schon wieder weg.

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