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Vault 139 is in Whitfield Street in London. It's a great joint!

It was a Wednesday. That meant one thing, that Pants at Central Station wasn’t open so I’d have to seek my fun at the Vault 139 club.

Tuesday night I was unable to sleep well. I was getting horny thinking about the afternoon ahead. I had been working hard and had decided that I could afford an afternoon off. That means one thing to me, sex-crazed that I am, ‘an afternoon with the boys’, away from my work and mates, and I was pretty sleepy in the morning after so little sleep. But my dick was rearing up and in need of satisfaction. It gets big and remains pretty full hard when I’m in that mood.

I got on the bike and cycled to the Vault. My dick got fully hard with the cycling activity so the ride was mildly uncomfortable. The lads I cycled past made the blood rush to my head and hot desire filled my senses. God I needed dick, and soon.

I got there in time to be the second new face there at lunch time. The sexy door-keeper and the topless buff bar-man recognised me and I was welcomed in as usual. I ordered a beer and changed out of my jeans into a slack, loose fitting pair of trackie shorts I love wearing when I’m feeling horny. I wear them commando so my dick is fully visible as it slops around inside the fabric, tenting over my hard-on.

I spent the first hour watching porn, jerking and eying up the new arrivals. Some older guys, suited some of them, some in casual gear. A handsome Indian lad, Baz, who I’d met before came over and chatted and I squeezed the bulge in his jeans as we sat at the bar. I remembered him fucking me over the bar stools there one wild night - he’d cum all over me too.

Then I hung out in the glory-hole cabins and had my dick serviced a bit by a couple of good suckers, trying not to shoot what was a big load stored up in my balls for a few days.

Then I felt like a smoke. I never smoke except when I’m having fun. It relaxes me and makes me feel even hornier. So I got my wrist stamped by the door-man - that meant I could come back into the club after smoking outdoors.

I went to the local newsagent, aware that I was getting the odd appreciative look from passersby as I had those slack shorts on: my half-hard junk was swinging about in them, and it was odd to see a guy in shorts as it was pretty cold. The newsagent, a softly-spoken Pakistani lad, seemed to notice my bulge too.

He sold me 20 John Players and I went to the little square in front of the club where there are a few benches. Opposite the club is a sports ground where lads meet up to play football inside a high-fenced area. I sat there legs splayed, my dick hanging down the leg of my trackie bottoms, and inhaled the smoke. The afternoon atmosphere lightened. I felt cool, calm and relaxed. My legs opened a bit more and I could sense that my knob was probably in view if anyone looked my way. The lads playing football were too engrossed in the game to notice. They were so fit and sexy to watch, their own dicks clearly bouncing in their silky shorts as they jumped up and down, kicking the ball and leaping to do a header. I imagined them naked, my head buried in their laps as I gulped down their sweat and semen.

I went back into the club for a bit and wanked off for a bit with a Venezuelan geezer with a beautiful thick dick which I took in my mouth for a while, sucking it slowly. He was groaning with appreciation. I didn’t want his cum, yet, though. The afternoon was young.

Then out for another smoke after a bit. By now it was getting slightly darker, though still light. I sat at the same bench, and as I smoked two cigarettes in succession I realised I needed to piss.

I let it flow. Yeah, right there in the open, no concern, just horny relief.

I was sitting on a bench made of perforated steel and I could hear the steamy piss as it splashed on the ground. There was a sexy, probably homeless, guy sitting opposite me who seemed to notice what I was doing. He came over to me and I gave him a cigarette. He had a nice bulge in his jeans and a sexy toothy smile. I was feeling deeply horny as I let the piss flow and my trackie bottoms soaked up a lot of the bladderful I was releasing.

The homeless lad smiled at me and I was sure he rubbed his crotch. I asked him:

‘You wanna come join me in the club over the road?’

‘What? That one’s full of queers…’ he smiled, puffing on the cigarette. There was irony in his voice.

‘Come on, I’ll get you in’

He looked intrigued, and eyed me long and hard. I didn’t know what to expect.

‘OK, buy me a drink and I’ll come’ he said, at last, stubbing out the cigarette.

We went over the road. I got the doorkeeper to let me get the guy in for a little less as I said he’d ‘never been before and wanted to try it out’.

‘Your shorts are soaked’ homeless guy said.

‘Yep, I like piss big time, even my own.’

‘Fuck, that’s dirty. And I need a slash too’ he said.

‘What’s your name?’ I asked him.

‘Patrick’ he told me.

‘Patrick, come to the toilet with me. I’ll let you know how dirty I can get.’

So we headed into the toilet. It was empty, thankfully and Patrick got his dick out to piss in the urinal. I looked down. It was a beauty - thick and uncut, and with a big helmet. He was not shaved, the thick dark ginger pubes set off his shaft nicely.

‘Don’t waste it in there’ I said. ‘Come in here with me and let me have it all.’

I pulled him by the wrist into the cubicle and locked the door.

I yanked down his jeans. His dick was getting harder as I felt under his big balls and touched his perineum.

‘I need to piss…’ Patrick whispered, ‘Don’t get me hard….’

I got down under his long legs and aimed the tip of his dick at my open mouth. It took him a little while to relax enough to let it all flow but when he did it was well worth it. I gulped and guzzled as I took the strong man-piss in my mouth. The flow was pretty fast and some of it splashed all over me and my trackies. I was soaked in his and my own piss.

‘Fuck. You’re a complete slut, aren’t you?’ asked Patrick

‘Oh, yeah’ I answered

When he was done, we got out and I bought him a beer. He was super friendly and grateful.

And later, he fucked my willing and needy arse: I pulled a rubber onto his thick shaft and guided it into my well-lubed man-cunt as we were watching porn in the barrel room. We had a lot of attention. I gave Patrick poppers - he said it was his first time with those - he was 26, he said, so a bit younger than me and less experienced, I guess….

He heaved and pushed his hips against my arse as his strong long legs thrust forward. I was rock-hard and very aware of the fact that six or seven lads were wanking their dicks off as they watched us. One, a black guy with a big thick dick, pushed his helmet into my mouth, and the combination of the taste of his oozing pre-cum and Patrick’s amazing fucking pushed me well over the edge. A big load of cum splattered out over the floor and I felt my own legs buckling with the orgasm.

Patrick pulled out and I heard the rubber being discarded. He came around the front and pushed his knob into my face. I guided it to my open mouth and just in time. I have no idea how long it had been since this man had last cum, but it must have been a while. It seemed never to stop. My mouth filled with his sweet semen. It dribbled down my face and over the trackies. He was shouting out as he shot.

We spent a little longer there - he was such a nice and horny, intelligent guy. I bought us a kebab on the way home. He was from Liverpool and had been down south for a month. He wasn’t getting much by the way of work and he thought he’d probably head back up to his city soon. We parted good mates. I am glad I met this sexy bright soul and hope he’s well. If I’d been living alone as I had for a few years before, I’d have had him stay with me for a few night at least. I’d done that before and it had always been a good feeling to help out a mate in need. Patrick was special.

And I’ll be back in the Vault again, I can’t stay away. Maybe meet you there?

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Trinity led Adam to the bed that adorned the spartan room that usually served as the spot where the free-side chats for "Sweet Things" were performed. "I'll be right back," Trinity promised. "Why don't you make yourself comfortable." She gestured to the bed and smiled. "And you are seriously overdressed," she added, turning away and closing the door behind her. Adam took the opportunity to lose some of, or rather, most of his clothes. He wasn't certain if Trinity wanted to help...

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Maxine Stones New LifeChapter 139 Adult EggsHold the Ham

Every morning I checked on Helen's progress at the building. I even called her the second morning. I suggested she park a breakfast wagon on the site, until they had it up and running. She and Jack liked the idea. There was a truck in the parking lot the next morning. I bought an adult egg on a bagel sandwich from the truck that very morning. Even so I rode to the mall, where it was warm, to eat it. It wasn't Kosher to sit in their food court with Helen's sandwich, but I just couldn't...

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BJ Jones the Story of My Life Book 2Chapter 139

Tuesday morning I did a VCATS with Jenny and Marcy. They were over the open Atlantic on their way to Thimble Shoals. They were carrying more gold and diamonds to the meeting to keep the accounts up to Marcy’s liking. Andy, Vicky and Ching Lee were headed to Dubai then taking one of the Blackhawks to the Boxer. Andy had the military records for our ships’ captains for the Admiral to review if he wanted. I did a VCATS with Marcy and Lorrie, then settled into my day. The Congressional leaders...

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BJJones the Story of My LifeChapter 139

Thursday morning Patti and I were at the college at 7. I had an 8 AM meeting with the board to finalize the budget. They wanted to expand our armed security for our sports team trips to cover more trips next year. There had been several problems at other colleges with gangs attacking busses carrying out of the area athletes to the local college events. One bus had been boarded with thugs carrying iron pipes and baseball bats. The board didn't want people killed but they also did not want our...

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The Boys at Johns HouseChapter 139

I decided on an early bedtime. Hunk, Juicy, Bunny and Greedy followed me up. I told the rest to keep a tight rein on Grumpy, gave them each a good night kiss, and left them to have fun on their own. One nice thing I decided about the rubber jocks was that it gave all the boys a nice "hung like an elephant" profile. And knowing that they were all cum-soaked and ass-loaded made the wait for the elevator way too long. When we got back to the room, it was seconds before tonight's four were...

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Episode 139 Sexting

A text arrived from an unknown number, it just said: is that David?Probably a hoax, but I replied anyway: sure who is this?There was a long pause, then: it's me nat - I've got a new playmate - she’s got red hairMe: is her name Justine?Nat: yeah - shes really funny - she stayed all weekend - I heard daddy making love to herMe: and did nic and mummy tie her to the bed and smack her bottom? Nat: yeah - and how did u know they had no clothes on either?Me: lucky guess - she’s called a submissiveNat:...

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Mistis Adventures Part 139

Cathy had been busy this morning, but so had some of the others. Nola had paired with Tod when he and Betty had arrived, Irene had requested that Bennie be her partner, Lorene, the most knowledgeable of them, had insisted that Billy AND Rick join her. She had observed the way they acted as a team, each seeming to think, and act, as one person, and always in near perfect harmony. Essie had been joined by David and James, for the same reason. She might not have the same level of experience, but,...

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Dance of a LifetimeChapter 139 More Discoveries

Liz Cushman arrived back from the rink after another day at practice. She walked into her apartment and stumbled into the kitchen. There she found Crash hunched over a pan. "Hi, honey," she said, walking up and kissing him. "Wait a minute, you're cooking?" "Yup," he grinned. "I can, you know." "Wonders never cease," she grinned back. "Whatcha making?" "Galumpki." "Scuse me?" "Galumpki. Polish dish--stuffed cabbage. You'll love it." "I'll take your word for it,"...

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Tenchi Muyo All Good ThingsChapter 139 Rabbit Run

Only a few hours later, inside the more mundane portions of the Misaki home, Hero looked up expectantly from where he knelt at table side. Waiting patiently within the small dining area, he nodded respectfully to the queen as Funaho was first to arrive fresh from the bath. Noting Misaki trailing less than a step behind. Taking the moment also of delighting privately as any man would upon the arrival of so many healthy females, attending Tanzuru aside. "And where have you been all this...

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Learning CurvesChapter 139

The expected cavalcade of limousines that many Heilman students expected didn’t materialize. Instead, three SUVs drove past campus in the middle of the afternoon without much fanfare at all. Only Hailey was at the house when Phil showed everyone inside. Even those with millions of dollars in their bank accounts – and millions of fans to their credit – stopped inside the doorway to look around. “See?” Grace said. “This is how I expected a corporate executive to live.” She spotted her...

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Deputy PorterChapter 139

"You really going to do it," Phil asked when I explain what Jim wanted. "Consider it my sacrifice for art," I said. There was no need to tell Phil and Jeff what all I had done for a lot worse reasons. My proclivity for sexual deviancy was admitted by me to me and me only. Phil and Jeff didn't need to know that I was more than just willing. To me the idea of it all was a huge turn on. "Since there was no time agreed to, stay around your place. If you go out anywhere, carry your cell...

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My Little VentrueChapter 139

~~Beatrice~~ Seven weeks. “Here.” Triss stared down at the book and knife, at Samantha, the book a little more, and then Samantha. “How’d you—” “Antoinette stores artifacts for years, even centuries. She was going to lock these up, until she felt ready to go back for them. And...” She squirmed as she put the objects back into a small, flat box, and handed it to Triss. “I’ll have to take them back, at some point. But ... but even if she finds out what I did, that’s a risk I’m willing to...

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Himura BattousaiChapter 139 Not Yet Gone to Ones Fate

Shishio: Now what would a whipped dog be doing here all by himself? Houji:... A whipped dog. Yes, as Lord Shishio says. Shinomori Aoshi! You've already lost to Himura! Your time to fight is over! How dare you show your face here! Get out! Aoshi: It is as you say, Houji. If you call me a whipped dog, I cannot deny it. But Battousai accepted a challenge from this whipped dog without trying to get out of it, and lost strength by taking unnecessary wounds. This, too, is truth I cannot...

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BethChapter 139

February 4, 2018 Dear Ms. Diary, We had a large breakfast with which to send Inez off on another museum jaunt. I marveled to myself how much more open Inez has become of late with both the family and the group. When we sat to eat, Lana forced her way between Meka and me, then insisted we had to put our chairs close enough together so that she could sit between us, half of her on each chair. Inez responded, “Hey! No fair. If she gets to do it, then...” She stood, forced her way into Dad’s...

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Family LettersChapter 139

Dear Marissa, Wow. I figured that something was happening when Will didn't send a letter before we had to power up the tank and board the shuttle that was taking us to Tuftsat for our mission to burn the grasslands. I'll admit that while I worried some the mission came first and once we started going to daily briefings and were looking at all the video the various probes that had visited the system provided, I stopped paying attention to how many days it had been. The most wonderful...

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Lauras Story an Interracial Lesbian RomanceChapter 139

Laura kept trying not to think about Trina, and the lovely evening of fucking with Randi certainly helped. The bondage had been intense but uncomplicated, not too fierce or ingeniously sick, as it too often became with Karen. Laura looked forward to more. She felt that she and Randi might continue doing this without ever getting into the murky depths of sadism that she and Karen had explored. Then one evening Trina phoned her. Laura's heart skipped. She couldn't help it. Trina was a...

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Six Times A DayPart 139 You Sexy Thing

Once they reached Alan's room, Suzanne was very careful to make sure the door was closed behind them. Then she pointed to the chair in front of his desk. "Please sit there, Sweetie. We've got a lot to discuss." As soon as his butt hit the seat, he felt Suzanne straddle him. Her hand reached down to his boner, and before he knew what was happening, his boner was being worked into her steaming hot pussy. "Whoa, Mother! What do you think you're doing?!" He could tell she was smirking...

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Sheriff PorterChapter 139

It was up to Happy to convince Wilson to take the job even though it meant starting his own company. If he said no, I would just be forced to use the Swamp's nerd, if he would do it. The investigation might go to committee hearings and I might be questioned. The nerd couldn't be sure I wouldn't roll over on him. Wilson shouldn't worry about that. He knew how far I would go to protect him. He knew where I kept the keys to the office, so he could set up there temporarily. He might do that...

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