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Erotic Essay: Nudist Olympics -2: Near Xh HQ! free porn video
Where crooks from the USA of Russia meet at xhamster's Head Quarters with other criminals wanted by EuroPol.
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I will personally visit Crete with a few of my wives to select the best sports locations. The sponsor will be xhamster! No other choice is left for them, as the Russians in the board don't want to pay their billions of debt to me. For their infringement of COPYRIGHT and stealing hundreds of unique copies of world top art in erotic poetry and story telling in sexy series of great length. I finally deserve respect, to be expressed in a one-euro take over bid. I am the only person who can bankrupt them. So, how much choice is left to the owners? Either broke, or bend over. Bare-back!
I already knew before where the first official Open Olympics will be. At Crete. I wrote before about the best location, which features at the final installment of one of my most recent series. I was inspired by watching the European Chess National Teams Competition in a as lovely looking, as large sea-side resort five-star hotel at the South Coast in December last year. I watched live game comments by entertaining British GM 'Ginger' Simon Williams. Who also featured in one my earlier series of essays on the historic 'Henry Hudson' times sailor bar location BATAVIA. Nowadays hosting a yearly 10-days GM-tournament in chess and several weekly Go & Chess club evenings. My beloved fine 'femme fatale' Facebook friend Fiona Steil-Antoni from Luxembourg did all the interesting interviews at chess24.com
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I immediately get an interesting new idea for Nude Mind Sports Olympics. Inspired by Fiona. Once, she did an ad for Iceland tourism, when she was hired at the same time to comment there the European Championships for National Teams. Her debut with 'Ginger' on camera live. In the flick of a few minutes, she showed us around the ice-cold island with hot geyser pools outside. And spa's inside. Where she looked lovely in her one-piece sexy swimsuit with her good looks and seductive smile.
I don't know any serious nude chess competitions in history. But the theme of a dressed gentleman GM facing a naked female amateur opponent is a category on its own in early Dada-art and photography from guys like Man Ray or Andre Breton. As for my Nudist Board Games Olympics, I know whom I would invite from the world best female players. Unfortunately the strongest of them, Hou Yi-fan, is unavailable. She starts her Ph.D in Oxford. But Russia (many teams), Lithuania, Ukraine (also a lot), United Kingdom (Jovanka Houska is by far the best redhead red-hot beauty IM). Poland, Holland (my friend National Champ Anne Haast, a student, and her younger and even prettier team-mates). Germany, France (Ou-la-la, trop belles!) Luxembourg (Hi, Fiona dear! Any colleagues in your team from other small nations?), Italy, Georgia and Armenia. So far for Europe.
Iran is interesting. Their dress code demands head-scarfs. Fine with the Olympic Committee, as long they do not dress in more than that. And their seductive smiles and private perfumes. India can send several teams of four. Just like China. From America I do not expect many candidates to pass the nude test. Probably a few tantalizing teams from islands in the Carabean Sea. Weak amatrices without ranking. But they will win with boobs and bums. My beloved Pacific Islands provide even better beauties, by my taste. (Remember I preside the all female Olympic Committee, hence have the decisive vote in cases of non-unanimity!). But they do not play any Chess or Go. Not yet.
Including Go will bring Us at last teams from Hongkong, Japan (lots of teams), Korea and Taiwan (idem), and Singapore. Next Australia, perhaps New Zealand, but they seem so prude. And Africa? South-Africa probably. Maybe Madagascar, where a few know Go and Chess. Kenia can be. In Egypt and the rest only guys play. No chance! Middle and South America has even less chance than their Northern beloved hated Yankees.
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Like almost all 'most wanted' words in American it comes from 17th Century Dutch, like the word 'boss' in over one hundred main languages. Why? Because C(r)apitalism 'bosses' the world. Who is to blame! YOU! Go out at the street and kill them! Apply next for our games. You deserved a break! Congrats for every killed group. As in the game of Go.
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I already planned the next venue. It's pre-conceived long time before. I am a board games player. In Go one thinks a hundred moves ahead and you know to be patient. Wait for them to make the lethal mistake. Hit their 'vital point' and they die fast! Finally! Time to collect my debts at them!
I have no other way to get back what xhamster capo's stole from me over last six years. Over two hundreds works of prize-winning literature. Single copies in the world. In my mails I sued them for a million euros per day. Per stolen sexy story. So, technically they are already bankrupt & broke, since several years. No wonder, if a firm is badly run from the start. As the owners only screw around, high on non-legal stimulants.
I fired indirectly the first team. By writing two essays against them. A months later ' Capo' resigned from Maffia President position. As Trump soon.
The new ones know they will not last long. My most recent request was 'honoured' a bit. I got back my last masterpiece they stole from me. To hide it in their private gallery in the 'dark web'. You know where all porn legally till 1995, but outlawed by the most stupid people in the world, has gone.
Yes, indeed I mention indirectly the 'Land of the Free' (slaves of triumphant cheating casino owner trumpy Trump). The proof of their national stupor in stupidity is, that they even don't realize that no-one loves them. Even worse: everybody hates them! Only Russians from Putin till the poorest Siberians love US television and Hollywood movies. Nowhere else 'James Bond' is as popular. Perhaps in North-Korea, the new 'Russia'.
Most beloved enemy. What a weakie is that new President of the US of A, in choosing his enemies! Why not declare nuclear war again at the atol of Bikini? No-one will counter attack, as only turtles live their again. Luckily I live in Samoa. No fall-out in our direction.
Alma
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