Mortimer and Myrtle A Love Story
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I was cruising the gay friendly beach awhile back when I met a guy wearing a barely there white mesh see thru g -string . I pulled up my chair a few feet away and intrduced myself . I could clearly see his fat semi hard cock and full balls as I told him how hot his thong was . Mmm, you like it Randy ? Oh yes John , where did you get it ? As he was telling me about a shoppe run by his crossdressing friends my cock was so hard in my swim suit . Would you like to touch it Randy , feel how soft it...
As long as I can remember I always had a hunger for a big hard cock. I'm not really sure when this all took place inside my body. I often wondered if I should have been born a female because I have female tendencies. It started when I was in the military that I had my first encounter with a big dick. I was staying in a hotel in San mataya with a friend and we were invited to a party. I was surprised when we got there that there was only men there. There was an...
As long as I can remember I always had a hunger for a big hard cock. I'm not really sure when this all took place inside my body. I often wondered if I should have been born a female because I have female tendencies. It started when I was in the military that I had my first encounter with a big dick. I was staying in a hotel in San mataya with a friend and we were invited to a party. I was surprised when we got there that there was only men there. There was an...
a reply to a short story I read just now.... A short story where a married man is talking cock sucking to another married man on a site such as this, And one of the married men happens to be a car salesman. After some weeks, The married man takes a visit to the car lot to look at a motor-home. Once inside the vehicle the salesman locks the door and spontaneously drops his pants to reveal a modestly large semi hard cock for the sucking. The surprised costumer, can not help himself to such a...
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Reddit NSFW ListWhen Father Mortimer checked into the hotel it was eight in the evening.The room was a basic no frills double with a small bathroom. He would never stay in such a hotel if he was attending one of his ecclesiastical conferences but for what he had planned it was just perfect.He got down on his knees and bent his balding aged head over a black gilt leaf Bible he had respectfully placed on the edge of the bed.“Blessed Lord Jesus forgive me for my sins,” he muttered and crossed himself three...
SpankingThis is about the first time I ever sucked another guy’s dick. My older brothers friend came over to spend the night one night Any ways his friends name is kyle he’d one of those k**s who dress up like gangsters or whatever and im a little goth k** with long black hair 5’10 and I can fit into size 14 guys jeans if that tells u how skinny I am lol. Any how so me my brother and kyle are chillin in the living room watching god knows what idk anymore it was some stupid show I had no interest...
The next day, Mike, Mary and I talked for an hour or so. They’d gotten me a lawyer to help with the lawsuit and introduced me before they left. He was hard-nosed and middle-aged. He told me what he’d been able to find out and a lot of it was the same as Eve. Police had compelled a blood sample when she refused the breath test and she tested positive for cocaine in addition to having a blood alcohol that should have rendered her incapable of even standing up. “You should be prepared for an...
Third Shift Sucks: Well at Least Some of the Workers Do. Sometime working thirds in a downtown Hotel can be a real bore. Other times it can be interesting to say the least. For example let us look at the week before Christmas, we had banquet after banquet after banquet, overall we served over 1000 people during that week, and I spent most of my shift helping prep food for day shift. Then came the following week, and NOTHING, and I mean nothing. By the third night I was so bored, I was...
THE AMAZING MR. MORTIMER My girlfriend Rachel and I had decided to take a two week vacation to PuertoRico. I had first come across the girl on the streets of San Juan. She cameup to me and begged me for some money. At first I was going to say no. ThenI noticed how beautiful this young girl was and I was intrigued. I startedto reach into my purse to get her something, and she smiled at me. She hada very beautiful smile. It was in fact an entrancing smile. I kept her close to me with small bribes...
Based on a March 29, 1916 New York Sun newspaper column and the 1927 book "Archy and Mehitabel," both by Don Marquis This may be archived/posted anywhere. Just give credit where credit is due, thanks! Cockroach By Pretzelgirl dear boss, you don't know me but i am andy the cockroach. i live in the wall behind your computer. i thought this might be a good way to introduce myself by writing you a letter. i have meant to do this for a long time, but you never leave your...
Fortunately, Zulie's building plans included enlarging everything when she designed the new house; otherwise, the eight of us would not have fit around the breakfast table. But there was room for all and we shared many meals there. One morning, we were all eating breakfast and discussing current events. Normally quiet, Hana was even more subdued than usual. Surprisingly, I noticed it before Freya did. "Hana, you're deep in thought this morning. Would you let the rest of us in on your...
Jason woke earlier than usual, and felt an emerging sense of unease. He knew the feeling, and it was of danger. He waited until he was due to go on his run, which was when the most senior guard would be awake, and alerted him to his premonitions. “This is an emerging problem of some sort. I do not get the sense it is today. The threat is developing towards me. Please inform the Emperor’s guards to be extra alert, and ready for an attack, and for the battleship and Marines to similarly be...
Note: This is not your usual Lush story. It is an experimental play in a theater of the absurd style. There is no sex but it is an entertaining comment on marriage. I encourage you to indulge in something different. I think it will make you laugh and maybe cry. Scene: A formal living room. Mortimer is seated on a sofa in the center of the room when Myrtle enters and sits on the sofa next to him. She is wearing a blue floral dress and a pearl necklace, her gray hair is tied in a bun. Mortimer is...
Brian, when talking with Abbie on Friday night, quietly thanked her for helping Mark get to this point. And how pleased he is that Mark’s friends are so accepting and welcoming. There are more hoops Mark still has to jump through, and Brian hopes Abbie and Tim could be at Wilde Peacock tomorrow afternoon. Brian is going to take Mark there for the first time.Abbie laughs, telling Brian he will be introducing Mark to the Peacock in full force. Tomorrow is Phoebe’s annual bar birthday. The...
Trans"You're a Trekkie?""I haven't seen all the episodes or films, but I can tell you how all the characters and plot lines intersect. You could call me Trekcurious.”“When I was little, I watched the animated series when nothing else was on.” My fingers were sandwiched between Kevin’s as we walked into his one-bedroom apartment on a Sunday afternoon. We removed our shoes, and he guided me to the couch.“Welcome to my humble abode, Jax.” He handed me a water bottle from the refrigerator.“Thank...
Love StoriesHolland Michigan has two airports ... ok ok ok ... one airport and a former WWII training base. The airfield (training base) is on the north side of the lake and it's typical. One paved runway and a lot of grass. The hangars are 1930's and the aircraft are private. The airport is on the south side of town and it's a real CAA going concern. They have a flight school with one Cessna 150 trike. There's a Maytag commuter that flies to places that have big airplanes and like that. They Are...
Tuesday, one week and one day after Chellie left, Freya had that look in her eyes again. You know the look: 'husband, I need your help with a project, and don't you dare try to say no!' We were sitting at our breakfast table, eating (surprise!) breakfast. I must have sighed because she took it as a personal affront. "What's the matter now? Am I bothering you?" Freya's voice could never be harsh, and her personality could never be shrewish, but when she thought she was being was...
I thought about packing the truck in the middle of the night and taking off, but I knew I wouldn’t. Instead, I called home, which was now Birmingham since that’s where Mike, Mary and the kids were. “Hey, Little Brother,” Mike greeted me when he answered. “You’re calling late. What’s up?” “Hi, Mike,” I said with the first genuine smile since lunch started. “I’ve had kind of a weird day and wanted to talk to you guys about it.” “Sounds ominous,” he said. “Let me get Mary. She’s just checking...
“Wakey, wakey! Eggs and Bacey!” came a chipper voice next to my ear, making me jump. Sunlight streamed through the window, bathing the room in golden light. I raised my head reluctantly, ready to strangle the owner of that cheery voice. Lori was still sleeping contentedly, spooned against my chest, so that woke me up in a hurry. I pulled away from her gently and she whimpered in complaint, but never woke as I slipped out of bed and looked around for the source of my rude awakening. Sabrina...
The next morning, I made us breakfast and saw her off to work with her lunch in her hand and a kiss fresh on her lips. I worked around the apartment most of the morning, getting it ready for its new mistress. I repacked the drawers in the bedroom, made room in the bathroom and a few other little things that I thought would help. She was coming back here and then we were going to her place to start moving her stuff. Eve called about 11 and we went to lunch at a local food truck we both loved....
The next morning, I slipped out of bed early and started coffee brewing for breakfast. I knew where everything in the kitchen was, so I started working on that too while I was at it. Hope joined me a short time later, surprised that I was up and moving. “I thought you might want to sleep in a bit today,” she said when she entered the kitchen. “I’d been thinking the same about you two,” I shot back. “Busted,” she admitted with a rueful shrug of her shoulders as she took one of the four cups...
"Cocktease," he had called her, out of earshot of her husband and his wife. In retrospect, perhaps she had overdone it a bit from time to time. A flash of lace now and again, a breast resting snugly against his arm as she poured him another glass of wine, a little parting of the lips and quick swish of the tongue as they said goodnight following visits. Truth be told, these had been more for herself than to titillate David. That he may have been frustrated by these events had not really...
Quickie SexAs was his habit at lunchtime, Hal left the building and walked through the office park for exercise. It was a partly cloudy day, and for the moment it seemed overcast. On his way to a small path through the woods, he saw her. Sandy was an attractive redhead with a sensual voice who almost always wore a tailored blouse, a roomy ankle-length skirt, and one-inch pumps. Her wardrobe varied in color, patterns, and material, depending upon the season, but always the same ensemble. Hal watched as...
Cindy, who had gotten by so far on her good looks, only saw other pretty girls that lived lives of ease and luxury on social media and TV. Those girls just got to look cute, and people gave them clothes, apartments, and cars. Cindy, herself, had a few thousand Instagram and TikTok followers, who delighted in seeing her dance to mindless bimbo pop or racy hip-hop. In her pictures and videos, she showed her large tits and round ass in panties and bras, kept an Amazon wishlist, and some of her...
Elizabeth Fleming told me some of this story in the years before she died, aged eighty, in 2010. The more graphic scenes are mine but the emotions and surrounding history are hers. She was my Great Aunt, great in so many ways for she was the third family member I ever revealed my sexuality to, the first two being my parents. I had known since girlhood that she shared a cottage in Hampshire with her friend, Portia, but had never known their relationship was more than sisterly. When I told her...
LesbianSuckered Julius, Brad and Sam had been friends since early childhood. They went all the way through school together and when they graduated, they decided to attend the same college and share an apartment. They are good looking young men, active in the dating scene on campus. In fact, they tend to compete with each other for women, keeping a secret list of their conquests. They are really pretty shallow and Julius is the most self- centered of the three. So on one particular weekend,...
She wanted to remember. The hookah was a beautiful piece. It stood at 4 ½ feet. Dark red… it always was her favorite color. This hookah was her personal prize. It only had one hose, one smoker. She pulled the airtight box from its hiding place and opened the lid. Once released, the heady aroma drifted, tickling her nose. The new batch of bud was a dark green, but the crystals were so thick it turned everything pastel. Breaking it apart just enough to smoke easy, she arranged the weed in...
Introduction: While a few details have been tweaked, this story is as close as I can remember it Prologue She wanted to remember. The hookah was a beautiful piece. It stood at 4 ½, feet. Dark red&hellip, it always was her favorite color. This hookah was her personal prize. It only had one hose, one smoker. She pulled the airtight box from its hiding place and opened the lid. Once released, the heady aroma drifted, tickling her nose. The new batch of bud was a dark green, but the...
After the close call and excitement, in more ways than one, of that first night together, Sandy decided they better cool it a bit so Mom wouldn’t get suspicious. Mom also went back on day shift, 8am – 8pm, so bedtime was less private, but days were not such a problem. Randy tried to act normal around Mom and of course, around Sandy, but he did have some issues like being quieter and more protective. Mom just thought he was getting older and closer to starting into puberty, especially now...
I never FaceTime. I'm not a adolescent girl. I don't need to see your face when a simple text will do. Call me an old bastard, get-off-my-lawn type, but that's the way it is. (By the way, I'm not that old).So when that mechanical beeping emanates from my phone that someone wants to FaceTime me, it's definitely out of the ordinary. Especially when it's 10:30 on a Tuesday night. I got to my phone and it said "Ann FaceTime video."Well, this was different. Ann Next Door and I been fooling around on...
It was a warm October night and I was at a college football game with a few buddies. Throughout the first half of the game, I looked to my right and there was this hot sexy bald guy 3 sections to my right. He had huge arms and was wearing a black wife-beater and jeans. We kept looking at each other and at each time, he would show that bright smile of his.At halftime, I went to the restroom and used one of the stalls, luckily I was the only one in the bathroom. As I opened the stall, he was...
I arrived home late Friday afternoon, grumpy and annoyed. The boy I had been starting to hang out with had turned out to be playing four different girls at once, and had seemed to be confused as to why this might be a deal breaker for any of us. It was too bad; he was pretty hot, and apparently was pretty big down there, but I wasn’t going to be pulled around like that. What was it with guys? They all seemed to treat girls like they were some mythical creatures we had to beg to deal with. Just...
IncestWatching Geordie Mac Douggle and Hineahuone Te Wherowhero sidestep each other was fun. Grace put up a countdown clock. It was one of those that had flip numbers ... she had put it in storage because it started running backwards. Grace remembered it from her time as an Austin. She chased it down, wound it up and set it for Hineahuone's birthday. Those clocks aren't quiet ... click ... click ... click ... counting down the seconds until F day. Click ... click ... click. It was very...
The escort from the Court back to the K5 was sadly lacking. Our entourage was a motorcycle cop and two cabs ... ours and Charles William's. He rode down to the harbor and had his cab wait. "You know," he said as he walked into the salon, "I knew as soon as you told me to take a dollar out of the jar that you had somehow managed to come back. Life isn't like the KJV is it?" "It doesn't seem to be ... some people ... people closer to the old ways recognize us as the twins straight...
"Mr. Austin?" Charles was just about to step off the boat. There was a plane to catch and he had appointments he had had to cancel. The lawyer looked up, "Miss Te Wherowhero?" "Hineahuone, please." "What can I do for you, Hineahuone?" She handed him a New Zealand dollar, "I need you to represent me." "I'm not qualified to practice here." "That doesn't matter. I want you to speak to your children." "What's this about?" "I know they have to go home ... I don't want...
There are some things one can not get away from. A Maori Princess is a Polynesian Princess and a Polynesian Princess is a big deal in Polynesia. Hawaii is Polynesian ... and Tahiti. Fiji is not Polynesian but Melanesian. The Douglas DC-8 flew from Auckland to Nadi, Fiji and from there to Honolulu, Hawaii. The Austin/Anderson/Te Wherowhero combination took a Maytag to Auckland and departed for Fiji. What is a Maytag? A Maytag is a twin engine propeller driven aircraft probably named after...
Instead of heading out in a car, they loaded everyone ... cats too ... in the back of the Estate Wagon (old pickup truck) and popped and sputtered all the way to the airfield. There were a bunch of old guys there ... including a fella with a B-26. "If we pay for the gas, oil and your time, will you ferry the bunch of us to Franklins in Lansing?" Grace asked. The old guy said, "I hope to shout! I been needing to talk to Ben. Buy the gas and oil and my time is free." He called for a tug...
We'll take care of it, the Deputy Marshal thought he heard somebody speak out loud. He turned to the crowd, "You people stay out of it. This is our case." We got it ... they're on their way. "Damn it all! Who said that?" "Said what?" in various forms and from various people. "That the Washington people are on their way." He did look a little confused. "One of you jokers should be on Ed Sullivan. Come on ... who's the ventriloquist?" Grace looked at the cats. Piper stuck out...
Things took awhile to settle down. Longer than expected. It seems the steps up the chain of command had some rusty links. Or maybe the ladder of success had some busted rungs. This particular bureau of the Department of the Treasury had been in business ... is that the word for an organization that spends more than it takes in? ... this bunch was part of the 1915 good old boys network. Those originals were dead or retired but it was the same old same old. The top rung of the ladder is...
Summertime and the living is easy ... unless the Department of the Treasury is after because you rained on their parade. Fish are jumping..."Let's see your license, boy." "Don't need one, sir." "Why not, boy." "Because boys are exempt." "You're a man, don't give no shit, boy." "Can't be a man, sir." "Why is that, Boy?" "You've called me boy four times and if you don't know the difference ... OW!" "I said, don't give me no shit, boy." "See that man sitting...
With every soloed body shirted, the rabbit food on the table, the coals glowing red and the steaks at hand ... for those who wanted steaks ... everybody did ... I started taking orders. "Burned to a crisp?" I asked. Since I'm a guy, I was expecting at least two not guys to raise a hand for destroyed beef. I got one response ... the biggest, burliest, baddest looking biker-type dude I ever saw said, "Crispy, please. And make it a small one." I picked up a half-pounder with the tongs...
I was deep in lust for a Viking goddess named Freya Sjofn Astrild, who worked in the HR department of the same computer company where I did. Freya was beautiful, blue-eyed, platinum blond, and busty. We had dated a few times — dinners, movies, even museums — but were only up to the kissing stage, as Freya wanted to keep things moving slowly. She even held my hands while we were kissing, so I couldn't start them roaming over her sweet, Swedish body. As a lusty male, I wanted to make things...
Now came 20 hours of solo. Hineahuone Te Wherowhero had a major advantage over her classmates; she had her own plane. One inquires: Where did a Maori Princess from a poor family find enough money to support her own aircraft? It actually started at the school entry application. It's pretty easy to be admitted to Junior College but it still takes money ... so ... Miss Te Wherowhero applied for student assistance as soon as she established residence in Holland. One question on the application...
David and Grace Anderson saw very little of Hineahuone Te Wherowhero over the next few months ... breakfast, dinner and the back of her head. Breakfast was generally, "I only have time for coffee." Slurp Guzzle Gulp "Ahhh bye." Dinner was a little more mannerly, "Good evening, Grace, David. Ooo that looks good." Gnash Rip Tear Clatter Scrape "Thanks." Burp "I'm in the study." or, "I'm at the library," was followed by the slam of her books on her desk or the slam of the door...
"Hineahuone?" Grace was about to meddle. I was off doing something to the boat and I had no idea of what was coming. Sails ... yeah ... sails. That's what I was doing to the boat. You have to forgive me, writing down what happened is embarrassing. The local rep for UK Sailmakers and I were out on the lawn as he and I unpacked and unrolled the lot ... and there were a lot ... of sails. The Austin's had sails from Chicago, Sturgeon Bay, Dunedin NZ, Miami, San Francisco and most of them...
December motoring from Holland to Pentwater is pushing ones luck ... idiot is more like it. We shipped the mast and boom by rail but the boat was just too much. US 31 is two lanes, curvy and heavily festooned with power lines, low overhanging trees and lots of traffic. Many of the Lake Bulkers were tying up in Ludington and their crews were heading home ... Holland is shipping and there's not any really good places for a boat the size of the K5 to sit on the hard and undercover. The Weather...
"No Petty Officer, she's not my wife," I tried to explain but he wasn't having it. "Miss," he gestured to Hineahuone, "Could we step out of hearing? I'm Petty Officer Patterson." "Hineahuone Te Wherowhero." "That's a mouthful," he said, "Is there something else I can call you?" "Princess, your Highness," Hineahuone said. "Either one of those works." "OK, princess it is." You could tell he was playing along, though. The United States doesn't have royalty. "Are you...
"Piper, what did you do?" What makes you think I did something, she thought. WE did something, thought the trio. Yeah. We're going to be mothers, thought the kits. We could feel the satisfaction. "That's obvious ... no ... what did you do the girl?" Jeanine? "Wait. Stop. How do you know her name is Jeanine?" Isabelle and Mom, said the kits. We all turned to Piper ... who immediately looked guilty. Remember? Piper thought a scene to us; The Austin Twins ... Girl Scouts...
The shower cleaned up, Jeanine scrubbed, the suite aired and me cleaned up as good as possible ... that took some doing ... undiluted intestinal acid is hell on feet ... and toes ... Grace entered with several commercial cans of tomato juice ... hey ... it works on skunk spray ... and some vinegar ... and one big stiff bristled brush and scrubbed me and the bath to a fare-thee-well. "WE ... that is ... you and Hineahuone, have reservations for dinner. Chop-chop ... get it done. Wine her,...
There was no work for me to do at the office, so I stayed home and worked on what we now called the Triple-U, for universal utility units. They had photocells on top, with sealed electronics underneath. There was a tank with water and trash connections, so stuff could be put in the unit. The electronics sensed if there was something in the input tank and went to work. Water was evaporated and then condensed in a separate tank, where it was treated with ozone to kill all bacteria and viruses....
I called a meeting. There were serious issues I wanted addressed, and the only way to get them discussed was to call a meeting. As with most of the rest of our meetings, this one was partly business, partly family: I wanted to make our informal living arrangements a little more formal. I was married to Freya and we had a son, but the rest were living as if I was married to them, too. Our finances would be totally fouled up if anything were to happen to one of us, and there were no laws which...
The next few weeks were spent getting to know each other and preparing for what we feared would come. We learned about normal, human attacks and defenses. Tiennie taught all of us the basics of using weapons and our bodies against attackers. Zulie helped us practice the drills after Tiennie finished; she also set up a weapons range on our property so we could really practice with pistols, shotguns, and rifles. I got in shape such as I had not been in my life and I enjoyed watching all the...
“Petey, can I talk to you?” she asked, startling me. I had the bike-lock half-raised to use as a weapon before I realized who it was. “What are you doing here?” I asked warily. “I came to see how you were doing,” she said tentatively. “Go home, Mrs. Hamilton,” I said, purposely refusing to call her mother. “Just talk to me, sweetie!” she begged. “About what?” I sneered and finished getting my bike ready for the ride home. “I’m worried about you,” she admitted. “Really?” I asked...
“Mike didn’t think you’d want the family to know you were coming,” she explained. “If he took the day off to be here, your father would have known. He didn’t think you’d want to risk the welcoming committee.” “I would have thought my Christmas presents told them where they stood,” I said. I’d sent a package of particularly nasty Christmas presents home. There was an ice-pack for my father with a note that said it should help with the swelling in his balls and a dildo for my mother,...
I went back to school feeling like a new person. I had my degree paid for. I just had to pass the courses. I got my apartment set up and threw myself into the work. I felt like I was on top of the world. I talked with Sabrina almost daily even if it was just a few minutes on Face-Time. I had daydreams of moving out to Miami for work while she finished her Masters there and the two of us settling down together. It was a good dream. Christmas came and I sent a single card to Mom. I wished her...
Around that time, my phone calls kept up and I started to suspect that I knew who it was. I could hear a Denver radio station in the background of one call. There were only three people that would call me from Denver and not speak. My mother, Billy and Linda. Mom didn’t listen to the radio, so that left Billy and Linda. I told Mike I was getting calls from one of them and he asked if I was sure. “I recognized the station from Denver in the background,” I told him. “I didn’t listen to it all...
I found that I liked the work. We were building the development in three different stages, getting a hundred homes ready for sale in each stage. I was replacing a guy who’d quit to take on an office job in Dallas with an oil company. Dave, my boss, was grateful to have someone that knew how to handle themselves at a job site and soon we were moving smoothly, getting stage one to market. That was a year ago. Today, I’d heard the voice of Sabrina’s killer for the first time in years....