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I have a funny, and frankly, hot, story from spring break 1996 when I went to Jamaica with my friends in college. There, I met a fellow spring breaker named Jamie who was a bit of a hippychick complete with cornrows (that she had done in Jamaica as many tourists are apt to do). Our evening consisted of an all-night toking and 69 session in her hotel room. The air was so dense with weed smoke that I really couldn't smell her otherwise musky pussy. However, I was kind of on the look-out because when I started taking off her panties to lick her pussy she actually said, "Umm, I just want to warn 'ya, I didn't take a shower this morning and my friends and I stayed at the beach so long today, I didn't get a chance to wash up before going out tonight. So I might not smell too great down there." I could tell she was embarrassed, but not so much so as to not want me to go down on her, and I was now more curious than ever to taste and sniff her pussy. I said something like, "Don't be embarrassed. I'm not afraid of a little pussy smell and I'm sure it can't be that bad after only a day."

To this she said, "Okayyyyy," and spread her legs so I could take off her panties. She spread apart her red lips with her own fingers which was fucking hot and exposed her clit and fairly wide hole to me. I had taken off my own underwear at the same time I removed hers, and as she spread apart her labia I went from a semi to a 7 inch erection, which elicited a "Wow, that got you interested. Hello penis." Sure enough, I was instantly hit with a waft of her vaginal odor and despite what I said to her earlier it actually did smell pretty bad after only one day. (Of course, I did not tell her this!) However, as I said, there was still so much fragrant weed smoke in the air that it muted any pussy stink quite sufficiently. Even if there was no weed smoke around, I would have still gladly gone down on Jamie. Aside from the smell, she had a natural blonde bush and very pretty, meaty lips. Besides, if you can't tell already, I've never really been disgusted by stinky pussy and have chosen to regard it as erotic over anything else.

Jamie fit into that category of girls that didn't want to randomly have sex with a guy they just met on spring break, but everything up to that point was okay. This came up rather humorously when I was going down on her swollen, musky pussy. She said, "Holy shit! I want you inside of me, but I promised myself I wouldn't fuck a guy I just met on spring break. That's just too cliche, isn't it?" I laughed and said, "It's about as cliche two spring breakers meeting and 69-ing all night." "Yeah," she laughed, "sounds like last night for me, but I can tell already that you're a better pussylicker than the guy last night and your cock is a lot bigger." Feeling cocky, I said, "And I bet I'll shoot a bigger load too." To that she said, "Okay so we're settled," and she switched positions to sit on my face while bobbing her mouth up and down my shaft. Because we were being so open, I moaned and said, "You got a lot of good practice last night. This is an awesome blow job." After about 5 more minutes of this, she had cum and I was about to. Referencing our earlier conversation I said, "Alright, here I go. Let's see if I can beat last night's cumshot." Jamie took me out of her mouth and started stroking, pointing my cock toward my knees and the bed sheet below. I shot ropes for at least 15 seconds. When I was through, my knees, upper legs and the sheet was drenched. "Oh my G-d! I didn't want to burst your bubble because I thought the one area where last night's guy could compete might be with the cum, but you blew him away, so to speak." We 69-ed two more wonderful times. Ironically, the third time I came, she swallowed my load. The other two times she finished me off by hand all over the hotel sheets after I announced "I'm gonna' cum," with that stinky pussy of hers over my face. I felt bad for the maid - between the pot ash, semi-dried ropes of my semen and her pungent pussy juice, the bed looked and smelled pretty bad by morning!

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I was quite enamored with the widow Montgomery to the point that I found myself daydreaming of humping her slowly to the tune of Bolero totally naked right out in full view of strangers. My female policewoman contact was transferred to Scotland for some training exercises, and I had to abandon all thoughts of using her skills to assist me in my duties as a covert terrorist. Ms. Montgomery told me to call her “Dolly” which I thought was quite out of character for her esteemed...

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Fuck WeedChapter 2 The Big Black Hard Sell

"Mr. Markman, wake up, it's almost time for your dinner presentation." The waitress knelt beside him, her red lips close to his. "You should hurry before the evening rain starts. The island experienced a brief rain shower almost every afternoon. It was typically short, but intense. While Chase tried to himself wake up the waitress sat next to Mindy and woke her up. Chase envisioned the pretty black girl kissing his wife to wake her up and the two women enjoying a wild lesbian tryst, with...

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Fuck WeedChapter 3 The Horny Hangover

"Come on baby, let me taste it" Chase awoke to the sultry sound of his wife's voice. He became immediately aware of her soft hands stroking his hard cock. "I want to taste your cum. I want to see if it tastes like Beau's, like the Kali." She said matter-of-factly, her blue eyes bright in the morning sun. Chase's head throbbed from the night before, but he couldn't resist the urging of his wife's touch and he began to ejaculate almost immediately. Mindy quickly bent over to and let...

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Fuck WeedChapter 4 Hot Tub Tits

After showering and laying out in the shade Chase was finally joined by his wife. She walked slowly into the patio area in an obvious daze, still stoned out of her mind. She smiled sloppily when she saw Chase and lay down on the lounger next to him. Chase could see her eyes were dilated from the effects of the drug. "So how was your treatment?" Chase asked nonchalantly. "Hmm?" She answered before realizing what he had asked. "Oh, right, my massage. It was great, I mean, Kaci was quite...

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Fuck WeedChapter 5 Hold Your Breath and Dive In

Chase awoke to the sun streaming in through the open curtains blasting into his aching head. It took him a few moments to remember where he was and to orient himself. He sat up quickly to see if Mindy had made it home last night, and regretted it as his head pounded. Still, he was happy to see that his wife was indeed sprawled next to him on the bed, barely covered by the sheet, one arm hanging over the side. He shuffled into the bathroom to pee, his cock and balls aching from overwork. He...

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Fuck WeedChapter 6 Business Meating

"God I want your cock." Mindy moaned into Chase's ear as he slowly woke up in the warm muggy cabana. His beautiful wife lay next to him, her firm thigh between his, and her warm soft hand stroking his erect cock. She smelled lightly of soap and perfume, having taken a shower without waking him. Chase looked at her pretty face as he inhaled the scent of her aroused pussy. Without saying another word she deftly slipped over top of him, straddling his hips, and slid onto his erection with a...

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Fuck WeedChapter 7 Tokin Toga Party

"Come on sleepyhead. it's time to get up and go to the party." Mindy said quietly as she gently shook Chase awake. "Wha? What time is it?" Chase asked blearily. He noticed that the sun was slanting low through the blinds. He was exhausted. He was never a good napper, when he woke up, he was usually useless for the rest of the day. "It's a quarter to eight, the party starts in fifteen minutes." Mindy bounced out of bed and put on her sandals. "We need to go pick up our...

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Fuck WeedChapter 8 Mile High Fuck Club

You have to hit rock bottom before you see the light. That's what went through Chase's mind as he awoke the next morning. Last night had definitely been rock bottom for him. But despite the crashing headache, and the mild ache in his balls, Chase had definitely awoken with a new outlook on life. Not surprisingly, Mindy was nowhere to be seen. But what did surprise Chase was the pretty young woman bent over going through the room's dresser. It appeared that she was packing their bags....

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Fuck WeedChapter 9 Going Lesbian

He was usually pretty punctual, but Chase woke up to an insatiably horny wife who wouldn't let him out of the house until he'd fucked her three times. Once in bed, once in the shower, and once in the kitchen after that. He managed to get out of the house only after suggesting she light up some Sinemilla. Mindy was insatiable, and it made Chase wonder what would happen while he was at work. Chase dragged himself into the office, late. A fact not missed by his boss Kymberly. Kym was not only...

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Fuck WeedChapter 10

Chase awoke to the pleasant sensation of his wife's warm mouth around his hard cock. It was only six in the morning, but he could already smell the Sinsemilla in the bedroom. Feeling him twitch Mindy looked up at him with glazed eyes. "Good morning" she murmured, obviously stoned. "Morning." Chase said happily. "How long have you been doing that?" "Mmm, about twenty minutes I think. I woke up a while ago. It was really cool, just the smoke in the room made your cock get hard so ......

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Fuck WeedChapter 11 Teen Titty Party

The drive home was extremely difficult for Chase. He had missed the worst of the rush hour traffic, but his head was spinning from so much Kali making it difficult to concentrate on driving. Added to that was the distraction of his balls throbbing, trying to make up for so many ejaculations, and his overly sensitive cock hardening and softening in the leg of his pants. He was so tired that he wished he could just go to bed. Arriving home, he ended up parking down the street from the house....

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