Mortimer and Myrtle A Love Story
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Based on a March 29, 1916 New York Sun newspaper column and the 1927 book "Archy and Mehitabel," both by Don Marquis This may be archived/posted anywhere. Just give credit where credit is due, thanks! Cockroach By Pretzelgirl dear boss, you don't know me but i am andy the cockroach. i live in the wall behind your computer. i thought this might be a good way to introduce myself by writing you a letter. i have meant to do this for a long time, but you never leave your...
Jason woke earlier than usual, and felt an emerging sense of unease. He knew the feeling, and it was of danger. He waited until he was due to go on his run, which was when the most senior guard would be awake, and alerted him to his premonitions. “This is an emerging problem of some sort. I do not get the sense it is today. The threat is developing towards me. Please inform the Emperor’s guards to be extra alert, and ready for an attack, and for the battleship and Marines to similarly be...
Note: This is not your usual Lush story. It is an experimental play in a theater of the absurd style. There is no sex but it is an entertaining comment on marriage. I encourage you to indulge in something different. I think it will make you laugh and maybe cry. Scene: A formal living room. Mortimer is seated on a sofa in the center of the room when Myrtle enters and sits on the sofa next to him. She is wearing a blue floral dress and a pearl necklace, her gray hair is tied in a bun. Mortimer is...
Brian, when talking with Abbie on Friday night, quietly thanked her for helping Mark get to this point. And how pleased he is that Mark’s friends are so accepting and welcoming. There are more hoops Mark still has to jump through, and Brian hopes Abbie and Tim could be at Wilde Peacock tomorrow afternoon. Brian is going to take Mark there for the first time.Abbie laughs, telling Brian he will be introducing Mark to the Peacock in full force. Tomorrow is Phoebe’s annual bar birthday. The...
Trans"Cocktease," he had called her, out of earshot of her husband and his wife. In retrospect, perhaps she had overdone it a bit from time to time. A flash of lace now and again, a breast resting snugly against his arm as she poured him another glass of wine, a little parting of the lips and quick swish of the tongue as they said goodnight following visits. Truth be told, these had been more for herself than to titillate David. That he may have been frustrated by these events had not really...
Quickie SexAs was his habit at lunchtime, Hal left the building and walked through the office park for exercise. It was a partly cloudy day, and for the moment it seemed overcast. On his way to a small path through the woods, he saw her. Sandy was an attractive redhead with a sensual voice who almost always wore a tailored blouse, a roomy ankle-length skirt, and one-inch pumps. Her wardrobe varied in color, patterns, and material, depending upon the season, but always the same ensemble. Hal watched as...
Cindy, who had gotten by so far on her good looks, only saw other pretty girls that lived lives of ease and luxury on social media and TV. Those girls just got to look cute, and people gave them clothes, apartments, and cars. Cindy, herself, had a few thousand Instagram and TikTok followers, who delighted in seeing her dance to mindless bimbo pop or racy hip-hop. In her pictures and videos, she showed her large tits and round ass in panties and bras, kept an Amazon wishlist, and some of her...
Elizabeth Fleming told me some of this story in the years before she died, aged eighty, in 2010. The more graphic scenes are mine but the emotions and surrounding history are hers. She was my Great Aunt, great in so many ways for she was the third family member I ever revealed my sexuality to, the first two being my parents. I had known since girlhood that she shared a cottage in Hampshire with her friend, Portia, but had never known their relationship was more than sisterly. When I told her...
LesbianShe wanted to remember. The hookah was a beautiful piece. It stood at 4 ½ feet. Dark red… it always was her favorite color. This hookah was her personal prize. It only had one hose, one smoker. She pulled the airtight box from its hiding place and opened the lid. Once released, the heady aroma drifted, tickling her nose. The new batch of bud was a dark green, but the crystals were so thick it turned everything pastel. Breaking it apart just enough to smoke easy, she arranged the weed in...
Introduction: While a few details have been tweaked, this story is as close as I can remember it Prologue She wanted to remember. The hookah was a beautiful piece. It stood at 4 ½, feet. Dark red&hellip, it always was her favorite color. This hookah was her personal prize. It only had one hose, one smoker. She pulled the airtight box from its hiding place and opened the lid. Once released, the heady aroma drifted, tickling her nose. The new batch of bud was a dark green, but the...
After the close call and excitement, in more ways than one, of that first night together, Sandy decided they better cool it a bit so Mom wouldn’t get suspicious. Mom also went back on day shift, 8am – 8pm, so bedtime was less private, but days were not such a problem. Randy tried to act normal around Mom and of course, around Sandy, but he did have some issues like being quieter and more protective. Mom just thought he was getting older and closer to starting into puberty, especially now...
I never FaceTime. I'm not a adolescent girl. I don't need to see your face when a simple text will do. Call me an old bastard, get-off-my-lawn type, but that's the way it is. (By the way, I'm not that old).So when that mechanical beeping emanates from my phone that someone wants to FaceTime me, it's definitely out of the ordinary. Especially when it's 10:30 on a Tuesday night. I got to my phone and it said "Ann FaceTime video."Well, this was different. Ann Next Door and I been fooling around on...
It was a warm October night and I was at a college football game with a few buddies. Throughout the first half of the game, I looked to my right and there was this hot sexy bald guy 3 sections to my right. He had huge arms and was wearing a black wife-beater and jeans. We kept looking at each other and at each time, he would show that bright smile of his.At halftime, I went to the restroom and used one of the stalls, luckily I was the only one in the bathroom. As I opened the stall, he was...
My wife Sue and I moved to the Denver area in the early 1990s for me to take a new job as a salesman with a medical supply company. I traveled all over the states of Colorado and Utah and often found myself in my company car in the mountains on I-70 in the winter. At the time of this story I was forty-five years old.It was the middle of January, and after having spent a long day in my office in Denver, I was scheduled to be in Grand Junction first thing the following morning. My plan was to...
InterracialMy wife Sue and I moved to the Denver area in the early 1990s for me to take a new job as a salesman with a medical supply company. I traveled all over the states of Colorado and Utah and often found myself in my company car in the mountains on I-70 in the winter. At the time of this story I was 45 years old. It was the middle of January and I had spent a long day in my office in Denver, and was scheduled to be in Grand Junction first thing the following morning. My plan was to drive thru the...
(Before you read this I need to tell you some things about this story.First, it takes place starting in the early 70’s and ends sometime around 2010. All the ‘encounters’ are absolutely TRUE and, while I’ve not listed any last names, all the first names used are REAL! Perhaps one of them will read this and realize he’s the one I’m actually talking about, but somehow I seriously doubt it!)Shortly after I graduated from high school I moved to the north and into the house my grandparents lived...
My first time at sucking another mans cock was when I was nineteen and my best friend was eighteen. We had been very close friends for over four years and had never expressed this to each other. We were always with girls and then one night while we were smoking some pot my friend looks at me and asks if I ever thought about sucking another guys cock I was surprised at him asking me this and did not know how to answer him. He told me that he had thoughts of it and since we were so close he...
Summertime In Colorado I absolutely love summertime. The hotter it is the less the girls wear. Instead of long jeans they wear short shorts. Instead of full blouses they wear skimpy tops. Coats are strictly out of the question too. Bikinis are popular even if it is just the top half with a micro mini skirt. Like I said I absolutely love summertime. Girls of all ages are wonderful to look at. Touching them might be a different story but looking at them is still legal. The problem...
Summertime Blues Author's Note: This is an old story of mine which I self-edited using the great suggestions I been receiving. I will go back and edit it more. I want to see how well I could implement the suggestions which I got. Also, I want to give a thanks to all the people who had help me in my writing. It was a bright sunny Saturday afternoon in July yet it was raining in Joe's mind. This was for Joe was having a run of the mill bad day so he headed to the bar for a drink. He...
There is a sad fact of life that some men discover as they age into their late forties and fifties; some of the wives, who had been good and accommodating lovers from before marriage and until their late forties, lose interest in having sex. Sometimes this is caused by hormonal changes resulting from menopause, or it could be that they have simply tired of the ritual and no longer enjoy it. Some men just accept those changes, while others either seek out other women or men for relief and/or...
HardcoreMy name is Gary and I'm married to Jennifer. We're both in our fifties and both in great shape and sex with Jennifer is still great. She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth or fuck her ass. Two things I've always wanted to do. There's one fantasy she doesn't know I have and that's having sex with a man. So when I'm home alone, I surf the Internet and chat with men while jerking off to movie clips of men sucking cock and eating cum. I'm just too chicken to be with a man in real life. One day, my...
I bet every man in the world has thought about sucking his own cock. I know I did for years, until one day I started doing stretching exercises and I noticed I was so limber that I could put my head in my lap. I started thinking about how good it would feel to stick the head of my cock into my mouth, so I got undressed and my cock was rock hard. I stuck my legs over my head and there was my cock inches away from my mouth.I stuck my tongue out and could just barely lick the head of my swollen...
My wife likes to role-play her favorite game is for me to be a nasty boy and she is the teacher. It usually starts out like this, she will go out on the town and come home about 1 A.M. I know she is out fucking and sucking other men but it turns me on to know that she will be home nice and horny and will share her sexual adventures with me. A typical night will go like this: She will come home and release my cock and balls from my cock cage. I am not permitted to play with my cock, and the only...
I was just 16 years old, still slim and quite flexible. I went through puberty early at 13 and as my hormones went into overdrive a lot of things started changing, My pubes grew in and my cock grew out, I would get a boner every time in the showers after GYM class surrounded by all the other guys in my class. My best friend at the time was also in a similar way. He live a block over from me and we would often camp out in my tent in the back yard. I kept a stash of girly magazines for us to look...
It's Sunday again. And I again invited my four friends to drink alcohol and watch football. Surprisingly, Amy's sister, Lucy, and her husband came to visit us. Tony and my other three friends were silent about the incident of the previous Sunday. Amy and Lucy had been hiding in the kitchen, but from their drunken laugh, I made sure they had a good time. Several times they had brought more alcohol and nuts. With each subsequent loading of the table, I felt Lucy's nipples swell more and...
I was in my late 20's and in the middle of a divorce. Sex was hard to come by so I was doing a lot of masturbating. Since it was before internet porn I would buy magazines at the local adult bookstore.The pictures in the magazines were good but there just weren't very many of them. So much of my time was spent reading the "letters" that were printed. A lot of those stories got me off back then and eventually I found magazines that were nothing but letters. One store even sold them in packs of...
I have a new job working away and I bought an iPad to keep in touch with the wife, it’s great seeing her when away I miss her so much so it’s great when I’m bored in my room. Jane and I for years have spoke about sharing? But she never comes through, it must be 4 years now we have had the same conversation about it and it’s always the same answer maybe! Jane is great in the sack she knows how to please, I keep telling her she needs to give it out cos it’s going to waste on me as I only last...
Showtime for Teri By Teri Franken Chapter 1 My name is Teri and I am 28 years old. I have been a closet sissy for as long as I can remember. My parents knew that I was not your typical child and they let me live how I wanted to and did not judge me, they just loved me unconditionally. I grew up loving everything that a little boy typically doesn't like, such as dresses and dolls. My parents were concerned that I would be a target for bullies, so I was home schooled, took my GED...
This story is fiction. I have never had an experience with another man, but I suppose I’ve had the fantasy for a while now, so this is how I always imagined it going down. Enjoy…After a long, hard Thursday night workout at the gym, I was feeling very exhausted but also satisfied with my effort. There was hardly anyone left in the place since it was getting quite late. I stumbled into the change room with my legs still burning from the squats. I sat down on the bench to undress, which I usually...
October 17th, 1995, 7:30 AM PT, Metro Plaza Hotel, Los Angeles, CA Miriam had been tossing and turning all night; she spent time just sitting in the chair in the corner of the room to try and let Baruch sleep. She was so upset she was oblivious to the fact that Baruch couldn’t sleep either, which was not in her nature. She was usually fully aware of what was going on with her husband. They thought together almost telepathically, and yesterday had been one of the first times in decades when...
TIMELESS BEAUTY BY PAUL G. JUTRAS Sam walked in the dorm house, looked at the lock and then in the dorm mistress's room. The plus size woman was dress in a black blouse and flats, black with white palm tree design jacket and skirt with dark brown nylons. She new there was only a half hour before she made her rounds and called lights out. Upstairs, roommates Chris and Alex waited on their beds. Like their friend Sam, both guys were petite and lovely looking. Being transsexuals who...
The door was open. I had no reason to have it closed. We were all in this together. So I was sitting in the large chair as my nurse prepared to access my port to begin the first liter of Cisplatin. The cancer center had been busy today and I glanced out the doorway as several people passed by. Then I noticed a woman pausing as one of the nurses escorted her somewhere.It was Katherine. I recognized her at once even though it had been so many years ago. Then I heard her laugh as her companion...
College SexThis is a true story18 years ago I got divorced, as probably with most divorcee’s I shagged everything that came my way, young, old and some you needed a few beers.After around 3 years I started to look for someone to have a relationship with, most lasted around three months, until I met Mary, she lasted 6 months and I thought, initially, this could be the one, she liked a drink and was great in bed, on one of our pub crawls we met a couple, Jullian and Anne and became friends, we started...
This is an excerpt from "Her Husband the Whore" available now on Amazon [http://www.amazon.com/Her-Husband-Whore-T-J-Wright-ebook/dp/B00HZ2A3LC/ref=la_B009N63DG0_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1390386360&sr=1-3]II. ConfessionMy heart was beating so fast that I didn’t know how to calm it down, it felt like it would beat out of my chest and my stomach felt like it was on a spin cycle. My cock was harder than I could ever remember it and my mouth was watering like I was about to sit down to a...
“Sally, do you have our girl selected yet?” Captain David Reid asked his head flight attendant. He was sitting in the cockpit with his co-pilot, First Officer Link Wells. They were getting the plane ready for takeoff for their flight to the Virgin Islands.Sally, a lovely buxom brunette, just smiled. “I have one in mind, captain,” she said seductively. “Reddish-brown hair, blue eyes, nice tits, and a sexy ass. She’s in seat 3B. I will ask her once we are up in the air and I get all the drinks...
OccupationsShortly after I graduated from high school I moved to the north and into the house my grandparents lived in. I hadn't been 'home' since moving to the south some six years earlier and to say it was good to be back would've been an understatement. While I'd lived in the south since I was thirteen I'd never really considered it to be my 'home'. I left the south the day after graduation, on a plane - my first plane trip since moving to the south six years ago and I found that the thrill...
I was in my 20’s the first time I sucked a cock, and, ironically, at the time, sucking a dick was the furthest thing from my mind.I was living in North Carolina; for years had been watching porn at home on videotape, and every once in awhile, I visited the porn booths at an adult bookstore. Some of them had glory holes but whenever a man poked his finger through, I would either leave or stand with my back to the hole while I jacked off watching my straight porn of choice. On this occasion, I...
Your name is Edward Richardson. You're 20 and you've been fascinated by history ever since you're 11. You're also good at making inventions as well. As you're growing up, you usually found that at various points in history of each country, things always turned ugly at many points. And you wanted to change that. You decided to use your intelligence you create the device called the T.O.S, abbreviated for Timeline Opener and Stopper, that can make you travel back in time and alter the histories...
Mind ControlHi everyone Akshay here, age 23 from Chennai. I’m a reader of ISS for the past 5 years, and it’s high time I shared my experience. This happened a couple of months back. It was with my longtime bestie. Her name is Vaishali. We know each other for around 6 years, starting from our college days. She lives half an hour away from my place. I’m pretty familiar with her parents. We got to know each other from our college days as we were from the same department. She had a sexy shape, which gave me a...
I, Oliver Tress, considered myself to be a good lover and she agreed. Nevertheless; she had had numerous affairs and she had left me several times for other guys. She eventually would grow tired of them or the other way around and she would return to me begging for forgiveness and I would always take her back. Why did I take her back? Because in bed; she could bat your balls right out of the park. You know what I mean. Gina loved to drink and party. It didn't take much booze to really get...
I, Oliver Tress, considered myself to be a good lover and she agreed. Nevertheless; she had had numerous affairs and she had left me several times for other guys. She eventually would grow tired of them or the other way around and she would return to me begging for forgiveness and I would always take her back. Why did I take her back? Because in bed; she could bat your balls right out of the park. You know what I mean. Gina loved to drink and party. It didn't take much booze to really get...
Started late in life, I never experimented as a k** with others. I have been dressing in lingerie and stroking since then but never touched another cock. It seems that as i get older I get more and more into gay sex pics and videos, getting more and more curious about sucking a cock for real. Here is the story of my first taste of a real cock.I was on a golf vacation with the guys and slipped away one night to go to a gay bar i read about in Squirt. It had a back patio area that was used for...
It seems my girlfriend, had put up with my tiny three inch cock long enough knowing I loved being tied upand dominated while wearing panties, she thought Ijust might be bisexual,so, one night she got me to put on her panties and bra, and tied me to the posts of the bed, as she has many times before . Tonight I was in for a surprise. She came right out with it, and told me, I am tired of not getting a climax from that little useless cock of yours,and burning up and buying batteries for my...
BisexualA week passed and I had not stopped thinking about what had happened. I kept seeing that great looking face licking the cum off my tip. I kept thinking about what it would have been like to touch his cock through his pants and feel it grow as I rubbed it. Mostly I thought about what it would finally be like to put it in my mouth, a thought that made me cum more than once during the week.So this was the day he’d show up and I made sure I was by the pool like last time. It was a little cooler out...
‘Cocktease,’ he had called her, out of earshot of her husband and his wife. In retrospect, perhaps she had overdone it a bit from time to time. A flash of lace now and again, a breast resting snugly against his arm as she poured him another glass of wine, a little parting of the lips and quick swish of the tongue as they said goodnight following visits. Truth be told, these had been more for herself than to titillate David. That he may have been frustrated by these events had not really...
I grunted with satisfaction, and so did Sissy, as my thick meat slid home within the adorable, fourteen-year-old's ass, turned up submissively to receive me. Obviously, I had found a way to become comfortable with — hell, delighted with — my shocking discovery of a few months back, to wit: that my own kid, a mere eighth-grader at the time, was secretly a cock-craving, would-be slut. At first, I was shocked, and extremely disappointed. At the time, I was to learn, Sissy had not yet done...
It seems my girlfriend, Barbara had put up with my tiny three inch cock long enough. And knowing that I loved being tied up and dominated while wearing panties, she thought I just might be bisexual. So one night she got me to put on her panties and bra and tied me to the corner posts of her bed, as she had done many times before. But tonight I was in for a surprise. Once I was tied, Barbara came right out with it and told me, “I’m tired of not getting a climax from that little useless cock of...
Cuckold‘I was a Wartime Transvestite for Uncle Sam! TJ Ryder Chapter 1 Reform School Romance! I couldn’t believe that all I got from my uncle Bill when he died after all he said to me about my being his favorite grand nephew was an old diary from World War II. I mean I thought we got along pretty darn good, and its not like he had any money or anything, just another old geezer in an assisted care center who if he ever had...
The funeral was a gloomy affair as funerals go. I am somewhat irreverent and remember clearly my twin brother and I giggling all through my Uncle’s funeral because his widow had the price ticket still dangling from the back of her hat. John and I shared a sense of mischief and humour. At our Grandfather’s funeral, we’d been unable to look at each other during the hymn ‘Praise my soul the king of heaven,’ because John had written an alternative verse that was utterly filthy and we both knew what...
LesbianA few years ago, my wife was having a midlife crisis while I was away serving in Iraq. She was both lonely and horny. She had been without me for nearly 8 months and I still had four more months to go on my tour of duty. Char is an attractive 40 year old woman, 5'8" tall with blonde hair and green eyes. She keeps herself in great shape and still has a body to prove it, 36-30-36. Our sex life is absolutely wonderful when I am there, and I would not change a thing. She is a Hottie and we are...
'I was a Wartime Transvestite for Uncle Sam! TJ Ryder Chapter 1 Reform School Romance! I couldn't believe that all I got from my uncle Bill when he died after all he said to me about my being hisfavorite grand nephew was an old diary from World War II. I mean I thought we got along pretty darn good, and its not like he had any money or anything, just another oldgeezer in an assisted care center who if he ever had anythinghad...
CrossdressingSummertime Fun After my divorce I got my daughter every other weekend and for the entire summer. Now that she was fourteen and developing quite nicely I was enjoying her even more. I also indulged her desire for sexy revealing clothing, since her mother wouldn’t. Holly was pleased that I had purchased a summer home alone the beach. We used to go to the ocean when we were still a family. Another thing that I did to piss my wife off after the divorce. It was a very nice place and I...
Summertime: Chapter 1 By Tommie Summertime, and the living was easy. I had just graduated college and I was home for the summer. My parents were on vacation and I had the house to myself. I had settled into a relaxed routine. Up late, lazy breakfast, a little bit of work on the computer to keep my hand in for the programmer's job I was starting in the fall. Then, as often as not, a lazy afternoon reading in the back yard before soccer training in the evening. Soccer had paid my...
I was rudely awakened by Jerome with a hard smack on my exposed buttocks. I had been used by his black friend Davon; who had abused my poor sore asshole just in front of my Black Master…Jerome laughed and yelled at me:"Wake up, bitch…! I got some friends here to enjoy you…”I lifted my head off the mattress, still a bit groggy from my tiredness.I looked at Jerome and asked him to let me go back home. I was really tired and I felt my poor asshole was tender and very sore after receiving a hard...
Hey there. I am 46 yrs old virgin to cock (or I should say was a virgin) . I always wanted to try sucking a cock but was to afraid to try it. I got up my nerve an went to an ABS with glory holes. I walked in an went straight to a booth. I 8nserted my money in and picked a god seen of a to fucking a guy. I undone my belt an unbutton my pant and got my had cock out. My cock is cut average 6 incher an about 1 an three quarters thick. I was about to set down when I saw 2 fingers come through the...
Like Billy Pilgrim, John and Amy have become unstuck in time. Unlike Billy Pilgrim, theirs is a fate more akin to eternal recurrence. Fate, for sure, had intended more for them. The timeline was diverted and the two were paying the price: Amy for her stubborn obstinance; John for his arrogance. For her stubborn behavior, Amy was dealt a hand similar to that of Sisyphus. She was placed upon life's treadmill: forever struggling to make ends meet; forever struggling to find her way...
When did the first, unfortunate fork in the timeline take place? Each attempt to divert the timeline back onto its true, fateful path has resulted in failure. Time is growing short, and an altered fate nearer. Each manipulation has resulted in this fate's end time grower slightly nearer or farther, but no significant change has occurred. Given that recursion is the problem, perhaps it is also the solution. Perhaps. The two share a weakness -- each knows on some level what needs to...
I am not 46 years old and this is the sex with women, but I really get turned on when I can go down on a man and take him as deep in my throat as I can working their cocks until they are cumming in my throat for me to swallow them. I have enjoyed the feel of having men in my mouth for many years now and the feel of them cumming in my throat so I can swallow them completely. Some years ago I went to adult bookstore that had booths with glory holes and also had large rooms with couches and TV's...
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