Bird and the Blonde
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© Robbie Webb 2012Me, my bird Karina, and my gay mate Gavin, we have a fantastic time when we get together. We get together and once we’ve had a few beers we chill out. I’ve known Gavin for years. Knew him long before I met my bird.When my mate found out I met Karina he was really upset inside. I could tell. He didn’t show it though. Said he was made up for me. Thing is, Gavin had always had this thing about me. He’d fancied me for years. He’d never actually said it, never actually said the...
All characters and terms including boy and lad refer to people age 18 and over. Me, my bird Karina, and my gay mate Gavin, we have a fantastic time when we get together. We get together and once we’ve had a few beers we chill out. I’ve known Gavin for years. Knew him long before I met my bird. When my mate found out I met Karina he was really upset inside. I could tell. He didn’t show it though. Said he was made up for me. Thing is, Gavin had always had this thing about me. He’d fancied me for...
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Introduction: Desire runs high in this nightclub. I did not write this. My girlfriend did, and its her first sex story, so feedback is welcome (constructive critisim yes, negativity NO.) Enjoy and be sure to leave a comment! With her black hair down and her lithe, strong body wrapped up in some frilly, barely there red dress, she looked as hot as sin. Her lips were a dark crimson and her green eyes ringed with smoky eye shadow. She was the beacon of desire in the nightclub as she danced. Many...
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It was 7am. Her husband had gone to work, a real, not work from home job. Today was a day for her to meet an old friend who would soon be traveling south for the winter. They planned a short hike around Lake Haydon. She had her usual breakfast and was headed to the shower. Her shower was nothing out of the ordinary. Wash her hair, shave her legs and general grooming. It was nothing unusual for spending another day with a long time female friend. As she dried herself, she double checked the...
Mother is the greatest! She's noticed things about me that I'd never have thought about. She remembers what foods I like or dislike, what time I prefer to do my homework, stuff like that. She doesn't encourage me to be more masculine, or to participate in boy's sports because she knows I'm just not interested. Last week I was sitting on the sofa, kind of like a girl would, with my legs tucked under my bottom, not hanging off onto the floor. I was reading the latest 'Glamour' magazine....
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