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How accidentally I had my first accidental sexual experience at home. (this story can relate to someone, viewers discretion is advised)
This is me. This is me still virgin(age not disclosed) and this is how my days ends; watching tv . Actually this was how my days used to end. Now I am a player.
Jokes apart, we had this tv at our living room. I was not an extrovert kid, so the only companion I had was this tv set and my aunt’s daughter. I use to call her misha and she was really close to me. We used to share and play games together. She was bright, cute and hot.She was not a tit girl but she had this really nice white legs and ass. And may be she knew that she was good at those therefore she always wear short skirt to show of her legs. She reminded me of one popular 90’s actress at that time except she had straighten her hair. My aunt and my mum are cousin sisters. And they were together having conversation upstairs as this incident took place.
It was late afternoon and misha was just returning to home from school/college. She saw me watching tv. So she made herself comfortable on the same couch I was laying as the best film of that time was going on tv ( we usually do this; not a big deal).I was in my boxers as always and she just returned from school so she was in her uniform( blue skirt and a white shirt). As the movie went on, I pulled blanket and covered both of us. I was laying behind her as I could see her whole figure and curves which kinda made me uncomfortable. Also some kissing scene from the movie gave me an instant hard on.
As I was wearing boxers and also I was uncomfortably close to her my hard-on touched her ass from behind. She twitched for instance but I guessed she was not sure what just touched her ass from behind. I was shocked at first and I was trying to control myself. As we were so close to each other. My dick again touched her ass. This time there were no sudden movements. It was like the time just froze for a moment. I took it as a green signal and very slowly I started rubbing my dick against her ass cheek. She was silence and she was pretending like nothing happened. After few moments; things started to heat up. She also started to respond by slowly rubbing her ass on my hard – on.
I slowly kept my hands around her waist and started moving. I slowly placed my mouth on the back of her neck. I wanted to kiss her but she wouldn’t turn herself on to face me.So I dint forced. Both of us was breathing heavy and fast now as my hands were running all over her. And both of us can listen our mums having conversations upstairs.
Until this time, my dick was still inside my boxer. I was so turned on now that I wanted to make penetration. So I pulled out my cock inside my boxers.She was also on her skirts and also we were covered under blankets. So I though nobody would find out.
I slipped my hands inside her skirt to pull off her panties but she din’t allowed me to pull her panties. She pulled her panties up as I was pulling down. Therefore, I didn’t forced her. So I slipped my hands inside her pussy. I found out she was very wet inside. I rubbed her pussy for sometime (though I didn’t had any prior experiences). She started to gasp and threw few low moans. As her moans grew ( she was not loud though) suddenly I got worried that we would be caught by our mums who were upstairs. I turned her face to me and kiss her to cover her mouth. Surprisingly she let me kiss her this time. We were kissing for like mins and all the time her eyes were closed.
All this time my cock was out and hard desperate for penetration touching her legs. So I made a move and tried pulling her panties again. Again she didn’t allowed her panties to be pulled. So I decided to rub my dick against her ass. Later. I kept my dick and rubbed against her butt crack from behind and my hands were massaging her boobs. She again started to moan. Later I cummed all over her dress.
.We were silence. Actually we didn’t even made any conversation during all this incident. Nor we had any eye contacts nor I was able to had any penetrations.
We laid there for sometimes. Later we were called for dinner. We cleaned ourselves and went to dinner. Later at dinner I could still see some spots of my cum on her white shirt at the dinner table.
This incident was one of my best sexual experience of my life though I didn’t had any penetration. For many day after the indcident I was thinking to myself my didn’t she let me fuck her even though she was soo aroused. There were many reasons that I shortlisted.
1) maybe she was afraid that we would get caught.
2) maybe we were related, which make this things taboo.
3) maybe she was also still virgin
4)maybe she was worried to get pregnant as I used no protection.
5) maybe she was too shy to try sex.
It took me long to find out why she didn’t let me fuck her. But until now you guys keep guessing. But its always great to seduce any girl.
* this is kingisking. If you like my story , please let me know. I write stories that relates or clicks to someone in real life situation. Also if you have any real-life sex stories that can relate in real life, please let me know.I write only those stories that has happened to me or someoneelse in his/ her real life.
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