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Something Completely Different! It was supposed to be Brandy's Chat But it became: Where's Wendy??? On Sunday July 25, 1999 1PM PST Edited by Anne-Mal This was a Wendy moderated chat for Brandy, but Fictionmania was having problems again. Mindy was trying to fix her servers and rescue the log of the chat she held yesterday. (She did!) So I signed on to help Wendy out by starting the log for her. Well it became something else quickly! + Anne-Mal has arrived. + Mindy has arrived. (Anne-Mal) Hi Mom! (Mindy) Where is everybody? + Brandy has arrived. (Brandy) Hi! (Anne-Mal) I don't know, this is Wendy's chat! Hi Brandy! (Mindy) The server the chat is on is sicker then a dog, blew a hard drive late last night. (Brandy) Sorry about that. With my luck, we know whose "fault" that is. (Anne-Mal) Oops! Did I err? (Mindy) Band-Aids and bubble gum and got it running good enough to hold the chat, then I built a new server overnight to replace it. (Anne-Mal) I turned on the log because it seems like Wendy may be late. (Brandy) Do you know the Wizard at SRU? You certainly do enough magical things. (Anne-Mal) Oh yes, Mom is special friends with 'Uncle'! (Mindy) A half hour ago the connection went flat again for about 8 minutes, my ISP is gonna hate me for all the yelling I do! (Brandy) Well, I'm a few cards short of a deck, myself. I've been looking for the shop in order to get a few replacements. (Anne-Mal) Did you get the copy of the guideline I sent Brandy? (Brandy) Yes, I did. I dropped in on PJ's chat, and learned, the wrong way by blundering, most of the "rules". (Anne-Mal) I never realized that Wendy had made your chat so soon! (Brandy) I didn't either, until Friday. So, Mindy, how did your chat go? (Anne-Mal) Over 4hrs! (Brandy) Darn. I could have made at least part of it, then. (Mindy) Yes, the log is sitting on a fried hard drive. I think I can boot again and drag it off before I trash the drive. (Brandy) *Wail* You know, Mindy, I wouldn't have minded taking off work to join your chat. But you picked water-ski time! (Mindy) Brandy it was all geek talk, UNIX vs. NT, vs. Mac OS! You did not miss much. (Brandy) OOOH, you say the most . . . fascinating things! (Anne-Mal) Mom is such a bad liar! Editor's Note- When I edit that 100KB log you will see! + Janice has arrived. (Janice) Hello everyone! (Anne-Mal) Hi Janice! We are waiting for the moderator! (Janice) How nice! Wends should buy herself an alarm clock! LOL (Mindy) Wendy-J is worse then Anne-Mal, a day late and a dollar short! (Janice) We gonna get to see your log soon, Mindy? I wanted to stay but couldn't manage the whole chat! (Anne-Mal) Yes let's gossip about Wendy! When she reads the log won't she be surprised! (Janice) LOL Her ears have got to be burning now! :) (Brandy) Gee, I figured it would be just Wendy and I, watching paint dry in our separated locales. (Anne-Mal) She may have just entered the wrong date in her calendar! (Janice) Oh you're as bad as PJ! Thinking nobody would come, Brandy! (Anne-Mal) Our family has a problem reading them. + Tigger has arrived. (Anne-Mal) Hi Tigger, we are waiting for the moderator! (Mindy) Yes Wendy is date challenged, both with a calendar and getting one! :) (Brandy) Careful, I resemble that remark! (Tigger) Warm furry hugs everyone! *POUNCY BOUNCIES* (Mindy) Hello Tigger! We are pre-loading the log with juicy stuff for Wendy to read! + Frost has arrived. (Tigger) I'm a type A+ pussycat, working damn hard at being B+, or else! (Anne-Mal) Hi Frost! We are just socializing! (Frost) Okay. + PJ has arrived. (Anne-Mal) Hi PJ! Seen Wendy? (Janice) Wendy's probably found herself stuck in the role-play-SF room, somebody switched her mind with a dishwasher's! (PJ) Not lately. I got an e-mail from her this morning, so she's around here somewhere. (Tigger) Hey PJ, good to see you! *Warm furry hugs* (PJ) Hi, Tigger! :) (Wendy as a major kitchen appliance? I can't see it! ;) ) (Anne-Mal) Oh, so you have seen her house too! (Janice) No, I meant a third world dishwasher in some greasy spoon! *Smirgle* (Tigger) Well, at least it wasn't the garbage disposal! Wendy's output is better than that! (Brandy) Gee, now I can tell PJ what I REALLY think, without (much) retaliation. (PJ) Is Wendy hosting today? (I know what you meant, hon. But it's funnier my way. ) (Mindy) Hey, I need to replace my dishwasher, it went out this weekend. Maybe I should check the box in the garage to see if Wendy is hiding in it! (Janice) You never can tell, Mindy! (Brandy) I think she'd prefer to jump out of a cake! (PJ) Ooo . . . dibs on the cake! (Brandy) Dibs on the jumper! (Tigger) Hmmm, do I get to lick the frosting, Brandy? (Brandy) Wow! That's a nice distraction. What were we talking about? (Anne-Mal) Anybody got any good Wendy stories? (Janice) I do, but they're not printable in a pg-13 logfile! (Anne-Mal) Oh go ahead Janice, Wendy is going to edit the log! (PJ) ( *Sidelong glare* I got a good Jan Dreams story.) (Janice) You do? Ain't no such person, PJ! I have it on good authority that that's a pseudonym. (Mindy) Let's hear it PJ! (PJ) *Chuckle* Ya had ta be there, Mindy. Suffice it to say, Tony Chan has definitely met his match! (Janice) That Jan Dreams is a trip! (Brandy) Not possible! Though, the challenge is a worthwhile one. (Janice) I agree Brandy, it's not possible to out Chan Tony Chan! (PJ) Don't you believe it, Brandy. That's one sharp lady! *Looking around* In a company of sharp ladies. (Tigger) Somehow, all this makes me think that our Wendy isn't the Fictionmania equivalent of Casper's girlfriend, the good little witch girl (Anne-Mal) Depends on how you define good! (Janice) ROFLMAO! Tigger, Wendy may be lots of things, but "GOOD"?????? LOL (Anne-Mal) I have it from her SO that she is a V.. (Brandy) So, did you hear the one about the djinn and the bridge? (Janice) No, tell us, Brandy! (Anne-Mal) VERY GOOD! (Tigger) What is the difference between a sewing machine and making love? (Janice) Oh no! I'll bite, Tigger, what? (Tigger) Making love seems so nice, a sewing machine sews nice seams! (PJ) (I'm still working on the djinn and the bridge?) (Brandy) A guy is walking along a beach and finds a half-buried bottle. (Janice) I'm afraid of djinns and bridges, makes me think of orthodontics! + Nostrumo has arrived. (Brandy) He rubs on it and a djinn comes out. The djinn offers him one wish. (For three, you need the lamp genies.) (Nostrumo) Hi! (Frost) Is that like a djinn & tonic? (Anne-Mal) Hi Nostrumo, we are waiting for the moderator! (Nostrumo) Is this regular chat or only for the ones who show up? (Brandy) The guy says, he's afraid of drowning, and of flying, so he could never get to Hawaii. He asks the djinn for a bridge to Hawaii. The djinn says, "Do you know how deep the ocean is out there? And the storms? And it would have to be high enough for ships to pass under. That's just too hard. Pick something else." So the guy says, "Okay, make it so I can understand women." The djinn says, "Will that be two lanes or four?" (Janice) LOL. :) Cute Brandy! (PJ)*Chuckle* (Anne-Mal) LOL (Tigger) *Heh* *Heh* *Heh* (Nostrumo) :) (Brandy) I was reflecting on that while trying to write a credible character of the feminine persuasion and decided that the djinn was right! (Janice) Feminine persuasion? Who was she trying to persuade? (Brandy) Herself, I think. (PJ) Is that the sequel to "Feminine Wiles"? "Feminine Persuasion" (Janice) Oh! Self abuse! My specialty! (Brandy) Goodness, even that triggers all sorts of ideas! (PJ) (Excuse me, "Milady's Wiles".) (Nostrumo) *Chuckle* You are a witty source which provoke these thingies! :) (PJ) (I knew what I meant, but again, it was funnier that way.) (Brandy) By the way, everybody, PJ was a lot of the reason for "Milady's Wiles". She was there when it WAS called, "Feminine Wiles". (PJ) *Sigh* PJ was there when the typos were edited out and not much more. Okay? (Janice) Ah. a midwife? PJ is wonderful that way. I know! (Nostrumo) That's what you say, but you know there are typos and typos (Brandy) She's certainly given birth to a lot of my ideas! (Anne-Mal) How big of a mother are you PJ? (Brandy) And held my hand during the deliveries. (Janice) Sheesh! PJ's slapped some of my ideas silly! (Nostrumo) Hm, may be more a mammy like in "Gone With The Wind" ? (PJ) *Shakes head* What am I going to do with you two? Learn to take credit for your own brilliance, will ya? (Brandy) Well, that, too. A good whack on the butt to get the blood movin'! - Frost just left. (Janice) Wow, I feel a Barney song coming on! "I love PJ, you love PJ!" LOL (Nostrumo) Barney ? (PJ) "No, no . . . after *you*, dear Alphonse!" (Janice) "Ok, ok... point taken, Gaston" :) (PJ) Nostrumo, if you don't know who Barney is, count yourself blessed. (Brandy) Sorry, singin' is somethin' I can't do. I'll be a cheerleader from the sidelines. (Besides, the outfits are cuter than choir robes!) :) (Anne-Mal) More Blarney than Barney! (Nostrumo) Wow, blessed by whom? (Tigger) *Fur bristles* *Claws come out* *Starts pacing and hunting the wild purple T-Rex* (Janice) Barney is the evil force trying to take over the universe, Nostrumo! Fear him! Resist if you can! (PJ) Don't tell me you'd actually *eat* that thing, Tigger! *Horrified expression* (Brandy) Tigger's just proud of his tail! (Nostrumo) Oh no! You mean the horrible M$ thing for PC's ? (Tigger) I just want to see if the thing bleeds purple, PJ! + henry has arrived. (PJ) (Interesting simile, Nostrumo *Smirgle*) (Janice) No, it's a children's show on American TV, Nostrumo. Very, very insipid! (Nostrumo) *Lopsided simile* (Anne-Mal) Hi henry, we are just chatting until Wendy arrives! (henry) Hi all! (Janice) Oh more sickening songs! Hi henry! We're just playing, waiting for the Late Wendy-J! (PJ) Think Teletubbies, but with less imagination. (Nostrumo) Teletubbies? We make fun of this show in our TV shows! (Janice) Yes, Barney is WORSE Nostrumo. Be happy you've never seen it! (PJ) Which one of the Teletubbies is supposed to be gay? I forget. (Janice) Tinky Winky, I think PJ! That's me, full of useless trivia! (PJ) (Is that hilarious or what? Crusading against a gay Teletubbie!) (Nostrumo) Janice, I know what you mean! The important stuff fails you right? (Janice) Exactly! :( Like getting on Jeopardy, I'd end up with six categories about opera! + PyxiPosh has arrived. (Brandy) Are you related to Tryxi Trash, Pyxi? (PyxiPosh) That's my evil and bad twin sister! (Brandy) And you are different, how Pyxi? (PyxiPosh) I'm good. I'm a virgin and go to Sunday School. (Nostrumo) *Sigh* Another one! (Brandy) Ah, so you haven't read any of my stories Pyxi, hmmm? (PyxiPosh) Just the one's Tryxi leaves around! (PJ) Since Wendy is late, can we just start bombarding Brandy with questions? (Janice) Incoming!!!!! (Brandy) *Ducks* *Quacks* (Nostrumo) Hmmm, why not have Mindy take the Moderators place? (Janice) PJ and his techno-thrillers, such a militant vocabulary! (PJ) I figure this is fairly safe since nobody's logging it. That means we can pretty much get away with anything, right? (Nostrumo) I think it's logged but it depends if Mindy reveals these logs. (Janice) No, PJ! It's being logged. that's why we were teasing Wendy when you came in, cause if she ever shows up she's gonna read it in the log when she edits it (PJ) (*Giggle* I've been trying to figure out a way to do a genuine techno-thriller and show off my knowledge of military equipment!) (Janice) Tomasina Clancy! - henry just left. (Brandy) You need to be careful with that. There are actual facts involved with those and a lot of geeks live to find errors like that. (Tigger) That's what I tried to do with "Change of Orders", PJ. A techno- thriller with a TG twist! (Nostrumo) Not me. I don't like the military and it's equipment! (PJ) I did tell you how much I liked that one, right Tigger? (Janice) I liked that Tigger, ever gonna do the sequel that it just screams out to be written? (Nostrumo) Tell me a story from Tigger which was not well received! (Tigger) Even better yet, PJ! You reviewed it that way, you wonderful person, you!!! (Janice) It was about your best story I've ever read! (PJ) Did you know that when Clancy wrote "Hunt for Red October" he'd never even seen a real sub. And he only made two technical errors in the story. (Janice) Yah. but he was an insurance agent from Maryland, probably handled some claims from the Pentagon! (Tigger) Janice, I have an outline where she goes to college, runs into the mad scientist, a junior officer from her ship and the terrorists, all at once! But it has been a bit daunting to write. (Janice) Wow, Tigger!!!! Oh that sounds incredible! (Tigger) *Purrr* (Mindy) So what do we want to do since the moderator did not show? (Nostrumo) Party? (PyxiPosh) Free-for-all! (PJ) (Bedevil Brandy springs to mind!) :) (Brandy) Tell lies, and the truth, but not tell which is which! + Paul1954 has arrived. (Anne-Mal) All the Wendy regulars are showing up! (Brandy) Oh, we do that anyway. (Nostrumo) Anne which regulars? (Janice) Wendy's regulars? Oh my! I didn't know she had REPEAT customers! LOL (PyxiPosh) I can go find my sister if you want, but she has trouble working the keyboard.! (Brandy) Okay, I'll bite. Why does she have trouble with the keyboard? (Anne-Mal) Since this is a Sunday, I would rather have the good one! (PyxiPosh) Dumb as a sack full of rocks. (Janice) (Watch out Brandy, Tryxi probably would like you to bite!) (Nostrumo) Straight forward on one subject? (PyxiPosh) She got the boobs and the looks, I got the brains. (PJ) Hey, with brains you can get boobs and looks. (Anne-Mal) With boobs, you can get the brains while you get the looks! (PyxiPosh) Yeah, but she has more of whatever I got. (Anne-Mal) We are still waiting for Wendy to arrive and so are talking about her! Pyxi, was Wendy out on the town with Tryxi? (Janice) LOLOLOL If she was, Anne, betcha she wore Tryxi into the ground! (PyxiPosh) I think they were talking about it yesterday. Tryxi said something about "showing her the ropes"! (Anne-Mal) Maybe imbibed a little too much last night? (Nostrumo) But what did it cost her? (Brandy) Can you wear Tryxi? I thought that was PJ's specialty. (PJ) Tryxi's into bondage too? (PyxiPosh) Definitely! (PJ) (*Snicker* Brandy!) (Janice) Did somebody say..."bondage"? *Perk* (PyxiPosh) She'll try ANYTHING! (Mindy) Quest drug up 5,000 fiber optic lines Friday and have yet to repair them all! Maybe this affected Wendy? (Nostrumo) Oh my I just imagine these two together with whips and chains! (PJ) Well, Anne said somebody was showing somebody "the ropes" and I just thought . . . (Mindy) Has anybody gotten e-mail from Wendy since Friday? (PJ) Yeah. I got an e-mail from her just this morning! (Mindy) We have no long distance at work! (Janice) I did this morning, Mindy. and I talked to her on AOL around 11 am today. (Anne-Mal) Hey, I didn't say it. I have enough of Wendy's secrets to hide! (Nostrumo) Ok, then talk Anne! (PJ) Oh, sorry, sorry, Anne! That was Tryxi who said it. Sorry. (Janice) Wendy has secrets????? Oh my. and I thought the child was an open book! (Brandy) If Wendy were like my SO, the fact that several of us thought it was at this time, and she thought is was another time, just makes all of US wrong! (PyxiPosh) I just found a note from Tryxi. It says, "Me an' Wendy's goin' out to have fun. Don't wait up. See ya!" (Nostrumo) Err.. child? (Anne-Mal) She just shows her nice side on Fictionmania! (Janice) She's younger'n me Nostrumo. *Sad* (Anne-Mal) Trust me don't get on her bad side! (PJ) If you're speaking of Wendy's "nice side", I've seen the pictures - she doesn't have a *bad* side. ;) (Nostrumo) Hm, should I be nice and ask how young she is or straight forward ask you old are you? :) (Janice) I think she was referring to her morals, PJ! Sadly lacking in the dear girl. *Smirgle* (PJ) (And yes, Jan. *That* "clang" you just heard was indeed the sound of a frying pan landing, on target!) (Janice) ROFL PJ, then someone else must have taken over your keyboard! (Nostrumo) Someone with a frying pan! (PJ) I'll never tell. (But you're right. HE's out cold.) (Brandy) And what makes the lack of morals sad? (Nostrumo) You were not around! LOL (Janice) Only for the Christian coalition, Brandy! LOL How old I am????? why, Nostrumo! a gentleman NEVER asks a lady... (Nostrumo) Lady? (Anne-Mal) I guess you could call Wendy a lady! (Brandy) After she reaches the age of consent, a lady ceases to have an age and just has birthdays. Lots of birthdays. Sometimes several a year. (Nostrumo) That's interesting. (PJ) (and always her 29th, right?) (Janice) Wow, she is gonna die when she reads this! I am slapping my fingers to keep from responding to Anne's last straight line! LOL (Brandy) Goodness, is that the age of consent where you live? (Nostrumo) No sometime after 29, you only consent to your birthday when younger! :) (Anne-Mal) Trust me Wendy has consented for a long time! (PJ) I have a "Y2K Age", only the first two digits count! (Janice) I let my 29th lapse, I've been 39 and holding for a while now, Nostrumo! (Nostrumo) Hm, let's make that eighteen! (Anne-Mal) Probably why she gets along so well with Tryxi! (Janice) and consented OFTEN too, Anne! (Nostrumo) Why? (Brandy) We went with some friends to a dinner theater and they did announcements of why people had come. Our friend was announced as "Celebrating the 11th anniversary . . . of her 29th birthday! (Of course, she's much older than me.) (PJ) *Chuckle* (Nostrumo) *Chuckle* (Anne-Mal) Such Class! (Brandy) You could see people all through the crowd counting on their fingers! (Tigger) Why Brandy, you're making me feel old! (Brandy) Two even pulled off their shoes! (Janice) LOL (Brandy) The rest could come up with 11 fingers, or so. (Nostrumo) LOL (Brandy) It was a really high-class crowd. (PJ) That's why sailor's have zippers in their new uniforms. So they can count to 21. (Sorry!) (Nostrumo) Tsk, tsk PJ! (Brandy) No, you're not! (Janice) Scotsmen have it easier, kilts! (Nostrumo) What about Polynesians? (Janice) No, he's not! You're right Brandy! (Anne-Mal) Wendy may have forgotten to provide refreshments and had to go out to get them! (PJ) *Clang* (Janice) LOL!!!! (Brandy) Another cake? (Brandy) I'm still all hot and bothered about licking the icing! (PJ) (That's gonna be funny, if that joke ever gets out!) (Janice) Maybe she thought it was daylight savings time? (Tigger) Why do I suddenly feel like Soupy Sales and want to greet Wendy in that manner! :) (Janice) Yes, it is PJ! I know I'm practically dying here (Mindy) Tigger cause she needs it (Anne-Mal) With whipped cream Tigger? She might like that! (Tigger) Let's see, where is that recipe for banana cream pie. . . (Brandy) Back to whips, too? Oooh, this is a FUN crowd. (Nostrumo) Hm, if someone has AOL, could they not just ICQ her? + Julie has arrived. (Anne-Mal) Well Tryxi did say she was going to show her the ropes! (PJ) (The one time I'm not using my AOL portal!) (Tigger) Licorice whips, Brandy! Leaves a real sweet spot behind on the . . . *Ahem* (Anne-Mal) Hi Julie, we are gossiping about Wendy until she shows up! (Brandy) On the cream? (Julie) Cool! (PJ) (What a weird vision of Candyland I'm suddenly having, Tigger!) (Julie) Who is Tryxi showing the ropes to? (Anne-Mal) Seems that Wendy and Tryxi had a wild night together last night! Gee that came out wrong! (Janice) Damn, I just signed onto AOL and got a e-mail from her time stamped 2:40 or something, so I know she's around. I sent her back an e- mail saying to get in here! (Tigger) o/~ "The candy man can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good!". o/ That kind of vision, PJ? (PJ) Uh . . . frankly? No! :) (PyxiPosh) With Tryxi you never know. She may have gone after Wendy! - Paul1954 just left. (Anne-Mal) I guess Paul needs refreshments too! (Nostrumo) Well I'll turn my Samowar on again and make some tuna sandwiches. So wait a while. (Brandy) Whips and ropes and cream and candy. Is it just me, or is it getting HOT in here? (Anne-Mal) Uh Julie, I notice that Bash is not here? He wasn't on the town with the two of them last night was he? (PJ) ("Samowar"? Isn't that what the Russians use to make tea?) (Tigger) More like *Sticky*, Brandy! (PyxiPosh) Where's Tryxi when you REALLY need her? (Julie) Bash is at work! (Brandy) It's not the beat, it's the futility? (PJ) *Arrgh* (Janice) What's wrong PJ? (Julie) He took yesterday off for Mindy's chat so he's probably being good. (PJ) (That last bon mot!) (Brandy) What was "bon" about that mot? (PJ) Well . . . now that you ask . . . ):P (Janice) No, I think a Sam o War might have been one of those Japanese bushido guys! (PJ) Nah, Didn't Sam o War just win the Preakness? (Anne-Mal) Race Track? You think she gambles besides drinks! (Janice) *Stretching* Nope, no reply! :) (Brandy) No, that's the prize for free writing. He's a cousin to Emmy Owar, and Oscar Owar. (PJ) (What's the point of gambling if you *don't* drink?) (Julie) You gamble to win? Right? (Anne-Mal) You know Wendy always did have the nickname the Wild One! (Brandy) Once upon a time she was proud of her Wild Two, after Raven got a hold of her. (PJ) (Now see? I wasn't going to say anything about "Wild Pairs", but nooo . . . ):) (Brandy) Those things come in PAIRS? Oh, have I been wasting a lot of time! (Anne-Mal) And I thought that motorcycle gang was just being friendly! (Nostrumo) Ah back from the kitchen. + Jeff has arrived. (PJ) So Mindy . . . what are you gonna tell the people from the FCC when they show up with questions about the kind of chats you hold? ):) (Anne-Mal) Blame Wendy! (Janice) Blame it on Wendy (Mindy) Yes blame it on Wendy! That sounds cool! (Janice) GMTA (Brandy) Just make sure you spell it right. That's Wendy, with a W! (Nostrumo) And who is Mendy? (Anne-Mal) I think that could be a new story category, Blame it on Wendy! (PJ) (We didn't think it was Wendy with a "K", hon.) (Janice) LOL Anne. another keyword in the search engine! (Brandy) If you stand on your head, it looks like an 'M', so there! (Anne-Mal) Is that how Wendy told you to get ready for your chat Brandy? (Janice) (Waiting for the musical clang of a frying pan!) (Brandy) Mendy is the third triplet. There's Mindy, and the evil Mandy, and then Mendy, who fixes everything and keeps it running. (Julie) LOL (PJ) (It's down to type a few lines, run like hell, type a few lines... etc.) (Nostrumo) LOL (Janice) Running? As in Elven runes? (Brandy) Well, the equipment is stationary, right? (Janice) Mendy must be magic, Mindy SF... what is Mandy? (Brandy) You wouldn't expect it to RUN anywhere. (PJ) "Mandy" is a song by Barry Manilow. (Janice) LOL. "You came and you gave without taking..." (PJ) (It ain't the equipment that running for it's life, Brandy!) (Brandy) Who? (I'm too young to know that name!) (Julie) Some one else who listens to Barely Man-e-nuf! (Mindy) Mendy is building a new server as we speak! (PJ) HEY! I didn't say I *listened* to him. ):P (Janice) And what about Mundy? The rather light fingered member? It takes a thief, sometimes after all! (Julie) LOL (Mindy) One server smoked a hard-drive about mid-night! (Brandy) And the Wizard's assistant, Myndy! (Mindy) Drive was 2 weeks old, thanks Seagate! (Janice) Warranty? (Julie) We're going to need a scorecard to keep them all straight! (Mindy) For sure! (PyxiPosh) Myndy is friends with Tryxi. I think she's the promiscuous one! (Brandy) Sic transit gloria Thiefy. (Mindy) You mean Myndi! (PyxiPosh) Yeah. Her. (Janice) Ooooohhhhhhh! She must be the one who checks the XXX category stories! (Anne-Mal) That explains why there are so many children of Fictionmania! (Brandy) Now, Pyxi, how would you know about that? Bein' a nice virgin and all. (Julie) Since Bash calls Mindy, mom, does that make her my mother-in- law? (Janice) Oh Brandy! Either you're too much of a Latin scholar or too young to remember al Mundy! (PJ) Speaking of "F*M Kids", how about that ol' Wizard of Oz, huh? + Paul1954 has arrived. (Janice) Paul's back! Still no Wendy! (Julie) Welcome back Paul! (PyxiPosh) I listen to Wendy, Tryxi and Myndi when they get together. (Before they ditch me!) (Anne-Mal) Wendy likes to take pictures! (Nostrumo) Yup nasty ones! *Shudder* (Paul1954) Hi again - line trouble! (Anne-Mal) Nope! Lots of great lines here! + Darkside has arrived. (Nostrumo) Hi Darkside! (PyxiPosh) I overheard Tryxi bragging about Bash to those two. (Julie) SAY WHAT!?!? (PyxiPosh) I swear! (Darkside) Hi all. Sorry I'm an hour late. Things to do, stories to write etc. (Brandy) Heavy, ominous music, with a lot of changes of tempo and key, heralds Darkside's arrival! + SteveZ has arrived. (Anne-Mal) Still waiting for the late Wendy Darkside, so we are talking about her! (Nostrumo) No problem, because the moderator is absent! (Janice) No problems, Darkside. we're waiting for the LATE Wendy to arrive! (Julie) I see Tryxi and I need to talk again! (Darkside) She's not drunk in some godforsaken bar is she? (SteveZ) Has this really been going on for over an hour without a moderator? (PJ) (Chaos Theory, Steve!) (Nostrumo) Yup and more! :) (Anne-Mal) Who needs Wendy! (Janice) *Watching Julie and Tryxi square off* Wow, I hear a country music tune coming on! (PyxiPosh) I think she said, and this is a quote, "Bashy is so Yummy!" Then she giggled, as usual. (Darkside) Anyone volunteer to moderate? (PJ) (I don't think anybody in the crowd knows the meaning of the word "moderate", Dark) (Julie) I think I could handle what she says, it's the giggling that gets to me! (Nostrumo) No please not. This is a study on TG interested people. (Anne-Mal) Don't you have faith in Wendy Darkside! (Darkside) Yep. I just hope she's okay and nothing bad has happened! (Julie) She IS coming, isn't she? (Brandy) You gotta BELIEVE. Of course, it helps to have a little fairy dust. And happy thoughts. Oh, wrong Wendy. (PyxiPosh) You don't have to live with her like I do. I think it's like her second language or something! (SteveZ) I almost didn't come. I'd heard that all the Mania pages were down. (Nostrumo) And an old tooth under your pillow! :) (Anne-Mal) Who are you talking about Julie, Tryxi? (Julie) Yep! (Brandy) All of the above. (Darkside) Mindy, how did you think the chat went yesterday? I found it fun and enlightening. Hope you did too? (Julie) If only she hadn't lost all her IQ when she was changed into a woman! (Anne-Mal) That sneaky Wendy, Steve! Already planning an excuse! (Janice) I really did just get an e-mail from her time-stamped 3:42 (30 minutes ago) and sent her an emergency message to get her butt in here! (Nostrumo) Who changed where? (Mindy) The chat was okay, now I need to save a hard drive so I can get to the log! (Brandy) And reschedule when you get an actual author! (PyxiPosh) It was only a year ago when I had an older (rich) and smart brother. Then *poof* he changes into Tryxi. (Mindy) It was probably to much geek talk for it to handle! (Nostrumo) And how you were involved ? (Anne-Mal) Gosh that sounds like an Eric story Pyxi! + Creosote has arrived. (Janice) Lotta geeks on the internet Mindy! (PJ) Geeks need love too, ya know! (Julie) Don't we though! (PyxiPosh) I think Tryxi told her story to Raven for him to write it. (Nostrumo) Especially the lonely ones! (Janice) "Only the lonely..." (Anne-Mal) Make that loony Nostrumo! (Julie) Has he written it yet? (PyxiPosh) I think she said that it was the next story told by images. (Nostrumo) Hm, does that qualify or not. (Nostrumo) Like Bugs Bunny ? (Julie) Oh God!! Images?? (PyxiPosh) Yes. (PJ) That fairly "boggles" the mind, doesn't it? );) (Nostrumo) *Scream with fear* (PyxiPosh) Wait till you see her! (Julie) I'll never get Bash off the PC now! (Brandy) *Runs and takes a quick cold shower* (Nostrumo) Oh, I didn't know that there is a heat wave in the US. (Janice) Anyway, Brandy, I'm really sorry but I need to go. I hope Wendy shows up soon. (Julie) There's always a heat wave around Tryxi (PJ) Depends on which web site (or is that "sight") we're looking at that moment, Nostrumo. (Janice) And I look forward to reading the log! (Anne-Mal) Yep things always heat up! (PyxiPosh) She generates it herself! (Janice) Bye everyone! (Brandy) Thanks for coming by! (Nostrumo) Bye (Julie) Bye Janice - Janice just left. (Nostrumo) Hm, I'm stuck with an old VT100 terminal and there are no images around! (PyxiPosh) Hey Anne? Tryxi said that she was going to have a chat. Was she lying? Editor's Note- Nope, expect to see that log someday too! (Anne-Mal) Now when this is over Brandy I want you to e-mail Wendy and tell her that you had the best time! That she is the greatest moderator ever! (Brandy) Oh, I intend to. It's fun seeing how people's minds work real time. (Julie) Can Tryxi type or does she have one of her love slaves do it for her? (Tigger) Actually, this has been nothing like I expected, but it sure has been a heckuva lot of fun. . . (Brandy) Of course, for some you have to watch really, really close. (PyxiPosh) She has to have somebody there to help her or it comes out like this: rty vhmjd 3456m fty7 (Julie) LOL (Anne-Mal) Well tell her that Bash is not available! (Julie) Thank you ever so much!! (PJ) (That's not how I've heard it, Anne!) (Anne-Mal) (PJ, Julie has a gun?) (Nostrumo) Like in the Areosmith song? (Julie) Even if I'm not signed on, I'm looking over his shoulder (PyxiPosh) I think she was counting on Bash. He's been e-mailing her privately. It's like "Bash this....." or "Bash that....." All of the time! (Anne-Mal) (Maybe you should rehear it, PJ.) (Julie) More than one actually! (PJ) (*Quickly donning fake rubber nose and mustache* Sorry, wrong number!) (Julie) I'd like to 'bash' her! (Nostrumo) Mommy who is this funny man there? *Tugging at Mindy sleeve* (Anne-Mal) So that is how Bash got his name! (Julie) Yeppers! (PyxiPosh) The girl has stars in her eyes when she talks about him! (Julie) Well I can understand why...but he's taken! (Nostrumo) Phew, a real starlet. (Mindy) I don't see men in this room just girls! (Nostrumo) *Crocked eybrow* (PJ) ("Fake rubber nose and mustache" disguise. Boy, am I in the wrong place or what?) (Julie) I always wondered about Nostrumo! (SteveZ) Mindy are you there? (Anne-Mal) I think Mindy is still tired from her chat yesterday! (Mindy) Anybody try to kiss their elbow recently? :) (Nostrumo) You got changed into ... (Brandy) No, you're in the right place. You just don't have the Wright attitude! (Nostrumo) Yup get your skirt, heels and stuff out to disguise your ... (PJ) *Aarrgh* (Brandy) Nu-Gen, to the rescue!! (Mindy) I went to bed at about 10 and got a page at 11:54 server down! (Brandy) Don't you even read your OWN stories PJ? (PJ) That crap? When I've got the funny papers right here? A person has to have priorities. (Darkside) What if you kiss someone else's elbow? (Mindy) Maybe a few hours here and there while a new drive is low level formatted, yes I am very tired. (Nostrumo) A sling for broken arms? :) (SteveZ) Since the one person I am trying to talk to is not answering, I'm out of here. - SteveZ just left. (Mindy) Steve, I am trying to build a replacement server, so I only glance at the screen from time to time! (PyxiPosh) Uh oh! Tryxi just staggered in, as drunk as a skunk. I gotta run. (Julie) Take care Pyxi! - PyxiPosh just left. ((Anne-Mal) (I hope Pyxi never sees Bash's picture!) (Julie) Me Too!! Hard enough fighting one of them off, but two! *Shudder* Darkside) Mindy, what'd you think of the GP today? (Nostrumo) I was laughing the whole time I saw the GP! ;) (Paul1954) Why? (Anne-Mal) GP? (Paul1954) Grand Prix! + Jeff has arrived. (Nostrumo) First this touching of the DC cars and then the stupid comment of our German commentators. They only talk trash. (Darkside) Nostrumo, dunno if Mindy's seen it yet. Shh! (Paul1954) Oh that, I only get the UK version! (Nostrumo) I'd wish I didn't tell her that! *Sulk*. (Mindy) Irv the Swerve won that was cool! I watch all GP's live start here at 4:30 am! (Nostrumo) One advantage that allot of them are in Europe! :) (Darkside) Mindy, agreed. I wanted him to win. Which feed do you get? The UK one is pretty good. (Mindy) Speedvision gets the FIA feed. (Mindy) Maybe we should ask Tryxi to be a pit tootsie! (Julie) She would like that! (Mindy) Hee hee! I can see Julie wishing she gets in the way and gets run over! (Julie) You know me sooo well! (Nostrumo) A typical female reaction! :) (Julie) I am nothing if typical! (Nostrumo) Depends on the perspective. (Julie) Too true! (Darkside) When I'm in the UK I feel spoiled for F1 coverage. I am there next week! (Paul1954) Where about DS? I'll batten down the hatches! (Darkside) All over, next week I'm in Liverpool. Last time I was in London. Depends, I've even been to Milton Keynes. :) (Anne-Mal) What should Wendy do for you Brandy to make up for this? (Paul1954) Shiver!!! (PJ) I know what Wendy should do for us, give us another shot at Brandy! ):) (Julie) Here, here! (Nostrumo) Of Brandy you mean! (Paul1954) Here, here, here! Over here! (Julie) Wendy's buying! (PJ) "Shots of Brandy"? Make mine a double, please! (Nostrumo) Call the bartender .... (Anne-Mal) Wendy's always buying, that is the trouble! (Brandy) Watch out for the bite at the end! *Giggle* (Darkside) I liked shots at brandy better! :) (Brandy) *Dodges back and forth* (Julie) Watch out, she might shoot back! (Paul1954) |_|o (Anne-Mal) That Paul, always making friends! (Nostrumo) Darkside your souls just to dark this time! (PJ) I thought you were the one with the gun, Julie. (Brandy) She's my paid assassin! (PJ) *Peering out of a foxhole to ask question* (Julie) I have enough for both of us! (Tigger) Well! *Warm furry hugs to dear friends* See you all again soon, this was really great! (Darkside) I don't own a gun, nasty things. I'd never put guns in my stories! Ever!! (PJ) Later, Tigger! :) (Tigger) Tata for now! (Julie) B'bye! (Brandy) Bye! (Darkside) Bye Tigs! (Nostrumo) *Snip* *Click* *Sizzle* *Throw* *Plop* Damn, missed, only got the water bucket! (Anne-Mal) Bye! - Tigger just left. (PJ) Oh jeeze, DS. That's half the fun; shooting up the scenery! (Darkside) That's the trouble, the scenery doesn't shoot back! :) (Brandy) A gun is just a tool. What scares me is the idea that some big guy could just beat me up and I couldn't defend myself! (Nostrumo) Well take a trip to Alice in wonderland and try again! (Brandy) God made all men. Sam Colt made them equal! (Julie) Way to go, Brandy! (PJ) You don't need a gun if you've got brains, Brandy. Or *Smirgle* : . . . "Wiles" (Brandy) There's a reason that saying became famous! (Julie) I'm all for equality! (Jeff) Brandy do you own a gun? (Darkside) I'm not getting into the gun control debate, but I feel a lot safer driving around in the UK! (Nostrumo) Well, I see we have here those typical Americans who shoot and then ask what is the problem! (Brandy) Safer yet in Switzerland. It's not the tools. And yes, I do (recently) have a gun! (Julie) There is no problem after I shoot! (Brandy) But I don't make them the point of stories, either. I much prefer "Wiles"! (Jeff) Brandy, good for you! (PJ) I'm not "typical", Nos! *Psychotic grin* Just ask anyone! (Darkside) But Switzerland's so dull, well it was a little sunny when I last went there. They ban everything. You know what the most popular hobby is in Switzerland? (Julie) Reading TG fiction? (Darkside) Collecting bottletops. They have loads with celebrities faces on them, apparently. (Nostrumo) *Sigh* I'm depressed that everybody wants to shoot somebody like always. (Anne-Mal) Well I have to go too. Any last thoughts about Wendy before I close the log. (Nostrumo) Yep strip her and give each of us a flogger! We then have a strike free! (Julie) I hope she's okay (Darkside) Wendy , hope you're ok! (Jeff) I don't want to shoot anyone, I just enjoy shooting! (Brandy) Let's see. Wendy made this the most fun chat yet, right? By not showing! (Nostrumo) Nonsense I hope you are okay Wendy! (Mindy) Yes all joking aside, I hope something did not happen! (PJ) Ditto. (Brandy) Of course. (Darkside) Maybe Mandy got to her? (Julie) " (Anne-Mal) And if something did, I hope you had fun! (Brandy) Sure do! (Mindy) But if you over slept because of a wild night on the town, then **&!;|&!;%(! (Anne-Mal) Mom! Remember that she is over 21! (Darkside) I think we should discuss some kinda punishment for Wendy, If she's ok that is? (Mindy) She is? (Anne-Mal) And she gets her wild side from you! (Mindy) Could have fooled me! (Nostrumo) Of course she is. Look at your stamina! :) (Julie) What did you have in mind DS? (Nostrumo) Forced TV! (PJ) (Yeah! Two hours of Barney!) (Julie) *Shudder* (Darkside) Oh I dunno. how about every random image has to be about her for two days. A prize to the most inventive! - Creosote just left. (Anne-Mal) YWRI all Wendy, all the time? (Darkside) Kinda like putting someone in the stocks! (Brandy) Ooh, Darky darling, what a wonderful idea? (Jeff) Make her watch reruns of "The Brady Bunch"! (Mindy) Bye, gang I need to pay more attention to this server! I am building and will replace the one we are currently on. (Brandy) Bye! (Nostrumo) Or just get a spark on the electric fence? (Julie) Bye Mindy! (Mindy) Sorry, Brandy I am sure we can re-schedule! (Nostrumo) Bye, Mindy! (Anne-Mal) Bye Mom! (Brandy) *Nod* - Mindy just left. (Nostrumo) I think I leave too. Ciao! (Anne-Mal) Say good-bye to Wendy! (Julie) Bye Nos! (PJ) And I too need to head out. Do let me know when we're gonna take another swing at Brandy. I've got LOTS of good questions! ):) (Brandy) Thanks to everyone for coming! - Nostrumo just left. (Darkside) Ok I've *got* to go my wifey's just made me an offer I can't refuse. (Julie) If you come back, Brandy...I'll be back! Bye DS! (Paul1954) Lucky you DS - I'll see if I can get the same - Ciao! (Anne-Mal) I think that if you get a little more lead time Brandy, we will have a better crowd! (Brandy) Thank you. - PJ just left. (Anne-Mal) Make that bigger. You have all been the best! (Brandy) Oh, the crowd was wonderful! (Darkside) Bye all, have fun, I will! (Paul1954) Bye all, better luck next time Brandy! (Brandy) Bye, everyone! I'll leave too so no one feels obligated to stay. (Julie) Bye Paul! - Brandy just left. (Julie) Bye all! - Julie just left. - Paul1954 just left. (Anne-Mal) Good bye! (Jeff) Bye Brandy, thanks for the stories! - Jeff just left. (Anne-Mal) See what you caused Wendy! - Darkside just left. (Anne-Mal) I'm all alone! And so it ended! Wendy was fine, but her equipment was not. She had a system crash, like Mindy, that day. She was able to have a chat with Brandy at a later time, but is still scrambling to get her machines up and running. This is her livelihood so she must make that a priority! So we all dedicate this to Wendy-J with love!