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Lets Jerk? I told the judge at my trial that sometimes website names sound like tutorials to me. I blamed Facebook, but he wasn’t buying it. The instructions built into this next site’s name won’t get you arrested for breaking someone’s nose with your copy of Lolita. LetsJerk is more likely to get you busted for masturbating on the bus.Wired published an article last month about how there are now 14 free porn tubes for every human alive on the planet. The number grows, and LetsJerk.is is among...
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Live Sex Cam SitesReddit Jerk Off To Celeb, aka r/JerkOffToCeleb! Another day, another subreddit, and this one might be the one to seal the deal when it comes to hot celebrities. Everyone likes watching gorgeous celebs on the internet in skimpy outfits. So much so, that some of the singers in the industry are selling their music videos as virtual sex tape of some kind. You get to see gorgeous celebrities show more and more of their bodies to the public when they go out or when they’re acting or singing or...
Reddit NSFW ListEver Jerk Off to Celebs? That’s more of a rhetorical question, because even the most novice masturbator cranks it to the pretty girls on TV and the sexy bitches from the movies. I’ve got a whole Fapping category here at ThePornDude full of nude models, actresses, singers and even politicians, because let’s face it, sometimes you’d rather crank it to R-rated shots of your long-term cinematic crush than the nymphomanic megawhores of hardcore sites like Brazzers. Hey, I get it.JerkOffToCelebs.com...
The FappeningHave you ever tried Jerkaoke? Before you answer, I guess I’d better explain a little more about what I’m talking about. This ain’t like the time you got really drunk at the bar and screamed half the words to Sweet Caroline into the mic before puking on yourself and cussing out the girl who didn’t want to go home with you. That kind of experience is technically referred to Assholaoke, which is not to be confused with the anal stuff you’ll find on this next website. Nah, the jerks here are...
Premium Porn Parody SitesTim picked up his coffee and headed toward the door of the shop, eager to get home. His guild had a big raid planned for the game tonight, and he didn’t want to be late. He started when someone grabbed his arm as he walked past. He was even more surprised when he stopped and turned to see it was a hot girl. “Timmy, right? You’re good with computers, aren’t you?” She knows my name? He thought. Kelly had run with the popular crowd in school, and he was surprised she even knew he existed. “Yeah,...
B&Q Billy was 12yrs old and the youngest of six children. They were Karen, Paul, Mary Tony, Peter and of course, Billy. His Father, David worked as a lorry driver for a large transport company. His mother worked on the checkouts at Tesco’s. There are two grandchildren in the family, Alfie, 2 and June, six months. They are Karen’s children. She lives with her partner Bob. Karen and Bob had just bought their own place, a nice little three bedroomed house that had been owned by an old couple...
Jenny and Liz were high school seniors who had known each other since they were little girls. They had shared many meaningful moments together over the years, and now that they were 18 they were beginning to share sexual ones. In fact, the two friends were developing into sex-crazed little sluts. From initial experimentation with each other they had begun to explore all kinds of raunchy sex, with and without each other. By the spring of their final year in high school the two friends knew...
I knew my boss was eager to get a little bit from me.Luckily for him, my loving husband was going to be out on Tuesday night and so I let him know this, hoping that it might spur him to action. That night I came back home from work in anticipation with my wet pussy tingling. I had a quick shower, enjoying the sensation of my soapy hands on my large boobs and imagining what I hoped would be the night to come. As I dried myself there was a text. It was my boss, asking if I was in.Fifteen 30...
Hi chicks and Dicks.. I am new here. This is my first story. For feedbacks on story and personal information please mail me to Hi all. This is Syed, Posting my first story in ISS. I am 20 male. A young hunk . This story is about me and my neighborhood sister named Nisha and how we became intimate. I was 12 at that time when a new family entered into their new house in our street. She was an absolute beauty. Her name is Nisha. She was in her 20s that time. Slim and Sleek. Perfect tits, hips and...
The first time I ever sucked dick was when I was in my early twenties and I sucked off a buddy of mine once. Unfortunately it took another ten years before I had the opportunity to enjoy that experience once again. I moved shortly after servicing my friend so throughout my twenties and early thirties I already knew I like sucking on a thick, hot, blood filled cock. I can remember a friend of who was always my designated driver, would go out together then I'd wake the next morning piecing the...
Jen was your everyday 45 year old housewife. She had been married for 20 years to a wonderful man who gave her everything she ever needed. There was only one problem in Jen’s life and that everything had become very routine. Her life seemed to be the same everyday. The excitement she had once experience was now gone. She desperately wanted to find some new adventures in her life. She just never had envisioned what those new adventures would end up being. Jen’s excitement was working out at the...
MILFBailey Brooke and Vanessa Vera Cruz love living in the lap of luxury, and there’s nothing that turns them on more than taking a cruise around in a fully loaded Lambo. All decked out in tight leather, the girls feel their pussies get wet as the car vibrates on their delicious slits. After a while, they need to get all that pent-up sexual energy out, so they reach down and masturbate right there in the car. They even play with each other’s pussies while their cunt juice drips onto the leather...
xmoviesforyouThe autumn wind, and the winter wind, Have come and gone. And still the days, those lonely days, Go on and on. And guess who sighs his lullabies, Through nights that never end? My fickle friend, the summer wind! --Summer Wind (Frank Sinatra) Kristen found me after the party. "Why did you do that?" she asked. "Do what?" "Tell Lynette to love me." "You mean, 'Pussy Slave, '" I pointed out. "Jim, you told her to love me." "She already told me that she loved you. If she...
I always enjoy my sales trips. The trips fit into my crossdressing lifestyle and the thrill of being in a different town and different people. After a long day on the road, I had just checked into a motel just about 30-miles outside of Nashville, TN. For my overnight trips, I always bring my special suitcase that has my “girly stuff” (panties, dresses, makeup, lingerie, etc.). Sometimes I would just dress up pretty and cam or play with myself. On a very few occasions I would run into a very...
Where do you go when you've lost everything, your employment, worldly possessions, reputation, and even your self-respect? Do you seek shelter and solace from an ex-wife, an ex-girlfriend or a best friend? Not if you have none of those. Lack of time had prevented me from having more than a brief, passing relationship with the opposite sex, and marriage had never been a consideration. The friendships I had formed on my way to the top crumbled on my way down. My 'way to the top' took five...
I was at the office when my cell phone rang. I checked the caller ID and it was my sister Ella. I had not heard from her in some time…not since her husband died a little over a year ago. As I answered, I wondered what catastrophe happened now. “Hello sis.” “John, dad died this morning,” she greeted me. “Oh,” I said. I wanted to say good riddance, but I was able to hold my tongue. “I know you and he did not get along, but you are coming to the funeral…” as usual she left the question...
Man, do we have a treat for you guys this week! This week’s Monsters of Cock features Michelle Martinez taking on 3 Monster cocks. Michelle approaches these three guys at playing basketball and asks them to teach her. Once they teach her a bit about basketball, she demands them to teach her more. So they take her to their crib to teach her what 3 monster cocks stretching that pussy feels like. She swallows their monsters cocks and loves every minute of it. They each took turns pounding...
xmoviesforyouBetrayed Ch. 05 By Cherysse St. Claire (c) Chapter Five: All You Can Eat We slept until eleven Sunday Morning, made leisurely love, then showered. It was decided this would be a casual day for Dianna and Lisa; jeans, T-shirts, and athletic shoes. With Dianna's help, I still looked good enough to eat - at least, she thought so. Dianna looked... damn, no woman had a right to look so sexy in such a sexless outfit. She filled everything out to perfection, tying off the T-shirt...
Beloved Wife With My Elder Brother Part-2(Blow Job) 17-05-2016 At 6:00am Morning : Neha aur monty bed me so rahe the, neha ne monty ko bahot tightly pakad ke so rahhi thi neha ko aesa laga ki yeh me hhu, instead of monty, aur monty pura nanga tha aur uska lund neha apne hath me leke so rahi thi.us time monty ka lund hard tha, normally aesa hota nahn so mujhe laga ki woh soya nahi natak kar raha he aesa mera doubt tha,neha puri nangi thi aur achanak usne monty ka lund hilane lagi aur bahot bada...
He’d brought her a cup of coffee and a donut and placed it next to the envelope with her allowance. She thanked him when she stepped into the room …and gave him a long slow kiss hello…It was late October and she was wearing a sweater and jeans …and carried her work clothes on a hanger. She sat on his lap to drink the coffee while they exchanged pleasantries…Her daughter had been battling an ear infection so he asked about that while he ran his hand up inside her sweater…She laughed as she...
She came back in a couple of minutes with our teas and we sat on the sofa drinking them. She sat with her back to one of the big overstuffed arms of the sofa and her long luscious legs draped over my lap, an invitation to play with them if ever I had one! As I drank my tea I let my fingertips lazily trace a path over her soft baby-smooth skin. I could hear her purring her contentment and she closed her eyes, laying her head over onto the back of the sofa as she gave herself over to my touch.As...
TrueIt all began with an innocuous posting on this site. A gorgeous young lady changed her status to say she would be at All Bar One this Friday night. Well there are probably hundreds of these bars up and down the country but her profile said she was from Croydon and with the beauty of the internet, there was indeed an All Bar One there. Easy enough to drive up after work and take a chance I thought and if nothing else, it would be a lovely jaunt through the Downs and into town. Luckily, or...
Do you know how much it sucks to move just before your senior year? Daddy works for a big manufacturing firm and they tapped him to help absorb a new factory they had purchased clear across the country. Without even talking to me, Daddy and Mom decided to sell the house and move from Arizona to some small country town in Kentucky. Apparently, they were able to sell our nice house and buy an old country house and pocket a sizeable profit. "We're talking enough to pay for your college, Pam," Mom...
Sometimes when I'm alone I think about how far I've come. I used to feel old, I'm over 30 now and I'm not going to tell you just how far over 30 I am, but ever since I've been going to the gym I feel young again. Sure I'm mature in what I'm looking for and my life, but something inside of me changed when I started working out. The stronger I grew, the more excited about life I got. And not just life, sex. I think my sex drive had died just before I started my workout program, but now after a...
The conflict between Valok and the goblin clans of the Southern Peaks had bred unusual customs on both sides. For the men of Valok, on their eighteenth birthday, they were sent out of their homes and told to head into the mountains. They were not to return unless they killed a goblin and carried the body back as proof. It was a moment of adulthood. It was an act of revenge against the goblins who raided their kingdom. Every warrior of Valok told grand stories about their first goblin kill.The...
Fantasy & Sci-FiShe moved in the apartment across from me. She had quite a lovely body. I could tell because the way she bent down to pick up boxes, you could directly see down her shirt. Her breasts were large and perky, and her bottom was round. Everything about her was hypnotizing. She was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.When we passed each other in the halls, we have made eye contact. She always rubbed her neck when we passed.A few days later, I had finally worked up the courage to go up to her door...
Right from the very first time I saw Marie naked she was my ideal fantasy woman. She's my dad's youngest sister and only 7 years older than me, that first time was on holiday when I was 13 and she was 20. I hid so I could get a look at her getting changed and thought all my birthdays had come at once when she stood naked in front of me with her gorgeous tits and lovely hairy pussy in clear view.After she left I grabbed her panties to sniff and wank with, something I've done in the 15 years...
My mom had me when she was just fifteen and her mom had her when she was s*******n so my granny Peg was just a few years older than most of my friends moms. My mom and I lived with granny Peg all my life and it was a lot of fun. Granny and I would do all kinds of neat stuff together whenever mom was at work or on a date. Granny was a good looking blonde who had a lot of boyfriends. But she said I was her best boyfriend. She would take baths with me and when I out grew baths and started to take...
I was sort of down on my luck, and a friend in Florida called to say that he had a job for me if I could get by next week he would hold it for me. This caught me without a car or much money to fly or even take a bus so after thinking about it I decided the only chance was to hitchhike. I through some clothes in my old Army duffle bag and headed out from Dallas across country. My first ride was with an older guy who understood my situation and got me all the way to louisiana. He dropped me in a...
Joy went out of the shower and began to dry herself .Ann was also standing there , toweling herself . “I couldn’t help noticing that you have had a great workout today” said Joy. “ True. But you also did some heavy workout on the instruments” “I wish I could walk as fast as you do” said Joy “Yeah.. but you lift twice as much as I do. How can you manage that much weight on the chest muscles machine?” Looking at Ann’s chest, Joy felt a tingle in her pussy. “Well, my arms have always been strong,...
LesbianAfter finishing his second cup of coffee this morning, Vic Jensen put the morning paper down. It had taken him longer than usual to finish reading the paper because his thoughts kept drifting back to the encounter he had with Jill two days ago. He still remembered hearing her saying the words that she wanted to get laid. It was somewhat of a shock to hear her say those exact words and it was a moment that you don't easily forget. Further shocking him was his discovery that she wasn't...
Candice Parker - Part 3 Chapter 8 - Game Recognizes Game Three weeks later, Candice was sweeping one of the mansion's many ceramic tile floors, preparing it for a thorough mopping, when she heard Mrs. Belfridge's voice coming from the doorway. "Miss Parker, Ms. Rockwell wants to see you in her office right away. She said that it's something urgent." "Oh, thank you, Mrs. Belfridge." Candice thought it odd that Ms. Rockwell would send someone rather than come herself, but she put...
Congratulations!! You’ve been excepted to Academy of Elements!! You’ll be living on AoE campus grounds for the next four years! You’ll get to know many new faces while learning the proper use of elemental magic at AoE. We have many marvelous staff that will teach you everything from the basics to how to summon elemental spirits themselves! How exciting right!? As you may know there are many rules that must be followed while at AoE. First off there will be no such use of battle magic outside of...
FantasyThis is a fiction – my imaginary story. I work in Bangalore; there was a new joiner in our team. Her name is Ramya and in search for a flat for rent. I stay in apartment in Bangalore and there were few vacant flats and I referred it to Ramya. She liked it and rented a flat next to mine. Every day we go together to office in my Bike and we started to spend more time together. I’m not a good cook and asked her to teach me few things, she agreed. On a weekend, we went to grocery store for...
Friday, we walked next door and had breakfast with Patty and Dan for the first time in a while. Dan got up from the table and gave me a hug when I came in. I knew Patty would have told him the details, but the hug surprised me. “I’m sorry about Dr. Saddler,” he said to begin, “and thank you for last night. We’re all behind you.” I nodded and we sat down to eat. Things were fairly normal through the meal and Emma kissed me goodbye, promising she and Zoe would be around to pick me up after...
What did I do wrong, thought Meghan? She was bound on her back in the playground. Her arms were tied over her head and each of her legs were tied to a swing, high up, forcing them up and spread wide. Her rapist stood over her. It was only an hour ago that Meghan was parking her car in the apartment complex garage. Meghan is 26, brown hair with a very, very, very nice set of breasts. As she exited her car and was about to lock her door, she was grabbed from behind. She felt a gun pointed at her...
The next morning found a different group of marines touring the underground facility with Margret and Nancy. Margret was taking notes as those who had been in Sa'arm tunnels pointed out details that could be improved upon for a more accurate facility. Master Gunnery Sergeant Raymond Budzinski, Corporal Cynthia Miller, Corporal Walter Fitzgerald, and Lance Corporal James Thiele of Second Platoon and Sergeant Ronald Carson, who had been in Second Platoon before taking over Third Platoon, were...
So during the following week I only thought it fair to drop him an email. I thanked him for allowing me to come to his house and saying after all that time it was finally nice to meet up and I’d wished I hadn’t put it off for so long. Left it at that and if he fancied meeting up again just get in touch.A few days later I got a reply. Not quite what I was expecting if I’m honest. He was pissed off with me I had cum in his mouth ...and said he thought I was gay! I was dumbstruck, I mean we had...
Dr Tom and Lisa Episode 1 by roccodadom44 "Jesus Lisa everyone needs secrets" Tom moaned at his relentless wife. "Come on big boy open the vault or Ill close my snatch" half teased Lisa. The couple were coming to grips with the fact that they both adored torturing other humans. Dr Tom had helped several...
Kennedy kept busy during the summer, trying not to think about the camp she couldn't attend or the friends she couldn't see. Twice she went to play poker in Manhattan with Pipes and the others, each time using a different route, a different way to get there. It was a little like being grounded, but this was by her own choice. Instead of doing what she truly wanted, she buried herself. She worked out, she studied, she read books for pleasure, and she watched TV more than she ever had...
“Shut the fuck up mother!” Lucy yelled. It was bad enough listening to her teen son in back complaining the whole trip but now her mother was bitching as well. She knew she was lost but they weren’t helping matters. “Well that’s no way to talk to you mother.” Marge replied irritated. “I told you that was the wrong turn.” Lucy ignored her. They had been driving for over three now and haven’t seen anything for miles. It was supposed to be a...
Chapter 1She watched the movers unloading the two large tractor trailers into the stately Georgian style house across the street. The Chilton home wasn't on the market for very long despite the weak housing market. With its old growth trees lining the streets and the majestic plantation style manors, this quiet little golf course community in an upscale suburb of Atlanta was the kind of place young southern belles dream about. She watched the parade of people going through the home, and she...
This is not a real story....There's a beautiful girl named manasa married to a well settled guy. She's 26 and he's 31. Both were decided not to have c***d for 2 years. So they were using protection in sex. As days goes by, manasa's husband got busy in work as he's passionate about his work. Manasa was a horny woman who craves for her husband's love. She felt there's little emotional connection between them but her love towards husband was still the same. One day, her husband had a trip to other...
I shivered as I walked on the vacant boardwalk this late November afternoon. The angry waves had much to say as they crashed along the beach, mercilessly taking more sand (and memories) with them. Just a mere four months ago, this beach was my home and sanctuary. It was my own private paradise. I found great enjoyment and even greater pleasure here with the four “s” words; sun, sand, surf and sex. I loved it all, though not equally. The sex part was by far my favorite. I placed my hand on the...
Quickie SexThe Trip To Africa. We finally got everything packed and we were on our way for our eleven day trip to Tanzania. We had a direct five hour flight from SFO to Atlanta. Brandi sat next to the window, I sat in the middle, and an older lady sat in the aisle seat. We were really tired and we slept all the way to Atlanta, there was an hour lay over in Atlanta. We were very lucky to get tickets on a British air bus A 380, which was taking a trial run from Atlanta to Tanzania. We didn’t realize how...
I meet you at the door in lingerie, kiss you gently...then deepen it, licking your lips, twirling tongues, hands roaming your chest as I take those luscious lips and nibble on them.I reach down and feel your crotch and palm the bulge, stroking it through your jeans. I move over to the bed and I help lift off your shirt, I watch you unbuckle your pants… my hands grasp yours and reach for your cock, slowly sliding both of our hands down your hard shaft. I look up at you, seeing the pleasure as I...
Introduction: Mark realizes his dream with his next door neighbor Who did you? Well, besides the whole football team, Mark said. ha ha! I said and paused for a second. Oh, wait I forgot. Fuck you. Lets see. You started with Tony. He was a linebacker and dumb as hell. Im kind of amazed he could even string together two words to ask you out. In his best caveman imitation, Mark said. Ma… Ma… Mackenzie… da… da… date… Toe…Toe… Tony tonight. Youre an asshole. How could you date that idiot? ...
Mrs. Fatima Samara Water dripped off my body as I stretched my back, my large, dusky breasts thrusting before me. My toes flexed in the soft sand of the riverbank on the autumn side of the Year’s Divide. I smiled as Cassie, my teenage ally, swam the last few feet and reached the bank, crawling out on her knees. She breathed heavily, her red hair plastered to her face and shoulders, her round, underage breasts swaying. My futa-dick throbbed at the sight of her. I had a harem of teenage...
My wife and I our in our late forties and had been happily married for the past twenty years. We met after college and had built a very nice life together. We are extremely open with one another, and when it comes to sex we know we can share our most inner desires with each other. Over the years our sex life had been nothing but fantastic. I think we can safely say that we had built a mutual trust between us that is unwavering. It had been about a year ago when my wife came to me one night and...
MILF‘You are about to enter Box.’ Donna looked at me, her mismatched eyes curious. ‘Explain.’ We were on a train, travelling from Bath to London. Donna had been invited to a prestigious London art gallery to join the opening of an exhibition by an artist she had shown some months before. Her boss had not altogether approved of Donna’s selection of this particular artist, whose work is representative and to some eyes, apparently, a little passé. To my own and Donna’s, it just looked good. Her...
Lesbian'Half true-half fantasy' kind of story. It starts slow but gets hotter as the story moves on. Since most of the details are true, you'll find some paragraphs of description, conversations, and real life effects. I did rush it on for the convenience of my readers when the characters are talking on the phone. I hope you'll like the story. I'm eagerly waiting for your feedback. Enjoy! ~ Erotica Lover --------------------------------------- It all happened because of two character flaws in me. If...
Straight SexIntroduction: Continuation of the previous Shape Shifter Devonna laughed and spoke to me saying Welcome bitch. As much as I dint like hearing it , it was starting to sound a bit horny. But I knew why she called me so .Because as he was pulling his finger out , I dint want him to. By the time I could even catch a breath, he grabbed my face and started smooching me . As he was… his hands slowly moved down to my neck to undo the halter ties .As the halter ties were sliding down over my chest, I...
It was news year’s eve and the snow was coming down. I had been sat in my car watching your house for the last 10 minutes wondering if I should make a move or not. I finally decided to walk up the stairs and ring the doorbell. The hall light turned on, and I heard the rustling of the keys. Soon a familiar voice met my ears. “Why hello? Are you lost” the friendly yet seductive voice said. I knew you couldn’t fully see me yet as I had hidden my face, as I raised my head so you could look...
BDSMChapter 1 I'm Mike Taylor and I was watching an apartment complex. That’s what I was being paid to do, I’m a private investigator. My mission was to record the coming and going of a man whose estranged wife believed he was up to no good. I had been watching the apartments off and on for two weeks and had come to know who belonged and who didn’t. Up to this point the subject of my surveillance came home from work, went in to his apartment and stayed there until he left for work the following...
InterracialErick was already on his way downstairs. His ears were humming and his brain spinning. "Good old Ron!" he said out loud to himself. "So that's how he got old Grotter on our side!" He was in a hurry now, for he had an idea that he thought would be extremely amusing, not to mention thoroughly exciting. He could feel his cock throbbing hard and demanding between his legs as he made his way to the servant's wing. It was a major accomplishment to have discovered so easily the secret of...
I am sending another story about my encounter with Sunita my cousin’s wife. She is about 30 and with a bulky body with a figure of 38 35 40. Looking at her no one can think of having sex with her. It happens that my cousin and his wife Sunita came to our house as my cousin had to go on a business trip to another place for about 20 days and for the 20 days Sunita would stay with us.Since my mother was out of town I welcome them and told my cousin that he can leave Sunita in our house. That night...
We finished doing the dishes and I said, winking at her, "OK baby, what shall we do with the rest of the day?" Lena had a wicked look in her eye and said, "Well, I must say you've shown great restraint. You haven't had a decent shag for over 24 hours, I thought you'd be gagging for it by now." I laughed and said, "But you frigged me in the car, remember." "Yes, but that was only a little diddle. It didn't exactly blow your socks off did it?" I thought Lena might be getting a...