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Lets Jerk? I told the judge at my trial that sometimes website names sound like tutorials to me. I blamed Facebook, but he wasn’t buying it. The instructions built into this next site’s name won’t get you arrested for breaking someone’s nose with your copy of Lolita. LetsJerk is more likely to get you busted for masturbating on the bus.Wired published an article last month about how there are now 14 free porn tubes for every human alive on the planet. The number grows, and LetsJerk.is is among...
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Reddit NSFW ListEver Jerk Off to Celebs? That’s more of a rhetorical question, because even the most novice masturbator cranks it to the pretty girls on TV and the sexy bitches from the movies. I’ve got a whole Fapping category here at ThePornDude full of nude models, actresses, singers and even politicians, because let’s face it, sometimes you’d rather crank it to R-rated shots of your long-term cinematic crush than the nymphomanic megawhores of hardcore sites like Brazzers. Hey, I get it.JerkOffToCelebs.com...
The FappeningHave you ever tried Jerkaoke? Before you answer, I guess I’d better explain a little more about what I’m talking about. This ain’t like the time you got really drunk at the bar and screamed half the words to Sweet Caroline into the mic before puking on yourself and cussing out the girl who didn’t want to go home with you. That kind of experience is technically referred to Assholaoke, which is not to be confused with the anal stuff you’ll find on this next website. Nah, the jerks here are...
Premium Porn Parody SitesTim picked up his coffee and headed toward the door of the shop, eager to get home. His guild had a big raid planned for the game tonight, and he didn’t want to be late. He started when someone grabbed his arm as he walked past. He was even more surprised when he stopped and turned to see it was a hot girl. “Timmy, right? You’re good with computers, aren’t you?” She knows my name? He thought. Kelly had run with the popular crowd in school, and he was surprised she even knew he existed. “Yeah,...
There is no sex in this story so if you’re looking for sex…sorry…try one of my other fabulous stories. ——————————————– I was weak. I couldn’t stop it. I was weak. When he first came into our lives I couldn’t stop him. I was weak. He was sitting on the couch with her one night when I got home from work. I was weak. I yelled and argued until I was gasping for breath, but it was a losing battle. I was weak. I could not stop them as he kissed her and groped her on our couch. I was...
Orzad urged his men on with shrill war cries, tasting victory as he saw Sholim fall. It wasn't until he drew in a deep breath to shout commands that he realized that something was wrong, terribly wrong. A chill wisp of green fog touched wetly on his face, swirling deep into his lungs as he gasped and tried to bat it away. Around him, his men had already frozen into impotent statues. His sword fell to the ground as his thoughts, too, ground to a halt. He was dimly aware of being pulled from...
Danielle was sitting at her lunch table surrounded by her cabin of summer camp campers. She had just finished her first year at university and was working at a summer camp for a little bit of extra cash. It was her fifth week as a camp counselor and she was beginning to get very lonely. Sure she had a great working relationship with her co-counselor, but Tara was a girl, and Danielle was looking for something a bit more filling if you catch the drift. Danielle had a small vibrator hidden away...
Several months had passed since Chip and Becky joined Michael, and Julie in their home in Alpharetta. Michael and Julie finished out their basement so Chip had a room to himself, and Becky took the guest bedroom upstairs. On the home front, Michael was now Manager of Development Operations at Datatronics, after getting Scott fired; albeit accidentally, by patching his monitor and keyboard into the executive conference room. When the board members were having a meeting discussing...
These are the true events that transpired during a weekend trip to a small group of islands located in British Columbia. This is the first story I wrote and published on lush once before, let me know what you enjoyed about it and how I could improve. Thanks and Enjoy! My girlfriend Katie was pushing me to take a vacation with her and we finally agreed on a short weekend camping trip to BC. I wasn’t thrilled about the idea of heading off camping since I had done quite a bit of traveling earlier...
headed towards a booth in the corner. She slides into the seat beside me, we picked up our menus. I laid my hand on her thigh. Hannah glanced at me, surprised, but I did not appear to notice, and she said nothing. After dinner, we sat in my car on the side of the road, whispering, caressing each other, and kissing until the windows had fogged and we were breathless. Her body yearned for my touch in a way she had never experienced before; her past experiences with intimacy extended to kissing...
“You didn’t say anything about this happening to me,” George rants to the little creature sitting at his kitchen table with a beer in its hand. “You said I would get to live the last fifty years of my life over.” “I did say that,” the creature agrees, taking a sip of his beer. “It is you who didn’t inquire more about those circumstances.” “No, I didn’t,” the man admits. “But it is you that said I would relive it.” “And I didn’t say how you would either,” the creature says, looking at the...
My family was going to an out of town event, but I decided to stay home beciause of work. After much stress, it was announced that my "Aunt Deb" would stay at our home for the five days to cook for me and keep me company. "Aunt Deb" was the youngest sister of my "Aunts" Lorene and Dara, and was self-employed in a city about two hours drive away. None of these ladies were actual relatives - it all stemmed from Lorene having been once married to an uncle of mine. They did, however, remain close...
Truda - Fighting woman Varick - Protecting Ruler Harman - Man of the army Leben 2 ---------------------------------------------------- Alan Gance was in shock, it had to be shock, and the woman in front of him was exceedingly beautiful. She was ... wait had she just called him son? Alright what in the hell was going on? Snapping all his defenses up, Alan growled at the woman. "Alright who in the hell are you? I was abandoned as a child...
Working Girl Bertha was a horny middle-aged Lesbian. As was hercustom, she was thinking about going to her favorite Lesbianbar and seeing if she could find a fem to take home and makelove too. As she drove past the hooker lane on the way to thebar she saw something that caught her eye. Among the normal assortment of street hookers was asmall figure that looked like a young girl. Bertha turned right atthe next corner and came around for a second look. She sloweddown as she approached the...
It was a beautiful sunny day in late August in New York City. I am a tourist and you are showing me your city. We browse the shop windows in the Soho district, eventually wandering down a tree lined street. I never dreamed that New York City was so beautiful. Even the bustle of New Yorkers pressing past does not impede on my pleasure. Nothing could improve upon this moment as I commit the picture of it in my mind. I turn to look over my shoulder at you as we walk along the New York street, we...
My sister and I made a porn video, yes it sounds weird but it was different times and the situation was so dire, we were so desperate for money that it was the only option we had, I know it sounds dirty and weird but it really happened. Here´s the story. Dad had been gone for some time and our mom had just died, but not after been in ICU for about two months the insurance had run out a long time ago and the medical bills just kept on coming and getting thicker each day, we had to sell...
IncestNight and The City Love the Italian fashions of the 40's and 50's, waist defining belts, flattering hemlines above the knee so full with fascinating printwork. Starting with some concealer by a top studio name, I applied to my newly shaven face beige powder and blush, then dramatic eyebrows in a noir color, arched over my newly mascara'd lashes. Brushing back my hair I just had to have that dark berry colored lip stick, clearly defining the timeless fashion I am so...
“Bye Alex!” John yelled as he hastily put on his shoes. All he could hear was a faint groan from his roommate's bedroom. "She's probably sucking some stranger's cock,” John chuckled to himself. He made his way down the stairs, stepped outside, and started walking towards the bus station. Glancing at his watch, John quickened his pace. Although the buses were rarely on time, John still got nervous that he'd miss it, on the off chance it was punctual. As he turned the corner, his bus had just...
“Oh, fuck! I can’t help it. I can’t see what will happen because we have to run the scenario to see. I thought she become an anorexic, drug-addled, self-obsessed, brain-dead bimbo. Fuck, fuck, fuck!” “Does God approve of such language?” “Actually, yes. Well, He doesn’t disapprove. He doesn’t like people taking his name in vain, but this? Well, what the fuck does swearing ‘Fuck’ mean? Like when Monty Python said ‘ooo the penguin’s just exploded’ ‘oh intercourse the penguin’. And everybody...
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We had just finished with a particularly rough game of touch and were drenched with sweat, despite the breezy weather. We decided showers were a must, and he would go first. That was an hour ago and I had to wiz. Bad. I heard the water go off, and a few minutes later him walking across the hall to his room. Good thing, too, because I had to piss like a race horse. I rushed down the hall and into the bathroom. The steam was almost too thick to see through as a I opened the door, but it all...
A Crossdresser's Night in the Park cd, bdsm, con, mm, anal, oral, toy Last night I was on line in a crossdresser chat room where I was talking with Master Brian about me being a pain loving, submissive, bisexual crossdresser who was looking a master to use and abuse me. As we talked Master Brian asked me if I was dressed as a woman while I was on line with him. I told him that I was and then he asked me what I was wearing. I told him that I was all dressed up wearing a black silk...
I’d always been a daddies boy. At weekends when he was home from work I would leap out of bed and jump between him and mum as soon as the sun came up. He’d tease and joke around with me. Mum would laugh and get up and get breakfast ready as we lay messing about until she shouted that our food was ready. I loved playing with the hair on his chest and would snuggle in close as he would sing to me, holding me close in his big arms.As I got older I noticed that they were arguing a lot. My invites...
I love to masturbate. This is the story of how I turned myself into the bad masturbating slut that I am today. It all started when I was sixteen. I was in high school and I was a good girl at the time. I had never done anything sexual before, in fact I'd never even kissed anyone. I wasn't bad looking or anything but I was very shy. I had many friends who were all far ahead of me when it came to sex.One day I was with a few of them eating lunch. We were all talking about girly stuff. The...
MasturbationShe groaned in frustration at the interruption. She was actually enjoying it! I wouldn't normally yell through a closed door. It's extremely rude. But I knew who it was. I was expecting him. And Odie isn't big on formalities. I continued to prepare Bev's ass and yelled, "Come on in!" Odie and a mutual friend, Arnie, came in and stood just inside the living room door. They watched me finger fucking Bev's luscious ass for a minute or two longer before Arnie said, "I don't fucking...
She had found the ropes and the magazines by accident. They were hidden under Art’s bed, along with magazines of naked girlsThe girlie mags didn’t interest her half as much as these did.Where Art had got them from, heavens only knew. But it was easy to see why they were hidden.As she flicked through them, she felt something strange happen. She was actually getting incredibly turned on. She had no idea why, but it was a fact.It wasn’t the girls. They did nothing for her, but the ropes the girls...
Kathy skittered back up the stairs with Daddy's seed still swirling in her mouth. She wondered what he meant when he asked her to "keep it their little secret," but it didn't matter because he seemed a lot more relaxed than when she'd hopped on his lap. She tiptoed into her bedroom and back into bed. Then -- ick!!! -- she realized that someone had put that big old neutered Teddy Bear under the covers, again!!! Where was Christi? She got another shock the moment she clicked on the lamp...
“Oops, we forgot a candidate and he’s just Tweeted at us about it. Former Congressman John Delaney of Maryland wanted to remind us that he is still running for President. However, the halo that showed around his head seconds ago when he did a brief live feed would indicate that he’s unlikely to be in the race much longer. Delaney is an avowed Catholic, much like Joe Biden. “Actually, we got another annoyed Tweet just now, this time from spiritual guru and author Marianne Williamson, who...
"You did say 'anything, ' didn't you?" Kevin had slid into the bed only a moment ago, cozying up behind me, his front pressed to my back. He was naked and ready. As he whispered his somewhat cryptic question, his right hand caressed my side—slowly, gently, his fingers tracing a long line from my thigh to my breast and back again. He knew what he was doing. I opened my eyes and looked at the wall. "What'd you have in mind?" I asked warily. But he wasn't giving out information....
A few weeks ago we brought a guy home because it was my girl’s biggest to watch me suck on a big hard cock. So far it was one of the hottest nights ever. We are looking for a guy who would like to join us for some fun. Come over have a few drinks and relax on the couch. I'll get down between your legs and pull your dick out its hiding spot. Lay back as I take your nice anxious cock all the way in my mouth. After watching me slide your dick down my throat for a few minutes my girl will probably...
BisexualLike always I got home from school and quickly got undressed then put on a tight white T and some running shorts then I was off. At the end of my street I came across Mr. Will an old friend of the family. “hey Mr. Will.” “hey Kelly. Hold on a sec why you running. to good to talk to you old uncle Will.” “oh sorry I just need to train for…” “the track season so ive heard.” “yeah I’m the best.” “I used to run.” “yeah dad told me you used to.” “wow my, my look at you.” “what?...
trovato navigando in internet 1 parteCI PENSA LA MAMMACerte volte, anzi sempre, il compito di genitore non è per niente facile. Si rischia di dover prendere decisioni che si possono rivelare nel tempo sbagliate o dalle conseguenze inaspettate in quello che sarà la felicità di un figlio, la forgiatura del carattere e del temperamento dell’uomo o donna che sarà.Fiamma era una donna perbene, di 43 anni, mamma di due figli Simona e Paolo di 19 e 18 anni.Fiamma è sempre stata una bellissima donna,...
*** A true tale about how one couples normal day trip turned into a very sexy adventure. It’s another typical hot July day in Houston. We have just finished packing our bags for the trip to Austin and we are now picking out the outfits we plan on traveling in. So what are you going to wear baby, I ask. My wife Ania reply’s; I was thinking about wearing that short brown button up skirt you like so much, maybe with my new high heels, what do you think? With a grin spreading across my face and my...
VoyeurRecently after my wife was at work I was looking through various Xhamster photo sets and came across photos of my wife and I didn't take them. She was trying to hide her identity but with the search parameters and if you take photos in our own bed room I'm going to recognise it, if it was a hotel room I would have missed her initial photo, they had been posted the week before. She was dressed in a very sexy, tarty way with suspenders, stocking and high heels and had obviously been drinking. My...
You are invited to read part 1 first---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.Ella had discovered that whilst her new step mother was very relaxed and liberal that did not mean she was a push over. The afore mentioned step mother was usually called Sal and when relaxed had a broad Essex accent. However Sal despite outward appearances was a very able professional. IF Ella displeased...
Bostonfictionwriter’s Last Story With sadness and trepidation, this is my last story. In two years, I’ve written 602 stories and 69 poems. I’m proud of everything I’ve written. At the time I wrote them, it was the best that I could write and not only have I learned a lot but also I’ve improved as a writer. Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote this Dying Swan poem below. The wild swan’s death-hymn took the soul Of that waste place with joy Hidden in sorrow: at first to the ear The warble was low, and...
Anne woke up at a quarter past five in the morning. ‘Oh, God I must be mad!’ she thought, as she picked her way foggily through her early morning routine. Downstairs she found Denise, wearing a bathrobe, with coffee ready to pour. ‘Good morning, Anne,’ she said quietly. ‘Stan’s gone back to sleep. He’ll wait up for you tonight. I’ll sleep in the spare room, but I’ll stay up as well – I want to hear how your first day went!’ Anne almost fell into a chair at the table. ‘Monday, the 15th of...
Out of AfrikaA Fantasy created by International Writers Curt B, Julie Van and Wunderboi******Chapter 18In the months since Clarissa's stunning rise to power as President of the Confederacy Country Club (known to all as the 'CCC') near Hawksville, much had been accomplished she thought, as she drove home after another positive Board of Directors' meeting. She mentally listed and ticked off her ‘achievements’ which included the expansion of some of the committees to include more women, young...
She took a laptop computer, then went on line somehow. When she finished her research she said, "This one is an ace inhibitor. It might control your heart rate and your blood pressure. Since you aren't going to be shot at again, you might not need the other blood pressure one. However, if it goes up again, you are going to take the pills even if I have to dissolve them in your coffee. "Most of the others are crap to make you relax. I don't figure you are going to need them anyway. I am...
Miles held the door of the diner open for Ana as she walked into the dimly lit restaurant. The diner had an old-fashioned look, as if the furnishings had been there for years and years. The walls were lined with booths, each booth featuring the listings for a jukebox sitting in the corner. Poor, modern country music was playing. There was also a bar with seating, and a few free standing tables. Half dozen or so men sat at the bar, smoking and drinking draft beers. Behind the counter was...
She had volunteered to be hypnotized. It was another one of her fantasies. So he had pulled some books from the library and sat her down at home. He set the mood by lighting the room with candles and putting on some soft music. He gave her a drink and a relaxing back massage with oil. Once she seemed relaxed, he asked her to sit back and watch a cut glass crystal he’d picked out at the store. He already knew she was a true submissive, the kind of girl that got off on the idea of totally...
Matilda sulked at the kitchen table. Her unspoken dreams screamed for a different family, one filled with love. They would live in a house. The house would have a backyard where she and Bobby could play without fear of being attacked. She imagined a swing set and Bobby's little hands clutching the chains while she pushed him from behind. He'd go higher and higher, giggling and kicking his feet. The house in her dreams would have a kitchen window to look out at the blue sky, at the fresh-cut...
Demi Sutra, Megan Winters, and Bambi Black were super excited for their sleepover movie night. They all got matching pajamas and were ready to just relax and be girls! Stepbrother tried to ruin things though. First he started to spy on the girls and act like a perv. They kicked him out, but that did not mean he was done yet. Just as the girls started watching their movie he walked in with his raging stiffy and had each of the girls take turns letting him fuck. The girls got a little extra...
xmoviesforyouThe next morning, I awoke to the smell of a full breakfast being cooked by my friend Bill. I went out to the kitchen to find my new lover wearing my apron and nothing else. As I walked up behind him, I marveled at his taut ass cheeks with their light dusting of dark hair. I was drawn in by his delicious manly odor and beautifully muscled back and strong, powerful legs. I said "Good Morning Bill" and he turned around to say "Good morning Dan" I looked down and for a moment I thought his penis...
GayAnal “You like that, don’t ya Fugs, hey?” asked Eric. “You like a big cock going deep in that sweet tight little puckered up ass?” “You know I do, Babe,” I said between thrusts. “But, do you want to talk or fuck?” “Oh, let’s talk please,” Eric smirked. “How was your day, sweetheart?” “Well asshole, it was going fine... until you opened your mouth. So, stop being a smart ass, shut up and”... BDSM “Take it like the bitch you are,” I said, as I rammed my condom covered rubber opaque cock...
Straight SexBut – 2 “Now, Karen, you’re lovely everywhere, not simply your face.” “But, Jeff...” “And a delightful butt it is, too. Mmm ... Mmmmph!” “Lovely smooth firmness ... Lovely hairy softness,” “Shouldn’t I lay back down?” “No. Just spread your legs a bit more.” “But...” “So soft ... so smooth. I love this feel. Do you like it, too?” “Like it? I’m delirious. But shouldn’t I... ?” “No. This is what you’re built for. All this lovely smoothness? When you’re on your back, I have to work to...
She had lost the bet, and now it was time to pay up. She had bet her best friend that she could drink more than her friend, and Gina had lost, having already given up while Sarah still carried on knocking back the drinks.The bet had been simple. Start drinking when the pubs opened, and continue until the last of them fell over. Loser to pay big time, and spend time in a Glory Hole.Gina didn’t even know what a Glory Hole was, but as the day drew on, Sarah had explained it to her. And now, it was...
She starts her exercise regimen Once at the office, Stone directed her to review the material from yesterday and do some research online about a company he was thinking of doing business with. The morning was uneventful, as was lunch. Sarah was getting used to him deciding on what she would have and had learned he wanted her to take a bite of each item in turn. The afternoon was filled with a meeting between Stone and a client. This was the meeting Sarah had spent the last 24 hours...
When you get to be my age, birthdays come and go. Except when you live with a very sexy, wild, and much younger woman. I have been fortunate to be quite well off, and probably that’s why my girlfriend, Candy, is even with me. That’s a story for another day. When one is rich, people flock to you. I love to spoil women and they like to spoil me. It’s a win-win situation. I met up with Candy when I was at a convention in Atlantic City. I was staying at the Golden Nugget. Candy was at a blackjack...
My Whore Task To understand this story, you should read "T/Th Class will Never Be the Same," first. When it was all over, I couldn't believe how exciting it had been. Keyser-Soze from had told me what to do and I had done it. I wanted more. When I got home, I got online and found him and told him what had happened and how wet it had made me-- being dominated online by him and told what to do gave me a sensation I've never had before. I told him I wanted more and that I would obey whatever he...
AnalI had just challenged two of the football team who were trying to force themselves onto the girl who was my lab partner and demanded to know what they thought they were doing. The one leaning against the wall turned and looked at me and then said, "Nothing that concerns you, Braniac, so if you know what's good for you will just get on your way." He then turned to Ginny and said, "Come on fat bitch, you are not going to get a better offer. Who else is going to offer to show you a good...
About a week had gone by since Cassie and I talked. She was so busy with work and school, and me with kicking my schedule up to full-time now that I was out of high school. I only saw mom once and that was just before heading out to work. Friday night had rolled around and my buddies were begging me to go out with them, but I really didn't feel like getting drunk. Instead, I caught up on some sleep. In the morning, I felt extremely refreshed. Actually it was the most refreshed I'd felt...
So one day when my wife Sarah and I were about to enjoy along fuck session we were looking at some hardcore pornographic magazines the cleaning supervisor at the office block had given me and Sarah had commented on how one of the attractive models could manage to get a quite large cockin her mouth let alone bring it to full climax, the heavy load of cum quite visible oozing down the side of her face as she smiled happily. I,d often imagined a Sarah as a model in such a situation as she often...
Thanks to the work of far too many superheroes and heroines, crime in Omen City had all but been stopped -- petty crime was long extinct, and all that remained were the superpowered criminals that considered themselves be matches for all of the city's goldbrick do-gooders. They rarely succeeded, and in the cases which they did, another hero would step in before anything permanent could be changed. One of these many supervillains was a woman in her mid-20's, June Spinster, who ran her criminal...
HEY I am 22 years of age. The title it self will give some idea about the story. I would not like to call this as Story. Because this is a real one. This was happened on my 17th years of age. On that time I am in 12th Standard. This is my first affair, that too with my Teacher. About Teacher: Her name is NAMITA.She is married. On that time she is 26 years of age. White in color with good shaped Boobs. But she doesn't have the c***dren even after 4 years of married life. But they are not worried...
Institute of Molecular Genetics, Moscow, Russia Nikolai Vavilov D.Sc., Nobel laureate for “Advancements in Genetic Editing,” paced the hallway before the elevators. Further down the hall, a glass-paneled door led into the soundproofed conference room. The email which summoned him there specified he was to meet a prospective patron. An elevator dinged, and the head of the facility stepped through the opening doors. Nicolai closed the distance and spoke in an angry voice. “Administrator Popov, I...