No Good Deed
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The Good Deed
By Eric
Through out the world the following anonymous e-mail appeared in every mailbox:
FREE: ABSOLUTELY NO CHARGE:
Dissatisfied with your life?
Want to swap with someone else?
My free gift you!
The following spell will you allow you to
switch bodies with anyone you name.
Take an ordinary candle, light it and say:
"Kumquats are delicious in Athens."
Then name the person you would like to be.
You will find yourself in their body.
They will be in yours.
ENJOY,
A Friend
*****
The effect was documented in a joint report of the FBI and KGB:
We have traced the chaos and the disintegration of Society, as we know it to
this seeming innocuous message sent to TG, political, environmental and every
ethic group all over the world. The seeming impossible happened - the cursed
spell worked!
People swapped with movie stars, politicians, celebrities, their neighbors,
their bosses, with lawyers, doctors, - and so on. Old with young, sick with
healthy. But as bad as this was - it didn't stop there - naturally more than one
person wanted to be Julia Roberts (1,000,016 at last count) soon billions in the
world who were not who they had been. Someone for example wanting to be Sharon
Stone soon found themselves in the body of another person wanting to be her.
People began murdering others over swaps. Others committed suicide.
Industrial society ground to a halt, as many didn't know how to do essential
jobs, like water purification and sewage! At last count 28,016,016 people have
been murdered and 200 million others have died because of impure water or
sanitation. People are starving as truck and rail traffic has virtually ceased.
It seems most truck drivers want to be Jennifer Lopez! Once the Genie is out of
the bottle can it ever be put back in?
Our latest projection is of 2 billion dead before some sort of society can
evolve to deal with this disaster. We have been unable to trace the source of
this problem. The rumors that it was Bill Gates behind it are totally untrue. He
was one of the first people swapped. The last body he is in is that of Trudy
Jones, 77 of Chicago, but he probably is going to switch with someone else, as
he feels very ill.
No one knows who owns what, who are your children or parents. This is an
unprecedented disaster!
An appeal has gone out to everyone to stop this orgy of body swapping, but it
has been largely ignored. Icons have been replaced. The pope's body has been
swapped 700,016 times - the latest inhabitant is a nun. Gloria Steinheim's body
is now inhibited by a garbage collector, the President of the United State's
body has been swapped so much that we can not keep count. Someone swapped with
Hillary just to hang her!
Marshal law has been declared, but when privates can swap with Generals
discipline has disappeared. The only hope on the horizon is a shortage of
candles.
End of Report
*****
Lucifer set back with the smile of a kindly uncle. He said in his seductive
voice.
"The souls trumpeting the satisfaction of doing good deeds were right. And isn't
progress wonderful! Without the World Wide Web I could not have helped so many
so quickly. I feel so satisfied knowing I have helped others achieve their
dreams. I really should do more good deeds from time to time."
The end?
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