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There is a very fine line between humor and horror, it just matters where
on the line you stand.
"Captain's log, star date 6908.15. We are heading toward the planet Eden,
in the shuttle craft Galileo. Mr. Sulu has corrected course, and
projects, planetary orbit in 75 minutes. Mr. Spock is still trying to
fold up the map," laughed Kirk.
As the 11 of us rode in the Galileo, we prepared to go to Woodstock, the
new Eden, in Kirk's micro bus. Even Roofus the dog was going to the
concert. The 8 track was blaring Strawberry Alarm Clock, as we all
grooved to the music. It would be my kid brother Ernie's first concert.
Mom and Dad were going to kill us for taking him, but what did they know?
Adults are just so out of it. Even John ( Dr. McCoy) the dumbest of my
friends, was smarter then both my parents put together.
"This is going to be so groovy, I heard Janis Joplin, Santana, and the
Grateful Dead will be there. There will be at least 10 or 20 mega groups
playing," my sister Pam (Spock) said as she passed Jack a joint.
"Hendrix, is going to be there too. He's great, I saw him when he opened
for The Monkees," said Leslie.
"The Monkees! THE MONKEES!!! Thats sooo bubble gum," Kirk laughed.
"Like,I heard the Lovin' Spoonful will be playing," I said
"That will never happen, Mr Scott half of them are still in jail," said
George (Sulu).
"Do you think the Beatles will show? asked Leslie.
Ernie replied, "Sure, they play right after the Banana Splits. You are
such a doofus expecting them there. Like, why would they show up, you
know they stopped their live performances after Paul died. We all heard
it, on 'Strawberry Fields, and after I played my white album backwards."
"Yea and you ruined my needle Boo Boo, you owe me $6 for a new on," Spock
said.
"All I know is this will be the grooviest weekend ever! All hail rock and
roll! If you goin to Woodstock, ya gotta have soul," sang Gail. Then she
took another hit from the doobie.
"I can't believe we all fit into your V W Kirk, thanks for bringing us,"
Sue replied.
"What do you mean Sue? At a buck a head, the captain here, is going to
make out like a bandit,after all he was going to Eden, even if none of us
came. And its less then 200 light years to get us from Dullsville to Eden
it will take him less then a tank of fuel each way," Phil laughed.
"Yea could have had 2 more people in it if Spock here didn't insist on
bringing her dog, and Sue forcing me bring the spare tire," Kirk
retorted.
Hey man, I paid a buck so Roofus could come with us, and who else could
fit behind the shifter? Besides I couldn't leave my best friend alone
with those square assed parents of mine. And considering how worn out
your tires are, carrying a spare is a good idea. I just hope our back
packs don't get wet riding on the top of the Galileo.
George corrected Sue, "And this ain't no V W, it's truly a space shuttle,
we are going away in the Galileo to the planet of youth, and coolness,
dudette. And the weather is going to be perfect. So don't worry about
your clothes getting wet."
"I can dig that! Adults suck, Especially that fat old cow of a Mother of
ours. After all don't trust anyone over 30, all she does all day is
complain my hi fi is to loud. Its like living with a cross between Hazel
and Mrs Cravits," my kid brother Ernie laughed, as I passed him the
roach.
"At least you don't live with a bigot," Leslie said. "My Dad won't even
let George come over. If he knew I was riding with an oriental, he'd blow
his top. And my Ol' Lady always quoting Jim and Tammy Baker, she keeps
telling me to straiten out or I'll end up in hell, with Buddy Holly, yet
she wouldn't even let Pam's Mom join her bridge club because she's
Jewish."
"My Mom is out to help rid the world of druggies, she is sure a pot head
will murder her, in her sleep with an ax, like in 'Reefer Madness, and
with my Pop being with the fuzz, just adds fuel to the fire, bragging
how he bashed some poor hippies head in, that he busted for have 2 joints
on him. If only he knew I rolled a joint out of my draft card and smoked
it, he'd flip, I hate that bastard," Kirk said.
"At least your Mother acts American, you would think my Mom was still in
China, the way she talks like a fortune cookie wearing those goofy
clothes, I'm waiting for her to start takin' in laundry. She never lets
me wear any groovy threads. And my Old Man is always hitting us when ever
he drinks to much. He should just smoke a joint and mellow out."
"Yea, oldsters need to just calm down, my folks want to drop the bomb on
Vietnam, then Russia. Can't they understand they are people too? You
would think Dad was back in Pear Harbor again. And that he was John
Wayne, the way he acts," laughed Gail as she took a hit on the doobee.
As Pam placed "Saucer Full of Secrets", into the 8 track, she said, "This
will be the trip of a lifetime. ROCK ON MY FELLOW HIPPIES!"
"I'll just be glad not to hear their crummy music, old foggies just don't
know how to enjoy life. Well the world will be a much better place when
we run it. And Woodstock will show them all how the world should be," I
said.
"If there is anything left of it Scotty, the way adults are polluting it
and the adults fight over nothing, it may just end up a waste land,"
replied Sue, as she lit a Virginia Slim.
"Then lets get wasted!" I laughed, then lit another joint.
"Like why is it that, were are too young to drink, too young to vote, but
old enough to be drafted?" asked Phil.
Jack said, "Yea well this may be my last hurray for me, I have to report
to the draft board on the 21st." Hearing that come down, silence filled
the Galileo, as we sped down the turnpike towards our destiny.
Traffic got slow as we drove down 17b. Finally it got so bad we had to
abandon our noble star ship, and walk the remaining distance. Jack fell
out of the over crowded van, when Pam opened the side door. I started
singing, "Steppin' into Eden."
The others replied, "Yea brother!"
Phil and I got the backpacks of the roof while Gail pulled out a
transistor radio, so we grooved out to "Itchie Coo Park on 77 WABC. More
and more people were walking besides us, every race and color. And almost
all of us under 25. Cars were abandoned all over the road like giant
Pick-up-sticks. The whole atmosphere was peaceful and gay, as the crowds
got thicker.
Roofus was the only one that wasn't tired when the first sounds of
Richie Havens jamming hit our eager ears. Kirk passed out Funny Bones to
everyone, as for some strange reason we all had the munchies. Then Sue
pointed towards the towers. Everywhere were hippies like us. We were
ready to groove at the world's biggest gig. People were arriving on
everything, bikes, ,jeeps, tractors and even horses. The field filled
with all kinds of freaky people. More then any of us had ever seen
before.
"So how are we going to get tickets? I'll bet they are sold out," said
George.
"Don't worry Sulu, we'll get in, if I have to give the ticket taker a
hummer," said Gail.
"Oh my God, I can't believe it! They can't really be here!" Ernie yelled
as a Banana Buggy passed us. "Look penguins!" said Sue, pointing at some
nuns.
"Dig the feathers in that chicks hair," said Jack.
"Who ever heard of a bald guy with earrings and a ponytail?" John
laughed.
"How about that bird with a tattoo on each arm?" said Kirk.
"It's their trip, I think they look cool," I said.
We saw a couple making love right out in the open, Pam said, "That is
just so groovie how our generation can be free like this. Not so hung up
about sex like our parents."
George replied, "Yah baby, that's just beautiful." While Ernie's eyes
were buggin' out looking at a naked chick.
"Hey, I can dig it, they are just in their own groove, At least, hardly
anyone has a G.I. Joe cut like Kirk," said Leslie.
"I can't help it if my old man shaved my beautiful hair in the middle of
the night, he's just jealous because he is bald, but I'll get even with
him," said Kirk.
We were directed to a large hole in the surrounding fence, and told that
the concert was going to be free. Ernie smiled and said, "Mega cool man,
more money for burgers and fries, mmmmmm!"
"Good we're almost there, I need to take a piss," Sue said.
"Like,to bad you couldn't just pee behind a tree," John laughed.
"You guys are so uncouth," Gail replied.
"You're just mad you can piss behind a tree," said Phil.
Finally we got to a portable outhouse, Sue looked and said, "Aren't
there any real toilets? This is disgusting and smells!"
"Your such a wussy, just use it," said Kirk.
Sue held her nose and went in, when she came out she looked sick. "I
don't know if I can take 3 days of using a 'Port-O-San'."
"We are at the greatest concert of all time and your hung up about the
toilets. Get real bitch," Kirk told her, as the rest of the guys laughed.
"I'm starving, and we are out of snacks," Kirk said. But there were no
eats to be found. There were plenty of love beads and peace signs for
sale, but most of the food was sold out. The concert was bigger than
anyone thought it could be.
Finally we found someone in a Tye dye shirt with cold hot dogs, served on
hamburger buns. At least the guy was cool enough to give one to Roofus.
But Ernie cried out, "What no mustard?"
"Like wow man, just be glad, for this is the only food around," said our
benefactor. "There are 200,000 people here so far. Nobody figured we'd
need to feed so many souls. Now have some food for love."
Just then a woman with very short hair, bare feet, and in an over sized
tee shirt with nothing else on, came up to us and said, "I lost all my
maryjane, but I'll trade you for this really great acid I have. I got it
from my Uncle Maxie in Ohio. I promise you'll never have a more mind
blowing trip."
After rapping with her about 5 minutes, John gave her a lid of grass for
a small plastic vial of brown liquid. "Now we explore Eden," he said.
As army choppers circled overhead, Jack took the first hit, then Kirk,
then John. But when Ernie went to grab the vial, Pam said to him, "Look
Boo Boo, your too young to be tripping, besides this acid could be just
old ground up Fizzies, or worse, I'm not doing it, and I don't want you
touching it!"
John grabbed the vial and took another hit, then laughed, "Damn girl,
don't be such a downer, you sound just like your Mother! Let him groove,
into a true hippie." And with that our Dr McCoy took a second hit.
John had said the magic words, Pam grabbed the vial took a hit and passed
the bottle down the line saying, "If you ever compare me to that square
assed cow, I'll steal your stash, then shove your head in the toilet and
flush."
"A very logical argument Spock, now lets explore this new planet," George
replied. In the end we even gave Rags a hit. As we rocked to the tunes,
nothing seemed to be happening to us.
After almost an hour Jack said "This L.S.D. is bogus! I can't believe we
traded a lid of grass for this cra............" All of a sudden Jack
turned white and his body froze in mid sentence. Then it appeared that
his face was melting, then Kirk started melting too.
As the next group got ready to play a voice came over the speakers saying
that everyone should avoid the brown acid, that there was something wrong
with it. As Pam's face started melting. I wanted to run to the giant
circus tent that served as a medical facility, but my legs wouldn't move.
This was unlike any trip I had ever taken before, my insides felt like
they were full of Silly Putty, and I felt like I would ralph from the
woozy feeling in my gut. I felt a wave of warmth and watched my hand
start to melt. The melted thing that had been Jack began reforming into a
face, words coming out in a higher pitch, "crap, and if I catch that
bitch that sold it too us, I'll shove her peace sign up her dopa......
Holly shit what's happening to me!"
Jack was a full foot shorter, and his face had taken on delicate feminine
features. He was so much smaller his bell bottoms and BVDs had fallen
off, leaving him in only a now far too baggy tee shirt. He almost looked
like Twiggy. Jack put his hand where his manhood should have been, and a
look of shock was on his new face.
The Kirk's face started reforming, his red hair turned black, yet stayed
as short as before, his beard had disappeared, and his body was even more
feminine then Jack's "Far fuckin out!! that's the wildest trip I ever
took, I thought Jack turned into a chick. What the hell happened to my
voice? And what are these doing on my chest?" he said in a panicked
voice, while holding his new breasts. His hair was still in a butch cut,
but his face and body looked like his older sister's.
Mc Coy reformed a much shorter younger version of himself, and his shorts
no long fitting his 8 year old body fell off.
But that was nothing compared to Spock, she had grown a full beard and
mustache and was now over 6 foot tall, and her brown hair was now a
carrot red afro and her skin was covered in freckles. Her clothes were
straining, now far too small for her male body, and her feet burst out of
her sneakers. "What the fuck!" she said in a deep voice.
Then Leslie's earrings popped out of their piercings. Sue, and Gail had
beards and mustaches and a bodies like Jethro from the 'Beverly
Hillbillies'. Leslie had the peach fuzz that a blond teen boy might have.
Their hand and feet just kept growing. As they grew taller their clothes
began to tear. Gail looked at herself and screamed, "Ewwwwh, I'm all
hairy, this is disgusting! What's happened to us?"
Jack looked at Leslie's ears, there was no sign of her piercings. e
wobbled over to me, as he tried to get used to his new center of gravity,
saying, "This can't be happening! Scotty are you alright? You and Ernie
look like you are sisters."
Ernie and I now sported dark brown hair instead of blond, still in the
ridiculous Chip Douglas hair cut our parents made us wear. Our body's had
turned into slightly husky, short, women, making me feel weak and small.
My back pack felt like it gained 200 pounds. Ernie looked just like a
younger version of me, while my breasts were the size of oranges, Ernie's
were half that size, and Ernie now sported acne for the first time in his
life, we were both now 5'2". I realized if I couldn't change back I would
loose my football scholarship.
"I feel like my insides have been pulled out through my naval, but I
think I'm O.K.," I told him. "Just a totally freaked out."
George's features looked even more oriental then before, and he had
shrunken to 4'10". It almost seamed that his teeth were now too big for
his new mouth. Like the rest of us he had a look of panic, as he looked
at his smaller hands.
Phil's new body looked like a young Emma Peel. If I still had my dick, I
would have had a hard on.
Roofus now looked more like a spaniel and was female, yet we knew it was
him because he still answered to his name.
We don't know how long we were out, but we heard Jefferson Airplane
singing, "One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small." And
our remaining clothes were all wet.
Kirk had a nervous look on his face as blood started dripping down his
leg. "I've been shot!" he yelled.
"Relax, it just your period, you'll need some of these," said Sue as she
passed Kirk a Kotex.
Kirk went into the port-a-potty to put in on after Sue told him how to
use the rag, when he came out his face was green, "My God, it stinks in
there, and I sat in something wet."
Sue just laughed, "Don't you know girls have more sensitive noses? Well
I'm just going to go behind a tree and piss, ta-ta." Sue came back with a
red face, it seem while she was unloading the nuns popped up out of
nowhere.
Pam went behind some trees laughing, "Well at least I'm not having to
use that stinking port-a-potty. Look at me I'm a fireman." As she pissed
out a smoking cigarette. "What the hell, my tally wacker looks odd, I've
never seen one like this."
Gail came over and looked at Pam's dick, and said, "That's because you
are uncircumcised, yet for some reason I am."
"Me too," said Leslie.
"So am I," said Sue, as she pulled out a Virginia Slims.
"You really have come a long way baby. I think if we stay this way you
better start smoking Tereytons," said Leslie.
"Why would only some of us be circumcised?" asked Pam.
"And why did our hair stay as long as before, and in most cases its the
same style?" Ernie commented.
"This, requires some heavy thought, and this should help free up our
minds, my fellow assassins, and as always the Dr. has the cure," John
said, as he picked his pants off the ground, and pulled out a ball of tin
foil and a pipe from its pocket. He unrolled the foil revealing a large
slab of black hashish. Then he took out a knife and whittled several
pieces into the pipe. Then he pulled out a Zippo and lit it and passed it
to Cap'n Kirk.
After several bowls of hashish my sister spoke, "It seems logical that
what we thought was L.S.D. was something some genetic altering serum, and
the results very with the dosage. What's your take Mr Scott?"
"This is like something Irwin Allen would think of sis, we gotta do
something," I said.
"No shit Sherlock, I do not want to go around as my own kid brother,
anyone have any ideas how to get back to normal?
"First lets trade clothes and sandals with each other, because my clothes
are way to big for me," I said, as I passed the pipe.
John, and George had to do without shoes because their feet were too
small to fit into the smallest sandals the girls had brought, and Sue's
feet were to big to fit into my size 13 P.F. Fliers.
Gail thought about it and said, "Wouldn't it reverse if we just took
another hit of it?"
Sulu said, "We have to be careful or we could end up like John, we need a
guinea pig."
"Look man, what about Roofus? He or is it she is affected just like the
rest of us, what do we have to lose?" asked Leslie.
"Your going to experiment on my dog???????????? FUCK YOU! What are you
some sort of Blue Meanie?" my brother yelled.
"Like he's my dog too, and I have no plans to stay a guy, I don't want to
have to move to Canada to avoid the draft," said Pam. "I'll give Roofus a
hit."
"Wowie Zowie! I'm staying this way. Lets see them try to draft me now!
This is a life saver for me, I'm just going to enjoy the concert, who's
with me?" said Jack
"Yea, this is like, nothing to get uptight about. I'm with you Jackie,
having a period has always been a drag, and let's face it I wasn't that
attractive as a girl, I'm staying this way and hoping it never wears off,
come on Jack, lets mellow out and try out our new equipment," Sue said.
"Sock it to me babe, sounds fab," said Jack as they ran off into the
woods.
After some hip music and a few more hits of hashish, I noticed Roofus
still looked the same. I said, "I guess it didn't work, what a downer."
"Oh wow man, I forgot to give Roofus the acid," Pam said in a semi
trance, so I gave ol' Roofus a hit.
"How do you guys walk with these things in the way?" asked Gail.
"And my balls are all sweaty and itchy, no wonder you guys always have
your hands in your pockets," said Leslie.
"Well having cramps ain't much fun either, and my breasts hurt," Kirk
replied.
"Squatting to pee ain't all it's cracked up to be either," I said.
John just looked at all of us with a dirty look and said, "Try being
eight years old, I've got to go at least 3 years before I can get a hard
on again. And I wasn't getting any respect from the adults as a 17 year
old, now I'm a little kid. I can't go into the showers after gym class
like this, the guys will call me the hairless wonder, or worse. They may
even take away my driver's license." Then adding insult to injury, he
stepped on a piece of broken glass in his bare feet. Gail had to carry
him to the medical tent, so the mud wouldn't get into his wound.
The rain was now coming down in buckets. The crowd was chanting, "NO
RAIN! NO RAIN!" My tee shirt clung to my body showing every curve. It was
hard walking in the muddy red clay, with my breasts swinging with every
step, throwing me off balance, however we gals must have looked good,
because several guys offered to share their tent with Phil, George and
me, but zit faced Ernie had to sleep under a piece of plastic with
Leslie, Pam, Gail, and Kirk.
Wavy Gravy woke everyone up with an announcement over the speakers that
breakfast was now being served. It was some kind of mush with a slight
peanut taste to it, it wasn't as bad as it sounded.
There running around in the mud was Roofus fully intact, in fact he was
no longer neutered, other then that he was exactly the same as before the
trip. I found the others and they has already taken the same douse they
had before and were awaiting changing back to their old bodies.
Phil looked at me and said, "Look Scotty, this seams like a warped
version of 'Let's Make a Deal', and I'm not going to take what's behind
curtain number 3. I don't want to get 'zonked'. An' like being a hot
chick ain't half bad. Those guys I was sliding in the mud with, were
willing give me their dry blankets and shared the last of their food with
me. A feller could get used to this. Hard to believe the government
declared this a disaster area, I'm having the grooviest time of my life,
man."
Jack and Sue also decided to live out their lives in their new sexes, but
I knew if I didn't turn back my life would be ruined. No football
scholarship, no big fraternity man, and I didn't want to be a chubby big
breasted bimbo.
This time no body's face melted, John started shrinking and getting
younger while the others were getting older. Soon Ernie's body looked
just like mine, getting older and heavier every minute. Pam started going
bald, and growing a pot belly. Leslie was turning gray along with Kirk
and Gail. Pam's ears now sported cotton balls of hair. They looked in
shock at each other as the changes progressed.
"What's happening to us? This didn't happen to Roofus after I gave him a
hit of the acid," said Pam.
"Bad trip sis, cause like I gave him a hit too after you had forgotten
to, we should have taken 2 hits each," I said. As John was now in the
body of a 5 year old crying, for his Mommy.
I looked at my brother, as his body got older and fatter it became very
familiar, in fact everyone's body got more a bit more familiar. All who
had taken the first hits of, the strange brown goo, started growing
wrinkles. Except for John who was growing younger Kirk's legs were
turning blue with varicoses and his hair was totally gray. Then I saw
why. Each of them except Pam looked exactly like our parents. Pam however
was the twin of Mr. Hankie, our milk man. Ernie got so fat that his shirt
started ripping off reveling a body raged with saggy breasts,
stretchmarks, and our Mother's appendix scar.
Then I felt my body start to change. As Kirk started screaming, "NO GOD
PLEASE! I CAN'T BE HER!"
The hysteria continued as my clothes got tighter. My clothes ripped off
of me just like Ernie's had as my body weight more then doubled. My
breasts inched down towards my navel, and my arms were now larger then my
legs had been. I felt tired and had a sharp pain in my back. I looked at
George who now was his Mother's twin as well, he was crying almost as
much as me.
As I stood there naked, my friends were no longer crying. Gail's hair was
now in a crew cut, and she was yelling at the hippies to get a hair cut.
While Kirk told the hippies that smoking maryjane would cause them to
jump off a bridge, or give birth to deformed babies. Sis was telling
them they all needed to be in the army and kill commies. Leslie tried to
pick a fight with a white boy and his negro girlfriend sounding like the
grand wizard from the K.K.K. My brother kept yelling to turn down that
racket.
The bad vibes were all around us. I slapped Ernie in the face saying,
"Whats wrong with you, you love 10 Years After?"
Ernie just gave me a strange look, as he slapped the joint out of a
hippies hand, and said, "Couldn't they get anyone good like Mitch Miller
and the Gang?"
Pam looked at the nude body of Ernie and started ripping off her clothes,
then she and Ernie ran behind a bush and started making love, as Ernie
said, Hey big boy be careful, we don't want my husband catching us.
Our other friends were soon out of sight, as they were chasing and
telling off the hippies.
George pulled the brown acid out of his pocket, looked at me and said,
"We'd better take another hit, nothing could be worse that becoming our
parents."
Then the rocking sound of 10 Years After, was starting to sound like
hammers beating against my head. We took another of the acid, and
prayed..............
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