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writing this story about my hot mom BHANUMATHI, usually called BHANU. In this story I tell you how she became a prostitute. BHANU mom has a fair complexion, her vital stats are 38-30-40. She is now 39 years old. She was the marketing manager in a MNC firm before she became a prostitute. She has taught me sex at a very young age of 8 and how I came through her pussy to this world.After finishing dinner at the restaurant at night 10 O’clock, mom and I were walking towards home. Mom looked very...
Hi! Guys this is Arjun, age 20 writing this story about my hot mom BHANUMATHI, usually called BHANU. In this story I tell you how she became a prostitute. BHANU mom has a fair complexion, her vital stats are 38-30-40. She is now 39 years old. She was the marketing manager in a MNC firm before she became a prostitute. She has taught me sex at a very young age of 8 and how I came through her pussy to this world. After finishing dinner at the restaurant at night 10 O’clock, mom and I were walking...
IncestThis story is about my wife rittu.and how I made her a five star prostitute.I got married to rittu in 2004 and before my marriage I used to fuck all types of prostitutes in all shapes and sizes.Some were very high class prostitutes and sometimes I used to pick up from roads. I had a very erotic sexual life After my marriage I stopped fucking prostitutes and all my concentration was on fucking rittu.I used to fuck her like a whore and make her do all wild things as a first class whore. I even...
-finali is over!! Alex says after a hard day at work. He was the last one in, all his co-workers were gone, now to go home have a few beers, a movie and go to sleep….a blowjob would be good to but he didn’t have a girlfriend ore a friend with benefits, he was all alone….life wasn’t easy, couldnt remember when was the last time he got a good fuck or a handjob, only porn and self satisfaction was his option. As he was walking to his car the only thing on his mind was a warm mouth ore pussy on...
Joanna stood on the street corner and casually shifted her posture from one leg to the other. So far it had been a quiet evening for her with few punters around. Not many girls were plying the streets either. She’d had one customer earlier. He had been an Asian guy in a Toyota who’d stopped asking for business and after she’d explained the she was a cross dresser and he had readily agreed to anal sex .He was young, quite handsome and had treated her with kindness and respect. They’d driven to a...
hi guys this Arjun back with the stories about my hot prostitute mom BHANUMATHI. This is the continuation from part1 . Mom was holding the strangers cock and asking ” AOGE KYA”. THEY used to ask mom’s rate and due to the huge amount used to walk away. Then a sumo car with 6 big men stopped in front of mom. All the men got down and came towards mom and one of the men asked mom,” tere chooth ko chohdne ke liye kya rate hai RANDI? (what is the rate to fuck you prostitute?) and smacked on mom’s...
IncestAnother fine day at Patel’s residence and Ashok was devouring the amazing breakfast his wife Savita made for him. As usual, Savita’s mom Menaka was grumpy and despised Ashok. Savita was happy with Ashok except in bed. Uncle Ji was late. Savita thought Uncle Ji was depressed since he was the only one who didn’t get any action last day. Even though Menaka never liked Uncle Ji, she walked towards his room to wake him up on Savita’s request. Knocking a few times on the door, she grabbed the handle...
Indian Submissive cuckold husbandsJul 30, 2013how my wife became prostituteThis story is about my wife rittu with whom I got married in 2004 and before my marriage I used to fuck prostitutes.I used to spend lots of money fucking whores of different age caste colour and creed..I had a real liking for prostitutes and often used to bring them to my flatAfter my marriage I used to fuck rittu like a whore making her do all the things which I used to get done from a whore.I used to make her wear...
It was an old bowling alley, probably built in the early 1950's when the freeways were just starting to make their way this far out of the city. It contained 30 lanes, a counter where the shoes were stored and the games where paid for, a snack bar, and a separate bar/restaurant. Oh, it had all the other "usuals," a trophy case and a ball cleaner. In short, it looked just like a bowling alley from the 1950's in the suburbs of a large East Coast city. I married her right before I was...
This story is about my wife rittu with whom I got married in 2004 and before my marriage my marriage I used to fuck prostitutes.I used to spend lots of money fucking whores of different age caste colour and creed..I had a real liking for prostitutes and often used to bring them to my flatAfter my marriage I used to fuck rittu like a whore making her do all the things which I used to get done from a whore.I used to make her wear tight jeans and skimpy top with sexy netted bra and panty inside...
This story is about my wife rittu with whom I got married in 2004 and before my marriage I used to fuck prostitutes.I used to spend lots of money fucking whores of different age caste colour and creed..I had a real liking for prostitutes and often used to bring them to my flat After my marriage I used to fuck rittu like a whore making her do all the things which I used to get done from a whore.I used to make her wear tight jeans and skimpy top with sexy netted bra and panty inside and then I...
Hi, my name is Shreya (name changed). I am a former air hostess and currently a high profile prostitute. I have a figure that every man would want to have. Let me describe myself. My breasts are of size 36 uplifted which makes them look bigger and pointed. I have a 38 size hip and 32 size waist. I hope you can imagine my figure now. My skin tone is white and my eyes are black. I have a cute smile and an amazing cheekbone. I have little brown hairs and goes till my back. My height is 5.7...
PART 2: Molly became aware of her surroundings. Near the end of the very dimly lit alley, she realized it was a good block back to the main street. She only guessed at the hour, figuring she had been fucked for almost two hours. Looking around some more, she found her clothes. Wrinkled a little, but intact just the same. Slowly, she began to get dressed. Her white panties were stretched out a little, but served to help keep the sperm from running too much down her tan thighs. Next she pulled...
Hi, my name is Robin (name changed) and I am from Delhi. This incident is about how I fall for a prostitute. So, let’s start the story. At that time, I was around 23 and I was into masturbation a lot. I used to masturbate a lot. So one day, my friends decided to take me to a place where magic happens. Yes, they took me to a so called brothel. At first, I was not really interested but then after few forcing from my friend, I tried to give it a shot as I found sex really crazy. So I started...
Oh, heavens, I knew I shouldn’t have taken this short cut! Ironically, I did so in order to avoid exactly this kind of trouble. I am walking on my own along this back street, past some small factories and occasional houses, and it is quite deserted – or it was, until a few seconds ago. I had just come level with the entrance of a side-turning, an alley wide enough for a delivery truck to go down, when you stepped out of it to confront me. There are two other girls with you, looking...
This story relates to my wife rittu with whom I got married in 2004 and before my marriage I used to fuck lots of prostitutes of all age .I had a special prostitute named muskan and she use to give me a wild sex giving me all positions to fuck and eshe even used to allow me to fuck her ass and used to take all my cum in her mouth.After my marriage with rittu I stopped seeing muskan or any other prostitutes and was enjoying the sexy body of my younf wife.Rittu was however not accomplished in...
My name is Otto. I'm 13 since last month and just started the new school year of 6th grade. My life wasn't the best as it was for my friends. Well at least I thought they were. Not so long ago was it that my best friend Alex said if we kissed the girls would love me forever. So in the middle of our old grade school playground me and my best friend kissed. I didn't know then that kissing another boy was so bad. But either way kids all around laughed at me. Alex laughed too, I couldn't...
The details, add up, false eyelashes, producing a dark flair to smoky eyes, a newly found crystal necklace, pink and lavender glass, found at a bold spontaneous visit to the thrift store. Black basic silk skirt, mid thigh, smooth shaven legs. I'd been walking quite often and my shape was svelt and slim. Into the night I went closing the door behind me and walking under the trees to the familiar walkways, the night air felt wonderful on my legs and bare shoulders, Dior bag slung...
This is the story of my wife Rittu whom I got married in1996 she is white complexion tall and fairly attractive her boobs are 36 and her ass is 38. She is innocent and belongs to a middle class family we were living a happily married life and as the time passed I somehow got bored of her and then I started visiting prostitutes. I really used to fuck everyday with different prostitutes some were attractive some were ugly some I used to fuck them in their ass.In the meanwhile when I used to fuck...
Disclaimer: This story is my intellectual property, and should be treated as such, do not plagiarize, or post without permission. If it is not legal to view writings that are sexually explicit and have themes of bondage, feminization and other deviant sexual experiences: don't read this. Don't read it, if it is not legal to do so where you live. Going any further is of your own free will, and responsibility is solely on yourself. Synopsis: Mistress Dyvia collects a new toy from a...
The night was warm for a Friday, most summer nights was so hot you would sweat even in the shade. Jasper made his way home as fast as he could for he knew that his mom was on a date and would be out till midnight at some party, and he also needed to relieve the pressure that has built up in his still hard cock, thinks to his bitch of a girlfriend. As he walked in to the house he ran up to his room pulling off his cloths until he was naked, he sat down on his bed and started to stroke his hard...
A short story about a 34-year-old college teacher in a new town. He went for a stroll, out and about. Takes a wrong turn and got chaste straight up an alleyway. He is taken, used, and abused by several mostly younger black men at the back-door of the Blue Oyster bar. Once the men are done with him, he is left tied-up in the alley at the gay leather bar. A college dude master shows him the ropes. Tying him up, hanging his body from the ceiling. Again the professor gets used viciously. But he...
Hello, guys, let me tell about myself I’m Abhi, I stay in Hyderabad. I’m 5’11, juicy uncut Indian dick which is 5 and a half inches. The hero of this story and the person who help me lose my virginity was my cousin. We grew up together. He showed me the first porn movie, we used to call the bf (blue film) back then I was in the intermediate 1st year, which is in 2007 I guess. Lol. I watched a lot of porn after that, my day wouldn’t end if I don’t masturbate at least once. I was in b.Tech 2nd...
If you have not read my earlier stories of this series, I highly recommend you to go and check these out. I had too much sex while I was prostituting in Dubai. I got back to India, and I completed the contract with the escort company. I had done too much slavery for clients and now wanted a peaceful life. After coming back to india, I got married. My husband is currently working in a reputed organization. He is mostly busy with work but provides me with whatever I wanted, except satisfying sex....
If you have not read my earlier stories of this series, I highly recommend you to go and check these out. I had too much sex while I was prostituting in Dubai. I got back to India, and I completed the contract with the escort company. I had done too much slavery for clients and now wanted a peaceful life. After coming back to india, I got married. My husband is currently working in a reputed organization. He is mostly busy with work but provides me with whatever I wanted, except satisfying sex....
Hi friends, indru tamil kama kathaiyil en sontha thangaiyai epadi oothen endra kudumba tamil kama kathaiyai ungal idam pagirugiren. Vaarungal tamil kama kathaikul selalam, en peyar prathap vayathu 28 aagugirathu. Enaku oru thangi irukiraal aval peyar mala vayathu 26 aagugirathu, avaluku innum thirumanam seiya vilai Avaluku thirumanam seithu vaikum alavirku engal idam ipozhuthu panam ilai, loan apply seithu atharkaaga kathukondu irukirom. Naan oru kama veriyan eppozhuthu pen kidaikum avargalai...
Gezinsthe****ute Mirthe is de vervanger van B en een bloedmooie blonde vrouw met lang krullend haar van ongeveer 48 jaar. tijdens de huisbezoeken laat ik altijd mijn ogen over haar lichaam glijden met de hoop dat ik een glimp van haar bh kan opvangen.Op een dag kwam Mirthe onverwachts op huisbezoek. Ze belde aan en ik maakte open. Ik zei,"Goedemorgen, hadden we een afspraak?" "Nee hoor, maar ik was in de buurt en dacht dat we misschien een evaluatie gesprek konden houden,"zei ze."Kom binnen,"...
I awoke to find myself in a soft bed, a thick, comfortable blanket pulled over me. The walls around me were wooden, but looked very solid. Sunlight washed into the room through an open window. I could hear children playing outside. My body felt sore and complained as I tried to move. "Rest," an enchanting female voice said to me. Another elf woman stood not far from the bed, wetting a cloth in a bowl of water that sat against the wall. I laid back down, heeding her instructions. "Where...
George Foster was determined to make this evening memorable. It wouldn’t be his final night with Sylvia, physically at least. It would be their final after-school evening, and he had run out of excuses. He would have to tell her tomorrow that he had decided to take the job in Canada. It wouldn’t be their last night in the same apartment, their last night in the same bed. It probably wouldn’t even end their sex together. Sylvia enjoyed that as much as he did, and it wasn’t as if he was...
Sylvia Jennings thought that George was utterly transparent. Intelligent, yes, but she could read all his thoughts from his actions. She soaped herself slowly under the shower and thought about him. For all his talk about ‘celebration’, for example, he wanted morning sex. He thought that spoiling her the night before would get her in the mood this morning. And, of course, he was right. Not that getting her in the mood took as much effort as he put into it. She enjoyed the sex, and she didn’t...
Hi friends, indru kathaiyil en nanbanai kathal seithu emathiriya pennai ootha kathaiyai ungal idam pagirugiren. En tamil kathaiyai inaiya thalathil pathivu seithatharku nandri, en peyar pradeep vayathu 21 aagugirathu. En nanbanai oru pen kathal seithu matter mudinthathum kayati vitu vitaal, athanaal naan avalai usar seithu hardcore seiyanum endru mudithu seithen. En nanban enaku nanban endru kanbithukolamal aval idam muthal muthalil pesi pazhaga aarambithen. Aval pathini pola en idam nadika...
Hi friends, indru tamil kama kathaiyil en kanavanuku theriyamal ilamaiyaana kaal kathalanai eppadi love seithen endra kathaiyai ungal idam pagirugiren. Vaarungal tamil kama kathaikul selalam, enathu peyar jaya vayathu 36 agugirathu. Enaku thirumanam aagi oru paiyan irukiraan pinbu en kanavanuku vayathu 42 agugirathu. Naan santhoshamaaga thaan vaazhnthu vanthukondu irunthen, naan oru teacheraaga velai paarthu varugiren. Naan velai seiyum classku arugil oru veedu irukirathu, antha veetil oru...
Hi friends, indru sex kathaiyil auntyai usar seithu eppadi matter adithen enbathai ungalidam pagirugiren. En peyar Seenu. Vayathu 21 aagugirathu. Naan ithu naal varai entha penaiyum sex seithathu kidaiyaathu. Naan engineering padithu varugiren, enathu nanbargal oru naal theaterku ennai azhaithaargal. Naangal neraga bar seithu saraku adithom, appozhuthu bagubali padam oodi kondu irunthathu. Naangal oru gramathil irukum theaterku sendru irunthom. Angu pothuvaga pengal athigam vara matargal,...
I was standing on one of Portland’s trendier neighborhood’s streets, waiting when a homeless person had approached me. “Have a good day…” he mumbled, wandering off into the evening’s gathering darkness. These people were as integral to Portland’s urban fabric as roses, bikes or beer. In truth, my wallet was straining with cash. I had swung by work after class and picked up my weeks’ worth of tips for tonight. It was date night. Checking my phone, I saw Alyssa’s message: “Be there in 5! My...
As I mentioned in the story of the Motel I became a window peeper after the countless times peeping thru the Motel windows. As I walked around my neighborhood,I knew the house's that had women living there. There was this house across the alley and 3 house's away from where I was living. There was this woman and her 2 roommates that had been living there for around 10 years as well as some other neighbors I used to walk past but never did anything. The first time I just cut between the yards...
The night was getting dark and cold, it had been a good night though. Out drinking with my friends on a proper girly night out we had visited quite a number of pubs and clubs Many of my friends had ended up going off with a bunch of guys, I even got hit on by a fair few myself but I’ve always considered myself to be a faithful and loyal person and would never cheat of my husband no matter how tempting the offers had been. As soon as my best friend Kelly disappeared off with some fellow she knew...
The night before I had flown to this far town from home, to participate in a very boring conference. During the day I had assisted; it was at the same hotel I was staying there.After a light dinner, I decided to take a walk out of the hotel and then I went to a bar for some drinks. There I met a handsome black guy, who invited me some margaritas as we chatted.A while later I was walking around town, a little bit tipsy. I feared that black guy could had slipped something into my drink. All I...
These last six months have been horrible. My husband Tom has been totally consumed with his work at the corporation. This past week Tom and I traveled to New York city to the corporation headquarters, hopefully to seal a multi-million dollar deal. The company he works for put us in a beautiful Hotel, completely paid for by the corporation. Tom was within walking distance of the headquarters building. By Wednesday he would know if six months of work was successful. Six months of making...
Introduction: My sexy wife goes out to meet up with a friend and tease him Sharing Cindy Chapter 27 Cindy Teases at the Bowling Alley Back in Chapter 16 (Cindy Fucks the Bartender) I introduced a guy that Cindy met when she worked a Ducks Unlimited event and he happened to be the bartender there. She definitely enjoyed being with him and wanted to experience him once again. This is the second time they were together. After meeting and fucking Biff (yeah I know, but that was what he wanted to...
How I got my wife to become A PROSTITUTE & A WHORE BY Ben Dover 2006 This is absolutely a TRUE story. It happened in the mid 1990’s and lasted about 5 years. To start off with I’ll give you some information about my wife at that time. Her name is Mary she is about 5 ft. tall with brown eyes and brown hair and she’s about 100 lbs. Her measurements are 32A 24 36. She was in her late 30’s then. When I met her she was divorced and had (3) three...
Genesis 38 King James Version 11 Then said Judah to Tamar his daughter in law, Remain a widow at thy father's house, till Shelah my son be grown: for he said, Lest peradventure he die also, as his brethren did. And Tamar went and dwelt in her father's house. 12 And in process of time the daughter of Shuah Judah's wife died; and Judah was comforted, and went up unto his sheepshearers to Timnath, he and his friend Hirah the Adullamite. 13 And it was told Tamar, saying, Behold thy father...
TabooHow I got my wife to become A PROSTITUTE & A WHORE BY Ben Dover 2006 This is absolutely a TRUE story. It happened in the mid 1990’s and lasted about 5 years. To start off with I’ll give you some information about my wife at that time. Her name is Mary she is about 5 ft. tall with brown eyes and brown hair and she’s about 100 lbs. Her measurements are 32A 24 36. She was in her late 30’s then. When I met...
VoyeurShe stood with her back to me, her pale blue jeans stretched tight in all the right places. I admired my Moms slightly pear shaped arse that the denim outlined perfectly. And when she turned the tightness of the material meant with little to no slack, the jeans clung to her legs and tightly around her crotch and must be tight up to her slit. “Why Melanie?” I asked. I saw Mom stiffen slightly at the name. She attempted and failed to sound matter of factly “What sweetie”. “Why did you decide...
Note : This story is completely fictional! I am Tiffany, 18 years of age. My mom Angie, 49 and dad Steven, 55 is divorced and they have been living separately for about 10 years now. I have been staying with my mom ever since the divorce and my dad never came to visit me not even once after the divorce. Just recently I asked mom why they got divorced and she told me that my dad was an alcoholic and a flirt. He even fucked his own sister she told. He was a sick and a pervert. That’s why she...
IncestAfter telling a few xhamster friends about this story, they told me I must add it to my profile stories, So here it is. This story took place years ago when I was in my mid twenties. Back then I was always on this porn site called, "anywebcam.com". It has since closed and become something different. It was a sex site with personal cameras. I would go on often, and had many followers. There was one guy in particular that I chatted with every day. Even though we never met, somehow we thought it...
This story was inspired by a cyber fucking I had last night...xxxxwe are in a night club on the crowded dance floor. I'm dancing my ass off, in a clingy dress, my bra is showing, im sweaty. the drinks have been flowing all night as its so hot in here. I take my water bottle and pour some on my chest to cool off. Showing my very ample chest for everyone to see, I have my back to you grinding my butt against your crotch. i can feel your cock growing againts my ass cheeks, your hands are...
My name is Tracy, and my husband Ed and I are twenty-three years old and live in a suburb of Baton Rouge with our six-month-old son. We met at the petrochemical company where we both worked until I was laid off. When we were both working our combined wages were enough to afford the home we purchased, but we couldn’t afford it after I lost my job.I got that job right out of high school and worked in the office as a production clerk. With just a high school education and my only experience being...
CuckoldHi everyone of indian sex stories dot net, my name is ramya. As I said this is a true story of my life as a prostitute and I will tell you guys about my journey in six parts. Hope you guys like it. I now have a body stats of 36-25-37 but four years back I was a bit more chubby and had bigger boobs. I am 38 years now and I have a daughter who is 18. I used to work as an accountant in a government office in hyderabad but I quit the job as I came into this field. I was married at a young age of 20...
Ippozhuthu naan kalluriyil iruthi aandu padithu varugiren, enathu peyar kamal vayathu 23. Naan niraiya vibachaarigalai panam koduthu oothu irukiren. Aanal en vaazhvile sexyaaga thevidiyaavai eppadi oothen enbathai intha il ungalidam solla aasai padugiren. Naan chennaiyil oru thaniyaar kalluriyil padithu varugiren. Vibachaara pathumaigal endraal enaku miga pidikum, athilum sexyaaga irukum pathumaigalai ooka manam kenjum. En veetil konjam pana vasathi irupathaal maathathirku 4 muraiyaavathu...
Hi friends, en peyar Meenachi, vayathu 35 aagugirathu. Enaku iru pasangal irukiraargal, avargal schoolku sendru kondu irukiraargal. En kanavanuku 45 vayathu aagugirathu. Ippozhuthu ellam en kanavan ennai sex seivathe ilai naan eppozhuthum iravil en kanavna udan sex seiyalam endru ninaikum pozhuthu avar asanthu poi thungi vidugiraar. Intha vayathil thaan enaku athigamaaga moodu erugirathu, pengal 35 vayathil irunthu 40 vayathu varai thanga mudiyaatha kuthi aripu ear padum. Avargal athai...
Hi friends, en peyar Meenachi, vayathu 35 aagugirathu. Enaku iru pasangal irukiraargal, avargal schoolku sendru kondu irukiraargal. En kanavanuku 45 vayathu aagugirathu. Ippozhuthu ellam en kanavan ennai sex seivathe ilai naan eppozhuthum iravil en kanavna udan sex seiyalam endru ninaikum pozhuthu avar asanthu poi thungi vidugiraar. Intha vayathil thaan enaku athigamaaga moodu erugirathu, pengal 35 vayathil irunthu 40 vayathu varai thanga mudiyaatha kuthi aripu ear padum. Avargal athai...
Standing at the bar I look around the club, feeling slightly over whelmed. I am new to all of this. My girlfriend had insisted that I join her. While this is not really a "sex club", it is very close. Most of the people are here for only one thing, and are practically doing that "one thing" on the dance floor. Some with many partners. I do have to say it has been an interesting night so far. My girlfriend is out on the dance floor with some of her regular friends having a good time. I am...
Straight SexI was taking a short cut thru a dark alley on my way home. I was about 3/4 of the way thru when a group of men entered the alley in front of me. They had been to a baseball game and had been drinking. One of them stepped next to the building to take a piss. I couldn't help but glance at his cock. One of the men caught me looking. "Dude, this guy is checking out your dick," he stammered. "You looking at my dick, man?" the pisser asked. "Um, yeah, I guess I was," I admitted. "That's a fat fucker...
You look at the car keys in his hands as you go through a mental dilemma. You haven't drunk that much, but it is still unwise to get in your car. After a couple of minutes, you put the car keys back in your pockets and start walking towards the bus stop. It is quite late in the night, the time probably being around 3:30 am with the streets completely deserted. Walking down the boulevard, you reflect on your cold and dimly-lit surroundings. You had always hated Rolcombe, the shadiest part of...
TranssexualIn Part 1 of the story I explained that my name is Madison (Maddie), and that my husband, Jason, and I were twenty-four years old and had just moved to Charlotte from Minneapolis for a promotion to the home office of the bank that he worked for. I previously had a job in marketing and sales but was unable to find work right away in Charlotte. Jason enlisted me to help with getting some signatures from some of the owners in our condominium complex.I met two Armenian brothers, Sergey and Bacchus,...
FetishHi, guys. My name is Reeti Saxena. Thank you for all the love you have shown. If you are new, please read . You will like them. Today my story is different. This is the story of my friend Kumari. A few weeks back, I was on a film shoot in Kolkata. It was a brothel scene. I was one of the female actors there. There I saw my old friend. I will not tell you her name. Now people call her Kumari. She looks very different now. She was a thin black girl in school. But now she has become fair, has hot...
You’re my best friend in the world and I need to update you with something important. I tried calling several times, but with the time difference we always seem to miss each other so I decided to just write it all down. I’m sorry for sending such a lengthy email but I really need to get this off my chest. Before I get into that, let me tell you how happy I am for you! I saw the picture of your baby bump that you posted and you look adorable! I definitely want to be Auntie Joanne. I don’t care...
Straight SexSo there I was completely naked except for a pair of sneakers shimmying down the side of my brand new house after midnight trying to not to snag my dick on the gutters as I followed Stacy out of my window. I was wondering how she talked me into this because I honestly don’t remember. “You don’t shave your ball hair?” she asked me. “How come you have on clothes, and I don’t?” I asked. “I told you that I have my period,” she looked down at the street. I didn’t know anything about periods. I...