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Sleeping Beauty-ish By Shawna Stimple "Damn!" Eugene Wilson exclaimed as he ran down the street, trying to find anywhere that would cut his hair. It was Christmas break, nineteen sixty five, and his mother decided it was the perfect time for family photos. His sister would be home from college, and it was the first time that they had seen her since she had left. Mrs. Wilson thought that it would be the perfect occasion for a photo, helping them to remember that time in their...
Anisha and her sister Manisha, both of them stood there like ‘Dreamgirls’ in the lingerie they were wearing. Ravishing, sexy, hot and fucking desirable. I could never imagine or ask for a better birthday gift. Anisha asked me who looks better. I said both of you are really sexy and beautiful. Anisha asked me to check if someone was around. Fortunately, no one was around. Anisha stepped out and pulled me in the trial room and locked it. She made me sit on the stool and sat on my lap kissing my...
Great satisfying things happen unexpectedly. This was one such instance where we both desired more from each other. She was an amazing lusty, hot bomb. Ready for any adventure, taking every experience with her to a new height. Vinay here from Chennai. After spending unforgettable times with Anisha during Christmas Eve we started meeting frequently. We used to meet at malls or some restaurants to spend quality time with each other. Moving beyond sexual encounters towards more trust and mutual...
We finished eating at the restaurant. Then Anisha invited me to her flat for the biggest surprise of my birthday. We drove to her flat. It was a neatly maintained 2 BHK flat. There was a cake ready for me. I was so happy that she had taken care to make it a memorable birthday. Once the cake was cut both the sisters started to apply the cream on my face. I do not generally like it. But I did not want to spoil the fun. We were enjoying and suddenly Anisha asked us to stop. She came to me and took...
Hi Everybody. This is a Telugu Story written in Roman Script. It is not a short story But I hope you all will enjoy it.Ma illu first floor lo vuntundi. kinda ground floor lo house owners vuntarru. Kanni pillalu chudadaniki anni USA vellaru. ma pakkana illu votti ground floor.Ma rendu illa madhyana gap challa thakuva. samayamu summurga udayamu 11 ayyi vunda vachuu. nennu newspaper thirgestunna. appuddu vehicle vachi aggina sound vinnapadindhi. yevarra anni paiki legisi chusannu. voka truck aggi...
Manisha and I were left alone as Anisha went out to get some drinks. Manisha was now ready for a fuck and wanted me to be the one to take her virginity. We were turned on and we were completely wet. Her alluring body aroused me to the core and had set the mood for a raunchy encounter. I moved my hands up and started to squeeze her melons little roughly. She moaned and held my fingers and asked me to squeeze then hard. I took a little cream from the dining table on my palm. I gently applied them...
Hi mera name Rahul Hai and Mai Rajasthan mai rahta hu. Mujhe iss ki stories bhaut achi lagti hai. Mujhe mummy ki chudai ki stories bhaut pasand hai. Aaj mai aapko apni mummy ki story sunuga ki kese mummy and malish wala ke beech sharirik sambandh bane phir mere dost ne mummy ko black mail ker ke choda. Mere ghar mai sirf teen hi log hai, papa,mummy and mai. Papa private job company mai kerte hai, mummy house wife hai and mai college mai hu. Mummy ki age 48 years hai and unka figure 34 38 40...
This is not a story, it’s my real life occurrence and it has happened hardly 15-20 days back from the day I have started writing down. I won’t say I am very regular reader of this blog but yes I access this blog twice or maximum thrice a week. Truly speaking friends while reading posts of this blog or any other such blog I never believed that incidents and happening s written on this blog are actually true, they always seemed fantasies to me but now I have started believing that such things...
IncestThis story uses comic book characters owned by DC/Warner Bros./TW and does so strictly on a fanfic parody type basis with no money to be gained by the author or anyone who posts it. It is free to be posted on any site wishing to do so, provided the author is given credit. The Body Mod Machine by Steve Zink Jimmy Olsen, the brash young photographer and reporter for the Daily Planet who worked alongside his friends Clark Kent and Lois Lane, knew about the Kandorian Body...
On a message board that hasn't had a serious update to its formatting in the better part of a decade, h-games are deposited, and links to download terabytes of illicit images are stored, from the most well-known vanilla games to the sickest things that aren't hosted on anything but the darkest part of the internet. For one hour one night, a link was posted, and the subsequent zip file was downloaded by only about a couple hundred people. That zip file contained an APK that was a little over a...
FetishSo there I was chatting to a guy on fabguys we have been chatting for ages ! (weeks) time came when he was passing in his truck! we planed on meeting at montford bridge picnic site at 10 ish ! ive seen his photos 10ins thick and very hard cock x so i worn my very short denim micro mini skirt a very tight tshirt so my Gcup tittys could be shown off! tanned shaven legs and platform very high heels to show off my legs my red long hair full make up and jizz glasses! oh and no pantys just my cock...
Hi all, this is completely fiction, idea is to write erotica on different aspects of it, which helps the arousal around, mail me on for feedbacks, please respect girls, I do. This happens every time, some body asks for a help, you help and the benefits are long lasting. Hi I am raj, I own an empire of businesses, which my dad has left for me to handle, I don’t handle much, if you have filthy money working hard is the last thing you want, I like all good things in life, girls being one, I am...
Hi thi issliye kafi jaldi ghul mill gayi.usski figure dekh ajj sudhir ka mann machal gaya.ajj raat to apni biwi ki bhi acche se thukai kiya,usse kya malum tha buddhe ko TANISHA ne pagal bana diya hai. Next din hi TANISHA ka saman lekar kuch worker aa gaye aur shift karwa diye.ussne batay ki usski ek friend ,jo khud bhi ek airhostess hai 2 din baad anne wali hai,actually usski new shadi hui hai issliye ussne leave le rakhi hai.TANISHA ka sudhir ke flat me khub anna jana laga rahta ,kabhi usski...
It was a Saturday morning. My friend Adhira had brought her friend Ishita to our trekking. We were three guys with three bikes. There were three girls including my friend and Ishita. Ishita had got on my bike as those guys were couples and I was the only single guy in that group. Ishita must be around 24-25 years old, with beautiful oval shape face and high cheekbones. Her fair skin was glowing in the early morning sun. She was lean and strong. She was wearing a grey tank top scooped a little...
E-mail/Skype: [email protected] I'm a 22yo sex-addicted Bi college guy from the Netherlands with three passions in life: Fitness, writing, and sex. But to be honest, I only like to write about sex. I only write about Real-Life events. The names, however, have been altered to ensure everybody's privacy. My stories also are posted at cocktalebar.tumblr.com 16...ish A story about a boy called Sam that happened about half a year ago. I was 21 at the time, and it proved...
This is a work of FICTION for ADULTS only. Do NOT read this if you are under 18 or if you are not an adult according to the laws of your state or country. Do NOT read this if you are offended by fantasies involving sexually explicit material. A walk on the wild(ish) side... By Bethany Jacques The breeze blows gently Cool across my nylonned thighs I step out of the door Across the threshold of my house For the very first time Shaking as the realisation hits me I can't be doing...
It was a hot summer day. The summer party at the lake started at noon. When I arrived it was already quite crowded at the beach. I got myself a beer and walked around a bit so say hello to old friends and checkout the girls that I knew would be there. To my disappointment, it was the usual crowd and not a lot of new people had shown up to the party. The ladies were either ladies I already had a history with or in a liaison with some of my friends. Strolling around, engaged in small talk, I...
MasturbationHello friends, this is my second story on iss and I am submitting this after a very long gap of almost 4 years. Well this is from one of the gay encounter I had recently with my masseur or desi bhasha mein kahe ‘maalishwala’. Haan to ab main hindi mein apni kahani batata hoon. Pehle thoda da introduction mera. Main 26 saal ka thoda mota da ladka hoon aur mere thodi chaati fooli hui hai jisko hum mardana chooche bhi keh sakte hain. Vaise to mujhe ladkiyaan bhi pasand hai but abhi tak virgin hone...
Gay MaleOn Saturday morning I went to Bernie's house by bike. Most of the trip was along cycle paths but Mum is a bit of a worrier and asked me to ring her when I got there. I rang the bell while I was telling Mum I had arrived and had just hung up when Belle answered the door. "Hi Belle, is it OK if I leave my bike in your porch?" I asked, "I don't want it stolen." "Yes, sure, but didn't you get Bernie's text?" I looked back at my phone and indeed there was a text in the inbox. I read...
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Standard disclaimer Standard disclaimer Story Codes: M/f, F/f, MF/f, Bestiality, Enema, Modification, Size, Toys, Watersport, D/s. B/D, S/M, Slavery, Slow, Real, Humiliation, Torture, NC, Extreme, Heavy, Serious Synopsis:? Extreme and detailed modification of my ex-fiance. Starting mild then morphing into nullification and other freakyness over a two year period.? IntroductionThis is a story of forced extreme female modification in a almost non-consensual relationship with an ex.?...
Hi friends…Ishita ki kahaani – part 1 pasand karne ke liye bahut bahut thanks….Ye usi kahani ka second part hai….Waise to ye kahani mr.A* ke naam se publish ho rahi hai, par kyunki mujhse bahut se logon ne poocha hai ki ishita kaun hai, to main aapko bta doon ki ye kahani maine likhi hai aur ye meri hi kahani hai..Bas acchi story banane ke liye kuch baatein add ki hain….Agaar aapko ye second part bhi utna hi pasand aaya hai to please mujhe inform kijiye…Meri email id hai Ishita ki kahaani –...
I had just finished my first year of college and my mom and dad insisted that I go with them on a quick summer trip to visit one of mom’s old college buddies in Austin, Texas. Normally, I don’t mind such gatherings, but for some reason or another, Austin just didn’t appeal to me. I had been there many years before and didn’t find the city attractive. When we arrived, there were the customary hugs and greetings- since our family is Hispanic. (You have to love a culture that embraces hugging!) I...
First TimeBernie rang me as soon as she got home. I asked how her aunt was and it seemed things were not so bad. They had started her on antibiotics and they think things should clear up. "Anyway it's you I really want to see. Can you come round now?" "Well, I've got to finish washing up the tea things and I'll be round. Actually Mum says she'll finish up so I'm on my way." I kissed Mum to say thanks and Dad offered to give me a lift so I was back at Bernie's house in record time. Belle...
Hi all my ISS reading fans, this is Atul once again. Today is the last day of my annual leave and now today I will narrate the story of Ishita, with whom I spent 3 nights last week. So here I go. I meet Ishita in Mumbai and spent one night with her in hotel, I promised her that we will meet once again during my annual leave. She also promised me to call me up when her husband will be out again during my annual leave. So, one day, I was sleeping in my bedroom and my mobile buzzed. I opened my...
Hi, guys and girls my name is Dhruv and I’m 29 years old. My dick size is 8″, 6 ft tall, broad shoulders with an athletic build from Delhi. Any girl wants to have some fun (especially from Delhi) can contact me at my email id and also don’t forget to mail me your feedback Ok, so much for the introduction lets get on with the story. Ishika was a girl in her early twenties from Bombay (I like it as Bombay and not Mumbai). Uski jawani apne poore rang mein thi. She had a perfect figure of...
Another Saturday night and poor Mishka sat quietly in front of his Television watching the mindless reality show about unreal people. He was particularly interested in watching the college girl with the full breasts that always seemed on the verge of bursting out of her skin-tight top. Then, the customary break for commercials. He knew this show usually had long infomercial messages, so he headed to the refrigerator to ice up his diet cola. Over his shoulder, Mishka heard a sultry voice asking...
My sex with Girish was like heaven. For the next 5 days till Rahul my husband came back there wasn’t a single day or night evening afternoon where he didn’t fucked me. He fucked in each and every place of my Apartment. Whenever we were in the toilet he use to piss on me making me sit on the toilet sit and also make me piss on him and then suck me off. He made full pledge orgy slut one thing great about Girish other then fucking me was his massage. He use to massage my fully body with Johnson...
Hi Guys, This is my first story of the most popular and hot couple Raman and Ishita. Due to so many issues and problems, their sex life has gone haywire with both of them now bored and unsatisfied. So the story goes like this… On a Friday Morning… Ishita: Raman, Get up now otherwise you’ll be late for office. Raman: I don’t want to go to the office. I just want to spend this whole day cuddling you. I: Oh come on Raman, Now it’s not the time. Besides, I have so much work. Need to prepare...
Bernd und Ivonne Teil 2Es war ein Polizist, Ivonne ließ die Scheibe runter und fragte was den los sein und er wollte wissen ob sie sich im Klaren sei, dass das hier Erregung öffentlichen Ärgernisse sei, und ob sie eine professionelle Hure sein, und das er ihre Papiere sehen wolle.Ivonne war wie vor den Kopf geschlagen, sie wurde gerade wie eine Nutte behandelt. Bernd stieg aus und erzählte dem Polizisten die Geschichte während der Ivonne´s Ausweis kontrollierte, am Ende ließ er es mit einer...
Hi, ISS readers, this is Atul once again with a new story. This incident has happened about 3 years back when I was on my annual leave and went to New Delhi for my friend’s marriage. So here I go and I stayed in my friend’s house who was getting married in Northern area, they treat the bride’s friends with total respect and generosity. I was getting a real royal treatment from their family members. There were 5 days for my friend’s marriage and in the afternoon after having our lunch and we...
Chapter 19 Meanwhile back in New Mexico at Camelot: Miles and Kristen are in the midst of yet another therapy session. Miles has hypnotized Kristen and used a technique known as regression. This technique allows him to tap into her subconscious mind and he is able to retrieve her raw memories. Miles’ hope is to piece together who Kristen really is, then help her map out an escape from the catatonic state that she lives in on a daily basis. Unbeknownst to Kristen, she has yet...
Hi folks, This is a story about me “Sam” and my colleague who used to work in my call center.I was managing the team of 25 girls who used to sell credit cards and insurances.I am a 31-year-old bachelor.Well built, 5’8″ in height and fair in complexion and hail from a rich family.I am philanderer by nature and love date and flirt but never had any serious relationship before. But this story is about a girl Ishita who joined my office for the same job.It took me a lot of time and efforts to...
Hello ISS readers. This story is one of my reader friend’s . But it has been written by me on behalf of him. He wanted to post it under my ID. This story is about me and my hot saali (wife’s sister) Prerna. She is the youngest of the 4 siblings in my wife’s family. My wife Yogita is the eldest. There is a good difference of 15 years between them. So Prerna was like a daughter to Yogita, always pampered by her. This incident happened when Yogita and I were celebrating our 10th wedding...
IncestI hope you like the previous two chapters of this series. This is the end of the night but not the end of the series. Amisha was riding me on the couch. I was watching the mangalsutra bouncing up and down. The boobs swaying in the air up and down. Laying down watching Amisha bouncing on my dick, pressing her boobs with one hand, biting her lips. The other hand moving through her hair was a sight to never forget. Suddenly, the doorbell rang again. Amisha stopped bouncing on my dick and I too got...
Hi my name is Prachi from Mangalore. This is my real story and that too I am writing just because just few days back I was reading story in Indian sex stories regarding one female called as Meenu and his servant. I was amazed it was 90% similar thru what I went through. I am 25 years old married for the last 4 years. I am just plain housewife average look fair and long hair. I had a boyfriend when I was in college he was from north. I had sex with him for almost 2 years and he was wonderful....
Hello girls and guys. I am Shivang here with another incident. Thanks to your love and praises for “Saath Chudwaana Saathiya”. I am Shivang, early twenties, from Mumbai. Tall about 6’2 with a few extra kilos and my tool measuring around 6″ . So friends, you know now this story is between me, my neighbour’s cousin sister and her mother! First a character introduction- my neighbour’s cousin Ishita. She is a busty girl, not an hourglass figure, having extra pounds around her body. She is 21,...
Hi ISS readers, this is Atul once again with the second part of how I chatted with Ishita, a sexy and horny married woman and led her below me. I am sure that my reading fans must have read my earlier story Hot and Horny married woman Ishita and I am also sure that they liked it. So here I continue with the second and concluding part. I and Ishita went to a nearby mall and we kept her car in the hotel parking only and we walked upto the mall, which was 10 minutes away from our hotel. Ishita was...
Swedish Fish, Part 2 The pounding on the door woke me abruptly. I realized I was alone in bed, and my wonderful sexy dreams slipped through my fingers like sand. I was hoping Brenda would answer, but after another round of pounding, I knew I'd have to get it. I found a thick bathrobe and a pair of bunny slippers and padded out to the front door. Opening it just far enough to look out, I saw Taylor, our little conquest from last night. As I thought about his big sausage between...
Hello everybody. I am Rahul from Andhra Pradesh. This is my first sex story in Indian Sex Stories. I have read quite a few stories on this site and found many of them fictional. But still, interesting. Well, I have my own. But not fictional. It really happened with my dream girl Ishika. I found Ishika from an online sex chat website. I got to know about it through my friend Ajay. He used to chat with some hot girls online when he used to stay with me in the hostel. I used to wonder, how could...
After Jan left the room I found my way into the shower and realized I didn’t have enough strength left to stand there under the spray. So, I got the whirlpool started and spent the next hour lounging in the hot pulsing water. My thoughts were streaming through my consciousness as quickly as the water passing through the jets, taking random turns from what I did to Jan and what I was going to do with Fernanda and Emily. I ate in my room that night and began to formulate a plan that went well...
"Well, we just did have sex to the point where I'm seeing spots, so knock yourself out," I replied with a smile. "I didn't hear you complaining between the moans," she shot back with a giggle, "but back to the question. What's with the guitar?" "Well, if you must know," I said, getting up from my bed and embracing her from behind, "I used to play. Not well, but I learned a few songs." "All KISS ones, I assume?" she asked, turning around to face me, delicately wrapping...
Hey Guys! I hope you liked my previous story ‘Amisha – My Friend’s Hot Mom’. This is the continuation of what happened next. I hope you will love it too. Amisha was horny and so was I. I was resting my back on the headboard on the bed. She climbed looking at me licking my chest. She looked straight in my eyes, the fire was ignited on both the side. She looked into my eyes and came over my crotch. Holding my dick firm she adjusted her pussy on my dickhead. As she was going to push it inside her....
Hi me Raaj from south odisha.. Me of 37, fair, little large built, of size 5 inch and thick…. Sidhe story par aata hu … Mere pados me ek 33 saal ki ladki hai jiska naam sarita hai. Meri nazar humesha us par rahti thi.. Dikhne me kad chota par gori doodh jaise,, bus itna hi kahunga ki acha khasa bhara bhura sareer. Sarita har mahine vishakapatnam jaati thi kuch medical ke kaam se,, aur apne mummy ke liye davaiyan lane.. Me pehele se use dekta aur muuth marta tha uske naam ki. Ek din sarita ne...
I sighed and looked at my watch. I had to kill two more hours before I can pick up my hubby from his office and go home. I was in the movie theater and trying to enjoy watching a brainless action thriller. I took leave that day to meet my college friends. There were four of us, horny and lusty girls. We bunked classes, pulled pranks, and enjoyed unlimited fucking. Only Priya was shy, orthodox, and different from us. She was very tall, beautiful and had a fantastic figure. But she never allowed...
I sighed and looked at my watch. I had to kill two more hours before I can pick up my hubby from his office and go home. I was in the movie theater and trying to enjoy watching a brainless action thriller. I took leave that day to meet my college friends. There were four of us, horny and lusty girls. We bunked classes, pulled pranks, and enjoyed unlimited fucking. Only Priya was shy, orthodox, and different from us. She was very tall, beautiful and had a fantastic figure. But she never allowed...
This story is about a beautiful hot Brazilian women Fernanda also known as Peituda Safada.She is working at strip-club Rota96 in Curitiba BrazilFernanda (Peituda Safada) her true storyOver time I had long chats with Fernanda and became to know her very well, she also told me a lot about her daily/nightly activities at the club in Curitiba.So what follows gives a detailed description of her hot live, I got permission from Fernanda to post it all here, she is proud in her work and likes that I...
Amisha was not having a good time. Two weeks ago, she’d broken up with Vikram, eliciting angry calls from her parents and leading her to fail her industrial psychology exam. The whole time, her friend, Simran, had belabored the point of moving on, and Vikram—Amisha’s boyfriend since high school—had been no loss. “He’s just another desi business major,” Simran said earlier that evening in part of convincing her to go out. “You could pick another just like him if that’s what you want, and I’m...
Hey guys! This is Aryan and this is my first story on ISS. I have been following ISS for a very long time. Now, I think I am ready to submit a nice story for our viewers. It is a bit long story. I hope you like it and leave a comment. I am Aryan, a vivid reader of ISS. This is a fiction story of my friend’s mother. I saw for the first time and fell in love with her. It was 4 years back when I and my other friends used to meet at night time for playing cards or chit-chat. We used to sit on a...
Doston main aapka pyaara dost raj phir hajir hun aapke samne apnee nai prastuti lekar, aasha krta hun aapka pyaar or joshiley comments mujhe yun hi milti rehenge. Mujhe apneee kahani pariwarik zannat part 1 & 2 ke baad bahut sare mail mile. Jisme se more than 50 percent females ke the, baaki incest bhaiyon ke. Doston mera manna hai jindgi me jo bhi krne ka man ho ek baar to zarur krna chahiye wo kitna bhi ganda kyun naa lage sochne me kyunki har cheej ka asli maza use khud krke hi pta chalta...
Introduction: Selena faces new threats and revelations A/N My dear readers! Thank you to everyone who has stuck by me and this story for so long. I sincerely apologise for the wait between this chapter and the previous one, I really have been writing whenever I am able. I doubt any single chapter would be worth a whole year of waiting, but as with everything I write I have poured my soul into Part 8 and I sincerely hope you enjoy reading it. As always PLEASE rate, comment and email me! I love...
After graduation, I joined an IT firm in Mumbai, away from home. I missed my parents, friends, and of course, wild fucking. We were eleven staff members in the office, eight cocks, and three cunts. Krish is the senior manager, Bob is the Assistant manager. Anil, Carl, Dev and Prem are senior colleagues. Jai and Vir are freshers like me, joined straight from college. Anita is a senior colleague and Kavya is a receptionist. Among cocks, Jai and Vir were bachelors. Anita was married and Kavya was...
Hii, this is Daksh Kashyap, graduated from IIT Bombay. Please read my last story jisme maine bataya ki kaise maine mere papa ki friend ki beti Prachi ki chut aur gand mari. Ye kahani bhi Kota mein mere IIT preparation ki hi hai. Jab main Kota gaya tha to mera admission Allen ke 7th batch mein hua tha. Usi batch mein ek ladki thi-Amisha, jo bahut hi sunder thi. Waise to suit-salwar dress tha Allen ka, par usme bhi woh khatarnak bomb lagti thi. Uski height 5’6″ tha aur zero figure size. Meri...
I’m Nishant (Nish), male aged 29, from Bangalore/Bengaluru. I’m a software engineer by profession and working in an MNC and also an experienced masseur (providing massage) for females and couples. I travel across India to give massage to my clients. All the massages are done by me at the customer’s doorstep (home/hotel) at a very nominal cost. Mail your comments, feedbacks, enquires on I keep getting many enquiries from many people, who pretends to be females, but are males, but hard to trust...
Hi my ISS readers, this is Atul with a brand new story. This was happened just a couple of days before and is purely fresh in my mind. I therefore thought that I should pine it down for my ISS reading fans and so here I go. Currently, I am on my annual leave, as my leaves are accumulated in too much volume and my boss told me that if I don’t take atleast 15 days off, then those leaves will go waste. So, I am on leave from 24th December, 2011 until 15th January, 2012. I had not planned anything...
I liked winter break. There were a lot fewer students on campus, and as a grad student, that meant I could get a lot more work done. My friend Graham and I were both biochemistry majors and the quiet month meant we could both focus on our projects. We shared an apartment off campus but we rarely saw each other these days. So it wasn't unusual for me to hear Graham stagger in at 3 AM. I just rolled over and went back to sleep. What was unusual was the note and little brown bag he...
Hello guys this is aarush again, how are u all. kese ho sab??? ISS k sare readers ko mera saalam aur ladkiyo,aunties aur bhabis ko mere land ka saalam. Dosto meri sex stories to aapne padhi hi hai Sheena k sex adventures part 1,2,3,4,5. feedback dene k liye mail kare “”. Ab ye meri bilkul nayi story hai aur ye ek sachi ghatna hai. Ye story mere school time ki hai jo mere sath hui thi. Aap sabke mail muje mile hai aur isiliye me ye story post kar raha hu.Ese hi aap mail karte rahe aur muje kafi...
The new game Doki Doki Studio is a full immersion virtual reality experience where the player gets fully absorbed by the world around him to become the love interest of 4 amazingly cute girls with amazing artificial intelligence! The modding scene of this game has allowed people to make wild things with the source game in some cases making it practically unrecognizable. You decide to browse for mods and see what catches your attention. You could turn the literature club into a strip club, or...