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PLAY THINGS1

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Eric Olafson Neo Viking Vol 1Chapter 31 Thingstead

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Eric Olafson Neo Viking Vol 1Chapter 32 Thingstead

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Lonesome Blues

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SRU Turnabout

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3some Surprise

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Roundabout

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Awsome Sexy Nita 8211 Part II

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Somebodys Knocking

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Sweet Nothings

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Phoenix Wright The Sexy Turnabout

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She Stole My Wife Ch 03 Turnabout

Turnabout is fair play. Kim came home , still dressed in workout clothes and sweaty from a long session. When she realized Andrea was gone and would be out for sometime, she stepped into my room."So, you fucked Karen, didn't you?""Yes I did.""I didn't think you had it in you.""You were wrong.""Andy tells me you always had a high sex drive, how did you manage without? A little internet porn? Spend all night in here alone jerking off? Feel like less of a man, losing your woman?"I didn't respond....

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Turnabout

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Turnabout

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Foursome With My Conservative Girlfriend 8211 Part 1

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Foursome

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Foursome1

My wife, Desiree, and I were visiting in the home of two friends -- Mary and her husband Tom. The four of us had drunk quite a lot. Mary was a beautiful, eighteen-year old who was a sexy blonde with pear-shaped, upward-pointing breasts. She wore a tight T shirt with no bra. The outlines of her breasts and nipples were plain. Her very tight short shorts clung to her round butt. When she walked, her firm tits bounced and her sweet butt swung. I enjoyed watching...

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XXXSome

So there I was on the bed on my hands and knees with one guy behind me, his cock balls deep in my ass and another guy in front of me balls deep in my throat and my wife standing in the doorway, jaw wide open. Her eyes were bugged out with the deer in the headlights shocked look on her face. My wife had always loved watching male-male action. Over the years when we have had guys come over for fun, she had always commented on how she loved to watch. She would sit and masturbate while watching...

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Dreamsome

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Somerled

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SomeOdd Gift

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AwesomerAisha EEII Bred on Video

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Somehing Wrong With This Mike

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Thresome With Unkown Ladies

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Fortysomething

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4some Fun

Hi, I submitted a story about a year ago…here is another one…Hi all, it’s Riya again! Thanks for your incredible response, and I’m so sorry i’ve been slow to respond to everybody’s emails., but I have been very busy recently moving from London to Hong Kong, but I promise I will reply to all soon. So since everybody liked my first story so much I thought I’d write about something similar. I was going to tell you about a few of the other incidents I had with Kyle, but I decided to save them for...

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Thresome

Friends, I am your true prostitute and bitch Anju, today I am going to tell you my true story which is an incident that happened to me, I was always very fond of having sex, but I never got a chance to have sex till college, but in college, he became my very good friend, his name is Satish and Satish had fucked me for the first time and till date, she has been fucking me constantly and now even after my marriage he has given me many times No, he has given me many times to fuck people even...

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Fivesome Delight 8211 Lustful First Night Ceremony

Hi readers, Akash here. This story about the first night is in continuation of the previous part, Vijita/ Viji (Mom) walked out of Akash’s bedroom with torn clothes hanging around and wet hair. She was totally tired due to her intense fucking session with Akash (son). With wide open legs, she (Viji) slowly walked towards the phone. Cum was oozing out her ass hole. Her eyes were tired of crying, and her voice was tired of screaming. She continued her conference video call with Naveena/ Navi and...

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Fivesome Delight 8211 Lustful First Night Ceremony

Hi readers, Akash here. This story about the first night is in continuation of the previous part, Vijita/ Viji (Mom) walked out of Akash’s bedroom with torn clothes hanging around and wet hair. She was totally tired due to her intense fucking session with Akash (son). With wide open legs, she (Viji) slowly walked towards the phone. Cum was oozing out her ass hole. Her eyes were tired of crying, and her voice was tired of screaming. She continued her conference video call with Naveena/ Navi and...

Incest
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4some experience with 2 Tops and a Bottom 8211 Part 1

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4some experience with 2 Tops and a Bottom 8211 Part 2

This is the continuation of the previous part. Please read and know what happened next. I was sucking T2 cock while watching T1 fucking B1 by spreading B1 ass. It was full of  ‘thap thap’ sounds. T1 reduced his speed and grabbed B1 close, and kissed him madly. I was sucking T2 cock for 15 minutes. Now B1 changed his position in reverse cowgirl. He did not have a clear view of me in the previous position. After 5 minutes, B1 asked, “Would you like to know how it feels having his cock inside...

Gay Male
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RansomeChapter 2 Thank You

On the Monday of the week after the party, Chris appeared at the door to Section 2 and asked to visit David. Security refused to allow him in to the building because he was not cleared to know what was done there. “I can telephone him from here and tell him you are here,” said the guard on duty, “but I’ll only do that because I know what happened last weekend.” Then he picked up the desk ‘phone and pressed one button. When he got an answer he said, “Sorry to trouble you sir, but I have Mr....

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RansomeChapter 3 Phone Call And A Meeting For Lunch

Sure enough, early the next morning Gillian rang him at work to apologise for inviting Phoebe and to protest at him paying for what was supposed to be their treat. “Meet me for lunch and we can discuss it,” he offered, thinking, Every opportunity to fall into my web. “Not today,” she answered, “but Chris is off on a site visit all next week, so perhaps Monday?” Got you, David thought as he agreed to meet her at a well known pub some distance from the office. As there were no particular...

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RansomeChapter 4 Discovered By Chris

For the following Sunday Gillian invited David over to her place, saying. “Chris spends the whole morning organising football training for the little ones.” “When does that start?” he asked. “Ten. He leaves at about half past nine. We could have a couple of hours before he gets back, then I’ll cook lunch, then Chris would like to watch you make love to me if you don’t mind?” “I won’t come to make love to you, but I’d enjoy fucking you again,” David said to make his attitude completely...

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RansomeChapter 5 Total Submission

After lunch David simply said, “Leave the dishes,” and led Gillian, still wearing only her apron, to the stairs where he stood aside and motioned her to go up ahead of him. Another test, he thought, reaching out and groping her buttocks as she went up the stairs in front of him. Looking back he called, “Chris, are you coming to watch?” “Yes Master, if it is allowed?” came the reply. “Of course. Whenever I use your wife you can watch if you are free, and if you want to do so. I expect that...

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RansomeChapter 6 Phoebe Brought Down

David was rather surprised to get a ‘phone call from Gillian a couple of weeks later to say that Phoebe had just rung her and hinted that another dinner date with David and herself making up the foursome would be very welcome. “What did you say to her?” he asked. “I didn’t know what to say, so I told her I’d think about it. I didn’t tell her we were meeting several times each week in case you wanted her as well as having me, Master.” “Ring her back and tell her you don’t know how you would...

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RansomeChapter 7 Phoebe Learns

When Phoebe’s taxi drew up at David’s house it was five to six and she decided that it was fine to be a few minutes early. Contrary to her expectation the door was locked and when she turned round the taxi had just driven away. She stood bewildered, then decided to ring the bell, which elicited no response. She was just wondering whether he had been held up, or changed his mind when she heard the lock click on the door, and her watch confirmed that it was indeed fifteen seconds before...

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RansomeChapter 8 Chris And Gillian Move

As David was about to leave after a quicky session one evening Gillian said, “Have you got a moment?” “Yes, of course. Is this to do with Chris moving to London and taking a job with the Ministry of Defence?” Gillian sat down suddenly, as she had not realised that David knew of the proposed move. “Did he tell you?” she asked. “No. The Ministry’s security people came asking questions.” “Oh. What questions?” “Well their main concern was whether you would be going with him or staying here...

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RansomeChapter 5 Choosing A Target

In the coffee session after the service David surveyed the members of the congregation and was pleased to see that there were several he remembered, and among them were some who had helped with his wife’s last illness. The churchwarden and the Vicar arrived as he was still standing in the church hall doorway. “Of course many of the congregation have rushed off home for Sunday lunch,” Martha remarked, desperately trying to ingratiate herself, “So I have started a regular coffee morning on...

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RansomeChapter 6 Miss And Hit

The following week the interaction with Penelope Huxtable was predictably brief. David tried to open a conversation with her by commenting on the weather. Her response to his, “Nice day, isn’t it?” was brief and to the point, “I have little interest in the weather,” and she turned to her neighbour and began to discuss where she could find a permanent supply of genuine Blue Mountain coffee. Fortunately he was rescued by Julia Gore saying, sotto voce, “Ignore her. She despises most people...

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RansomeChapter 7 Third Time Lucky Very Lucky

He was not surprised the following Saturday when Anne Lucas accepted his invitation to have lunch at the Lisboa. It all went well and they chatted about mutual acquaintances at All Saints and commiserated about the tactlessness of the new Vicar. When it came to coffee David used his well tried line, “I would suggest coffee, but it is cheap and nasty here. Normally I go home and make my own, but I don’t suppose...” “As you introduced me to this excellent restaurant, I’m not going to doubt...

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RansomeChapter 8 Happy Ever After

When David came in from work a few days later the attractive divorcée was wallowing in the warm water of the bath in his en suite, slowly allowing her fingers to investigate the depths of her feminine folds under the foam covered surface. One look at her expression in the mirror tiles confirmed her lustful behaviour hidden from view. He stood there enthralled. As she realised that he was watching her she hit that all important plateau quicker than she had ever done before and after that it...

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RansomeChapter 1 Going Public

When David arrived at Stapleford Secure Systems on the previous Monday he was surprised to be telephoned by the secretary to the Chairman and Managing Director, Colin Sharpe, to arrange an unofficial board meeting. “What is an unofficial board meeting?” he wondered aloud. “Mr. Sharpe wants to discuss some ideas before a formal board meeting so that he knows what the four of you think.” “Come on, Patience, you know I never go to board meetings. I just give Colin my proxy. I don’t worry...

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RansomeChapter 2 Takeover Bid

The employees’ share co-operative was announced to the staff and received a less than rapturous welcome when the figures were announced. Most of those eligible thought the sums involved were trivial; most of those excluded thought that all the staff should be eligible on the first day they joined the company. David was surprised when Colin asked him to meet him immediately when he walked into work two days after the announcement. “What’s the problem, Colin? Are the natives getting...

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RansomeChapter 3 Big Game Opportunity

One of the more long standing employees at Stapleford Secure Systems was a heavily built female Ministry appointed security guard know universally as “Bertha” but never to her face. When David got an internal ‘phone call one Friday morning from someone who called herself Amanda James he was at a loss as to who this might be until she said, “My name is Mrs. Amanda James but I know that everyone refers to me as ‘Bertha from Security’ behind my back.” “Well, Mrs. James, what can I do for...

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RansomeChapter 4 Helping His Staff

The ‘phone rang on David’s desk on the Wednesday morning and the secretary said, “A Mrs. James for you. She said you would know what it was about. I haven’t told her you are in, and I can say you are out, or busy.” “Yes. I do know, and you can put her through.” ... “Hello, what can I do for you?” “I am so sorry to trouble you, but I don’t know what to do now,” said Amanda, sounding very troubled. “Yvonne?” he asked. “I don’t want to discuss it on the ‘phone, but you did say if I needed...

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RansomeChapter 5 Helping The Church

Seeing the Churchwarden after the service the next Sunday David asked him, “Mr. Price, can you tell me how urgent the roof repairs are, and what they will cost?” “When it rains and the wind is from the east the rain gets in, so fairly urgent, at least some patching is. Really we need a new roof, and the Vicar claims to know someone who will do that for only a hundred thousand.” David persisted, “But really it should cost twice that to do it properly?” The Churchwarden looked nervously...

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RansomeChapter 6 Back To Work

It was the following morning when Amanda rang David again in the office. Her opening sentence was, “I have done my duty. Now it’s your turn, preferably today What time can you come to my place and sort out Yvonne’s punishment?” David thought and then said, “I have a couple of things to do here first. I could be at your place about half past three or four o’clock, will that do?” “Fine, and thanks again in advance.” I’d better take my old slipper with me, otherwise my hand may hurt like hell...

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