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Compliments of smokeyjoe Duh! Just what are you trying to say? 1)For sale, One Parachute, used once, never opened. 2)Get 50% off or half price, whichever is less. 3)One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers. 4)Student excited, Dad got a head job. 5)Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. 6)Tiger Woods plays with his own balls, Nike Says. 7) Army Vehicle disappears. An Australian Army vehicle, worth $74,000, has gone missing after being painted...
It was night, i was in my room, sudenly i heard strange noises from the bedroom of my mom, i went to see what was going on. When I came to the door it was a bit open and i looked in and what did i see, four of my friends wore fucking my mom, in the ass mouth pussy in every hole, my mom was moaning loudly, i could see how one of my friend dick was going in and out in her tight asshole. -go on bitch suck it one of my friends said Then sudenly i felt that someone was standing behinde me it was...
This is true and unbelievable incidence happened to me during holidays of May. Mera naam Suraj hai. I am well educated and coming from well known family in our area. The bad habit is I love sex. An erotic sex with unsatisfied little bit fatty married woman. I like such pussy. The smell of their pussy and underarms excites me to high level. It’s not compulsory that the woman is either fair or black or good looking. The only thing is she has to be great and busty figure. Mai Pune ka rehnewala hu....
Hello friends mein raghav phir se apni story ko aage bhadaate huye aapke liye agla part le kar aaya hu. Doston agar aapne shuru ke parts nahi padhe hain toh meri aapse guzaarish hai ki aap pehle un parts ko padhein taaki aap iss part ka behtar lutf utha sakein. . Toh doston pichhle part mein aapne padha ki mummy ka khel unhi par ulta pad gaya aur raju ne unhe bhi apni maa hema ke bagal mein haathon ke zariye deewaar se baandh diya. Ab mummy aur aunty dono hi raju ke saamne apni 40 ki gaand...
Note : This story is completely fictional! I still remember my as if it were yesterday. It was the summer of 01' and my mother and father decided to take a vacation only this time they decided they wanted to spend a little quality time alone. I was so excited I was going to finally be home alone.I had been hearing about sex all during my junior year from the more experienced girls , and now that I was finally in highschool being 17 and all I knew this was my big chance with my parents going out...
IncestThere are three things I must tell you about Martin. First, he’s a tall, gangly youth, lean and fidgety, with a shock of black hair, earnest brown eyes and cute button nose. Second, he’s a perfect brat, mucky minded and insolent with it, and third, I had the misfortune to be his aunt. He usually stayed with me for a week or two during the summer holidays, to give his mother a break. She had younger children to cope with, and Martin’s slovenly ways and cheek were a constant source of anguish to...
We went to the The Craven Heifer Inn Grassington Road, Skipton. We had arranged it by email he had sent a lovely invite to my address [email protected] Arrived just after 12 noon, parked the car then Wayne left the car to make a phone call outside round the back of his car. After the call, as we entered the Inn Wayne commented on the beautiful colourful flower tubs outside and the fact that the Inn had accommodation. We went to the bar and I went to find a table, in the lighter,...
He finished the ghost story and watched as several of the younger campers huddled under blankets in groups of three and four. A wry smile came to his face as he stood and stretched out his legs. Andrzej Charron wasn’t much older than the campers, but he was 16 and had attended Camp Jumping River for eight years, so he filled the requisites to be a ‘Teen Counselor.’ ‘Tell us another one, Andy?’ a young girl asked. ‘Sure, Tammy,’ he said, returning to his blanket. He took a sip from his soda...
It's almost all true, there are just a few changes to protect the guilty ;) =================================================================================== My First Landlady I’m celebrating my 54th birthday next week; is it an achievement? Does it really matter? Well no on both counts, but for those capable of basic mathematics it means I was born in 1955 and the world was a very different place. Nice girls didn’t do anything and even the bad girls didn’t do much, so whereas now we’re...
Hello everyone this is Sahil, here 27 years old, from Srinagar, Jammu and Kashmir. with my first ever and a true story. Any ladies who want pleasure (sex, dating, phone calls etc.) can contact me at Now coming to the story and here it goes:- Two years back I was in a strong relation of about two and a half years with a girl called Nadia. She was 20 years old at that time. I was happy with her and never had any bad intentions about her. She was doing coaching at a place called Hyderpora in...
She added some Epsom salts to the water then sank into the tub for a long comfy soak. Relaxing in the water, Heather felt her womb quiver. A fresh stream of dog spunk seeped out of her cooze into the water. A half-hour later feeling refreshed, Heather showered her self off again then got out of the tub. Her long blond hair hung wet and tangled on her back and chest, for once Heather was too tired to preen. Naked, Heather walked into her living room, planning to catch a nap. With a startled...
A couple of weeks ago, we had gay mardi gras in Sydney.Of course, we have lots of guys visiting from overseas, so I decided to extend my hospitality...The night before the big party, I headed back down to my favourite sex club.Feeling extra generous, I went straight for the area where you can put yourself in restraints, and let people have their way with you.I stripped down, tied myself up, and stood there, restrained, my legs spread apart, my ass pointing out for all the world to use.Soon...
The sun rose after a few hours. Megan was exhausted. She had hardly slept. It was not safe at night on the railway station and she also had to think of her plans again. She was still worried of the proximity of her stalkers. What if they had seen her running away on the parking lot? She had abandoned the car as well but she remembered them saying that they would leave very early, so an old car would be unnoticed at that time. She had just bought a ticket for the first train which would leave...
“Wait, before we start we have to get some soda!” Tony yelled. “Hmm.. Ok, yeah, it is movie time right?” I went into the kitchen poured each of us a cup of orange soda. As I was about to finish filling up the second I heard Tony yell, “Popcorn too!” I accepted the request, grabbing a bag and putting it in the microwave. While that cooked I grabbed the soda and carried it into the kitchen. Half way there the microwave went beeping and Tony rushed off the couch and ran past me towards the...
As a young boy, I loved the long school summer holidays.I loved Being home with my Mum, I looked forward to enjoying her company. I thought she was attractive. She was 32 and I was 14, she had dark brown hair, green eyes and generally wore a tweed skirt, American tan stockings, a blouse, and cardigan.I would spend my days playing in the fields and getting into mischief, in the evenings after dinner I would sit with Mum on the sofa watching television before going to bed.One day we went shopping...
We anchored off Oak Hall late in the day. Dusk was hanging on the horizon and everyone was tired. Thankfully, with the forewarning provided by Felicity, Oak Hall was ready to accept a second influx of refugees. "So you are back already," Elsa Mueller said with a smile as she came and greeted me on the jetty. She kissed me on both cheeks and then went and greeted my mates in the same manner. I just stood by and watched until she was done. "Thanks for the response," I stated as I waved...
genre: ass worship,ass kissing, fondling, licking, butt sniffing, facesitting and facefarting._________________________________Allen and I had several things in common which drew us into friendship early in college. We were both from small towns and we fell somewhere between the labels of "dweebish" and "geekish". Throw in a little "nerdish" and I think you get the idea. We weren't bad looking. Just skinny and socially awkward, especially when it came to girls. If one looked our way, we...
It was about 8 p.m. when I pulled up to the coffee shop where Daniel and Kate had told me to meet them when I got off work. I came up to their table, greeted him with a handshake and her with a hug, and sat down. Although they were not 'seriously' seeing each other, they had been hanging out a lot lately, and their interest in each other was obvious. I never mentioned it to anyone, but I had always had a kind of crush on Kate. She was a very attractive girl, one-half chinese, and one of the...
EroticI’ve always loved Vegas, and celebrating 21 in Vegas was the best experience of my life, outside of the story I’m about to tell you. At that point in my life, I felt like a drifter. The suggestion of Vegas from a friend from home sounded like a good idea, just me, her, and a few close friends.We started at the clubs, and I avoided drinking the best I could, in order to remember the shenanigans. I’m a lightweight, and I got tired pretty early, as the day had presented itself as a wonderful time...
I lay back in the chair, absorbing the sun. I don’t see why they call it Indian Summer - I mean, I get the whole “Indian Giving” idea. Which that phrase doesn’t make any sense either. I mean - it was all the white guys that told the Native Americans to go onto reservations, then took it away from them when they decided they wanted that land after all. They should have called it White Guy Giving. Which has nothing to do other than making a bunch of people mad who read this I guess. Right....
My Sweet Lovely Tigress, It was early Saturday morning at 5.30am that I awoke from my restless sleep… you see, all night I was tossing and turning and my dreams were filled with romantic dreams/visions of us together… I could see in my mind’s eye, us together entwined in a passionate embrace, exchanging longing kisses which were long belated… lying on my bed, it felt so real that at last my dreams had come true… that my yearning for you would be fulfilled… With my eyes closed, I whispered a...
Tammy's head was pounding like crazy! Thankfully her last two classes were only gym and a study hall, so she didn't argue a bit when the school nurse sent her home for the rest of the day with instructions to take a couple of aspirins and rest in bed. "That's funny," she said to herself as she walked up her front walk, "I wonder why mom's car is here." Her first thought that maybe she was under the weather too, so instead of making a lot of noise she tip toed up the stairs in case she was...
Theatrical……28Come Saturday and I left her in charge of Andrew while I met up with Gerald and we spent the night at the hotel, I had never really figured out why we just didn’t go back to his place, I had a slight inclination where he lived but not certain, all I knew was that it would be a nice house because of the district it was in, but then when I thought about it, the hotel better suited our needs, especially mine with my wayward tendencies, but this weekend I had to talk with him about...
-= Chapter 5 – Undress Rehearsal =- Cyndi had been dying to tell Reg about the blowjob that she’d given Sean and how she was going to arrange for him to join them in a threesome all weekend long. But she had decided to surprise Reg and arrange for him to ‘catch’ her in bed with Sean one evening next week when he came home from work. She figured Sean would be more than willing to go along with her plan and that he’d probably want to do it Tuesday night! Unfortunately Reg had some last minute...
Die meisten von Katjas Freunde hatte nach den Abitur bereits mit dem Studium oder einer Ausbildung begonnen. Nur Katja ließ sich Zeit. Zum einen weil sie sich nicht entscheiden konnte was sie letztendlich Studieren soll und zum anderen hatte sie auch keinen Druck seitens ihrer Familie. Ihre Mutter sagte immer das Katja das Leben erst einmal genießen soll. Katja hatte sich daher entschieden erst mal eine Auszeit nach der Schule zu nehmen und Verwandte in den USA zu besuchen. Das war vor zwei...
A New Start in Life Part 25 During the flight my nerves were again getting the better of me as once again I was entering a country. We were discussing my problems with the male box on my passport. Charley as usual hit the nail right on the head saying, "Susie, when you filled in the form with your new name and photo, why didn't you simply leave the box blank?" My mouth hung open with the simplicity of the statement. Shaking my head I replied, "To be honest I never thought about it -...
My name is Vaatsayana (name changed). I am 35 years old now. This incident happened when I was hired as a fresher by a reputed software company in Hyderabad. I was 22 years old. I am an average Telugu guy from Hyderabad having 5’10” height, 65 kgs weight, perfect V-shaped body, and 6 inches long tool. Hope you enjoyed my previous stories on ISS. Got the dream job in a reputed company in Hyderabad with 5 digits starting salary as a bachelor. 22 years of age and 5 digit salary in hand – what more...
30,000 B.C. Dac and Toug, two male Homo Sapiens hurriedly moved along the windswept ice sheet in an otherwise featureless landscape. They were dressed in crude garments made of animal skins; their hair was long and both their faces covered with heavy beards. Both primitive men slowed momentarily and leaned forward bracing against the wind as they craned down to track the prints of their prey in the soft, newly fallen snow covering the hard-pack ice. They turned to the right and quickly...
The PMV in PMVtube initially baffled me when the link slid into my DMs this morning. I didn’t immediately recognize the acronym, and the grab bag of perversion out on the front page didn’t make it any more obvious. They’ve got a pair of headphones in the logo, though, so as I plugged in my Sennheisers, I wondered if this was going to be an ASMR tube. I still didn’t understand what the PMV stood for, though.It all became clear the moment I clicked the Play button on a thumbnail of a blonde chick...
ASMR Porn SitesMom’s Camel Toe Oh my God! I couldn’t help myself. My mother was lying in the grass sunbathing. She had on a new white bikini that I hadn’t seen before. The bottom was tucked right into her pussy lips causing the best camel toe that I had ever seen. It appeared to have been designed that way. The material was deep in her pussy too. I could see where it had gotten moist either from sweat or from her pussy juice. I chose to imagine that it was her pussy juice and I made a mental note to...
Now I changed the names just in case but this is true and just in case those involved figure out I'm telling the swinging swapping asslicking anal pussy lesbian gay chubby BBW perverted taboo secret world... Everything I really know... It's a kinky world out thereA few years back when I was still just a boyfriend to my now wife I had discovered that her parents were swingers because although the were very kinky they were older and not computer savvy. And a few searches and BOOM I hit a payload...
The subtle change in Othneal's behavior towards me was apparent throughout the rest of that evening and the next day. It was a rare day off from the Polish grocery store, and I found that Othneal wanted to be around me and wanted my opinion of things on his mind. At eleven A.M. he asked me to go with him to run some errands. We hadn't walked more than a couple of blocks when he said, "You know, I've given a lot of thought to what you said last evening." We walked a little more before he...
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming to this meeting. As you know our company is preparing to launch a new cologne in our men's fragrances line. This cologne has been exhaustively studied by our R&D department and by our staff of scientists and chemists."But before we put it on the market, I wanted to discuss it with you our board of directors. Each of you has a good deal invested with our company, so I felt you should be in on the decisions made here."Since this is to be a fragrance...
OccupationsLarry opened the door to the bathroom to let the thick fog of steam out, making it easier to dry. The cool air from the upstairs hallway rushed into the bathroom and made the incestuous couple shiver. When they were both dry, except for their hair, Larry hung the towel neatly in its place and took his sister's hand. The little girl could feel her sphincter muscle starting to throb with her divine anticipation. The diminutive blonde teenager considered herself a very lucky young lady at...
Sissy Boybreeder WhoreMistress likes Her sissy boys. The sweeter, the more submissive, the more obedient, …. the better. She thinks boys have been bad and need to atone. Atone by being girls, Women, Her women. And the first thing Her women must learn is submission. You have no choice. You must obey. Many women subdue their men through conflict. Not all relationship abuse, physical or otherwise, favors the men. The problem with just beating men down it that it takes time. It doesn’t scale if you...
Hottie Alicia Reign struts in high white stockings and red platform heels, showing her nubile body. She flirts with dirty director/nasty fucker Bryan Gozzling, and he squeezes her perky ass cheeks. Dominant Bryan licks her hard nipples and spanks her ass aggressively. She squeals in heated anticipation as he wraps his fingers around her neck. Alicia opens her mouth wide and swirls her tongue around the head of Bryan’s boner. She gives him a throaty blowjob, drool covering her face. Bryan...
xmoviesforyouWhat a week has been, last time I wrote Kim and me played with my group of guys in the park, and even added 2 more to the group to make 6 guys. When I got home, I found out that my husband had been hiding in the bushes watching and taking pictures the whole time. We looked at the pictures when I got home from the park and fucked like crazy, but it was now that my husband voiced some concerns that were very real. Someone could very easy hear us from the trail – I am very verbal during sex and...
I was in shock. I had just watched a video of on my father's computer of my dad and my best friend Sam on the very bed I was sitting on. My friend was dressed in sexy pink lingerie and had sucked my father's dick until he had exploded all over Sammi's (as daddy called her) face. The pair of them had very obviously enjoyed the experience.That wasn't what had really shocked me though, the shock came from a couple of things. The first was that as my father had unloaded his come all over my best...
One thing I can remember as clear as if it was yesterday is a small section of a particular night’s fun. Erika was being Mistress again, and she was talking about sharing me with another Mistress, to see how I could perform on another woman. I looked up into her eyes, from my supine position on the bed, and whispered huskily, “Please Mistress; not tell lies to poor bitch?” “Lies?” Mistress asked, with a smile on her face. “Yes Mistress,” I replied. “Mistress not very good liar. ...
I hesitate moving and Karen repeats the order with the addition that if I don’t wear everything she will tell her brother and he will just call off the wedding. I move to the rack and start with the cuffs she hooks them up so my arms are over my head and I feel her move under the gown fastening the leg cuffs she works the racket mechanism and I am stretched tight again. I beg her not to tighten the corset any more the leather and steel it is closed with screws instead of laces and is...
Stripping my daughter’s friend with my eyes, I placed her stats very close to Shravanti (34-26-34). Except that Kaamna was a bit taller, around 5’7”, with a tight body. Her soft brown hair was now cut into a sex-goddess like a pixie bob. She had a smallish sharp nose that accentuated her slutty face. Her fair skin had an orangish tint as if she’d tanned artificially. The sharply chiseled features of her oval face and her lush pink lips were like a gold mine to my perverted mind. I stopped...
Anuraag ke lund ne Pia ki jo jordaar chudai ki to thi par na usse uska man bhara tha na Pia ka. Dard ke bawajood wo Anuraag ke paas khichi chali ja rahi thi. Anuraag bhi poore 15 din ki chutti pe tha aur woh in 15 dinoka poora poora istemaal karne wala tha. Doosre din Anuraag roz ki tarah push ups maar raha tha. Tabhi Piya doodh ka gilaas leke uske kamre aa gayi. Anuraag ne bina gardan uthaaye use ek madak smile di. Piya thik uske saamne jakar khadi hui. Anuraag apni chotisi shorts me paseense...
Today Sinterklaas arrived in The Netherlands! If you have no idea what that means, why not read my short story ‘Best Sinterklaas Ever’, available on this very website? It predates the events in ‘Best Sister Ever’. – RD Having all that security gear installed in my house made me a tiny bit paranoid, I don’t mind telling you. It’s not as if I’m planning to assassinate the Queen or overthrow the government when I’m pottering about in the kitchen, but my private affairs are rather unusual and I...
After finding Jin standing in the doorway, naked, Mary dropped her coat and she too was naked. I didn't know what to say as I watched Mary go to the cabinet to get glasses for the wine they brought. So engrossed in watching Mary's breasts sway as she reached into the cabinet, I did not notice that Jim had moved closer to me. I jumped when he whispered next to my ear, "I think you are a little overdressed". As he did he grabbed hold of my towel and pulled it off me. Instinctively I put my...
SeductionYou don’t go to North Yorkshire for the social life. Maybe it’s the relentless overcast and cold rain. Or maybe it’s the fact that the sheep outnumber the locals. But the natives won’t speak to you unless you sport a flat cap, wear Wellies and have a whippet by your side. I was in Yorkshire because that is where the National Security Agency has its largest signals intelligence operation outside of Fort Meade. I am NOT violating any national secrets by telling you that. All you have to do is...
I turned 18 a few months back and am doing temp jobs between school and university. My new job in an insurance company started a few weeks back and it was a real eye opener for me. I had just entered the front door when I bumped into a boy I knew from school. He was very fit and it was clear that he wanted to me as much as I wanted him. We quickly found an empty room and I removed my dress and thongs. I was already wet so I skipped foreplay and fucked him hard; we both came and fixed up our...
SpankingIt’s a beautiful day at the parlor as Maya Woulfe gets the room ready for her next massage client, John Legendary. When John arrives, they shake hands and exchange pleasantries. It’s revealed that John has booked his first-ever NURU massage and he’s super excited to give it a shot! Funnily enough, it’s Maya’s first time GIVING a NURU massage. He’s the first client she’ll be testing her NURU skills on, and she hopes she’ll be able to give John...
xmoviesforyouI am a regular reader of iss. It gave me courage to dictate the real incident of my life. I am 28 years old and my name is perfect from gujarat. This happened 4 years ago when i was 24. I was working in mnc. Till that time, i just used to masterbate which i learnt at an early age of 18. I am 5.8ft tall fair and good looking and my tool size is around 7 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. I had a net friend, her name is neetu. Now she is married and mother of a child. At that time, she was very...
Main is waqt B.A. final year main thi aur meri umar 21 saal thi. Main aapko apna naam bata dun. Aliya. Mere ghar par Mammi Papa ke alawa mere bade bhai Amit hain jo mujhse 5 saal bada hai. Mammi Bank main hain aur Papa govt. Job main hai aur aksar duty par bahar rahte hain aur 15-20 din main ghar aate hain. Main girls college main thi aur meri ek bahut hi achhi friend thi Vibha. Wah bhi meri hi umar ki thi. Wah mujhse bahut frank thi aur main bhi usse bahut frank thi. Ek din khali period main...
I would like to thank Sexchatter who collaborated on this story with me. You are great and gave me some great ideas that help make an already good story great. I was on a business trip and had checked into a hotel. I had taken my laptop from home; I had down loaded movies and music on it so when I was on the plane and at the hotel I would have something to watch and listen to. I had been doggie sitting, just before I went on my trip and because of this I had set...
VoyeurHello, as you can tell my username goes by someoneyouknow (which is highly unlikely tbh) but please call me Ender. This story is about a character named John Jones (no relation to anyone named that) who has the powers of super strength(levels among Captain America), shape shifting (like Plastic-Man, or Reed Richards), invincibility (Superman levels of invincibility), and limited power manipulation (if he comes into contact with Superman, he could gain his powers for a limited time). His...
I was really looking forward to meeting Amanda in the flesh for the first time. We’d met over the internet and enjoyed some really horny messaging so it was probably inevitable that when we got together we would end up in bed. She’d sent me the details of the swanky hotel she was staying at on the south coast and it looked perfect for the weekend we’d arranged. Perched on a cliff above a wide sandy bay the Grosvenor was an imposing building with plush rooms, indoor and outdoor pools plus a...
Group SexCopyright © 2001 dircat. ALL Rights Reserved Sandra looked out at the wind driven rain as it beat a staccato against the window. She sighed, the weather only deepening her depression. Why couldn't he have been a better man, she thought to herself, then things may have been different. But no, over the years he had turned into a drunken, crude, slob who thought of nothing but his own enjoyment and where the money for the next drink was coming from. The fact that it usually came from her no...
Hello there everyone, I’m N (name hidden for privacy reasons). It’s been a long time since I have uploaded a story over this site. But I have been an avid reader of the sex stories uploaded over here. About me, I’m an average 20-year-old living in North Bangalore. I have just completed my education at one of the leading hotel management colleges in India. I am currently preparing for job hunting post the COVID crisis. Today I’ll be narrating a sexcapade I had with my match on Tinder. So guys,...
Section 2 It was wet and windy as Ken arrived at the little home, he brought a sheaf of flowers this time and a very presentable bottle of wine. His doorstep kiss both deep passionate and returned in a like manner by Kay dressed for dinner in a low cut red slim line dress. From the start it was obvious he knew as they did why he was there and over a lovely meal he allowed them to explain all that had gone on since last they had met. The final incident with Sammy proving the straw on the camel`s...
“Damn” exclaimed Richard Widemouth in a voice that sounded like an edgy thunder on the horizon. “I can’t find the ad that I placed in the local free paper. Fuck! What a cunt lappin’ douche bag paper…Oh here it is” Richard Widemouth had just graduated from La Varenne, prestigious culinary school in France, and had decided to start his own business in Chicago. His specialty was salad preparation. Perhaps “salad” was the wrong word for one of Richard Widemouth’s creations. A salad made by...
I initially thought RubRankings was going to be another cheap ripoff of ThePornDude, where some boring dude swears a lot while giving his joke-free opinions on free tubes, paysites, and other joints he's rubbed one out to. I was way the fuck off, but can you blame me? I see so many of those guys popping up nowadays that I’m always on guard, even when all that’s slipping into my DMs is an opportunity to get touched tonight. Sorry for the false alarm.In actuality, RubRankings.com is a body rub...
Erotic Massage SitesI had finally decided that since my wife refused to have sex with other men, I would have to d**g her in order to live out my strongest fantasies.I have always wanted to watch other men stick their hard cocks into her mouth and pussy, to watch as some guy would fuck her hairy cunt and then fill her with his hot seed. My second want was to be able to lick and suck that hot sperm out of her pussy, when her stud was finished mating with her.The PlanMy plan was set, I was going to use "ghb" to put...