The Big Bang Theory Chapter 1 The Disappearing Pussy Paradox
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What is Quantum? You may well ask.Quantum - In physics, a quantum is the minimum amount of any physical entity involved in an interaction. The fundamental notion that a physical property can be "quantized" is referred to as "the hypothesis of quantization". Wikipedia.But that’s not how I interpret it. It’s not how I have come to know about Quantum. Quantum is a place I visit to experience sensual climaxes. It has its similarities: there is the concept of a minimum amount of physical contact,...
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Toby Reichard Six foot seven; he stands above everyone around him. Two hundred fifteen pounds of pure muscle he could lift all of them people too. Blonde, short curly hair and blue eyes compliment his masculine figure. Arrogant and ignorant and always looking for trouble, he often finds himself living on the edge of life and death, but miraculously, always seems to walk out of his mischief unscathed. * Ramsey Armstrong He is five foot eight, perfect height for his king size bed and one...
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A noted physicist is challenged to investigate the quality of Quantum Entanglement and non-local interactions. The theorem and experimentation included passing physical interaction between two objects at a distance. One such experiment was performed using nanoparticles formed into nanotubes. The nanotubes where laid out by a 3D printer to create a fabric. The fabric pieces where imprinted using the concept of joined quantum particles. Two sides of a communication medium. The pieces of fabric...
Authors Note: This tale is story-driven with sexual aspects. Many chapters may not have sex scenes. “John, John! John!” John's eyes slightly opened. He’d fallen asleep on his bed, head encased in his Quantum Dream helmet. He sat up straight and glanced out his window. The sun was starting to set. The doorbell rang. His older brother yelled again,”John! The doorbell! John!” He slightly groaned and got up from his chair, walked into his restroom and washed his face. After washing his face John...
FantasyQuantum Leap : A Tale of Two Cindys By Paul G Jutras Theorizing that one could time travel within their own lifetime, Doctor Sam Beckett stepped on the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past suffering from partial amnesia and facing mirror images that were not his own. And driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and...
Part One: The Quandary Qualified Detective Scott Lansing filled his first cup of coffee of the day and sat in the creaky chair behind his desk. He sipped the hot bitter brew eyeing the stack of reports all in that special red folder. A detective for the past 11 of his 28 years on the force, he has worked just about all the cases a large metropolitan police department normally took in. His latest assignment, head of Q-Squad, was known by the rest of the department as the "quack squad" with...
Penny was from Nebraska and even though she looked innocent and just like the "Girl Next Door" she was anything from that!After her break-up with Leonard she drifted from one guy to another, mostly hard bodies, but dumb as dirt and as she had told Leonard on several occasions; "You rat bastard, I was okay dating dumb guys, but after dating you I realize just how dumb they really are!"When Priya, Raj's sister, came into the picture she thought she had lost any chance of ever getting Leonard...
Grüßt euch und willkommen zur ersten versauten Big Bang Theory-Parodie in deutscher Sprache. Die Story ist öffentlich, fühlt euch also frei sie um Kapitel zu ergänzen, bzw. einen neuen Storystrang zu erstellen. Die Serie bietet ja zumindest meiner Meinung nach genügend Stoff für eine versaute Adaption (Ich selbst habe sie mir bisher wenn überhaupt nur wegen Pennys Kurven angeguckt, was eine Sahneschnitte... ). In diesem Sinne: Alles ist gesagt, wo soll unsere Story also nun beginnen?
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After a long day at work, you finally make it home. Working at the IT department at the University of California Sacrimento (UCS), where you also go to school, is fairly convenient. It's barely 3pm on a Friday and you've already made it home... Michelle shouldn't be home till her usual 6 or 7pm. As you open the apartment door, your surprised to see Michelle furiously typing and taking notes on a notepad on a very odd looking laptop. The next thing you notice, is Michelle is wearing only a...
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Penny and Leonard finally made up and were a couple again. Sheldon had reluctantly gone to a conference at the University, so they thought they had the apartment to themselves for the day, and were making love in Leonard’s bed. Leonard still couldn’t believe his luck that he had scored with a girl as hot and sexy as Penny. Her body felt so good against his as she rode on him, slowly pumping her hips up and down, her hairless pussy sliding over his rigid cock. He softly sucked on one of her...
Penny and Leonard finally made up and were a couple again. Sheldon had reluctantly gone to a conference at the University, so they thought they had the apartment to themselves for the day, and were making love in Leonard's bed. Leonard still couldn't believe his luck that he had scored with a girl as hot and sexy as Penny. Her body felt so good against his as she rode on him, slowly pumping her hips up and down, her hairless pussy sliding over his rigid cock. He softly sucked on one of her...
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Ten nanoseconds after the Big Bang by Charlotte Dickles Author's Note: All people, places and events in this story are entirely fictional, and are not based upon any actual person or event. In particular, WESA, the Women's Engineering and Science Association is fictitious and is not based upon with such notable organisations as WISE or WES. The story contains adult themes and you should not read them if it is illegal in your country. 'Did you see the way he looked down the...
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HardcoreAmy had just received her order from the sex catalog that she’s been waiting for all week. She was hosting Girls Night and couldn’t wait to share her sex toy theme with Penny and Bernadette. Several different lotions and flavored lubricants, an assortment of dildos and vibrators, a couple of pornographic videos (including a special lesbian one) and a bondage ensemble complete with a whip we’re all part of the order.All she had to do was make sure Sheldon wouldn’t be around to ruin their kinky...
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The guys aren't sure why the girls as ked the to the apartment but they 're anxious . Especially since both Penny and Bernadette are dressed in lingerie.Could they want an orgy Howard wondered excitingly . They already have a thing for nerds ."Boy I 'm sure you're wondering why we as ked you here. " Penny asks ."A lit t l e. ""Well you see, we feel like you take us for granted and don' t s how the love you claim you have. ""We understand you have y our hobbies of comic books and video games ....
This story takes place in season four. Also, it is only a oneshot, I am not going to continue this. Priya hated Penny. Priya hated Penny more than Penny hated Priya. She couldn't believe that Leonard was dating that dumb blonde from across the hall from his apartment for years.She wasn't sure when that hate turned into something sexual. She was definitely heterosexual, she was sure, but that didn't stop her from noticing... attractiveness of attractive women. And, she couldn't help but to...
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This story takes place in season four. Also, it is only a oneshot, I am not going to continue this. Priya hated Penny. Priya hated Penny more than Penny hated Priya. She couldn't believe that Leonard was dating that dumb blonde from across the hall from his apartment for years.She wasn't sure when that hate turned into something sexual. She was definitely heterosexual, she was sure, but that didn't stop her from noticing... attractiveness of attractive women. And, she couldn't help but to...
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When we entered the dining salon, all conversation stopped. I had changed from my travel clothes earlier, but was still in black. Esther was in a peach colored evening gown. As I said before, she was ravishing. Martha and Hatty walked behind us in their evening gowns. It was plain that everyone wondered who this girl was with the Royal Executioner and the Guild Master for companions. Certainly most of the apprentices and the other Guild members had not met, or been introduced to Esther. None...
“Are the statements, that the Lord Executioner made, true?” the Village Chief demanded sternly. “Yes, Un ... Uncle,” the young man finally answered very quietly. “A week in the stocks,” the Village Chief pronounced, “and the same for those two friends of yours.” The Village Chief then turned to me to apologize. “I am sorry I doubted you, Lord Executioner. It would appear that I need to pay closer attention to what is going on with the workers in the fields.” “An excellent idea,” I replied,...
Book One: The Quest Chapter Two: The Ritual of the Holy Virgin By mypenname3000 Copyright 2015 Note: Thanks to b0b for beta reading this! Acolyte Sophia – Shesax, the Kingdom of Secare I was bored as I waited in the antechamber to the High Virgin Vivian. She was the leader of all the Temples of Saphique, our Virgin Goddess. I wasn't afraid of the trouble I was in. So I blew off prayers to play with a pair of novices. I didn't break their cherries. They were still pure enough to be...
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