PASsport Happening Encounters
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8PHE0031 word count 12619 ******** Day 31, Thursday Joi woke Kinny with a kiss. When he was awake, she said, "That's not my porn." "Huh?" "I don't have porn." She smiled. "Except for 3Ds that you and I starred in." "Oh. Okay." "Thanks for finding my mom's wedding dress." Kinny nodded. "Mom thought that...." Joi put a finger on Kinny's lip. "I heard what Mom thought. She's right. You're both right. But I don't care. Permission granted. Rummage at will, okay?...
8PHE0010 Word Count 4996 ********* Day 10, Thursday Kinny woke up to someone shaking his foot. It was Jazelle. She was wearing running shorts and a sports bra. The bra looked sturdy enough to hold up Times Square. The downside of having huge melons, Kinny supposed. "Time to start your workday, Bo." Kinny got up on one elbow. He looked down. He was sleeping naked. He had an erection. Jazelle saw him look. She smiled. "I've seen it. No need to cover up." She tossed him...
8PHE0021 word count 10820 ******** Day 21, Monday Kinny woke to his alarm. Neither woman had come home last night. Kinny checked his messages. Nothing. "Rude," he said. He texted both women. 'Hello? Anyone coming home today? I have to go to work. Hope you're okay.' He showered. Ate breakfast. Fed the baby. Pumped milk for the day. Got dressed. He'd waited as long as he could. He called Two Debs. "Hey, um. I'm babysitting and the mom? She didn't come home last...
8PHE0045 word count 4925 ******** Day 45, Thursday Kleia sat on the other side of the desk. "Good morning, Princess," she said, checking her paperwork. "Erm, Chastity?" She stood again, hitched up her pants, and walked around the desk. She sat on a chair next to Chastity. "I hate barriers." She motioned to the desk. "A symbol of my office, a badge, a wall. I prefer face-to-face." Chastity shrugged. "Why am I here?" "Because the program flagged you as at-risk. You missed...
8PHE0019 word count 4262 ******** Day 19, Saturday Joi crawled into bed and nested between them with her back to Kinny. He didn't mind. He knew where he laid in this triangle. Somewhere in Outer Yatra. But he was happy there. Him and the yaks. Joi woke him with a kiss. It was six-thirty. "Your specs are buzzing," she said. She rolled back over and faced Jazz. "Um. Thanks." Kinny got up. He'd slept without a bra again. And soaked the sheets. He pulled on a pair of shorts....
8PHE0040 word count 2378 ******** Day 40, Saturday Chastity bicycled home a few minutes after two a.m. It was just two degrees above freezing but the air was still. Her breath fogged. The bicycle seat was cold! So were the handles. She rode home on the sidewalks, not trusting the roads. Even in an era of autodrive cars, drivers at this time in the morning were a menace. The ones who were awake were often drunk. The ones not drunk were often sleepy. She rode past Drake's...
8PHE0026 word count 9387 ******** Day 26, Saturday "Him," Cookie said to the group. "That's roofie man. Pretty sure that's the guy who roofied me." Grizzlil said, "What comes around, goes around." He held up a packet of white pills. "No," Max said. "Bad rat. Evil. Bad." She adjusted her armor. Grizzlil shrugged. "Do you know any rat paladins?" Cookie said, "I wonder if I can get him to accept a gold coin in payment?" "I dunno," Max said. "That artifact is...
8PHE0028 word count 5768 ******** Day 28, Monday "What the fuck happened to you?" Joi looked concerned. "I opened the wrong IM attachment. What time is it?" "Almost time for your shift at Debbie's. I fell asleep waiting for you. What happened?" "It trapped me in a replay of Cookie's gang rape. A few times. Dream versions. Recalled versions. The aftermath. That damned dog." Kinny allowed her to pull him to his feet. "All of Cookie's customers and combat rapes." "It...
8PHE0050 word count 1175 ******** Day 50, Tuesday The next three days passed in a similar way. Chastity got off work at 4 a.m. most mornings. She picked up breakfast at the Globe and Guard. It was on the way home, one of a few coffee shops open at four in the morning. It was a cop shop. Eventually Brennan would tell her to avoid the place but she figured it was safe. Who would assault her here? She brought home breakfast sandwiches and pastries and shared them with her...
8PHE0039 word count 3383 ******** Day 39, Friday Chastity didn't have much appetite at breakfast. Jazz stole a sausage. She said, "If you're not going to eat it, I will." "I have some news about the baby," Chastity said. "It's not good news." Joi sat at the table with Baby Drake. "Out with it." "I might be wrong. But there's a little boy who's a regular at my coffee cart. He's sick." Joi made hand motions, 'Roll film.' "The baby is a blended bodice - can provide...
8PHE0057 word count 2196 ******** Day 57, Tuesday Working at the Silver Lining was much like working at Jenni's Tea Cup. This was no surprise to Chastity. Brennan had imported the Jenni of Jenni's Tea Cup to run the brothel here. The biggest difference for Chastity, besides better wages, was that she didn't have to clean her own room. She could call for housekeeping. She also didn't have chores to do, such as kitchen work or scrubbing toilets. They wanted her mind and body...
8PHE0009 Word Count 5962 ******************** Day 9, Wednesday He woke up with Joi over him. She lifted the baby from his chest and put it in the crib. Then she knelt between his legs and pulled his shorts down. Kinny smiled as she took him in her mouth. Her hands were cold but her mouth was warm. He really, truly enjoyed Joi's blowjobs. When she stuck a finger up his butt and massaged his prostate, he erupted. He hadn't schitzed this time. He was learning to associate that...
8PHE0014 Word count 3188 ********** Day 14, Monday Sunday was a repeat of Saturday, except that Kinny changed clothes early in the day. Stretch jeans and a Gundaroo football jersey. He managed to brush his teeth, which was also improvement over the day before. And the stairs were a bit easier. Kinny logged on to PASsport long enough to hit the forum for employees. "How do I log in sick?" he asked. He spoke with a rasp. Barely a whisper. They wanted a doctor's...
8PHE0017 word count 4782 ******** Day 17, Thursday Kinny received notice on his specs. It was from Bandersnatch Games. "A message from Harsh, CSO of Bandersnatch Games: "Social Event, 6 and 7 November, at the Convention Center. Required attendance. 4 p.m. to midnight on Friday AND Saturday. Two days of Required Fun, folks. Paid, of course. Employees will arrive In- Persona. Attend as your bio-avatar, your game avatar, or someone else's. Prizes awarded. Anyone who...
8PHE0046 word count 6206 ******** Day 46, Friday At 3:15 in the morning, Joi woke Chastity up by taking the baby. "It's time," Joi said. "They're here." "Who?" Joi handed the baby to a man dressed in scrubs. Drake waved by opening and closing his fist. "Bye-bye, Aba. Bye-bye Doi." Chastity sat up, alarmed. She covered her breast. Tears formed in her eyes. "Is this...." She couldn't finish the sentence. Drake signed a message to her. 'Grandmother hug. Okay-I....
8PHE0032 word count 8066 ******** Day 32, Friday Kinny rolled out of the chair and onto the floor. When he could, he reached up and put the Piglet adhesive bandage over the camera on his workstation. New command. The workstation stays live. But he still had a mandate to not show penis. Thus, the Piglet bandage. New command. Game Cookie stays live. New command.... "Right," Kinny said. "Control-A. Acknowledge all." He toggled the keyboard. Hit Enter. Kinny...
8PHE0041 word count 5082 ******** Day 41, Sunday Joi woke Chastity up by taking the baby away from her. She kissed Chastity on the forehead. "Off the couch, doofus. Go sleep in a real bed." Chastity wandered into the kitchen in her Gunderoo Bollocks tee. Chastity sat at the table and watched Joi with the baby. A short while later, she was asleep again. Joi nudged her awake. "Bed," she said. Chastity nodded. She stumbled into Joi's privacy bedroom. Then diverted for...
8PHE0036 word count 4858 ******** Day 36, Tuesday Chastity woke up in a strange bed. She'd had sex - she could taste semen and smell shit. She was leaking from her vagina, arse, and tits. Her hair was matted with.... She didn't want to think about it. Her right wrist and left ankle were tied to the bed with gecko wrap. Her other wrist and ankle had been tied - they were sore and abraded. Chastity worked the gecko wrap, picking at it with a fingernail. She figured out which...
8PHE0024 word count 5741 ******** Day 24, Thursday At 5 a.m., Kinny awoke as Joi and Jazz came in the front door. He waved from the couch. Joi held up a greasy paper bag. She mouthed the word, 'breakfast,' and glanced over to the baby, asleep in its crib. Kinny nodded, yawned, and scratched under his boob. He collected his things, nursing pads, nipple cream, unused baby bottles, a milker, and put them in his purse. He also collected a kiss on the nose from both women as...
8PHE0034 word count 5058 ******** Day 34, Sunday Chastity woke up in a mess of blood and other fluids. Ugh. She'd forgotten. The comforter was probably ruined. She pulled all the mess into the big room of the basement. She scrubbed clothes and towels and sheets with prewash in the deep sink. And set them to soak in the other half of the deep sink. She let the comforter soak, too. She'd wash it, send it out for professional cleaning if the stains didn't wash out. She...
8PHE0044 word count 3732 ******** Day 44, Wednesday The morning passed as many others. Feed the baby. Run to the gym. Run back. Feed the baby. Pump milk for the baby. Get dressed as a Debbie. At least Joi fixed breakfast and coffee today. And - Nine-Dot be praised! - Joi cleaned up after herself in the kitchen. Marion came down from her room long enough to eat breakfast. She dropped a basket of laundry in the kitchen and asked Chastity how much she charged to do...
8PHE0054 word count 7815 ******** Day 54, Saturday Chastity woke to the smells of cooking. The monsters trilled at her as she rolled out of bed. "Camel milk for you," she said. She felt her boobs. "The wells are dry." They blew raspberries at her. She stuck her tongue out in return. Chastity threw on her Red Raiders jersey over panties and a bra. She softed upstairs. The floor was cold in bare feet. Marion was sitting at the table, waiting. Joi was serving...
8PHE0061 word count 5231 ******** Day 61, Saturday and later.... Then the blackouts began. Chastity assumed it was because others were riding her in the same way that she had ridden them. Whichever or whomever it was, she was obsessively clean. Which was fine by Chastity. Some of her blackouts included truck work. The truck now ran and was titled in her name. All that remained was cosmetic work. There were dings to bang out and rusted panels to repair or replace. It also...
8PHE0027 word count 4646 ******** Day 27, Sunday Kinny woke up in a familiar way. Familiar but different. He was getting a blowjob from Joi. But he was wearing a condom. "Hi." Kinny smiled. "Hi, yourself." She went back at it. It felt nice but it wasn't working for him. She pressed the button on his remote. Joi zapped Kinny's prostate twice, three times. Kinny didn't protest. He welcomed it. He sighed and basked in the afterglow. Joi stripped the condom off...
8PHE0055 word count 4455 ******** Day 56, Monday Jackson made breakfast in Joi's kitchen. Chastity came upstairs, wearing her Red Raiders jersey and nothing else. She kissed Jackson on the cheek. "Morning, studly." He blushed and said, "Good morning." Marion came in the kitchen wearing Chastity's Gundaroo Bollocks jersey, and nothing else. Her nipples were clearly visible through the netting. Her cooter was also visible. Someone had shaved last night, Chastity noted....
8PHE0015 Word count 2453 ********** Day 15, Tuesday Kinny woke up at 2 a.m. with his arms around Joi. She had laid down next to him on the couch. At 3 a.m. he felt Jazz wedge herself in on the other side. Kinny held on to Joi so she wouldn't fall off the couch. Half an hour later the baby started fussing. Kinny got up, sat on the arm of the couch and fed the baby. When it needed to switch sides, Kinny stood and walked to the kitchen. He poured himself a liter of water, got his...
8PHE0018 word count 2650 ******** Day 18, Friday Kinny woke to sunshine and an orgasm. He looked down at Joi. "I love your wake-ups. Oh, shit. What time is it?" "Six thirty." She crawled onto the couch with him. "I slept through my alarm." "Good thing I'm here." She kissed him. As always, he could taste himself in her kiss. He ignored the flash of memories this evoked and grabbed her boob. "It has to be fast," he said. "No. It doesn't." She positioned herself on top....
8PHE0030 word count 5958 ******** Day 30, Wednesday At two in the morning, Kinny rolled out the chair onto the floor. He didn't have words to describe the feelings, nor the pain, and couldn't have spoken if he did have words. He pulled himself to his knees, ignored the other views from his knees that Mem2 provided, and closed the console. Some time later, he was able to collect his thoughts. "Fuck me. I gotta stop doing this." He pulled himself to his feet. He swished...
8PHE0053 word count 4795 ******** Day 53, Friday Chastity couldn't sleep. Her mind whirled with the possibilities that tomorrow presented. General Manager? Too good to be true? How many men would she have to generally manage? Fuck. She tried buzzing herself with a vibrator. That worked. Mostly. She did fall asleep but the dreams were a replay of last weekend. Each of the faces and dicks morphed into Brennan's. Exhausting. She was all too familiar with Brennan's dick....
8PHE0025 word count 6590 ******** Day 25, Friday The baby fell asleep a little after midnight. Linda took the baby and walked upstairs. Kinny followed. She walked into his room, opened the bottom drawer of Kinny's dresser with her foot, and laid the baby - still wrapped in its blanket - into the drawer. She said, "That was your crib when you were this small." "He'll be okay?" She nodded. "Dbest. G'night, Mom." They hugged. Kinny slept in his own bed that night....
8PHE0012 Word Count 4545 ********* Day 12, Saturday "And now I'm stuck with this fucking voice," Kinny said. He wasn't squeaking when he spoke, and there was no pain, but his voice was - seemingly - stuck in Anabelle's register. Jazz tried to look sympathetic. "Now would be a bad time to suggest bra shopping?" Kinny glared at her. "Look at all the sex you're having?" He sighed. He shook his head. "What did you do to me?" "Wait, wait. You still have an Adam's apple,...
8PHE0033 word count 6654 ******** Day 33, Halloween Kinny heard Joi ride back on her bike at a little after four a.m. He slipped out of bed, washed up, and dressed in Army PT clothes and his Trapper boots. The boots still smelled of rat urine but Kinny didn't know how to fix that. He made it to the door just before Joi opened it. Kinny beat her to the gym. He surpassed her on every machine and every exercise. Core. "You're heart's not in it today," Kinny said, just...
8PHE0038 word count 1972 ******** Day 38, Thursday Chastity woke up with acne. She had white-heads and inflamed bumps that would turn into white-heads in a few days. And not just on her face. She also had pimples in the razor burn. Down there. Her back hurt. She felt sick. Bruised. Like the aftermath of a fight. Had Jorry bruised her cervix? On top of it all, she was emotional. She didn't know why. She sat on the chair in the shower and tried not to cry. Joi came into...
8PHE0042 word count 2834 ******** Day 42, Monday Joi had been assaulted. She had a black eye and a fat lip. Her hair had been shorn off unevenly. It looked like someone had given her a chop job with a machete. Jazz was in similarly bad shape. Both women had Piglet bandages where an IV had been. Chastity helped Joi out of the car. She looked more battered than Jazz did. Besides, Chastity already was on this side of the car. Roy tried to help Jazz. "Get the fuck away...
8PHE0049 word count 4647 ******** Day 49, Monday Harmony? Princess? Wechuge? Chastity wasn't sure what was real and what was virtual anymore. The drugs didn't help. But her trainers were also working full-time now. Even with her glasses off - they were sitting on the nightstand, providing a remote view of some of the action - even with her glasses off, her internal mods provided a cartoonified view of the world. Overlays. Virtual Reality. Augmented Unreality. One thing...
8PHE0011 Word count 1534 ******** Day 11, Friday "New rules," Jazz said, as she booted up the game. She held up a tentacle dildo. "Loser has to deep-throat the garglemeister. Garglemeister meistergargle." "You are so stoned." "You, too, Elsie." "Elsie?" "Because you're like Borden's cow. Ninety milliliters last feeding." "How can you tell?" Jazz looked startled. "Oh. Because, um. Ninety em el the last time you strapped into the machine." Kinny rubbed his...
8PHE0023c word count 2174 ******** Day 23, Wednesday Kinny didn't count on it being him doing the exotic dancing and the strip-tease. At the end of it, he was eight hundred dollars richer. And humbled by the new experience of dancing in stripper heels. Joi gave him a hand-job and painted her face again. She taught him to say it as she rubbed some of it on his cheek. "Take a knee for acne." ******** "Officer. I'm Debbie. What can I get for you?" "You're a...
8PHE0004 Word count 934 ******** Day 4, Friday He heard Joi open the front door at 4:30 in the morning. Kinny got up from the couch. "I'm horny," she announced. "I could fuck three men and their girlfriends." She cupped her boob with one hand and slapped her ass with the other. "I hope you didn't spend the night masturbating." "Maybe once." Kinny's voice still sounded like Anabelle. "Maybe?" She shut the door behind her. Kinny noticed, in that moment, that the lights...
8PHE0008 Word count 406 ********** Day 8, Tuesday The baby fell asleep while Kinny was feeding him. Kinny turned off the Baby Can Read video and put the empty bottle on the lampstand by the couch. He checked the time. 10 o'clock. He considered putting the baby into the crib but every time he had done that in the last two days, the baby had woken up. Kinny didn't want to spend the next 45 minutes walking the carpet trying to console a colicky baby. His chest itched. He was...
8PHE0007 Word Count 2350 ********* Day 7, Monday "That feels nice." "I feel guilty about pushing you at the gym." "I could get used to this." "I do give a good massage. You want to learn how to do this?" "Sure." "First lesson. Women require a lighter touch than men. Roll over. Second, this reaction is common." She tapped his erect penis. "Shorts, off." "Is that lotion?" "Mmn, hmm." "What's a sugar suit?" "Reading labels, now. Smart cookie. More than one...
8PHE0013 Word Count 229 ********* Day 13, Sunday The next morning, Kinny felt more miserable and had less energy than before. He forced himself to eat and to drink water. He popped parasystemol until he became concerned that he might pass the meds to the baby. The grocery drone arrived at 9:45 a.m. Kinny pulled the box inside, checked it, and left it by the door. He fed the baby the old-fashioned way. It surprised him that he had energy for this but not for that. He fed...
8PHE0020 word count 1990 ******** Day 20, Sunday Joi woke Kinny up in the usual way. He was learning to like this. He came in her mouth. She kissed him. They retired to the upstairs bedroom to have sex on camera. If it weren't for his boobs getting in the way, he might have forgotten about the transition. That, and her comments. "Are you getting bigger?" His penis did look bigger. And, wrong. Maybe a little bit purple? Also, puffy at the base. Very sensitive. And sore. His...
8PHE0029 word count 3993 ******** Day 29, Tuesday At one in the morning, the game released him. "Ha." Kinny wobbled to his feet. He took a shower. Threw his clothes in the basket, along with a towel, which smelled mousy. Then, wearing his specs, panties, and an oversized Army tee shirt, he went downstairs. Drake was standing in his crib, waiting for Kinny. "Ba." Kinny nodded. He lifted the child out of the crib and fed him. Kinny didn't like the sexual charge that...
8PHE0035 word count 3078 ******** Day 35, Monday Chastity woke up between Joi and Jazz. She smiled. Life was good. Individual moments sucked. But times like this made up for it. She got up and made coffee. Opened the fridge. Ordered groceries. Jazz stumbled into the kitchen at the smell of coffee. For the first time ever in Chastity's memory, Jazz had bed hair. Chastity said, "Cold cereal and coffee today." Chastity spooned frozen breast milk into her coffee. "You could...
8PHE0037 word count 1042 ******** Day 37, Wednesday Chastity watched Keisha share a video clip with Noel. Keisha bought coffee at Noel's cart. Then she came to Chastity's cart. "You have to see this," she said to Chastity. She shared the video clip. It was Roy, posing with his Greatest Of All Time coffee cup. Chastity smiled. "Did he buy that cup for himself?" "No, some woman gave it to him. Your mom swears it wasn't her." ******** Chastity saw the woman before...
8PHE0043a word count 7262 ******** Day 43, Tuesday Joi woke Chastity with a touch on her shoulder. She put a finger on Chastity's lips and nodded towards the kitchen. The baby was in the crib. Either Joi had put him there or he had climbed down from the couch and into the crib by himself. Chastity arranged her top to cover her boobs and followed Joi into the kitchen. Jazz was already there, cradling a coffee. Chastity poured herself a coffee and sat down across from...
8PHE0047 word count 762 ******** Day 47, Saturday A little after midnight, Curtiss's dick came off inside of Chastity's pussy. Chastity pulled the still-erect dick out and showed it to Curtiss - now fully and irrevocably named Courtesy. Then she fucked the new girl with her own dick. Chastity collected seminal fluid from Courtesy's next ejaculation - she saw it spurt out from a small hole just under Courtesy's new pee hole. She dipped her finger in Courtesy's pussy...
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