Wife Swapping
By Rachel J. Badger
It was a typical 4th of July: not quite 70 degrees out, rain falling in a
deceptively light mist which nonetheless still managed to soak me to the
bone. Here in the Pacific Northwest, you work with what you get, and not
grilling wasn't an option. Mick Gunderson took a swig of his beer while I
flipped the patties. My wife Molly, her flaming red hair nearly
incandescent against the gray sky, sat on a lawn chair beneath the
pergola where it was relatively dry. Beside her was Mick's wife Laila,
her long blonde hair pulled back in its customary ponytail. The two of
them looked at us with amused smiles on their faces, raising their drinks
in a mock toast.
"Looks like those are about done, brother," Mick said in his slow drawl.
He lifted the foil covering on a platter of buns ready to become
hamburgers.
To say I looked up to Mick was literally, if not figuratively true. He
stands at six foot seven, over a foot taller than me. He's a bear of a
man who played tight end at Washington State and might have gone pro, if
he hadn't blown out his knee his senior year. Like me, he's 45, but he
still works out like he did in college.
My name is Steve Southerland, and I'm an aerospace engineer. The industry
being what it is, we've had to relocate several times in my career, which
Molly always grumbles about. I've been lucky to have some stability with
my current job. Seven years ago, when Molly and I first pulled up to our
house with the U-Haul van, Mick had been out in his front yard mowing the
lawn. As we got out of the cab, he was in our driveway, introducing
himself. Within minutes after that, he and Laila and their two kids,
then-11 year old Jakob and 13 year old Daniella were carrying furniture
and boxes into our new house.
Laila is six feet tall herself, and solidly built. She was playing
basketball for WSU when she met Mick. Now she's the coach at the same
school where Molly works as a math teacher. The Gunderson children
obviously took after their parents, in terms of size. Between the six of
us, we had the truck unloaded before lunch time.
It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. As thanks for their help,
Molly and I invited the Gundersons to share our first dinner in the new
house that night. The following week they invited us to their 4th of July
barbecue. Since then, we've shared many other events, including a
vacation. Two years ago, when Daniella graduated from High School, we all
went on a Caribbean cruise together.
I delivered the burgers to the table while Mick handed out fresh beers;
Laila waved him off and got herself a lemonade instead. Molly opened a
bag of Ruffles and poured then into a bowl, then we sat down to eat. For
the first time since we'd known the Gundersons, it was an adults-only
gathering. Jakob had graduated High School in June and was currently
attending a prestigious offseason football academy. Daniella was
attending a summer session at her university so she could complete a
double major in the four years she was on scholarship.
"It's nice to have a day off," I said to no one in particular, "but I
could really use a longer break."
"Still putting in overtime on that secret project of yours?" Mick asked,
a hint of a smile raising the corners of his handlebar mustache. He's an
independent real-estate agent, and finds it incomprehensible that anyone
would work even normal hours at a job like mine. At the same time, he
seems to be impressed that my work is actually classified.
"We are, but the big push will be over in a couple of weeks. After that,
maybe we could all go somewhere together." I hadn't broached the idea
with Molly yet, but ever since the cruise, we'd talked about taking
another group vacation.
"Where were you thinking?" Laila asked; her voice still holds a trace of
the accent of her native Sweden.
"Maybe Mt. Baker, or up to Whistler for a week of camping!" Mick, Jakob
and I had been to both places a time or two, but the ladies had never
joined us. When I was growing up, my family had made several summer trips
to the Colorado Rockies, and I wanted to recreate some of that feeling.
"I like the idea," Mick said with a nod, "but let me raise you one: how
about Vegas?"
"Oh, that sounds like so much fun," Laila exclaimed.
"Molly, what do you think?" Mick asked.
"I'd much rather do that than spend a week in the woods with no showers,
sleeping in a tent," Molly answered.
Mick began to elaborate about discount plane tickets and hotel
reservations, and I conceded privately that I'd been outvoted, but I
wasn't quite ready to give in gracefully. "I just have to say," I said,
"Gambling has zero appeal to me."
"Don't worry about that," Mick assured me, "there are always plenty of
other things to do in Sin City."
While we ate, Molly brought out her laptop and we started to work out the
specifics of the trip. Ungraciously on my part, and eagerly for the
others. As we looked at pictures of venues and lists of entertainers,
even I started to get into the excitement. By the time Mick had finished
off the last burger, my personal reservations were gone, and we had
bookings for our flights, our cars and our hotel.
After she put her computer away, Molly complained that she had a headache
and said she needed to go to the pharmacy to get some Advil. A few
minutes later, Mick looked at his phone and announced that he had to go
into the office to take care of some paperwork. That left me to clean up.
Laila stuck around to help; she's always been friendly like that to me.
I'd long had a bit of a crush on Laila. Not that I had any intention of
acting on it; I love my wife. But Laila had a quick wit and a
compassionate nature which I found compelling. On the physical side,
along with her Amazonian figure, I find our height differential to be a
turn-on. It doesn't hurt that she has gorgeous big blue eyes, a patrician
nose sprayed with freckles that spilled onto her cheeks, and sensuous
lips that are often quirked into an enigmatic smile. Today those eyes
looked tired and the lips had a melancholy turn to them.
"Who needs paperwork on the 4th of July?" I asked as I gathered empty
bottles for the recycling bin.
"He's going to meet his lover," Laila joked. She dumped a stack of paper
plates in the bin and excused herself to go home.
About an hour later, I was napping on the living room couch after my book
had hit me in the face a few too many times. I sat up as Molly walked
through looking rather disheveled.
"It's a jungle out there," she said with a sigh, "I had to drive all the
way across town to find an open store, and it was packed."
"That's no good," I said, "how's your head?"
"Worse than ever, I'm afraid," she replied, "I'm going upstairs to take a
hot shower."
She was already in bed when I went up for the night. The lights were out
but Molly was reading on her tablet. The pale glow emphasized the
features I found so attractive: her upturned button nose, wide green
eyes, and plump cheeks. I quietly put on my pajamas and slid under the
covers next to her. Leaning over, I kissed her along the jaw line and
playfully bit her earlobe.
With a sigh, she put down the tablet and rolled over to face me, kissing
me softly on the lips. "Can we just cuddle tonight?" she asked. "My head
is still pounding."
"Sure," I said resignedly. It had been a while since we'd actually had
sex. If it wasn't a headache, it was something else. When we'd met in
college, she was ten years my junior, but I was fresh out of the Army,
trim and fit. Even so, I had trouble keeping up with her sexual appetite
in those days. Now it seemed like I was the only one who wanted it. Years
at a desk job had taken their toll on my physique and I was beginning to
think Molly didn't find me attractive anymore. She's put on some weight
in the past few years as well, but she'd always been a little stout and
she turns me on now as much as she ever had. I hoped the trip to Vegas
would help out; after that, I guess I'd need to get back to the gym.
"Love you," Molly said, throwing her arm across my shoulders.
Living through them, the three weeks to our trip seemed to go by quickly,
but looking back, the events of the 4th felt as if they had occurred in
the distant past. In almost no time, I went from the backyard barbecue to
sliding the keycard into the door of the hotel room. The time between was
an exhausting jumble of early mornings, late nights and cold suppers. I'd
slept the whole plane ride down, and I was still tired.
Stepping over the threshold, I held the door for Molly and set our bags
down in the closet alcove. The early afternoon desert sun was casting its
rays through a wide picture window overlooking the Strip. A stray beam
illuminated the end of the king-sized bed. With a relaxed sigh, I spread
my arms wide and threw myself backward onto it. Molly plopped down beside
me, tenderly stroking my hair.
"Well, we're here," she said, "and I want to spend the afternoon with
just you. We can meet up with Mick and Laila later. Was there anything
special you wanted to do?"
"I did see one thing that looked interesting," I replied. Well off the
Strip, there was a place which offered a unique service: through a
proprietary technology, a man and woman could switch bodies with each
other for a period of time. Most people had heard of the Eintausch
Institute; they had been operating for almost a decade and had branches
in several European cities, as well as Las Vegas. I was reminded of the
place when their ad had popped up on the side of the page while we were
reserving our hotel room.
The Institute normally matched clients through their own online service,
but they also allowed outside pairs to make an appointment together as a
couple. While the thought of finding out what it was like to be a woman
was exciting to me in its own right, I felt that seeing things quite
literally from each other's perspective might help Molly and me to get
back what we'd lost in our relationship. Unfortunately, I also believed
that to suggest that something was missing between us was to risk an
argument, so I played up the fetishistic aspect of it.
When I finished my pitch, she looked down at me with a cocked eyebrow,
and shook her head with a smile. "I see what you're up to. You just want
to get in my pants, don't you?" she said with a laugh as she poked me in
the ribs. "Alright, I'm game. Sign us up. This'll just be the part of the
story we don't tell people when we get home."
I booked the earliest available slot on the Institute's website. There
was just enough time for us to get cleaned up a little from the trip
before we left the hotel. Outside the lobby, the valet handed me the keys
to our rental. I got behind the wheel and Molly slid into the passenger
seat beside me. She seemed faintly embarrassed by what we were about to
do, turning on the radio to avoid a conversation. I rested my hand on the
armrest between us and was a little surprised to feel her fingers wrap
around mine.
When we arrived, a sign in the parking lot directed us to separate
entrances, his and hers, as it were, on opposite ends of the building.
"See you soon," I said to Molly, and headed inside.
I checked in at the front desk and was handed a tablet of digital
paperwork to fill out. Along with a terms of service notice that I had to
sign, there was an emergency contact form and also a form which would
allow me to select from a large set of pre-defined limitations what Molly
could or couldn't do with my body while she was occupying it. I read
through all the options carefully and made my choices, and then signed
and initialed where I was instructed.
Returning to the front desk, I gave the tablet to the clerk. He paged
through everything quickly, added his own signature and handed the tablet
back to me. "Take some time now to read through your partner's elections,
and sign at the bottom when you've done so. A paper copy will be given to
you after the transfer. We'll call your name shortly."
I sat back down and took a look at the new information on the tablet. I
felt a little guilty; Molly had given me carte blanche, while I'd made
several restrictions. They were things I didn't think she'd do anyway.
Some were mundane, like getting my hair cut, and others more serious,
like transferring bodies with a third party. I signed my name in the
blank and was relieved when a notice appeared telling me that Molly had
also agreed to my terms.
When I looked up, a chubby brunette woman in a long white lab coat and
black pants was beckoning to me from the entrance of a corridor which led
deeper into the facility. She wore thick framed glasses and a wireless
headset. "I can hold on to that for you," she said, reaching out for the
tablet and tucking it underneath the clipboard she carried in her left
hand. "Are you Steve Southerland?" I nodded my assent and she extended
her hand again, shaking mine firmly. "My name is Bianca, and I'll be your
exchange facilitator today. Follow me, please."
We walked down the hallway, past several closed doors until we came to
one which stood open. My name was printed on a signboard beside the
doorway. Bianca motioned me through it and followed me inside. The space
within was set up as a bathroom, with a shower, toilet, and sink. There
was a padded wooden chair along one wall and another door opposite the
one we'd entered. A medicine cup half filled with a pale blue liquid
stood on the counter.
Bianca stood in the doorway. "Sit down, and we'll go over a few last
things, and then you can get started," she said. "I see from your
paperwork that this is your first time with us, and that you don't have a
membership. Did you read and understand the Terms of Service?"
"I did," I answered, somewhat truthfully. I'd at least skimmed each
paragraph.
"You're here to exchange with Molly Southerland? Is she your wife?"
"That's right; we've been married for the last ten years."
"That's nice," Bianca said with a bland smile. "The transfer process
requires that you and your partner engage in vaginal intercourse. The
transfer occurs at the instant when one of you achieves orgasm. Since
most of our clients are strangers to each other, procedure requires that
I obtain positive consent to this. That won't be a problem for you, will
it?"
"I hope not," I replied with a nervous chuckle.
"I'll take that as a yes," she said, making a mark on the paper attached
to her clipboard. She cocked her head to one side, as someone spoke into
her headset. She answered and then picked up the cup from the counter and
turned back, handing it to me. "Everything's ready on the other side.
Take your medicine, get undressed, and then go through that other door.
You'll have half an hour."
I took the cup from her and held it up to my nose. "What is this?"
"It's an aphrodisiac drug which helps with the transfer process. It's
hypo-allergenic and shouldn't cause negative interactions with any other
medication you may be taking. Be sure to drink it all. I'll see you on
the other side. Have fun!" She left the room, closing the door behind
her.
I swirled the cup around; the liquid within moved sluggishly. I realized
I was stalling and poured it down my throat. It tasted like wintergreen
and burned like a fine whiskey going down.
I shucked my shoes and socks and pulled my shirt off. I got light-headed
when I stood up to take my pants down; all the blood flow had gone to my
loins. I was rock hard, and lustful thoughts began to override everything
else in my brain. I stepped toward the door; Molly was waiting for me on
the other side of it. I turned the knob and flung it open.
Molly stood across from me in the doorway of another bathroom. Naked,
like I was, her arms were crossed below her breasts and her normally pale
cheeks were flushed with anger. Something about her seemed different, but
through the haze of arousal, I couldn't figure out what it was.
The chamber separating us was dimly lit and dominated by a large bed. As
I stepped toward it and her, Molly snatched up one of the pillows and
tossed it at me. It missed wide right, falling harmlessly to the floor,
but the hostile intent of the action was clear.
"Hey, what was that for?" I asked incredulously.
"You fucking bastard. Why the hell did you put all those restrictions on
me?"
"Honestly? I just picked something; I thought I had to."
"Don't you trust me?" she asked in such an anguished tone that it began
to break through the drug-enhanced stimulation. I could feel my erection
wilting.
"Of course I do. Why..." Molly threw another pillow at me, with better
aim this time. I caught it and laid it down on the bed. Crossing the
space between us, I laid what was intended to be a calming hand on her
shoulder. I swear I could almost see sparks as my skin met hers; the
sexual electricity reinvigorated my sagging member. The heat coming off
her body was intense.
"You. Are. The. Biggest. Dick," she said, punctuating each word with a
forceful poke of her finger against my chest. I responded by wrapping my
arms around her and kissing her deeply on the lips. She pushed me away
and a detached part of my brain was impressed with her ability to
maintain her fury in the face of such overwhelming odds.
"You are such a...massive...cock," she said, but the fire had gone out of
her words and her eyes were on my crotch. She reached down and stroked
the aforementioned organ and then without warning, she shoved me back
onto the bed and climbed on top of me, straddling my hips.
It was as I lay there, the soft, smooth skin of her thighs pressed
against mine, her dripping pussy inches away from my engorged dick, that
my brain worked out the oddity I'd noticed earlier. Molly is a natural
redhead and the last time I'd seen her completely naked, and sadly it had
been a while, the carpet matched the drapes. Now there was no carpet.
"Why did you shave your bush?" I asked.
"Shush," she said pressing a finger to my lips, while reaching between
her legs with her other hand to grab my cock and slide herself onto it.
"Shut up and fuck me, you bastard."
The molten heat of her pussy engulfed my rod with barely a hint of
friction and I let out a noise halfway between a sigh and a grunt.
Rocking her hips back and forth a couple of times, Molly leaned forward,
hands braced on my shoulders, until her nipples were just grazing my
chest. Her hair fell forward in a silken cascade, tickling against my
face and neck. She stretched out a little further and our lips met in a
kiss.
Almost of their own accord, my hands were gripping her ass. As we started
moving in time with one another, I let go, my fingertips brushing lightly
against the sides of her torso, savoring the feel of her skin. The
electric current was still flowing between us. Molly arched her back;
entwined together as we were, I felt her body tense up. She let out a
brief cry of pleasure as an intense flash of light flared up behind my
eyes.
When my sight cleared, my perspective had shifted and I had a literal
out-of-body experience, looking down at my face looking up at me. A sheet
of red hair hung down at the periphery of my vision. All the sensations I
was receiving were off-kilter. My butt had been pressed against the
sheets and was now sticking up in the air. Fingertips which had been
gently caressing my wife's skin tightly clutched manly shoulders, while
my former fingers raised goosebumps on my back. The weight of heavy
breasts swung from my chest, shocks of bliss shooting through them when
my nipples made contact with the body beneath me. My thighs were spread
wide, knees pressed into the mattress, my shaven calves tucked against
rough, hairy legs. The throbbing of my erection was gone; an unfamiliar
but pleasant feeling of fullness existed now in my belly.
The sum of it all was overwhelming, apparently for both of us. The eyes I
was looking into glazed over, his muscles tensing as he thrust into me. I
felt the spasm as he came and it triggered something in me. My toes and
fingertips started to tingle as a wave of warmth rose up from my center.
My quivering thighs clenched together involuntarily. Then a dam burst
inside me, my vagina pulsing as a whimper escaped my lips. With the
release, all my muscles felt rubbery and weak. I collapsed on top of him
with a contented sigh.
"That was incredible," he exclaimed in a breathless whisper. With my head
resting on his chest I could feel the deep bass rumble of his voice and
the rapid beating of his heart.
"Yeah, it really was," I replied wistfully. He had an arm draped across
my back, rough fingertips tracing soft patterns in the skin at the base
of my neck. I levered myself up off his chest, intending to kiss him. The
uncanny sight of my face made me pause midway into it. His fingers
stopped as if he sensed it, either my hesitation or the discomfort which
had caused it. Then I closed my eyes and leaned in, pressing my open lips
to his. Our tongues were beginning to probe each other's mouths when
somewhere above us, a chime sounded and the light in the bedroom got
perceptibly brighter.
Startled, we broke away. It hadn't been half an hour already; maybe it
was a fifteen minute warning. I rolled onto the mattress beside him, his
penis pulling out of me with a faint wet pop, releasing the strong smell
of sex and a trickle of sticky fluids. As I lay there, more oozed out of
me; a rapidly cooling wet patch was forming on the sheets beneath me. I
sat up and slid off the edge of the bed onto my feet. "I'm going to go
get cleaned up and put some clothes on," I announced. "Meet you at the
car?"
"Yeah," he said, standing up. He tapped me on the shoulder as he turned
toward the men's room. "Hey, don't forget my purse."
I went into the other bathroom and closed the door behind me, slumping
against it. Out of the corner of my eye, I sensed someone else in the
room with me. I turned toward them and saw it was Molly watching me from
the other side of the counter, following my every move, her eyes boring
into mine. Even after I recognized that I was looking into the mirror, a
part of my brain wouldn't quite accept it. I ran a hand along the curve
of my hip, examining my reflection as it did the same. I hefted one of my
breasts, feeling the strain on my chest ease as I supported the weight of
it in my palm. The woman in the mirror, I...was smiling as I watched and
felt my fingertip, with pink-painted nail, trace lightly around the paler
rose of my areola. I sensed a delicious tightening there as I observed my
nipple getting hard. It seemed to help, confirming with touch what my
eyes were seeing.
The only problem with that was that I was still pretty turned on. The
climax I'd experienced earlier had dampened the flames, but it hadn't put
out the fire; now I was stoking it again. I felt flustered and a little
anxious and my cheeks were flushed. I still needed to shower, and I was
running out of time. With a force of will, I lowered my hands to my sides
and stepped into the stall. I turned on the cold water and barely stifled
a scream as the icy spray struck me in the chest. Teeth chattering, I
washed myself off as quickly as I could.
I felt a little calmer by the time I was done, but I still had to think
about baseball as I dried off with the softest, fluffiest towel ever.
Every touch of my skin felt sensual. I wondered if I was still feeling
the effects of the aphrodisiac, or maybe it was the situation itself.
Maybe Molly felt this way all the time, but if so, why weren't we having
more sex? A simple answer came to mind. But if I was thinking like that,
maybe I didn't trust her. I shook my head with a sigh, as if dismissing
that thought, or the whole line of thinking in general. I needed to get
dressed and suspicion wasn't helping.
Molly had been wearing a short yellow sundress which I found folded
carefully over the back of the chair. Laying on the seat of it were a tan
bra and a pair of pink cotton panties. Her sandals were on the floor
nearby, next to the handbag I'd been reminded about. It was an oversized
brown leather tote, big enough to carry a laptop computer.
I'd seen my wife getting dressed often enough that even her bra gave me
no real difficulty. Once I'd put everything on, a glance in the mirror
showed that my still damp hair was a mess. I had hefted Molly's purse
onto the counter and was digging through it looking for a brush when a
knock came at the door.
"Mrs. Southerland?" Bianca called from the other side of the door. "Your
time is almost up. Is there anything I can help you with?"
"I think I'm okay," I replied, as my hand grasped the handle of a
hairbrush and pulled it from the depths.
"May I come in? We should talk before you leave the facility," she said,
"If you have any questions, now is the time to ask. I'll do my best to
answer them for you."
I opened the door for her. Before the transfer, I'd been taller than her;
she had a few inches on me now. I went back to the mirror to fix my hair.
"I'm used to being able to just run my fingers through it and everything
falls into place," I explained with a laugh.
"It takes a while to acclimate," Bianca agreed. Something in her voice
suggested that she was talking about more than hair.
"Have you ever done a swap?"
"All of the facilitators have undergone the process at least once, so
that we know what you're going through. What have you noticed so far?"
"It's really odd to look in the mirror and see someone else there," I
told her.
"Feeling that way is entirely normal for people who have undergone a
transfer; the sensation should fade over time, but on a short swap like
yours, it probably won't entirely go away."
"Also, I was wondering how long that drug lasts. I think I'm still
feeling it."
"The dosage is carefully controlled. Ideally, it should have worn off by
now. If you're still feeling aroused, it could be because of another
factor. Some of our male clients experience arousal simply from being in
a woman's body. I'm not suggesting that's the case for you, but it's
something to consider. Also, keep in mind that every woman has different
hormonal chemistry and that chemistry varies over her natural cycle. What
you're feeling may be usual for your wife's body."
"I guess I could ask her," I paused, puzzling over the appropriateness of
that pronoun, "...him. Molly. My...husband?"
"It can be confusing. For most practical purposes, you're Molly and he's
Steve. At least for the next 24 hours."
"It didn't seem so hard to remember when we were together in there," I
said, gesturing in the direction of the bedroom. Looking at my
reflection, I deemed my efforts satisfactory and consigned the brush back
to the depths of Molly's...no, my purse. I slung the strap over my
shoulder. "I think I'm ready to head out."
Bianca closed the door behind us as we left the room, and then led me
down the hall toward the women's entrance. If she said anything along the
way, I didn't hear it. I was too absorbed by the gentle shimmy of my
breasts and the distinct side to side sway and the up and down jiggle of
my ass. The swirl of a skirt against my bare legs, the clack of my
sandals against the tile floor, the sight of painted toenails on my pale
and dainty feet; those were all added distractions. I would have kept
right on walking out the door, but she stopped me when we reached the
front desk.
"You're scheduled to return to this facility at this time tomorrow to
switch back," Bianca told me, taking some papers from the receptionist
and handing them to me. "All the information about your transfer is here.
If you have any questions, or run into any problems, don't hesitate to
call or drop in. This is Vegas, so we're open around the clock."
Thanking her, I folded the papers in half and stuffed them in my purse,
then walked out into the dry desert heat of the parking lot. The new
Steve was already in the car, sitting in the passenger seat with the
engine running, and wearing the sunglasses I'd left sitting on the dash.
The A/C was going full blast as I opened the driver's side door.
"Didn't I drive on the way over?" I asked as I slid into the seat,
setting my purse on the center armrest. "It's your turn."
"Yeah, but you know I'm not good at finding my way around, and since I'm
a man now, I can't ask for directions," he deadpanned. "Besides, I don't
like dealing with the traffic."
"Fine," I said in my best imitation of Molly's upset tone. The truth was,
I was always happy to drive and he knew it, but I made a big show anyway
of huffily scooting the seat forward and adjusting the mirrors, Steve
laughing at me the whole time. He pulled a pair of Audrey Hepburn style
sunglasses out of my purse and handed them to me after I'd buckled my
seat belt. I gave him a wink over the top of the frames as I put them on.
Putting the car into gear, I pulled out of the parking spot and headed
back to our hotel. Steve fell asleep on the drive, his head lolling at an
awkward angle. He awoke with a start as we pulled up at the valet
station, blinking his eyes blearily.
"When we get up to the room, I think I'm going to take a nap," he said.
"What are you going to get up to?"
I'd been hoping we might fool around a little more, but I didn't tell him
that. Instead I asked, "Did you pack a swimsuit? I think I'll hang out by
the pool."
"I brought a couple. Don't forget the sunscreen; my skin goes from white
to bright red with no in between."
Steve crashed on the bed as soon as we got in, and he was already softly
snoring by the time I found a green one-piece in Molly's bag. Quietly, I
removed the clothes I'd put on only a short while before and stepped into
the bathing suit, pulling the straps up over my shoulders. I had to
adjust my boobs in the top before everything felt comfortable. Even then,
I had the odd impression, based on a lifetime of wearing swim shorts, of
being simultaneously too covered up above the waist and too exposed
below.
After liberally applying sun block to every inch of bare skin, I grabbed
a spare towel from the bathroom and got a book out of my carry-on,
slipping my room key under the cover like a bookmark. Stepping into a
pair of flip-flops, I shuffled into the hall and eased the door shut
behind me.
The pool was in a courtyard on the ground floor, a rectangle of inviting
azure blue. It was mostly deserted, except for a few children playing
noisily in the shallow end and a gray-haired man who appeared to be doing
some sort of water aerobics. The water was surrounded by a field of deck
chairs and little tables with umbrellas. A bar stood at one end, covered
by a thatched roof. Soft ukulele music wafted through the air from hidden
speakers.
Only about one in five of the chairs was occupied, most of them by women
dressed like I was, sipping drinks brought to them by waiters in hotel
livery. I staked a claim on one of the recliners, dropping off my towel
and book and ditching my sandals. I sat down at the side of the pool and
dipped my toes into the water; it was as warm as blood. I pushed off into
the water with a soft splash. The kids ignored me, but the old man gave
me an annoyed glare, followed by a long leering look at my breasts. Their
buoyancy and the cut of my suit combined to show more cleavage than I was
comfortable with. I felt my cheeks flushing; I wasn't sure what
embarrassed me more, being checked out, or the realization that I was
turned on by it. I turned my back to the man and submerged, doing a
handstand on the bottom of the pool. When I resurfaced, he'd gone back to
his exercises. I floated around for a while until I got bored. Then I
hauled myself out of the water and went back to lounge in my chair.
I had only gotten a few pages into my book and the arid desert air
already had my suit and hair mostly dry. The sun was starting to feel a
little too hot. I was on the verge of deciding to get back into the water
when the waiter appeared at my side.
"Can I get you anything, ma'am? We've got the best margaritas in town,"
he boasted.
"That actually sounds nice about now," I said, "I'll take one."
He brought my drink to me a few minutes later, served in a tumbler, a
slice of lime perched on the edge. I sipped at it slowly as I read,
chewing on an ice cube and resting the cool glass on my stomach.
One drink turned into two, and then a third; by that point, I needed to
pee. I really didn't want to do it in a public toilet because I figured
I'd have to pull my suit off to go. I've since learned that there are
other options. At any rate, I had no idea how long I'd been poolside.
Steve might be awake and wanting to do something with me, so I decided to
go back to our room.
As I got unsteadily to my feet, I realized that I was more than a little
drunk. Reeling, I collected my things and lurched toward the elevator. I
leaned against the wall as I rode it up, then shambled down the hall to
my door as quickly as I felt was safe. My bladder was demanding a certain
sense of urgency as I shoved the keycard into the lock.
Without checking to see if Steve was around, I closed myself into the
bathroom and stripped off my suit, flinging it into the tub. Lifting the
lid of the toilet, I sat down heavily on the seat and let go, feeling
relief mount as the stream gushed from between my legs. As I reached for
the toilet paper, I wondered if maybe I could get used to this.
After I finished up in the bathroom, I peeked my head around the corner
and saw that the bed was empty. Steve was gone; maybe he'd gone to find
me at the pool, and we'd passed each other in the elevator. I glanced at
the clock, surprised to see that it wasn't quite four yet; it felt later.
I caught sight of myself in the full length mirror on the wall beside the
closet, and struck a pose. I admired my boobs for a while, but inevitably
my eyes were drawn to my crotch. Standing there, I couldn't really see my
pussy, just the beginning of the slit amidst a field of stubble. Drunk,
naked, alone, horny, and wearing my wife's body, I did what I expect a
lot of men would do. I dragged a chair over to the mirror and sat down in
front of it, legs apart and hips angled so everything was visible.
Strangely, considering all the times I'd gone down on her, I don't think
I could have picked Molly's pussy out of a line-up; I'd never seen it
bald like this at any rate. My inner lips, protruding just a bit from the
outer ones, were slightly parted. I was slowly extending a fingertip down
to touch them when I was disturbed by a knock at the door. Withdrawing my
hand, I shut my thighs abruptly and stood up.
"Who is it?" I shouted, as the knock came again.
"It's Mick," came the reply. After a pause, he asked, "Aren't you gonna
let me in?"
"Just a moment," I called out as I looked around for something to cover
up with. In the closet were two terry-cloth bathrobes with the hotel's
emblem on the breast. I pulled one off the hanger. Thrusting my arms into
the sleeves, I wrapped it around me and tied the belt around my waist. A
quick check in the mirror assured me that nothing was hanging out; I
opened the door a crack, standing behind it in the open space. "What's
up?"
"Hey little girl, is your daddy home?" he sang in a passable Springsteen
impression.
"Um...no...he...went away and left me all alone," I answered, a little
bit flustered but deciding to play along.
"That's why I came up, darlin', if you catch my meaning." Just in case I
hadn't, Mick added, "I got a bad desire." He patted me on my shoulder and
pushed past me into the room. I turned to face him, letting the door
swing shut behind me. He looked me up and down with a grin. "I ain't
interrupted nothing, have I?
"No, I just got back from the pool. I was about to get dressed."
"I guess I got here in the nick of time, then," he said, taking a step
closer I could smell the beer on his breath. "I got your text earlier,
and I know you said I shouldn't come around 'til you gave the say-so, but
I just couldn't help myself."
"Maybe you should learn some self-control," I told him acidly. The
various pieces of a puzzle were starting to assemble themselves in my
mind, and I didn't like the picture they made. "How long have we being
doing this without getting caught??
?A good while,? he admitted.
?So maybe you should trust me when I tell you to stay away,? I said.
?Trust?, hadn?t I heard that word somewhere recently? ?What if Steve
comes back, and catches us in the act??
?Well then, maybe we shouldn?t do it here.? Mick smiled. ?Course, I don?t
think he?ll be back for a while. I just ran into him and Laila at the
blackjack tables. For a man who don?t like gambling, he sure seems to be
having a good time.?
I was feeling angry, hurt, saddened; to be betrayed by my wife and my
best friend, and then to find out like this. A part of me wanted to lash
out at Mick, but he wouldn?t understand why I was doing it. Another part
of me wanted to give up, and let them have each other. While I tried
desperately to decide on a course of action, Mick reached out and gently
stroked his fingers up my neck and across my jaw; sold out by Molly?s
body, I felt a shiver of lust. He leaned in and kissed me, and my knees
went weak as a wave of goosebumps travelled down my spine. Along with it,
a plan started to form in my mind.
?I do know a place we can go,? I admitted as our lips parted. ?A sex
club. You might like it. They serve drinks there that enhance your
pleasure. It?s by appointment only, but we shouldn?t have any trouble
getting in.?
?Sounds kinky,? Mick said with a laugh. ?Let?s do it.?
I took Mick?s phone from him and set up a reservation on the Institute?s
website, handing the phone back to him so he could enter his credit card
info. While he was doing that, I went into the bathroom to get dressed,
putting a t-shirt and jeans on over a clean pair of panties and the same
bra I?d worn before. I stuffed the room key in my pocket and left my
purse behind.
We caught a cab in front of the hotel and I gave the driver the address.
He lifted an eyebrow, but didn?t say anything. I sat down in the back and
Mick got in beside me, throwing an arm around my shoulders as we pulled
away from the curb.
?Someone might see us,? I protested, shrugging it off. My mind was at war
with my body when it came to the feelings I got from his touch. While I?d
sobered up a little, my mind was still at a distinct disadvantage. I
still hadn?t fully thought out all the details of my so-called plan. For
instance, I had no idea what I?d do if Mick balked at discovering the
true service provided by the ?sex club?. I hoped he?d be too compromised
by desire and alcohol to look closely at the paperwork.
When we arrived, I told the cab driver we?d be back in half an hour. He
agreed to wait when Mick promised him an additional $50 on top of the
usual fee. We exited the taxi and for the second time in one day, I went
inside the Institute?s facility.
This time, I breezed through the paperwork, signing and initialing where
required; like Molly had before, I gave Mick no restrictions. When the
time came to review his elections, I saw he?d given none to me, either.
So far, so good.
Up to this point, the procedure when starting out as a woman seemed the
same as on the men?s side. With a few notable exceptions: my exchange
facilitator was a young man named Alex and the liquid in the medicine cup
was thin, clear, pink, and tasted like cinnamon. It still went down like
fire, though, and I noticed almost instant effects. My bra suddenly felt
like it was too tight, as if my breasts had gotten bigger. When I
squeezed my legs together, I could feel my pulse pounding in my clit. I
kicked off my sandals and pulled off my shirt and bra, leaving them in a
pile on the floor. In my haste, I struggled with the button on my jeans
and then turned them nearly inside out as I yanked them and my panties
off at the same time.
There was a need within me that I couldn?t quite identify, until I
thought back to the moment when I first switched into Molly?s body. Then
I?d been full, but now my pussy felt empty, and it demanded to be filled
again. Steve?s dick had done the job nicely, and I knew I had to find out
how Mick?s measured up. I threw open the door to the bedroom and crossed
the threshold.
Mick strode into the room like a Greek god, the light from the bathroom
seeming to make a halo around his head. I?d read that arousal can make a
person open to things they would otherwise be disgusted by; for me, that
was proving to be true. I?d seen Mick shirtless before, but this was the
first time it had ever been a turn-on. My eyes travelled quickly from his
hulking pecs down along his perfect washboard abs, and fixed upon his
enormous upright cock. It was thick, long and inviting. My masculine ego
felt inadequate looking at it, but my ego wasn?t in control. I
wanted...no, I needed to have it stuffed inside me; I bit my lip in
anticipation.
?I don?t seem to have a condom,? Mick said.
?It?ll be okay, just this once,? I assured him.
?What was all that shit about a ?transfer???
?Didn?t you read the paperwork??
?Not really, no,? he admitted, and a worried look briefly crossed his
face.
?Well, then,? I said, beckoning him toward me with the wave of a finger,
?I?d hate to ruin the surprise.?
A moment later, I was standing before him at the foot of the bed, one
hand grasping his cock, the other stroking the hard muscles of his belly.
He was running his fingers through my hair. He leaned down, and hooked an
arm under my butt. I wrapped my arms around his neck and he lifted me up
so that we were eye to eye. His mustache tickled as he planted kisses
along my jaw and down my neck. Without warning, he turned and tossed me
down onto the bed.
?You weren?t kidding ?bout that drink, were you, Moll?? Mick asked. ?I
feel I?m about to explode. You ready??
?Oh yeah,? I said breathlessly.
His hands on my knees, he casually spread my legs, then dipped a finger
between my pussy lips. A strand of my juices stretched from his fingertip
as he pulled it away and raised it to his lips, where he licked it clean.
?You seem about ready, but I?m still not sure.? His dick was in his other
hand as he took a step closer, leaning now against the end of the bed.
?Do you want it??
?Yes I want it,? I was almost aching from the emptiness, the need. I
scooched forward to meet him. ?Are you going to make me beg??
He grinned and tapped the head of his dick against my pubic mound. ?Nah,
I guess not,? he said, and slipped it between my lips.
There was a moment of pain as they stretched to accommodate him. Mick
kept pushing it in, slowly but steadily and the pain turned to pleasure.
The heat of it was incredible, and I could feel his heartbeat inside me.
Every inch was spreading me apart and that wonderful fullness was back.
Mick took hold of my ankles and bent my legs forward until my thighs were
brushing the sides of my abdomen. My butt was lifted off the mattress; I
grabbed onto the edge of the bed for leverage.
He thrust hard, three or four times, adjusting my legs to get the angle
right. Then he started to jackhammer into me, eliciting little cries from
me as the motion hit my pleasure centers. Abruptly, he stopped and pulled
out. A hand on my waist, he rolled me over roughly onto my hands and
knees. With a slap on the ass, he pushed me toward the center of the bed.
I felt the springs of the mattress compress as he climbed on behind me,
his hand pressed into my back. I turned to look over my shoulder as he
probed my slippery cunt with the head of his tool. With a quick movement,
he was back inside and I could feel his pubes tickling my cheeks. I
pushed back against him as he gathered himself. One hand on my waist, he
wove the fingers of the other through my hair and yanked my head back as
he began to move his hips in earnest. I gave out a little yelp.
?You like it like that, don?t you, you little slut,? he growled. He
spanked me, and I gave out another cry. I didn?t hate it, but he seemed
to be enjoying it more than I was. His cock suddenly got harder, and I
heard him groan as it started to pulse deep within me. Then came the
flash.
?Fuckin? hell,? I heard Molly say. ?So that was the transfer, huh??
I let go of her hair and slid my softening dick out of her sopping slit.
?Yeah, that was it.? Molly?s ass was still red where it had been slapped.
?Surprise!?
?Aren?t we gonna keep goin??? she asked, turning to look at me.
?I?m not really ?up? for it,? For the first time in hours, I felt sated.
I stepped off the bed and over toward the men?s room door. ?We?ve got a
cab waiting and you might not want to miss it; your purse is back at the
hotel.?
I?d like to have been able to say it felt good to have a dick again, but
the truth was that Mick?s body felt almost as foreign to me as Molly?s
had. It was mostly just little things: the itch of my mustache, the faint
ache in my right knee. The latent power of my muscles was invigorating,
but I felt like I was too big. I had to duck my head just to get into the
shower stall, not to mention wetting my hair. My hands dwarfed the taps
when I turned the water on; as I washed, my elbows were constantly
bumping into the walls.
The ride back to the hotel was awkward. The driver clearly knew what we?d
done, and kept glancing over his shoulder at us with a crude grin. Mick
in Molly?s body was turned away from me, staring out the window. For my
part, I was stuck behind the driver?s seat without enough legroom, my
knees pressed up against my chest.
Molly bolted from the cab as soon as it came to a stop outside the hotel.
I paid off the driver and climbed stiffly out of my cramped confines. I
headed inside to search for something to eat. My original intention had
been to go and seduce Laila after the switch, but now that seemed like a
bridge too far. As it happened, she came looking for me; well, for Mick,
anyway.
I had run down a sandwich and a beer at a deli in an alcove off the main
floor. As I ate, I sat facing a wall of TVs, watching the Cubs piss away
a five run lead to the Brewers. The slow pace of the game provided plenty
of time for me to think about how I?d screwed things up with the
Gundersons. I wasn?t sure how I could face Mick again, or Molly for that
matter. Even though I?d been the injured party in their affair, what I?d
just done made me the bad guy. Laila was the only innocent in all of
this, it seemed.
As if summoned by my thoughts, I saw her walking past the entrance to the
deli, moving with a purpose. She stopped, turned around and gave me a
wave; I raised my glass in salute. She weaved her way through the maze of
tables and sat down next to me. She was wearing a loose, flowy sleeveless
top which showed off the armband tattoo around her left bicep; I
currently had a matching one on my right arm.
?Hey, honey,? she said as she set her purse on the table, ?I?ve been
looking all over for you.?
?Well, you?ve found me at last,? I told her, trying to think what Mick
might say. ?How?d you make out at the tables? I figured you?d be there
half the night.?
?Oh, no. I got lucky on a couple of hands, then quit while I was ahead. I
wasted some of my winnings on the slots, but those got boring pretty
quickly. Anyhow, I was thinking about what you said earlier.?
?Which thing was that?? I replied apprehensively, ?Refresh my memory.?
?You told me I could pick an activity tonight, anything I wanted, and
we?d do it together.?
?Okay, so what do you want to do?? I asked, taking a swig of my beer to
cover my nervousness.
?I want to go to the Eintausch Institute.?
Karma?s a bitch. I let out a gasp that turned into a series of coughs as
my drink went down the wrong pipe. Laila looked at me with concern in her
eyes, but I managed a hoarse ?I?m okay.? I coughed a few more times as
she gently rubbed her hand in a circle on my back. ?About the Institute,?
I said finally, ?I?m not sure that?s such a good idea.?
?Don?t you think you?re man enough?? she asked with a bitter laugh.
?It?s not that...? I started, but she cut me off.
?You said I could pick, and I did. I?ve already made an appointment.
We?re going, so let?s go.? She stood, clamping her hand around my wrist
and pulled on my arm as she turned toward the exit. Resignedly, I got up
and followed her.
The whole way there, and as I sat in the waiting room filling out the
paperwork, I tried to think of a way to get out of this transfer. It
seemed, though, as if perhaps Lady Luck had led me to this moment. So
when the time came and my exchange facilitator asked for my verbal
consent, I gave it. Then I swallowed the liquid Viagra, got undressed and
marched into the bedroom; it was fate, after all.
I?d never seen Laila naked before, and I was taken aback by it, now.
She?d let her hair down for once, and it came just past her shoulders.
Her wide hips and thick muscular thighs were familiar to me; other curves
had only been hinted at. Her breasts were bigger than I?d imagined, and
of course I?d imagined them; I was a man. I?d figured her for a C-Cup,
but what I saw now were DD?s, easily, sagging just a little, with long,
fat nipples almost begging to be sucked on, and silver-dollar sized
areolae, both a dark brown; pale stretch marks radiated out from them.
I?d been sure that she had a flat belly, but seeing it now, there was a
decidedly convex curve to it. Below it, her pussy was topped with a cute
patch of neatly trimmed blonde curls.
?You haven?t looked at me like that in a long time,? she said, ?I like
it.?
We drew close and wrapped each other in an embrace, lips locked together.
I was aware of my almost painfully hard dick pressed between my toned abs
and her curiously rounded belly, as she ran her nails lightly down my
back. I trailed kisses down her neck and to her breasts, taking a nipple
between my lips and sucking it into my mouth. Her breath was a hiss as
she inhaled sharply, arching her back. ?Gently, gently,? she sighed. I
let go and rose to kiss her mouth again.
Her fingers entwined themselves behind my neck as she ground her hips
into me. I grabbed two hands full of her ass and pulled her onto my lap
as I sat down on the edge of the bed. She put a tender hand over my
heart, fingers splayed across my chest. Something about the gesture
seemed familiar, but I couldn?t quite place it. I laid my hand on top of
hers, our fingers lacing together and the sense of d?j? vu got stronger;
with it came a strong sense of guilt.
?I?m not Mick,? I confessed. ?I?m not your husband.?
?I know,? she replied with one of her Mona Lisa smiles. Her hand dropped
to her lap, fingers brushing briefly against my shaft; the incidental
contact made me shudder. She got up and sat down beside me on the bed.
?I?d had my suspicions for a while now. I?m glad you came clean before we
passed the point of no return. You?re Steve, yes??
?Yeah,? I admitted sheepishly, ?I?m sorry that I let things get this
far.?
?It took a group effort to arrive at this moment,? she said placatingly,
?But we can talk about the details later. Do you remember our Cinco de
Mayo party??
?Not really,? I replied, confused by the apparent non-sequitur. ?It?s
mostly just a blur. I had way too much to drink that night.? Suddenly,
something clicked in my brain. ?Did we...??
She nodded. ?I also had been drinking heavily. I?d just found out Mick
was sleeping around again; I used you as a way to get even with him. I
was upset and lonely and I wasn?t using my best judgment. That?s not much
of an excuse, I know.?
?Hey, I?m in no position to criticize,? I said, pointing at the body I
was wearing, ?I?d more than half convinced myself it was a dream.?
?I?ve got proof that it wasn?t.? Laila ran a hand over her belly.
?You?re pregnant?? I felt dread and excitement in roughly equal parts.
Molly and I wanted children; we had tried to conceive, so far without
success.
?I should have told you earlier, but I couldn?t find the right time.?
?I?m not sure there would have ever been one, without this trip.? She
didn?t immediately respond, and my mind was reeling from all I?d learned
today. My wife was having an affair with my best friend. I?d cheated on
her with his wife, and now she was having my baby. It seemed absurd that
I could still be aroused and yet there I was. And there she was, naked,
sitting next to me, so close I could feel the heat of her body. My cock
stood erect between my legs, twitching with every beat of my heart.
?Are we really any less impaired now than we were at that party?? Laila
mused, ?I have to think we?re not. And yet,? she sighed heavily and
reached out to clasp my hand, ?I turned to you, that night, because I?ve
come to care for you. And right or wrong, I want to share myself with
you, now. Can you...would you make love to me??
In the state I was in, the affirmative was really the only way I could
answer that question. ?I would like nothing better,? I told her. We
climbed onto the bed and laid our heads on the pillows facing each other.
Her smile was wide and bright now, reflecting the stars in her eyes.
?Hi there,? she said, throwing her leg over my waist. With a giggle, she
rolled onto her back dragging me on top of her. With a hand on the back
of my head, she pulled me into a kiss as she spread her legs invitingly.
I positioned my cock at her entrance, wetting the tip with the juices
dripping from her lips. She was tight as I plunged into her, and she let
out a soft gasp. I knew from experience now something of how it must feel
for her: the pressure of that initial entry, followed by warmth spreading
through her loins as I filled her up.
Laila wrapped her legs around me and pressed her ankles into my back. Our
hips bucked and rocked in a jagged rhythm that began to smooth out as we
learned the other?s tendencies. Her little cries of pleasure became
longer and louder as we achieved greater harmony.
By some mutual understanding, we wordlessly shifted positions, Laila
moving to her hands and knees, a pillow beneath her chest and her hair
falling over her shoulder. I was kneeling behind her now, gripping her
waist for leverage, my thumbs bracketing the intricate floral tattoo on
her lower back. My dick reached deeper than before, my hips smacking into
her ass as I thrust forcefully into her.
Her breathing and mine were starting to grow ragged, and I braced myself
for the transfer. ?Don?t stop,? Laila ordered, and she clamped down on my
cock with the walls of her pussy. I began to cum and let out a noise that
started as a grunt in Mick?s throat and tailed off as a shriek in
Laila?s, muffled by the bedding into which my face was now pressed.
Mick let go his grip on my waist and his dick slipped out of my hole
along with a dribble of cum. I was still feeling the tingling afterglow
of an orgasm as I sat up and turned to face him. He was sitting on his
haunches, eyes wide in amazement.
?I love that squeezing thing you did, just before...? I said, trailing
off, my voice not sounding like I expected. I couldn?t place what was off
until Mick replied.
?Those are called Kegels,? he told me, the Swedish accent softening his
usual deep growl, ?A good thing for a pregnant woman to practice.?
My hand went to my belly, softly rubbing it. ?Is the baby moving yet??
?Not yet; it?ll be a month at least.?
?Oh, okay,? I was a little disappointed that I wouldn?t get to experience
it.
When the warning chime sounded, we went to our respective bathrooms to
get washed up. I wondered what the record was for transfers in a single
day. For my part, it was the third shower I?d taken at the Institute
facility, in my third different body. The shower stall had become an easy
point of reference for my changes in size. It was like a mash-up of Alice
in Wonderland and Goldilocks. As Molly, I?d had to stand on tiptoes just
to adjust the showerhead. As Mick, I?d stuck out the top; now it was just
right.
Laila?s clothes were in a messy pile on the chair. There was the blouse
I?d noticed earlier, a sports bra branded with the Calvin Klein logo, a
pair of black spandex leggings, and a pair of cotton thong panties. The
bra was on the top of the pile so it went on first; there didn?t seem to
be any sort of clasp, so I pulled it on over my head, squishing my sore
breasts with their huge and overly sensitive nipples into the heavily
padded halter. I picked up the thong and eyed it skeptically. Did women
really want to wear these things, or did they just do it out of adherence
to fashion rules? They looked so uncomfortable. I drew them up my legs,
nestled that thin strap of fabric between my cheeks, and...it wasn?t so
bad. I felt like my ass was hanging out, and the leggings didn?t help
much with that. They molded themselves to the curves of my lower half and
left little to the imagination. I felt self-conscious about it, until I
checked myself out in the mirror. I got strangely giddy staring at my
flat feminine crotch and the little baby bump above it. The thought that
kept running through my head was ?this is me; I?m going to be a mommy!? I
finally managed to tear myself away with the reminder that it was only
until tomorrow. I put my top on, then completed the outfit with some
ankle socks and a pair of trainers.
The shadows were starting to get long as the new Mick and I met up again
in the parking lot.
"What gave me away, earlier? How could you tell I wasn't Mick?"
"A few things," he said. "Mick and I have been married for over twenty
years. You don't move like he does. There were other things, too. You
didn't complain about my bush; he always wants me to be shaved down
there. You realized it hurt me when you were sucking on my nipple, and
then you quit." He shrugged. "What you look like is only a small part of
who you are. How you act is more important."
I turned his words over in my mind, contrasting them with what Bianca had
suggested before. I might have Laila's body, but I wasn't her, any more
than she was now Mick. I wasn't really Steve anymore, either, although I
didn't know a better label to give myself. I unlocked the car and the man
in Mick?s body climbed into the passenger seat. ?I?ve been thinking,? I
announced as I got behind the wheel.
?Oh? What about??
?The things we?ve done, all of us. There are two things that need to
happen. First of all, I need some really greasy hash browns; lots of
them. That?s an absolute must. Look it up on your phone. There?s got to
be a Waffle House or something around here.?
?Okay,? he replied with a chuckle, ?and what?s the second thing??
?We need to find the others, sit down, and talk things out.? I started
the car. ?Have you got an address for me? We should get some takeout for
everybody.?
About 45 minutes later I was sitting at the table in the common room of
the Gundersons? suite. I?d settled for the International House of
Pancakes and then we?d made a quick stop at a Walgreens for some
additional supplies on the way back to the hotel. Laila had gone back
down to round up Mick and Molly. I left the room door propped open for
them and started to eat before the food got too cold.
?Are...are you putting whipped cream on those?? Molly asked
incredulously. He was standing in the doorway, still in my original body.
?Maybe,? I replied equivocally. I sprayed a little more Reddi-Wip on my
hash browns before setting the can back on the table. ?Don?t judge me!? I
added as I shoved a forkful into my mouth. They tasted as good as one
might expect, but they were incredibly satisfying. I ate a few more bites
as I tried to think of the right words to say. ?There are pancakes and
syrup, and some bacon,? I said pointing to the Styrofoam containers
stacked on the table.
?Did you and Laila go to the Eintausch Institute?? He closed the door
behind him and sat down across from me. ?I wouldn?t have thought that was
your style, but I talked to Mick downstairs and he has an accent now. He
said we were gathering here.?
?I did switch with Laila, but I?m not Mick, I?m Steve,? I admitted,
bracing for the inevitable explosion of temper.
When it came, it was mild by Molly?s standards. He clenched his fists and
shouted, ?How the fuck did that happen? Does that mean Mick?s running
around somewhere in my body??
?Laila?s looking for him, now. As for how it happened, he was thinking
with his dick,? I told Molly about Mick coming to our room, how I learned
of their affair, how I tricked him into the transfer, the anger which
motivated it and the remorse I felt afterward.
?I can?t say I?m not still mad at you for giving away my body, but I
guess I did set myself up for it. It?s a relief, really, that you know
about him and me; the deceit was getting tiresome. I think a part of me
wanted you to find out. But you still haven?t told me the whole story.
How did you end up...like that?? He gestured in the air toward me,
tracing the curves of my body.
?Laila wanted to swap with Mick; she was undeterred when I told her who I
really was.? I recounted Laila?s story about the party. ?By that point, I
felt like I?d messed up so bad that one more mistake wouldn?t matter.?
?That, and you thought she was hot, and you were really horny, right??
?Well, yeah.?
?I don?t really have any right to be angry with you when it comes to
infidelity. Especially not when it comes to Laila.? Molly added with a
throaty growl. ?A baby, though, really??
?That bit I just found out, myself,? I admitted.
?Still, it explains a few things,? he said with a glance at the slivers
of potato and smears of cream left on my plate. ?Did she tell you that
she and I were also lovers??
?No...were or are?? I asked.
?Were. I?d told her you were okay with it...?
?I might have been, if I wasn?t being left out.?
?Anyway, she broke it off, either because she felt guilty about you, or
out of misguided loyalty to Mick.? He shrugged. ?She had to know he was
sleeping around, and not just with me.?
?Why were you with him??
?I don?t know. Can there be a satisfactory answer to that question? I
didn?t love him; I don?t really even like him...?
?It?s just that he?s hot and you were really horny? I kinda know what
that?s like.?
He smiled sadly. ?Yeah, I guess you do.? Molly came around the table and
took my right hand in both of his. ?I?m sorry, Steve. I haven?t been fair
to you for a long time, now. I tried to convince myself that we were
drifting apart, that it was inevitable. But any drift was because I was
pushing you away. I?ve learned today, partly in the last few minutes,
that I am still in love with you; that the things I love about you don?t
depend on the way you look. Now it feels like we?re on the edge of
something, and I don?t want to lose you. I want you in my life.?
?I don?t want to lose you, either,? I said, pulling him into an embrace.
The emotion of the moment overwhelmed me; tears were streaming down my
cheeks. Just as quickly, the tears turned to laughter as I noticed the
effect I was having on him. ?Um...is that your wallet, or are you just
happy to see me??
?Damn, I?m going to be glad to get my body back,? Molly said with a
chuckle.
We heard the latch unlock and turned to look; Laila opened the door and
shuffled into the room. ?Sorry I took so long. I found Mick at one of the
bars downstairs.? He collapsed into a chair at the table with a deep
sigh. ?I put her to bed in your room. I?m afraid you might have a bad
hangover tomorrow, Molly.?
The three of us spent the night in the suite. By unspoken agreement we
all slept alone; I slept in Laila?s bed, Laila slept in Mick?s, and Molly
took the couch. I awoke around one in the morning to the sound of voices
in the common room.
?I really can?t switch back,? I heard Laila saying. ?I?ve read about
people who always knew they were in the wrong body. It wasn?t like that
for me; I was content before. But when I transferred into this body...it
felt right, like I?d been wearing my pants too tight all my life, and
finally put on a pair that fit.?
?I?m pretty partial to that body, myself,? came the reply in Molly?s
voice. Mick continued, ?I can?t go on as a woman. No offense, Molly, but
I feel small and weak in your body and I hate that. Laila?s body might
suit me better in that respect, I suppose. It?s just...nothin? on Steve,
mind you, but I ain?t carryin? another man?s child.?
?What about a compromise?? I suggested, stepping into the conversation.
The three of them were sitting around the table with the lights turned
low. Laila, shirtless and wearing plaid pajama pants had dark circles
under his eyes. Mick had a bad case of bed-head and was sipping at a
glass of water; she was wearing the same bathrobe I?d had on earlier when
I was in Molly?s body. Molly, still dressed in my jeans and polo had a
sympathetic look on his face which changed to puzzlement when I spoke.
?Steve...sorry if we woke you,? Laila said.
?It?s alright,? I assured her. ?I think this might be the conversation I
was hoping earlier that we would have.?
?So what?s this compromise of yours?? Mick asked.
?As I see it, Molly wants to be herself again. Laila feels like himself
for the first time, and you can?t stand the idea of being a woman. I
don?t care strongly either way about that, particularly, but I am curious
to see what it?s like to be pregnant, so I don?t have a real desire to
return to my body. If you?re willing to take it, Mick, it?s yours.?
?Steve...are you sure?? Molly looked at me with a strangely hopeful
expression on his face.
?Any dick?s gotta be better than no dick at all,? Mick said
philosophically, ?I suppose it?s a fitting penance for diddlin? your wife
behind your back.?
We agreed to return to the Institute later in the morning after we?d all
gotten some rest. Everyone went back to their beds, but I couldn?t sleep.
I was caught in an emotion somewhere between the anticipation of night
before Christmas and the pre-test jitters of finals week.
I?d been staring at the clock for half an hour when I heard the approach
of soft footfalls. Molly slipped quietly through the doorway and climbed
onto the bed beside me. ?Are you awake?? he asked in a low voice.
?Yeah,? I replied. ?My mind is all over the place. I get like this when I
have a plan but I can?t carry it out right away. I overanalyze it and
worry that I?m forgetting something...like asking you how you felt about
it. How do you feel about it? Am I making a big mistake??
?No, I think it will be good for us. It?s going to change the dynamic of
our relationship; it puts us on more equal footing. I?ve always felt like
the difference in our ages gave you the edge in life experience, but now
there are some things I can teach you.?
?I never knew you felt like that,? I said, rolling over to face him. ?I
look forward to your lessons. Anything you want to show me now?? I gave
him what I hoped was an enticing smile.
?Let?s wait until I?m feeling more like myself.? He kissed me, his
stubble rough against my skin. ?I think we?ll both enjoy it more.?
?I?ll hold you to it,? I told him. We fell asleep soon after, wrapped in
each other?s arms.
The light streaming through the gaps in the thick hotel curtains woke us
up some hours later. Molly went back to our room for a fresh outfit and I
dug through Laila?s bags to find some clean clothes for myself. They
weren?t going to fit him anymore, so maybe they were really mine, now.
Molly and Laila were already waiting in the common room of the
Gundersons? suite when I finished getting ready; Mick straggled in a few
minutes later.
At the Eintausch Institute, we were directed to a third entrance at the
back side of the building. The four of us were ushered into a conference
room where we were introduced to a woman in a business suit who turned
out to be a lawyer.
?My name is Sally McGill and I?m here to help you with the legal aspects
of transferring permanently to new bodies,? she told us, ?It?s a little
more involved than transferring the title of a car, but the principles
are the same. My team and I will help you with all the paperwork.?
Before we could start filling out forms, Mick and Molly had to switch
bodies with each other. A technician was brought in and explained that
even though Mick had never been in my body before, intercourse would not
be required for the swap. ?Your consciousness maintains a connection with
your original body, like a rubber band. Ordinarily, when the transfer
period is over we release the temporary bond holding it to the new body
and it snaps back into place; Mick?s consciousness will try to do that,
but since his old body is occupied, it will go to the empty vessel
instead.? After bidding Mick and Molly to sit still and close their eyes,
the technician tapped a few commands into his tablet. ?There. Is
everybody where they expected to be??
?I am,? Molly said. ?It?s good to be back.? She came over to sit next to
me and squeezed my hand.
Mick seemed dazed, or worse. There was a blank stare on the slack face of
my old body. After a moment, he gave a shudder and shook his head.
?What?s everybody looking at me for?? he asked, running a hand over his
face. ?Guess it worked, huh??
Sally handed out documents to Laila, Mick and I. Mine had a list of the
vital statistics of my original body: height, weight, hair and eye color,
and so forth. At the bottom of the page was a declaration that I was
forgoing all rights to the previously described ?vessel?. I signed it and
passed it on to Mick; he passed his to Laila, and Laila passed his in
turn to me. I again signed, this time accepting charge of my new body.
One of Sally?s clerks took our fingerprints and a DNA swab to be filed
with our ?title? certificates.
?If any of you would like to change your name, we can handle that now, as
well,? Sally said.
?Don?t see as how I need to,? Mick answered. ?Be more trouble than it?s
worth; I?d have to get all new stationery and such.?
?I would like to change mine,? Laila said. Turning to me and Molly he
explained, ?If I?d been born a boy, my mother said she would have named
me Erik, after my grandfather. It seems appropriate now.?
?You haven?t given it any thought at all have you?? Molly said to me with
a playfully mocking smile.
?Well yeah, I have, actually,? I replied, ?I acknowledge that ?Steve?
isn?t quite as suitable as it used to be. How about Stephanie? Not very
original, I know. But hey, at least it?ll be easy to remember.?
It?s now been five months since that fateful trip to Vegas. Today is New
Year?s Eve, a time to reflect on the past and look forward to the future
and new beginnings. With the help of the Eintausch Institute?s lawyer, I
was able to go back to my engineering job, once all my paperwork had been
processed; I even managed to hold on to my security clearance. Of course
things were awkward with my old group on my first day back; that could be
a whole story on its own. It?s not often that a man goes on vacation and
comes back six inches taller and female. It all worked out though; since
I?m one of the only women in the engineering department, HR and
management decided to reward me with a diversity promotion that moved me
to a different project within the company. I actually have people
reporting to me, now, and I don?t have to work nearly as much overtime.
The swap advanced Erik?s career, too. He?s got a new job; instead of high
school girls, he?s now coaching the men?s team at the local university.
After we all returned home, Mick announced, and I quote, ?I can?t be
married to another dude.? He filed for divorce, and it was finalized last
week; how about that for a Merry Christmas. Mick?s grown his mustache
back on my old face and almost has that body back to the shape it was in
when I was in the Army. We hadn?t seen much of him until Jakob and
Daniella came home for the holidays. They think all the swapping is
weird, but they do seem excited about their new sister.
Molly and I discussed it together and we invited Erik to move in with us.
It might end up being a bad idea, but so far it?s worked out. We all love
each other, and he brings something to the relationship that we would
otherwise be missing. Before my first swap, I?d been steadfastly
heterosexual, with no interest in men. I still prefer women, but I?ve
discovered that I like some dick every once in a while. I know Molly
does, too. Erik takes care of Molly and me in other ways, of course. He
insisted that I keep to his old workout schedule. Molly joined in as
well, and Erik acts as our personal trainer. He?s also the only one of us
who?s been through a pregnancy before, or even looked after a baby, for
that matter. He?s been at all my doctor?s appointments and childbirth
classes.
Tonight, Molly is sitting between Erik and me on the couch as we watch
the countdown to midnight; there?s no champagne in sight. Each of us has
a hand on her big round belly, feeling the baby move. We found out she
was expecting shortly after we returned from Las Vegas. A paternity test
suggested that it was actually Molly who got me pregnant while I was in
her body during our swap. The odds of a man getting two different women
pregnant on a single attempt with each are astronomical. I tried my
chances with the lottery, but maybe the luck stayed with my old body. A
few weeks ago my wife had an ultrasound and we learned that she?s having
a girl, the same as me. Molly?s got a long way to go to catch up to me. I
look like I?m hiding a basketball under my shirt, my belly button is now
an outie, and I can never seem to find a comfortable position. I?m due at
the end of January, and I can hardly wait to meet my new daughter.