Emergency Pill Part III
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This is the true story of george phillips of meridian, mississippi, who was going up to bed when his wife told him that he´d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked “is someone in your house?” and he said no, but explained the situation. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, “okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
“hello i just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don´t have to worry about them now cause i´ve just shot them all.”
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an armed response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the phillips´ residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to george: “i thought you said that you´d shot them!”
George said, “i thought you said there was nobody available!”
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
The husband comes up with a suggestion. “if you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “how long will this take?” She asks.
“they’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.
The wife stops. “why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?”
The husband shrugs. “why not, it worked for your ass, didn´t it?” :cumbuddy:
Grandma loves oranges
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old grandma. The young girl became frantic.
Sure enough, grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, “what are you lining up for dear?” not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
“mmmm, sounds lovely,” said grandma, “i think i´ll have some myself,” she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. “but, you´re so old, how do you do it?”
Grandma replied,” oh, it´s quite easy sonny, i just remove my dentures and suck ´em dry.” :cumbuddy:
The postcard from italy
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to italy and have the baby there. “but how will i let you know the baby is born?” she asked. He replied, “just send me a postcard and write ´spaghetti´ on the back. I´ll take care of expenses.” not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor´s wife called him at the office and explained, “dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from europe, and i don´t understand what it means.” the doctor said, “just wait until i get home and i will explain it to you.” later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the er. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, “´spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti – two with sausage and meatballs, two without.´” :cumbuddy: mail me at
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