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The six foot, 210 pound guard dragged the captive blonde across the room. "Takeyour hands off of me, you goon." She yelled as she raked a heel down the shinof her assailant. He manhandled her towards the small dark room that was tobe her home for the next weeks. "Hey you great lunk, be careful with the merchandise," herkidnapper admonished. "We don't want this one bruised."

Chapter 1 : He Ain't A Heavy …He's My Bother

Just listen to that, will you? That's the sort of thing I have to put upwith all the time and I'm telling you, it ain't fair.

The fucking captives feel they've got free reign to take a pop at you forthe slightest thing and the snatch kings think that anyone who's not in thefield is a waste of space. Oh, yeah, and Doctor Evil or whatever smart arseis running the show always knows where to look to pass out the blame if anythinggoes wrong. Like I say, it ain't fair.

Goons, thugs, cohorts, henchmen (what is a hench anyways?), heavies, that'swhat they call us. We don't get the respect that we deserve, I reckon. We don'tget any respect at all. No respect, just swearing. I think it's about timeto put in a good word for us.

Hey, it's not like just anyone can do this. I'm telling you some of the guyswould go out of their mind if they had to do this job for a day. What the suitsupstairs don't realise is that if we weren't doing this, their lives wouldbe a whole lot harder.

Take me for a start. I didn't just walk in from the street to do this. Ihad to learn my trade, same as anyone else. And I had to work my way up. I'vegot twenty young ladies back here, prime meat, real assets. Even I know thatmeans about $15 to $25 million depending on the markets. You can't take careof a pile like that until you've learned a thing or to.

Let me tell you. Our name-calling, shin raking friend for a start. First,the suits bring her in without any warning and, of course, no paperwork. Wellthese things happen. But… if I ain't got the papers from them, thenI'm going to have to write them up and that means I got to get my informationfrom somewhere and I'm sure I can rely on her to let me know the details can'tI? I mean she's going to be real co-operative after what she's been throughisn't she? See what I mean?

Well anyway they turn up, with her kicking and struggling over a shoulder.They drop her down and its, "OK – pen her for now, we'll be back forher later."

Lucky I've got a spare cell – that's not always the case most week-endscoz we're pretty busy these days – and I sit her down in there. I checkout her ropes – sometimes the stuff that's put on in the field is a bitslapdash but hey, they work under pressure, I know that. Still this time they'vedone an OK job on fixing her wrists and ankles. I've got no information onwho or what she is. From the way she looks, I guess she's just some corporatesecretary that they've grabbed to get at her boss or something – whiteshirt, black skirt, chain store clothes, nothing special. So I dump her downin Cell 17, leave Alicia, a colleague of mine, in charge and let our gueststew while I go clean up the groove she's put in my shin.

Anyway. Ten minutes later I come back to find the stupid bitch out of hercell with a knife at Alicia's throat as she's backing out of the cell block.At which point, I stop giving the girl the benefit of the doubt and deal hera quick chop to the back of the head that takes her out and sends the knifespinning across the room. My colleague is sufficiently pissed to make sureshe does a real good job at making sure that little miss shin-raker stays putthis time. As a result she's hog-tied on the floor of her cell with a mouthfulof panties, her elbows cinched together and a serious headache. When our friends,the suits, come back to collect her, they accuse us of playing with their toys!Turns out she's some private eye that had been getting in their way and theknife was a folding piece she had hidden in the waist band of her skirt.

Now of course, this is all our fault isn't it? It's always down to us. Blamethe goons. Never mind that our friendly pick up team didn't:-

(1) Frisk her properly, cause they knew she was likely to be smart, or

(2) Strip her to make sure she wasn't hiding anything, or

(3) Tell us what she was so we'd have a clue to keep an eye on her, or

(4) Tie and gag her so she couldn't pull a stunt like that.

So that's the sort of thing I get upset by. Still, thanks to the fact thatthis "goon" has served his term and knows how to drop a knife wielding ladywith one chop we're all in the clear. Any thanks? Nope. You guessed it, notfrom the suits anyways.

Alicia? Now that's another matter. She was really grateful for being extricatedfrom her unfortunate position – she'd gone in to the cell to do a regularcheck and the smart cunt had jumped her. Anyway Alicia was real keen that therest of the team shouldn't get to find out what a dork she'd been, so she'sbeen showing me just how grateful she is in one of the spare cells during oneof the quiet times this evening.

What an interesting set of talents that girl has. There's always some benefits.Tee hee.

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Chapter 2 – Oh, Won't You Stay? Just A Little Bit Longer?

Then, if there's no emergencies, the other problem is the boredom. I'll letyou in to a secret. Why do you think that in the movies you only get to seeDr Evil's terrifying lair at the end when the 'hero' breaks in to blow it up?

I'll tell you why. For the rest of the time there is nothing going on. Nothing!Let's talk about tonight's shift.

I come on at 22:00. Tania, the outgoing guard, gives me her clipboard andtogether we check the cells against the list. In the first one is our heiress.Her ransom is not due for a week so she will be here at least that long. Currentthinking is she's going to be returned so she's on what we call the "dark routine" witheither a blindfold or masked guards. She's keeping quiet and she has done sinceshe came in. Then there's two other cells with girls on their way to auction.Stripped naked, shackled to the walls and ball-gagged - they don't give toomuch trouble. Then there's two "casuals" – girls that have been pickedup during other operations without previous research – they're beingheld here until we can work out what we've got and what we're going to do withthem. Casuals are always held in the tightest security – the risk's highestwhen you don't know what you're dealing with.

Anyway that gives me five guests to be signed for. Tania and I have a flirtychat and she goes off duty leaving me with the five girls and a clip board.

Sure I've got a bank of video monitors but they don't play MTV, sports orre-runs of Harmony Videos, just shots of our five friends. Since they ain'tmoving around much there's not much fun to be had there. They're cute enoughI guess but I'm getting jaded. I need something more than a naked piece ofarse in shackles on a TV screen to turn my wick up, these days.

Just about the only action is feeding and watering the guests at around 2:00a.m. We keep moving the times around to make sure they stay disorientated.It gives us a change too. I can't be bothered to mask up so we keep the heiressblindfolded for that too. She ain't too keen on trying to eat that way butI don't think she'll be complaining to the hotel management about that.

With this five there's not even an opportunity to play. The heiress is behavingherself and if we're giving her back she only gets touched if she's actingup. Auction lots can't be messed around with and casuals are off-limits untilthey've been assessed. Maybe the rules make sense but it don't leave me muchchance of fun. No sign of Alicia or any of the other girls on guard duty either- shame we could have played truncheon hide and seek. So nothing to do exceptmake sure the files are up to date.

There's a phone on my desk. It doesn't ring. What do you expect? It's threein the morning - anyone with any sense is in their bed and we don't expectany new admissions until at least 6 o'clock.

The time drags by. Four o'clock and the guests are all asleep as far as thevideo screens show. Every so often one of them will turn in her sleep, pullagainst her chains or whatever and wake herself up for a few moments. It usuallyonly takes a day or so for them to learn that it ain't no good making a fuss,so they just lie there quiet. I sometimes wonder what they think about but,hey, I should worry about them? At least they're getting some sleep.

That reminds me – five o'clock and I grab some coffee, black and strong.I need it that way – there's still another three hours of this shiftand there isn't anything going on here to keep me awake.

It's cold. Why do they always make these cell blocks underground? (Well,yeah, all right, I know it's harder for the guests to get out that way butwhat about looking after the guards? The walls are always hi-tech which meanssteel or concrete and that means cold. It's worse still if you get involvedwith some mastermind that's got the whole mountain eyrie idea. Then you endup with dripping stone walls – even worse. Why can't we have a bit ofcarpet at least? A radiator wouldn't go amiss, either.

Even 6 o'clock comes and goes without any action. At 7 o'clock they tripthe intruder alarm for a drill, which means I have to break out a semi-automaticfrom the weapons cupboard and dowse all the lights in the cells. That getsthe guests going and I have to put up with half an hour of gagged grunts andwhimpers. I look at the semi-automatic – it's in a real state. Of coursethe field guys all get their designer weapons Heckler–who knows whatand Kalashni-thingummies but we have to make do with whatever's been left inthe rack. This one looks as if it was last cleaned after the dust up in theFalklands. I give it a good clean before sticking it back in the rack. I mightpick it up again next time.

At 8 o'clock, Jack my relief turns up, I hand the clipboard over to him,we check the cells again, give the girls a toilet break and then I get off.

There, exciting wasn't it? No sudden explosions, no dramatic entry by a passinghero, no mass break-outs. Quiet and dull. And while I'm sitting here playingminder, the glory boys are out on the road, having fun and Doctor Evil or whoeveris either sleeping off yesterday's excesses or busily planning his next scheme.

Is this any life ?

Chapter 3 : I'm Just A Soul Whose Intentions Are Good...

So, is it any better on the road? Well yes, and no. Take the follow up tomiss shin-raker. Like I said, she'd been getting in the way of another project.So with her bagged up in the cells my good friends (ha, ha!) in field operationswere able to get on with their job, having told me to make sure she doesn'tget out of her ropes again. As if!

Only of course they're well into the operation when they realise they'regoing to need a baby sitter. Then it's, "Oh, Harry can you help us out?" and "Hey,you've been wanting to do some field ops haven't you?" I've worked with thislot enough to know that they're looking for 210 pounds of muscle rather thananything else but still, it gets me out of the cell block for a day, so it'sOK with me.

I turn up at the venue. It's a big house in woodlands in the north east cornerof Cheshire. It's rural but still only 20 minutes drive from the centre ofManchester. The grounds are big. Neighbours won't hear anything and folk aroundhere stay behind their own spiked fences and remote control gates unless they'reinvited in. Inside, as usual with this lot, it's a complete shambles. Furnitureupended, drawers turned out, remains of a meal, plates, glasses and cutleryspread across the living room floor.

"Bit of a mess," says the man in charge. "They were having lunch by the TV."

I'm thinking, "Yeah, and you hadn't scoped the room before you bust in hadyou?" but what I say is, "Sure. Where are they now and what do you want meto do?"

It turns out that my charges have been dumped upstairs in the master bedroom.There's four of them, the target, her sister, her press agent and the maid.Even with the gag in her mouth, I recognise the target. I've seen enough popvideos to recognise this one though right now she's dressed a little less exoticallythan when she's performing. She looks smaller than she does on TV but no lesscute. It's always fun to be moving with the rich and famous, though it's notreally something you can chat about down the pub is it? Pity I haven't gotmy camera though – what do you reckon snaps of this little scene wouldgo for in "Hello!" magazine?

"Just keep 'em quiet here for a couple of hours while we do the rest."

As usual, really clear instructions. I presume that means they don't wantthem roughed up more than necessary to keep them here. And what is a coupleof hours supposed to mean? Anything from forty minutes to half a day in myexperience.

"Think you can manage that?"

I think, "Oh, sure, anything else you haven't told me?" What I say is, "Sure."

"Then have them ready for a lift, about four-ish."

"Air or truck? Doped or awake?"

"What's it matter?"

"Not a lot, I guess but if you're bringing a chopper in here then we're goingto need to get these ladies out to the lawn whereas if we're using a truckwe can take them out through the garage. It's just easier to prep them forthat. If you're taking them out doped then they don't need blindfolds, if you'renot then they do."

"Uh, truck, no dope."

"OK" You see? No thought that anyone else but them has got problems.

"We've got to go."

Sure, they've got to go leaving me to make sure everything works when theyget back. "No problem." I'm a great liar but actually I'd rather just get onwith it. I let them disappear and check out my charges. One thing's sure, I'm not going to rely on any roping up that this bunch have done.

I start with the target. She's trussed up on the bed, lying on her face.I turn her over to check out her gag, that's always the first thing. Ah that'ssweet, she's wearing a pink tee-shirt with the name of her old band acrossher tits. I always thought she was better when she was with them. Somehow thestuff she's done since she went solo doesn't have the same bounce for me. Ican tell by the look on her face she thinks I'm going to feel her up. Her eyeswiden and she tries to back away. Well I must admit it's tempting. Her teeshirt is short, leaving a tanned couple of inches of belly showing above thewaist band of her grey mini kilt. The kilt barely covers her crotch and thetee-shirt is tight enough to show she's got no bra on. Her legs are bare, nosocks, trainers. Her black hair is done in two bunches. She looks pretty tastyto me but playing with the target is more than my job's worth. I may need toneed to do something about the gag - I can't see what they've pushed in hermouth but it seems to be keeping her complaints down to the occasional gruntso it'll do for the minute. The rope work looks OK for once. The hog tie isa bit vicious but she should be able to cope with it – I mean if herexercise video was to be believed she should be pretty supple.

Tied to the stool in front of the dressing table is our pop idol's sister.She's been attracting some attention from the press in her own right and it'seasy to see why. I guess she's five years younger than big sis, which putsher at nineteen or so. Blonde hair, well at least most if it is blonde. She'sgot her sister's trim waist and good legs but her tits are bigger. Of coursethat maybe something to do with the ropes around her elbows but I've had alot of experience in judging these things. You can tell, you know. She's gota black mesh top on over a well wired bra. That's helping display her titstoo and I ain't complaining. Her washed out, short, denim skirt, is prettytight and makes the best of her legs. The gag looks OK – her mouth lookspretty well packed under the duct tape. She's groaning a bit but nothing that'sgoing to cause a problem. No way of judging if she's going to be much of asinger by listening to her. Mind you, some as would say her sister's voiceis improved by the current arrangements. This one's off limits too, as faras I'm concerned. Shame – a grope would have been fun.

Next for checking is the maid. She's on the floor of the bedroom, wearinga uniform grey dress, white collar and cuffs on the short sleeves, white capand apron and dark tights. I guess she's in her early thirties, but still prettytrim. I check out the ropes and the gag. Ha, how did I know? What a sloppyjob. Cleave gag, looks like a scarf, with no packing – she'll be makingenough noise to wake up people in Wilmslow soon. Those ropes won't hold herwrists for more than half an hour, either. All that care taken with the ladyof the house but no one bothered too much about the hired help. That's typicalof the sort of problem I have. Left like this she'd have been helping her employerout of her ropes before too long. OK so we're going to fix that first. I sither up. She looks hopeful, like I am going to free her or something. I go rummagein the laundry basket. The maid hasn't emptied it this morning – tsk,tsk, sloppy work. Our target's panties are no use for a gag, I'd need abouta dozen of those thongs to pack a mouth but there's a pair of sports socks.I pull off the maid's gag and she's about to thank me as I jam the socks inand knot the scarf back in place. She's pissed and starts to struggle as Ipull some spare rope around her elbows and across her chest. She'd obviouslyrealised she would work things loose and gets more upset as I re-tie her wristsand ankles. That's better.

With the maid sorted I turn my attention to our star's press agent. Verysnappy dresser, this lady I think. Well cut, dark blue, suit with a nice shortskirt and a tailored jacket over a pale yellow blouse. Anyway she's tied toa chair over near the foot of the bed. As I start checking the ropes she startscoming on like she's finding it a big turn-on. Lots of gagged "mmm's" and pushingher tits forward. Now maybe I ain't that bright but I ain't that stupid either,so I give her some encouragement and let her go through with the whole MegRyan bit while keeping an eye on the mirror on the dressing table. I see thecloset door start to move and I see some fingers, bright red nails, edgingaround the door. Well, what do you know? Our professional friends missed one.

I let the newcomer get right out of the closet, edging towards the door.She looks about the same age as the target's sister, maybe a friend? Whitesleeveless top and blue denim jeans – the expensive kind, cut close onher arse.

"Don't slip out without introducing yourself," I say standing up and spinninground. I pull my gun from the waistband of my trousers. She gives a squealof fright and presses her hand to her mouth. She looks at the door about sixfeet away and then thinks better of it. "Smart thinking," I say. "Now get yourhands up and get back over here." She obliges with her hands and I wave herback with the gun. Five minutes later and she's as well trussed up as her friendswith a mouth full of her own socks strapped in with some duct tape and thelaces from her trainers around her wrists and ankles.

I look at my watch. There's still at least an hour to go until its time tomove my charges. I pass the time playing with the press agent. There won'tbe any trouble if I have a bit of fun with her. Anyway – serves her rightfor trying to distract me, I say. She seemed so keen to get it on earlier butnow she's gone all coy. I slip her jacket back off her shoulders. She getsreal upset when I pop the buttons on her blouse to get at her tits. Even withall that cloth in her mouth I can tell she isn't having any fun. Now that'swhat I call classy, her bra is exactly the right lemon yellow to go with herblouse. She makes even more of a fuss when I push her skirt up to her waist;matching panties of course. By the time the pro's deign to turn up she's stillnot got back to the level of excitement she'd been feigning before. Her blouseis torn a bit and her nipples are pretty bruised. She's almost choked on hergag a few times but I've enjoyed myself. The rest of the girls have been whimperingall the time, worried that I'm going to start on them next, so it should bea relief when my colleagues turn up. It doesn't seem to be. Anyway by thenI've got all the girlies properly gagged, blindfolded – scarves overthe eyes then taped in place - and I've given them enough rope between theirankles so I don't have to carry them downstairs but not so much that they'regoing to try running off.

My dear colleagues don't even have the good grace to apologise over the girlin the closet. "Oh, you found another one," is the best they can manage. Thenit's, "Let's get them in the truck", and we get off. Not a word of thanks.And that's typical.

Geez, if I ever got to be my own Dr Evil, or whatever, it's the dimwits likethese that would be back at the ranch.

Oh, yeah. And the truck. While the suits swan off in their Z-4's, Porschesand whatever (always so discrete!) we're dragging down the M6 in a twenty yearold Ford Transit with an eight track tape player. You think they could at leastlet us have a CD to drown out the grunts and groans from the back.

Chapter 4 : Oh Lord, Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood

Anyways, back at the ranch (well, back at the carefully hidden villain'seyrie) it's business as usual and that means the goons are still being riddenroughshod over. I'm back looking after the cells again. It's been another quietnight. Alicia's still being grateful which means I got another half hour'sfun in one of the spare cells and she's now gone off to the wash rooms to straightenout her uniform.

Anyway, the boss' latest girlfriend turns up. Now, I don't want to soundcritical but the boss doesn't do too well with relationships. He seems to modelhimself on Woody Allen's 'Jimmy Bond' in that way. They don't last too longand they tend to end up down here in the cells.

Well, this one is still walking around and, of course, trying to live upto the whole 'girlfriend of the criminal mastermind' bit. Well, of course theoutfit has to fit the part doesn't it? How come you never see these girls ina knitted twin set? Oh no, glamorous Glennis (for that is her name) turns upwearing the usual designer-goth outfit that looks as if she's stolen it fromthe set of Elvira – Mistress of the Dark. It's just as well that thevillain's lair is always well heated – with that amount of cleavage shecould easily catch a cold on her chest.

So, in strides Glennis, slapping the mandatory riding crop against her thigh.(There's only a few inches between the top of the slit in her skirt and thebottom of her plunging neckline – I reckon if she breathed in suddenlythe dress would fall apart) and demands to take one of the guests out of hercell. Actually I use the word 'strides' loosely, she's on stilt high heelsand she hasn't learned to cope with them yet.

The interesting thing is that Glennis has suddenly caught lesbianism nowthat she's the boss's girlfriend. I knew her when she was a clerk in registryand her tastes seemed pretty exclusively heterosexual then. Now it's almostlike it's a badge of office to have a girl-toy on hand. Anyway, Glennis isexplaining to me how she wants to take out one of the guests out for an airingwhen Alicia trots back from the washroom. So, Glennis wants to rub in the factthat she's top dog around here – well top bitch actually but whatever – especiallysince she and Alicia used to work together. Glenn decides to tear Alicia offa strip for not being at her post. Then she spots that one of Alicia's breastpockets are unfastened and that gives her a real chance for some barely concealedfondling as she buttons it for her while Alicia stands at attention, teethgritted. Still I can't blame Glennis; there's something about the way thatuniform shirts fit across Alicia's chest. I'd been doing much the same earlier,only I'd been focusing on undoing buttons.

Well once Glennis has been concluded her Sapphic interlude with Alicia, she'sback to demanding her toy. Now I'm not dumb enough to imagine that she's goingto bring down the right paperwork but equally she can't (or won't) see thatI can't just spring open a cage and dole out guests willy-nilly. I just wanther to sign for the outgoing and she says she won't.

In the end I decide not to push it and give her the choice of the two casualswho've now been cleared to be taken on to inventory. I get Alicia to paradethem for Glennis having them stand, handcuffed and gagged, against the admissionsoffice wall while the boss' girlfriend gets to check them over. She's takinga delight in that, feeling them up like the most professional of auction buyers – wellat least it's good experience for the girls.

"Drop the red-head's skirt and open her blouse," Glennis tells Alicia andonce this is done she gives the poor girl a closer examination. The red-headis squirming with embarrassment as Glennis turns her this way and that. "She'lldo," she declares.

"We'll bring her up to your rooms," I offer.

"Err, good. Have her there in half an hour," Glennis responds and with thatshe gives a wave of her arm and swans out. Neither of the two girls know whichis the lucky one. I've think it's the brunette as we put her back in her cell.

"So now I've got to make a trip all the way up to level 2 with this one,have I?" snaps Alicia, grabbing the red-head by a handful of her long auburnhair.

"Yeah, but at least we've got time to get her booked out properly now," Icome back, "if Glenn had taken this one with her we'd have no chit or nothing."

"Oh, yes. I see, sorry."

I pick up the phone and talk to the shift leader. He can give us clearanceto shift a guest without paperwork. At least this way someone off the floorknows that there's an undocumented guest about in the building.

As it turns out by the time Alicia gets up to Glennis' rooms she's decidedto go off with the boyfriend somewhere so our red-head could have ended upjust sitting around in the apartments. She gets brought straight back and putin her cell. Well at least she got some exercise, even if she's missing herskirt now. Nice legs, though.

Chapter 5 : Heavy Medal

Of course the other time they want us goons involved is when they've gota big job on and their usual keyhole surgery techniques won't work, so theywant to get in by weight of numbers.

Last month's project, for example must have been one of the biggest evercarried out, in the UK at least. The goal was to deliver a complete fitnesscentre and health spa for one of our far eastern clients. The plan was relativelystraightforward. We would set up the centre here in the UK with the appropriatestaff and equipment which would then all be lifted in one shipment to our client.The list of staff required came to 18 so it was fairly obvious that we wouldhave to by-pass our normal holding and shipping arrangements and equally itwas clear the lift would need almost everyone that could to take part.

So, on one damp day in February, our boss found himself standing on a platformat the front of a room in the country mansion that his audience believed wasto become the new spa centre, addressing the shortly-to-be staff of Spa Nirvana.On the platform with our boss is Glamorous Glennis, dressing down today asthe "girlfriend of international health club entrepreneur" (by which I meanshe has a skirt on that hides the top half of her thighs), plus three of theregular field team appearing in suits as usual.

At the back of the hall, outside the doors are four other heavies and me.We reckon eighteen between eight sounds manageable. In the audience, visiblefrom my position at just outside the rear door to the room, are (accordingto my briefing):-

One centre manager
Two administrators
Two secretaries
One sports doctor
Two gym trainers
Two nurses
One physiotherapist
One aroma therapist
One masseuse
Two swimming instructors
One receptionist
One pool cleaner / plumber / electrician / maintenance girl
Two accommodation maids

In the crate to my left are, eighteen foam pads, six rolls of duct tape,eighteen pairs handcuffs, eighteen leather transport hoods. I've got my machinepistol ready as the boss gets ready to speak. There's only one problem. I reckonthere's going to be a lot of confusion when we get started. Looks like thesuits have done their usual impeccable preparation.

"Welcome, everyone," the Boss says, "to the inauguration of the Nirvana Spa.I am so pleased that you could all be here for this event today as stakeholdersin the success of this venture." This is showing every sign of being as dullas the pep talks we get back at the Centre. Finally he gets to the point. "Perhaps,Ms Johnson, you could join us on stage." Ms Johnson is the centre manager,a woman of about forty dressed in a smart suit. She mounts the stage, smilingat the audience as she moves towards where the boss is standing. He leads around of applause as she walks up That's our cue to get ready.

Ms Johnson reaches the podium alongside the Boss. He pulls out a pistol andlevels it at her head as he grabs her arm. "Please everyone keep quite still," heannounces. "There's been a change of plan."

A squeal of terror runs around the room as we burst in from each door, gunslevelled. The Boss speaks again. "Now, ladies. Hands in the air please, keepquiet and just do exactly as you are told." Their heads are swivelling everywhich way but all they can see is men with guns. They do as they are told.

I kick the crate down the centre aisle. We've each been given our set tolook after. Mine are the three nearest my door. From the look of them it'sthe two nurses and the maintenance girl.

The Boss is chatting again. "Ladies, in case you haven't worked this outyet, you are being kidnapped. Your jobs at the Nirvana Spa are real enough,its just that the spa is not going to be located here after all and the distanceis, I fear, too great for you to commute. Here's what we want you to do. Oneof my men will invite each of you to get up, one at a time and we'll take thingsfrom there. Oh, there is one other thing. Ms Johnson, perhaps you can giveus the lead on this? Strip down to your underwear, please."

Oh, why do they always feel obliged to explain what's going on? It wouldbe so much simpler if he'd just said, get the fuck on the floor and get yourfucking hands behind you! Ms Johnson, is now looking pretty scared. The Bossjams his gun against her and she starts to strip, shedding her jacket, pullingher top over her head and then dropping her skirt around her ankles. I grabone of the nurses sitting by the aisle. She's about 24, I guess, wearing awhite button through dress and a cap, white tights and mules.

"You know what to do," I tell her, holding the gun barrel right up underher chin as she unbuttons the dress. Plain white bra and panties, very clinical.She slings her dress across the chair. I get her to cuff her own hands behindher back and then I slip the cuffs a couple of notches tighter. They must thinkwe're stupid or something. My other nurse gets the same treatment. By the timeI get on to the maintenance girl the whole room is full of half-naked whimperingwomen and the Boss is wandering round, checking up on his new acquisitions.

He fetches up in my corner of the room as I am snapping the cuffs tight onmy third captive. She really hadn't wanted to get out of her tee-shirt andjeans but we'd solved that little difficulty without me breaking her arm. "Now,now," the Boss says, "you are a bit of a wriggler, aren't you? What's the mattermy dear? Don't you want to join our little party? You'd better behave or myfriend here might accidentally break something." And then he drifts off toget in the way of someone else.

My take on that sort of thing is it just annoys people, and that's just whathappened here. "Bastard" she yells at me, would you believe, then tries tokick me and, when that doesn't work, spits in my face.

Well, she was going to be gagged anyway. That just gave me a great excuseto jam a wad of sponge in her mouth and tape it up. OK so I did it a bit moreviciously than otherwise, but it was her own fault, silly little cunt. I wrappedthe tape around her head quite a few times, it must have been hell to get itoff her hair. When I saw her next her hair was only about half an inch long,the must have had to cut it off her.

The two nurses got scared then and needed a bit of a slap before I got themgagged as well but soon enough I've got my three nice and secure, quiet asmice and their heads in their leather transport hoods.

The rest of the place is in a muddle. There's half naked girls every whichway. Some of them handcuffed, some of them gagged, some of them hooded. Allgood fun but there's always a risk that you'll lose some when things aren'tmade to run smoothly.

Well anyway the suits decide that all is finished so we hustle the girlsout to the truck and chain them to their allotted place in the back. Somebody'sbagged up all their clothes and we dump that in the truck as well. One of ourlot is in the driving seat (funny how the suits have all drifted off to theirBMW's and the like) and is just about to get going when I notice we're oneshort. You wouldn't think it would be beyond the whit of these college kidsto count up to eighteen.

I tell the guys to hold on while I go back and look. Sure enough there'sone still back in the hall. I can see her feet sticking out underneath oneof the long heavy curtains that hung down beside the windows. She'd been ableto edge away and slide behind it, and kicked a hood in with her so no one hadnoticed there was one of those left over. I pull the curtain back and jam mygun against her belly, She squeals – not too loudly 'cos she's been gagged.I guess she was just hoping we'd go away – which we very nearly did.I'm not sure which of them she is. She's got some pretty sexy underwear on,wired bra, thong, hold-ups. She must have been planning to give her fellowa good time tonight. Oh, well one of us will have to stand in for him.

Hee, hee.

I get the hood on her and push her out to the truck. It would have been areal embarrassment to leave her behind. Witnesses are never a good idea.

So I get it sorted out. Is anyone handing out medals though? Are they? Shit!Even the driver's complaining that I've kept him waiting. I wouldn't mind butthis one wasn't even one of mine.

Chapter 6 : Goon But Not Forgotten

So, why do I it put up with it?

Well first of all, in spite of all the problems, the business is doing prettywell, it seems to me. I keep hearing about down-sizing and all that sort ofthing in banking and insurance, in manufacturing, even in IT. In our line ofwork there is still plenty of growth and no shortage of customers. That's gottobe good news for job security. Of course the Middle Eastern markets have beenoff lately but the Far East has been more than compensating, if the numberof young ladies I've been crating up for Shanghai is anything to go by. Aslong as I keep my nose clean here, I guess this job will continue. At leastthe Boss doesn't seem to be aiming for anything too ambitious. No drive forworld domination or anything like that – just a steady business witha bit of growth each year. It's the world domination stuff that causes theproblems. All sorts of people want to start getting in your way then. We'rebetter off just sticking to our trade.

Then, it's what I've trained for, what I'm good at. There hasn't been anyoneget outside the cell block on one of my shifts all the time I've been here.

Most of my co-workers are OK folk. The two ladies I share shifts with atthe moment are fine. Alicia's got plenty to learn but she's willing and reliable.(And still so grateful!) Tania's a complete professional. You always know whenshe hands over the block that everything is going to be squared off. Jack'sthe same. You can rely on them for a favour and be sure that they won't fowlup but then they're guys in the back room, just like me.

Well, and you get to meet some people you might otherwise not come across.Our recent pop-star guest for example. Of course, she was gagged and hoodedmost of the time so there wasn't much chance to chat but, on the other hand,the rest of her was naked, which was neat. She has got that tattoo on her leftbuttock that all the press have been speculating about and it looked real enoughto me. Funny though, she got really upset when I played her CD's on the systemI've got down here. Her sister used to get pretty agitated too.

And finally, what goes around, comes around. The pop star's been returnedto her record company along with her sister. They paid the ransom and rightnow the market's a bit flat for celebrities that have passed their peak sothey all went back together. I reckon we did all right on the ransom, a fewmore months and the record company might have lost interest - the last album'ssales aren't going that well. There's nothing more embarrassing that sendingin the ransom demand and having them come back, "Nah, for that price – keepher." She's rumoured to be working on an album called "Love In Chains" andthe record company is hoping that it will get their ransom investment back.Little Sis made a few quid from interviews about her kidnap hell which haspissed the police off because she's made too much stuff public. The pop staris moving out of her Cheshire home. "Too many bad vibes," she says. We'll haveto watch for who turns up there next, it was a pretty good venue and whoeverit is will have enough cash not to miss some coming in our direction. Whoevermissed the fact that little sister's friend was on the premises really fowledup. She was on the target list for a future job that's now had to be scratched.Lousy research on someone's part and the boss is reputedly very peeved withthe field team. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Not as peeved as he was with Glennis, however. It turns out that GlennisThe Glamorous Girlfriend had thought that quite a few of the rules didn't applyto her. As a result we had one guest that failed to make her reserve at lastweek's auction Glennis had decided she really wanted to have a play just beforethe sale and her toy ended up showing some marks. Anyway none of the bidderswas very impressed with what looked like very much second hand goods. In theBoss's book that scored badly in three ways. One, he didn't make his cash,two his customers think he's a dork for putting damaged goods on the platformand three he's got the costs of holding on to her until the next auction.

Anyways, not unreasonably, he's aiming to get his money and his reputationback. Glennis has been delivered to the cells, together with Carrie, the guardthat let Glennis take the guest out. Glennis is being sold to raise the shortfallin cash and the guard is to be passed around as a "complementary" to thosecustomers that had been expected to bid for the damaged lot. Right now thepair of them are taking up space in my little domain and I have very explicitinstructions from the Boss to make sure Glennis is as uncomfortable as canbe. Right now that means she's chained standing with her neck and wrists ina yoke. The yoke is held by two chains that run up to the ceiling of her cellstretching her neck just a little higher than she can comfortably stand inher high heeled shoes. Her knees and ankles are kept apart by spreader bars.She is ring gagged – the Boss really loves how the drool runs down her- corseted and blindfolded while small electrodes deliver shocks of varyingintensities at random intervals to her labia, her nipples or her tongue. She'llsuffer like this for a while until the Boss decides that any more will damageher value. That could be quite a while – a set up like this doesn't leavetoo many marks.

Alicia has been keen to get the chance to make sure Glennis is kept secure,she's taken to popping in to the cell every hour or so to tighten straps andchains. It's cruel, I guess but like she says, she could have ended up beingpassed out as a complementary as easily as Carrie has.

The Boss has had the cell-cam pictures of Glennis piped into the TV systemhere. I guess he means it as a warning but, since Glennis had pissed off awide range of people, mostly it's the best entertainment some of us have hadin a while. Someone, would you believe, is running bets on when the next dropof drool drips off her twitching tits. Well, I told you it gets boring in here,sometimes.

We've tried to make things as comfortable for Carrie as we can without riskingthe Boss's wrath. Even so, she gets pulled from her cell most nights for afuck-fest with one of the Boss's pals. Her best hope is that Glennis gets soldsoon and the Boss moves on to a new project and forgets about her.

Us goons have got to look after our own. No other fucker will.

The End