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Teddy Carson had always moved through the upper echelons of polite society. His father was an Earl and Teddy was really just playing at being a student until he inherited the title and the seat in the House of Lords. To relieve the monotony of mixing with the plebs, he decided to form a rather exclusive club. 

He came to this decision one night whilst drinking in the back bar of Burlington Berties, a notorious drinking den opposite the King’s Theatre. A friend had suggested calling it Burlington Berties Club, or the BBC for short. Bertie snorted with laughter at the idea as the friend’s father was Director-General of the British Broadcasting Corporation. Another friend looked up aghast.

“Dear God, I should hope there’ll be no big black cocks in this club, Teddy.”

Teddy laughed and reassured him that the membership would be exclusive. Exclusively white, privileged, male and they would all be gay as fuck.

“Perhaps we should call it Bertie’s Bum Club?”

The response to this was muffled amongst the snorts of laughter as the group of friends got drunker and drunker. Teddy didn’t even need to explain the rationale behind the club. Everyone knew that the membership would be the future elite. The Captains of Industry, the government, perhaps even a Prime Minister or two. Whether their future was a career in the arts, politics or the business world, being a Burlington Bertie would always stand you in good stead. 

As the wine and the brandy continued to flow, Teddy decided there would have to be an event to show to everyone that they were serious about joining the exclusive club and would do whatever was necessary to be one of the boys. At that moment, the chef brought out the trays of bacon sandwiches Teddy had ordered earlier.

Teddy had a weakness for bacon butties and the ones here were a delight to behold. Slices of hot greasy bacon smothered in tomato ketchup and wrapped inside a white bread bap. They were the ultimate hangover cure but, as Teddy had discovered, they were also the ultimate in self-pleasure. On many the occasion, Teddy had been known to pleasure the bacon butty. The sensation of sliding his hard cock between the layers of hot greasy bacon wrapped in the white bap was not to be sniffed at. The heat of the bacon, with the grease supplying more than enough lubrication, not to mention the dollops of tomato ketchup splattered on the cock head, was both a sight and a sensation to behold. And afterwards, there was always some fawning acolyte willing to drop to their knees and lick the mixture of bacon grease and cum from his softening cock once it was withdrawn from the ruined butty.

As he bit into the bacon sandwich that the chef at Burlington Berties had rustled up, the idea came to him. He’d always been a big fan of William Golding’s novel, Lord of the Flies, and had often argued that if only they’d had chaps like them on that island, things would have worked out a lot smoother.

“We need a pig.”

Everyone looked confused or aghast. 

“Not again,” someone moaned. “You know the trouble the Prime Minister got into when that book was published.”

But Teddy just laughed. “No, not like that, we need a fuck pig.”

-----

The night of the dinner, the pub was closed for a private function. A large banquet table had been set up in the middle of the room and thirteen chairs arranged around it. Teddy bristled with excitement and anticipation. He stood, looking in the mirror as he fastened the bowtie around his neck. He straightened his dinner jacket at the sound of a knock on the door. His two best friends, David and George entered with a smaller, plump man in tow.

“Teddy, this is Alfie.”

Teddy stepped forward, hand outstretched and watched as Alfie reached out to grasp it. The offered hand was clammy and Teddy felt his insides squirm as he raised his eyes from the sweaty hand to the man’s face. He had tousled blond hair and the remains of childhood acne could still be seen in places around his nose and cheeks.

“Gosh, this looks a bit swell. The chaps have kind of outlined in a way what might be expected, but gosh, it’s all so exciting, eh?”

Teddy nodded. Despite his youth, Alfie carried quite a bit of excess weight and the bulge of his stomach was noticeable over the waistband of his trousers.

“Have the boys explained everything to you? You’re happy for it to go ahead?”

Teddy actually didn’t give two shits whether Alfie was happy or not, but the University was cracking down on the whole issue of consent and the last thing he needed was some investigation by the plebs into non-consensual acts by university students.

“Gosh, yes. It all sounds like a terrific jape. I’m quite looking forward to the whole thing.”

“Good, well, Mr?”

“Douglas. Alfie Douglas.”

“Well, Mr Douglas, if you’d like to go into the backroom and have a beer or a scotch or whatever, the boys here will come and get you when we are ready for you.”

-----
The dinner had been a resounding success. The wine had flowed, the scotch had flowed, the jokes and innuendo had flowed. When Teddy stood up for the post-dinner speech, the twelve members of the BBC drummed their hands on the table and cheered and whistled.

“Firstly, my compliments to the chef.”

Teddy ran his hand along the carcass of the whole roast pig that lay in the centre of the table. There was still a rosy red apple lodged in its mouth though much of the body had been carved and eaten.

“The chef!”

Everyone cheered and repeated the toast. Teddy paused while two waiters came and cleared the pig and the empty dishes away from the table.

“Gentlemen, as you know, our club is dedicated to preserving the purity and dignity of our class and our institutions. The friends you make here will be with you throughout your life and we will endeavour to help each other along the way.”

He looked around the room, making eye contact with everyone, and reassured, continued. 

“We all know the importance of collective responsibility and so, as we celebrate being Burlington Berties, we shall all partake in the celebration.”

He nodded to George and Dave who slipped out to the back room. Teddy took another swig of scotch as the chef appeared, bearing the skin of the pig’s head on a silver platter. Once the chef had returned to the kitchen, the door to the back room opened and Dave and George wheeled a naked Alfie into the room.

Alfie was kneeling on the trolley on all fours, a red apple clamped between his teeth. You could see the rolls of flesh around his waist wobble as the trolley bumped over the uneven floor.

The noise from the members got louder and louder as they cheered, whistled and banged the table and stamped their feet. Teddy raised his hands for silence. Everyone watched as Alfie was positioned on the table, much like the pig had been earlier.

Teddy stood over him, the pig skin in his hands as he questioned the nervous-looking young man kneeling on all fours on the table.

“Alfred Douglas, are you prepared to uphold the honour of the BBC, maintaining the secrecy of what and who the club involves?”

“Y… y… yes, Sir.”

“And you understand that revealing any of what goes on here tonight will lead to very unpleasant consequences for you?”

Alfie nodded and promised.

Teddy placed the pig skin mask over Alfie’s face. He tied it on with the two pieces of string the chef had attached to the cheeks then stepped back to admire their new piggy.

A beer crate was slid along the ground to provide a step for Teddy so he could stand at just the right height behind Alfie. He looked around the room at the twelve men cheering and baying.

“Who wants some pork?”

Amid the deafening cheers, Teddy unzipped his trousers and pulled his cock from his pants. Alfie had been well lubricated by Dave and George and his rectum had already been prepped.

“Spread your cheeks, Piggy,” Teddy ordered. 

Immediately, Alfie’s hands whipped round to grasp his substantial, meaty arse cheeks and spread them wide open. Teddy spat on his cock and ran his fingers along the shaft, pulling the foreskin forward and back, lubricating it with his saliva. He ran his hand over Alfie’s arse.

“Little pig, little pig, let me come in,” he giggled. He reached forward and grasped a clump of the straw blonde hair in his hand. He tugged hard, pulling Alfie’s head up off the table.

“Squeal, little pig,” Teddy ordered and pressed the angry purple head of his engorged cock into the crinkled puckered arsehole.

“Oink, oink,” Alfie squealed, which resulted in even louder cheers from the group surrounding them. 

Teddy slowly pushed in. Alfie’s arse was nice and tight. He felt the boy’s anal ring try to keep him out before fianlly yielding. As he forced his cock deeper inisde, he was rewarded by a louder higher pitched squeal from Alfie. 

He brought his hand down to smack the wobbling arse cheek as he pulled out. The resounding SPANK could be heard above the chorus of cheering and he watched, satisfied as the red handprint appeared on the pale white flesh.

He stood behind Alfie, one hand still gripping the boy’s hair. The other was pressed on the small of the back, pushing Alfie’s arse towards him as he drove forward and pushing him away as he pulled back.

He released the hair and gripped Alfie’s hips with both hands. He began to pound the boy’s arse harder, faster, and deeper. The slap slap slap of his hips slapping against the boy’s buttocks synchronised with the hammering and drumming on the table.

The chanting started as a whisper. “Piggy, piggy, piggy.”

Every word timed to a thrust of Teddy’s cock into Alfie’s arse. The men crowded around, watching, chanting. Alfie’s eyes peeked through the slits in the pig mask. He saw the baying crowd surround him as he felt his arse being split open by the ferocious fucking Teddy Carson was now inflicting on his arse. Alfie was no virgin and had spent more than a few evenings on his knees or draped over the back of a settee being sodomised by his University professor but this was definitely something different.

“Squeal, little pig!”

Alfie instantly responded to the groaned command from Teddy. He oinked, grunted and squealed. Hiss fingers gripped the edge of the table. He pushed back, welcoming more of Teddy’s cock into his burning rectum with every thrust.

Teddy nodded to George who encouraged everyone to drop their trousers. The twelve of them stood, holding their erect cocks in their hands, stroking them, wanking them, watching as teddy fucked their piggy harder and faster.

Teddy’s fingers squeezed the rolls of flesh around Alfie’s hips harder as Alfie’s oinks and squeals combined with the chants of “piggy piggy” from a dozen voices filled the room.

“We should spit roast the fucker.”

Dave nodded in agreement and amidst the cheers, positioned himself in front of Alfie’s face. He pushed his cock through the pig mask and felt Alfie’s tongue licking it before it was swallowed deep into his mouth.

The rest of the club positioned themselves on either side of Alfie. Teddy looked from side to side, watching his friends wanking the pale white cocks that protruded from an assortment of boxer shorts and briefs. He smiled at Dave who stood facing him. He saw Dave grip the piggy’s blonde hair and force him down deeper onto Dave’s cock. The chant was getting louder.

“Piggy… Piggy… Piggy… Piggy.”

There was a sheen of sweat on Alfie’s back. Dave forced more and more of his cock down Alfie’s throat. He was making gurgling noises as Dave fucked his face and Teddy fucked his arse. Teddy could feel his orgasm build. He felt his balls tighten, preparing to fire his load of spunk deep into the pig’s bowels. 

“Baste the fucking pig,” Teddy cried. He arched his back and slammed his cock deep into Alfie’s bowels one last time. Rope after rope of hot white cum fired into Alfie’s arse as the rest of the club shot their loads over his sweaty, used body. 

It reminded Teddy of champagne corks being opened as arc after arc of white jizz arched through the air and splattered on the heaving flanks. Dave pulled his cock out of Alfie’s mouth and fired his load over the pig mask.

Dave and Teddy stepped back. The thirteen members of the club stood with their trousers undone and their deflating cocks hanging out as they drew oxygen into their lungs. Alfie lay on the table. A splattering of cum, like frosting, glistened all over him. A creampie oozed out of his puckered rectum as the ring of muscle tried to squeeze back into shape. Three rivulets trickled down the pig mask with a drop dangling from the end of the snout.

Teddy slapped Alfie across the arse.

“Come on. Oink fucking oink. Go on, fuck off. Clean yourself up, man.”

Everyone cheered and raised their glasses. 

“Huzzah!”

Teddy grinned as he looked around the room.

“I love fucking bacon.”

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Private Nature Tour

Private Nature TourCome with me on an exclusive orally guided tour of this Park’s beautiful backcountry. This one on one adventure will expose you to the raw and naked beauty of nature’s wild side. I will blow you away as we explore lush valley bottoms and domineering peak tops. I guarantee you an explosive and climatic experience that will have you coming back for more. Tour departs from River Park Gazebo on Saturday’s at 9:00 a.m. Please tear a ticket off the bottom of this posting to...

4 years ago
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Private Nature Tour

Private Nature TourCome with me on an exclusive orally guided tour of this Park’s beautiful backcountry. This one on one adventure will expose you to the raw and naked beauty of nature’s wild side. I will blow you away as we explore lush valley bottoms and domineering peak tops. I guarantee you an explosive and climatic experience that will have you coming back for more. Tour departs from River Park Gazebo on Saturday’s at 9:00 a.m. Please tear a ticket off the bottom of this posting to...

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Private Show 2 Saucy StrapOn Sextet

The private strip-show I’d done for Dick had left me with a sore arse but a full purse. That same weekend, I’d agreed to do an extra Sunday afternoon show in the Farringdon Arms to help out one of the other girls and I was a bit worried that my bum might still be bit sore after the bashing it had received on Friday. But I rubbed plenty of cream around it on Saturday, and by the next day, I found I could sit down without wincing too obviously.There was quite a good crowd of locals in for the...

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Private Club

Chapter 1:Christine couldn’t believe her luck.  She was now on her way to the private club, in a limo no less.It had only been Tuesday that she had gone out to a movie with Cassandra.  That in itself seemed rather strange, but they had both gotten along well while working on a school project together.  Working together wasn’t exactly correct either, as Christine did most of the work.  Christine knew that was just the way it worked with rich girls like Cassandra, they always got their way.  They...

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A New Lease on LifeChapter 15 Malfunctions

It’s mid-October, and the Fall Dance is getting close. It’s basically the homecoming dance but with a different name and always fall themed. I told Danny that I would take him and Beth out for this dance. My streaming tips have been great over the last month, and I’ve been saving up since school started. Danny tried to argue and say he can take us both, but I shot him down and he eventually relented. The twins, Cindy and Mindy were going to go with themselves again this year, guess Jake can’t...

2 years ago
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Age I Of The United StatesChapter 10 Malfunctions

There were words carved into the polished stone, but they were in a language that Tara didn't understand. She traced them with her finger and once more felt a surge of power rush up her arm and through her body. She also noticed a stylised carving of a man's head. There was a shout from across the pit and Tara turned to see Sigurdson and another of the troopers waving. She hurried across to see what was up and found the navigator and the trooper standing over a pair of skeletons, the bones...

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Billys Machine Malfunctions

Kimberly was getting ready to head over to Billy's house as she had agreed to help Billy test out a machine he had been working on. As soon as Billy told her about what the machine is meant to do Kimberly was completely on broad to help out. Kim is rushing as she told him shed be there around 12:00 and its 11:45 and shes just now gotten fully dressed. Somethings already going wrong which wont be the last of that today but Poor Kimberly didn't have a clue what was coming for her! Kimberly rushes...

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Gender disfunction

Ginger and Steffi each took a chair in front of Dr. Winslow's desk and waited for her to speak. Looking up from a file, the doctor eyed the two girls for a moment, and then asked, "Which is which, I mean who's Steffi and who's Ginger?" Both girls mumbled their names, while Doctor Winslow went back to reviewing the file. When she was finally finished reading, Dr. Winslow slowly removed her glassed, wiped them with tissue, and asked, "Do you know why both of you are here for this counseling...

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High Functioning

In the distance, "Have you seen Jordan?...She's not up yet? She never wakes up late." "Jordan honey! Time to wake up," you heard as you also felt a slight pat on your back. You didn't respond immediately, you wanted to sleep for a little while longer, but the light was already on in your room. Apparently, it was time to wake up. You heard footsteps leave your room. Several seconds later, your eyes opened. You were in a bed obviously. You raised your head and could see the...

2 years ago
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Private Internment

Private Internment   DAY ONE Making a decision I slid the vehicle over into the automatic lane and tried to relax. In theback seat Martha and Linda were sitting quietly, looking out the side windows.Some color had returned to their faces and their expressions were ones of bothconcern and relief. Concern over their future and relief from the fact thatthe last two weeks were finally over and they were out of the legal system.They are both former coworkers that I had known for a number of...

3 years ago
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Private Lesson

I'm Matthew, a 25 year old popular math teacher at St Edwards high school in England. This high school differs itself from other schools: it's a girl only school, meaning all the students are girls. Let me tell you a bit more about myself. I'm standing at 6'1, meaning that I'm quite tall. I've got short dark blond hair which is folded backwards with gel and my hair is even shorter at the sides. I don't possess any kind of tattoos, neither piercings. I'm somewhat tanned, but not a lot,...

4 years ago
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Private School

Private school  (ch. 1-10)ArrivalThe buildings looked stayed and full of tradition. Anne liked them and the park surrounding them at first sight and was even happier she had taken this job at the small 6th form boarding school rather than the one at the state school she had been offered, too. She followed the driveway round the building until she found the staff parking lot. Although it was the last day before the start of the new term there were only half a dozen other cars and she found space...

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Private Inspection

A young woman dressed in snug military attire stood before me. Her posture was ram-rod straight, with breasts thrust outward, trim stomach pulled in, and eyes focused above my head. She was at full attention, and deadly serious in her demeanor. But despite all that, I couldn't help but notice how strikingly beautiful she was. Her uniform clung to her figure deliciously, accenting every curve of her womanly figure in snug camouflage. On her head, was a green cap tilted just slightly off-center....

3 years ago
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Living With Erectile Dysfunction

I had flown half way across the country to see my lover. We had not been together in three years; each home with our respective primary partners. Our relationship was open. It was very sexual. When one of us arrived and we were initially together, G was normally a little nervous. Once in our room, we would take our clothes off. We would hug and kiss reasonably briefly, and with a little sexual touch, I would be quite aroused. G would relax as my cock entered her and we would have a...

2 years ago
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Private Heroes The Devils Breath Part 8

It's early about 8:00 I wake up to the sun just peering through the bedroom window. I turn over and see Holly isn't there. I leave the room in my boxers and walk to the bathroom where I see Holly leaning over the sink washing her hands. She's wearing a bright red vest top, that's tight around her body and pink panties. Even if im not fully awake my cock sure is. She looks at me in the mirror and smiles at me as she says good morning. "morning." I say as I walk up behind her and place my...

3 years ago
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Private Dylan

As a carefree high school senior, Dylan was known for his athleticism, congeniality, and good looks. He had it all. He could have had any girl he wanted, of course, although he only dated Daisy McLaren. She was his sweetheart since their sophomore year. She loved Dylan as much as he loved her.They married soon after graduation in the summer of '43. Their honeymoon year was cut short when things abruptly changed. Dylan found himself living in a new place wearing different clothes and he even...

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private profile

Trick for private profiles & caveat utilitorSomeone asked me about this the other day so I thought I'd just put it here."caveat utilitor" is latin for 'let the user beware' for those not versed. I.E. this is as much a warning to the unweary than a how to. (some people seem to not understand this so I'll just point it out)If someone's profile is private you can still see their videos and pictures using a little trick. This will not circumvent passworded or friends only videos! Nor will it...

1 year ago
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Private DancePart One Nurse Cammy

*** This is my first story…Please let me know what you think. Private Dance-Part One: Nurse Cammy My husband was home on leave from his job overseas and I decided to treat him to something special. We live in Las Vegas, with some of the biggest, most outrageous strip clubs in the world. I set up a private table for two at one of the classier joints, with a private dance for us at some time during the evening. When date night came, I dressed in my flirtiest outfit. The corset top hugged my...

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Private Dancer An Adult Story

I had seen a movie last week. That made me think I needed to add something more to my man cave. That what I call my basement. The man cave. I needed to add a stripper pole. I had a very nice brass stripper pole put in one corner of the basement. I built a nice four foot by four foot stage with the pole in the middle. I put some lights under the stage to make it more fun. I also added some speakers and a new sound system to get the party started. Now the only thing missing was some...

1 year ago
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Private Dancer An Adult Story

Introduction: She brought her husband to watch me I just got done remodeling my basement. I already had a full bar. Some nice video games. A big pool table. A huge flat screen and some leather couches on one side. I put in some new carpeting. Made the small bathroom much larger. Add a huge bathtub and glass shower to make it nicer. I even built a better entrance from the back yard. I put in a poker table and some nice chairs and bar stools for the room I had seen a movie last week. That made...

1 year ago
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Private Dancer

I just got done remodeling my basement. I already had a full bar. Some nice video games. A big pool table. A huge flat screen and some leather couches on one side. I put in some new carpeting. Made the small bathroom much larger. Add a huge bathtub and glass shower to make it nicer. I even built a better entrance from the back yard. I put in a poker table and some nice chairs and bar stools for the roomI had seen a movie last week. That made me think I needed to add something more to my man...

3 years ago
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Private Campground bisexual gangbang

Private Campground Story from the perspective of a guy and his wife who both become willing abuse victims of 6 other guys. forced bi, cum eating, fucking and suckingMy wife, Julie, who is in her early thirties with long brown hair, browneyes and the type of body and looks that makes eyes turns when she enters aroom, tends to behave very conservatively around our friends. But when weare alone together in bed, usually anything goes.I am in my late thirties standing 6'2" 200 lbs. And handsome...

3 years ago
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Private Dancer An Adult Story

I just got done remodeling my basement. I already had a full bar. Some nice video games. A big pool table. A huge flat screen and some leather couches on one side. I put in some new carpeting. Made the small bathroom much larger. Add a huge bathtub and glass shower to make it nicer. I even built a better entrance from the back yard. I put in a poker table and some nice chairs and bar stools for the roomI had seen a movie last week. That made me think I needed to add something more to my man...

1 year ago
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Private Performance

Private Performanceby Ashley ZachariasThe Commission:Catherine was trying to give Adele’s work the consideration that it deserved, but failing. Her attention was distracted the inane conversation behind her.?What does it mean?? a man’s voice asked.?It doesn’t mean anything,? a second male voice replied. ?It’s abstract. It’s just a design.? The second voice had a whine that grated on Catherine.?The tag says that it’s called A Cry in the Urban Wilderness. That has to mean something.? The deeper...

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