First Do No Harm Winter JenningsChapter 14 Inside Man
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What Holiday? Harourin?
It was another boring day on the Grandline for the Thousand Sunny and her Crew. The sun had just set, and the Strawhat pirates were lounging on the grassy deck of the ship. Like the days before, they had done nothing of worth all day long, just the usual chores of keeping ship set and on course. They hadn't done anything exciting since crossing the Redline, and from what the maps say they wouldn't be doing anything for the next few days, being that the next island was a week away.
After a year at sea, Luffy and his crew had come to realize this was a part of life at sea. Long Pockets of boredom, waiting for the next fight or adventure. But, for the past few months they've become spoiled to the fast paced life of constant excitement. Water 7, Thriller Park, Sabaody Archipelago, The Separation, Whitebeard's War, The Reunion, and The Redline. Now its been two whole weeks of nothing, and much of the crew were getting pretty antsy untill they each developed a way to cope with the boredom.
Sanji, the crew's chef, was probably the most susceptible to cabin fever during this down time. Since he was a kid, he gotten used to the fast demands of living and working aboard a floating restaurant. And sure, he gets a work out while cooking for his current crew, especially with monster of appetite his captain has. But still, that only killed about two hours. So, to deal with boredom, and not having to chain smoke all day, he had Franky build a T.V. and satellite. With a pirated cable box, he watches over 50 Channels of cooking shows.
"Racheal Ray-chwaan!!!"
As mentioned, Franky builds whatever the crews asks or needs. But during the periods of prolonged boredom and when everyone is doing their own thing, Franky spends his time down in the bottom level of the Thousand sunny, where he had installed a massive rectangular ring. He would then build small bots on wheels and make them battle each other with a remote control.
"Crusher Vs. The Slicer! Fight!"
As for Nami, her way was the most normal of the crew. Which wasn't saying much. She'd spend hours over her desk, slowly counting all the treasure the crew had raked up. She takes pleasure sorting the loot into different catagories: Paper notes, gold coins, jewelry, precious stones, artifacts, etc. Then she individually cleans and shines each object, spending extra time on the artifacts so that their value would rise. And once in awhile she'd find a rare piece of treasure and go into some kind of money lust ... Rubbing it against her cheek.
"Oh Mr. Golden Buddha! You're going to make me a rich little girl! Nmmmmm I love you!"
The crew's physician and pet, Chopper, always loved these "Boring Days" as he called them while infront of the crew. Because, this gave him the time to conduct a number of experiments. On who? Why anyone and everyone on the ship. Yes ... After long the long days at sea, Chopper had begun to go Mad. And what better way to do it then go Mad Scientist. So whenever he'd get that twitch in his brain like all mad scientist get, he would choose a crew member and secretly do test on them, such as slipping a mysterious ingredient into their food.
"Muahahahahah! I can't believe no one notices the changes in how they look since the start of the Adventure! Muahahahaha! Its as if they're being drawn differently! Muahahahahahahaha ... Ops didn't mean to say that."
As for their Captain...
See Luffy Eat, See Luffy Sleep, See Luffy being dragged into Boa's room for hours on end. See Luffy Grin ... And no one was the wiser.
"Cheeheehehehe. I already crowned my Queen."
Ussop took up Voyeurism.
"These goggles can zoom x5."
The most secluded member of the strawhat crew during these times was Nico Robin. The assassin kept to her room most of the time, sitting in front of a small round table. Also, sitting around the table were small, custom made dolls, dressed in gothic Lolita outfits made by herself. She would set the small table with a variety of small plates, cups and utensils. But, the only essentials filled with food and tea of course was her own. She wasn't crazy.
"Miss Darkness, would you like some more tea?"
" ... why thank you Miss Sunday"
Zorro, Luffy's first mate, liked to sleep and lift weights. Or so that's what everyone else thought. At his private training area, the Thousand Sunny's massive crow's nest, he did a different kind of training. His dream is to be the best Master Swordsman in the world. His second dream is to be the Best Master. Period. In the room, there was a wide assortment of ropes, chains, tables, a bed, and varying tools. The current technique he's trying to master is the One Handed Full Body Bind.
"I'll make you scream my name!"
Brookes, the newest crewmember alongside Boa Hancock, was a strange one. This also doesn't say much. He likes to take apart his body. Then coat and shine it with Milk. He inspects every single bone for any scratches, making sure to fill and buff it out.
But on this very day, he wasn't doing that. He'd just woken up from a nap and was heading for the deck of the ship, until he glanced at a calendar hanging on the wall. He screamed "Yohohohohohohoho! Everyone! ITS HALLOWEEN!!! Yohohohohohohoho!"
He ran onto the grassy deck and saw everyone doing their own thing, treating this day like any other boring day. Confused at the inactiveness, he thought 'Maybe they forgot.' So, he shouted again. "HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!"
But that just got him stares and a few raised eye brows.
Zorro jumped down onto the deck, all sweaty and covered with a few scratches. He pointed a riding crop at Brooke's head like he pointed a regular sword. "What the hell are you shouting about now?!" he looked at the clear blue sky, "It's too early to be drinking skeleton."
"Did I put too much into your milk?!" Chooper asked from his chem set on the lawn.
Sanji and Franky poped open the latch to the lower level. The cook stomped over to the skeleton, clearly pissed off. "Oi Brooke! I can't hear a damn thing on the T.V. with you shouting your hat off.!"
Franky ignored the shouting and walked over to Nami, who was also ignoring the shouting and was polishing a miniature golden statue, holding it to the sun to watch it shine.
Robin calmly walked out onto the deck with one of her small Lolita dolls riding on her shoulder. The doll asked Robin, "Miss Sunday, why is everyone shouting? You have some very loud friends." No one did a double take. They just pretended, or convinced themselves, that the doll wasn't talking. Robin smiled and said, "Yes, my friends are interesting indeed. And, No. I don't know what their shouting about. But lets just sit and watch to see Miss Darkness."
The doll nodded, "Yes. Shall we Miss Sunday." Robin went to a nearby lounger and got comfortable, watching the scene in front of her.
Brooke, who still didn't understand why no one else was excited, shouted again, "HAPPY HALLOWEEN Yohohohoho!" This still got him only stares.
Then, the cabin door next to the Skeleton burst open, revealing their refreshed looking Captain. Luffy was fully clothed and had a shit-eating grin on. He looked at his gathered crew and asked, "Eh? Whats all the commotion about?" He stepped onto the lawn, and following him out was an exhausted looking Empress. Her robes were wrinkled and her hair looked tousled. But, she was sporting a massive blush, that seemed to only grow whenever she glanced at the rubber man.
A few seconds later, a nose bleeding Ussop stepped onto the lawn.
Brooke turned to his captain and asked, "Ah, Luffy-san! Do you know what today is?!" Strawhat thought for a few seconds then, shook his head. Brooke exclaimed, "Its Halloween! Did you forget it or something?"
Luffy looked confused, and turned to the rest of his crew, "What's Haalleweeeen?"
Chopper had a question mark over his head, Nami looked confused too, and Ussop just shrugged.
"I have no clue what the skeleton is chattering about, Strawhat." Said Franky.
Brooke jaw dropped. Literally. "WHAT!? Don't tell me you guys don't know what Halloween is!"
Zorro looked irritated, "They just did."
"EHHHH!?" The skeleton almost looked offended. "You mean to tell me that the whole time we were on Thriller Park you didn't know what Halloween was!?" They nodded. "..." The musician couldn't believe it. 'How do they not know what Halloween was?'
He stomped his cane onto the floor to their attention. "Everyone! Then I will ... NO I MUST teach you about this wonderful holiday!"
This got everyone's attention, especially Robin. The historian in her urged to learn about a day she hadn't known about.
Brooke sat down and pulled off his hat. "Ok, were should we start ... Hmmm ... Like I said, Halloween is a Holiday. A tradition passed down from generation to generation. It is celebrated all around the world just like Christmas and New Year. It originates long before the void period, when the world was much different from what it was now. But, because of its popularity, the day and its traditions survived the Void."
Everyone shivered when the Period of the Void was mentioned. It was hundreds of years ago, long before the creation of the Marines and the world government. It was a chaotic time. For a tradition to have been passed down and survive such catastrophic era, it must be really important.
Sanji eyes widened suddenly, "Ah! I remember that word from the shows I've been watching. Recently, the episodes have 'Halloween Special' in the titles." He tried to recall everything he'd watch. "They've also been cooking a lot of sweet stuff, like candy. Also, they've been dressing up in these weird clothing, and spending a lot of time explaining how to cut a pumpkin. Which is stupid." He flicked back his hair, "Also, they were doing it wrong."
"Ah, Sanji-san. They were actually doing it right! According to the modern traditions." The skeleton grinned. "I'll explain it all step by step. First, about the weird clothing the chefs had on. That's actually Halloween costumes! Its clothing that people would wear on Halloween day, especially at night. The outfits are suppose to scary, representing supernatural beings, such as ghosts, monsters, demons, etc."
Brooke pointed at himself, "There are even skeleton costumes! Yohohohohohoho! That means I'm in costume all the time! Yohohohohohoho!" He paused. "Wait! If I'm in costume all the time ... Does that mean ... I'm a COSPLAYER!? EHHH!? I'm a FREAK!!!"
Robin's little doll threw a rock at Brooke' head. "Continue with the story!"
"Now now, that not how we deal with stupid people Miss Darkness." Robin chided, softly patting the doll's head.
"I'm sorry Miss Sunday." The Doll said sadly. "But he the scary man got annoying."
"I know, I know Miss Darkness. Maybe if Mr. Brooke would continue his explanation and not get side-tracked like an Idiot, you wouldn't use a gun next time. Correct?" The Doll nodded.
Brooke's jaw dropped ... again. "R-r-ro-robin..." He started shaking. "H-h-h-how i-i-is-ss th-that d-d-do-doll s-s-spe-speaking?" He shouted, "AND MOVING!?!"
Miss Darkness glared at the skeleton. Then she looked over at Ussop and asked in sweet little voice, "Mr., can I borrow your pistol for a second? Pwease?"
Brooke started coughing. Hard. "Ok. Ok. Let me continue ... Where was I ... Right! Costumes! Hmmnn. As I was saying, On Halloween, people would dress up as these monters. But, the tradition has been altered for such a long time that, these costumes no longer have to be scary. They can sometimes be anything funny, or even cute. It all lies with the imagination of the one making the outfit."
He lifted a finger, "Also, when I was a kid in the west blue, some people in my home town would make ridiculous looking pirate costumes, as we lived very far from the Ocean."
Luffy looked excited at the idea, "WOW! I want to dress up as a pirate!"
"Idiot! You are a pirate!" Zoro whacked the rubber man with his sword.
Ignoring the banter, Brooke continue speaking, this time, in an ominous voice, "But the origins of the costume tradition isn't as fun as it is today. It was said, that long before the Void era, that reason why people wore those scary costumes is because on Halloween day they would perform sacrificial rituals referring to the dead."
At this point, Robin was leaning forward on her chair, eagerly listening to what Brooke said.
"They would put on a costume of the demon or beast that which they want to communicates with. Such as dressing up as a ghost, to speak with a dead loved one or dressing as a demon to make a deal with the devil. They would also spill their own blood, and do many other gruesome things to worship an Unknown god in those things. Truly a dark time."
"S-s-s-so what does that have to do with candy!?" Copper asked; hiding behind a shivering Ussop.
Brooke returned to his normal cheery self, "Ah, that's one of the modern traditions on Halloween day! Also don't worry about any of the Rituals and Spirit stuff, no one does that anymore. This day is now considered a day to respect the day for a few. But for most, it's just a day filled with fun and candy!"
Chopper jumps up with joy. "Yay!!! Candy! Sanji go make some!"
"Nononono young Reindeer," The skeleton laughed, shaking his head, "That's not how it works. We're suppose to go trick or treating to get candy."
"And what is that?" Franky asked curiously.
"Trick or Treating is THE BEST Halloween tradition! We need to dress in our costumes, go to other people, say 'Trick or Treat?'. If they say 'Treat' they will fill our Trick or Treat sacks with candy. But, if they say 'Trick' we have to trick them." Brooke ended with a grin.
Everyone had their own reactions, but Luffy's was the most ecstatic. His eyes were almost shining, "LET DO IT!!!"
Nami, who had a look of disbelief on her face, said, "Wait wait wait! First off, we don't have costumes! Second, 'go to other people'!?!? What other people!?!? We're in the middle of the freaking ocean! Where the hell are we going to find other people!?"
Robin, with the creepy little doll still on her shoulder, stepped up, looking excited herself, "I'll make them!!!" she coughed, and in a calmer tone, "I mean, I'll make the costumes. I would like to experience this Trick or Treat phenomenon."
Chopper ran up to Robin and looked up at her with an irresistible expression. "Will you Robin!? Will you really make us costumes!?" The reindeer asked.
She bent down and petted him, "Sure, I'll make you one. What do you want to be?"
"Wait, wait, wait, Robin-chan! Do you really want to do this stupid thing?" She looked at everyone else, "Are you guys seriously going with this stupidity?"
Sanji, Franky, and Zorro had thoughtful looks on their faces. Ussop looked hesitant at first, but seeing Chopper and Luffy nod eagerly, he conceded.
Boa, who had stayed quiet throughout the entire exchange, said, "The Captain should decided whether we participate in this event or not." She blushed as she turned to her love, " So Luffy, will we be 'Trick or Treating'?"
The rubber man broke into one of the biggest grins he's ever given, "Everyone! Let celebrate Halloween! This is an Order!"
Everyone, except for Nami who was shaking her head, cheered, "AYE AYE!!!"
xXx--5 Hours Later--xXx
Time has passed and the entire crew has reassembled on the grassy deck of the Thousand Sunny. But this time, everyone was dressed in their own costumes that was tailored and fitted by none other than Nico Robin.
"What. The. Hell." Sanji was looking at himself through a mirror. He had on a thick, bright purple tunic, that went down to his thighs. Going down the middle were an assortment of golden buttons, and at his shoulders was an extra layer of white frilly silk. The pants he were looked exactly like his shoulders; white silk and frilly, making his thighs appear three times larger than it really was. On his head was a small purple beret with a whit feather. "Princes really wear this crap!?"
"Hahahaha." Zorro laughed at the frog prince wanabe.
Sanji ripped himself away from the mirror and turned on the laughing swordsman, his brow twitching to the extreme. "Shuudaapp bastard!" he pointed at Zorro's outfit, "What about that abomination you're wearing! You look like some sick pervert!"
From the hip down, Zorro wore a thick, skin tight black rubber suit. The top half of his body was a series of smooth leather straps, over lapping each other, only connected by metal rings. And, around his neck was strikingly spiked collar. Attached to it was a silver tag that read 'Pet' and a leash that went down to the floor.
Zorro crossed his leather bound arm across his chest, "I like it."
"You're sick..."
From the corner deck, Boa Hancock, the almighty empress stared jealously at Zorro like a child. She really, really wanted a costume like the one Zorro had on. 'If I had something like that, I could've given the end of the leash to Luffy!' She stomped her foot, 'Damn! I don't think he'll like this!' She looked down at the school girl, sailor uniform she had on.
'It's too damned plain.' She twirled, looking at the access fabric flap around, 'And it hides wayyy to much skin."
Boa lifted and folded in the blue skirt that had gone far below the knees. Now, it ended a few inches above them. She then loosened the red neck tie and parted the front part of her blouse, revealing a little cleavage. The large, round thick lensed glasses Robin gave her, were replaced by a pair of lightly tinted shades.
She sighed "Well ... this is a bit better." The changes were little, but it did a lot to make her look much sexier.
Luffy came up from Boa and exclaimed, "Boa! You look great! Makes me wana do things to ya! Chehehehehe!"
The snake woman blushed heavily and replied, "Thanks Luffy-kun! And your costume looks-" Her words faltered as she finally had a chance to have a closer look at what her love was wearing.
On his head, instead of his usual straw hat, was golden Greek helmet, adorned with blood red horse hairs. Around his waist was a belt of hardened leather stripes, which did little to hide the leather speedo underneath. That, plus the pair of metal shin and wrist guards, were the only clothing covering his oiled skin.
With a seven foot spear and a heavily trained body, Luffy looked like a Spartan God. Fully capable of bringing fear and devastation onto the battlefield, even with the little protection his armor gave him.
Boa lost control and tentatively reached out with her trembling hand. "L-l-lu-luffy. Bed. Now."
Luffy calmly brushed her hand away, wrapped an arm around her shoulders and whispered into her ear, "We'll have a private 'Trick or Treat' later." Talking loudly now, he said, "But for now, lets go thank Robin for these costumes!"
Boa looked a little embarrassed, but quickly bowed her head and turned to Robin, "Yes, Thank you Nico Robin. They are wonderful"
The brunette smiled in delight at their kind words. She was going to thank them, but Nami had appeared infront her. The orange haired navigator walked up to Robin, her expression filled with glee.
"Amazing Robin-chan! It fits perfectly and looks great!" Nami said while looking down at her costume. She was wearing a full bodied Ninja outfit, a costume that fitted her personality perfectly. It was made from a black durable cloth that covered her from the neck down. A few padded leather pieces were wrapped around a few areas such as her forearms, wrist, and soles. Around her neck was a long transparent scarf, which could be pulled up to cover a part of her face. Attached to her hip was a wicked looking scythe linked together be a long rope of chain, which she borrowed from the armory.
"I'm glad you like them Nami." Robin responded to the.
"I knew you were a talented person Robin," Luffy looked over her costume, "But I didn't know this talented ... Your dress ... is a piece of art, many times better than our getups. There's no way you could have made it all today."
She nodded slowly, "Your right. I started it when I first join the crew. I spent many long hours, much of my free time, toiling over this dress. It was finished right before we were separated at the archipelago..."
Robin's costume was a life size version of her doll's dress.
It was made of a liquid black silk, a fabric only a woman like Robin could wear, a fabric that seemed ... alive. Starting from her shoulders, the silk was parted till it gently joined at the valley between her breasts, intertwining till it became one. Then it continued down her hourglass shape, hugging her body as a second skin, forming to the shallow dip of stomach and rise of her hips. At her thighs, the silk dove straight down her legs, spilling onto the deck like a sea of black. An intricate web of black lace covered the exposed skin of chest and arms, that went down to her wrist. A simple cotton white glove covered her hands.
Luffy let go of Boa and walked over to the Gothic Princess. He reached out to the fabric covering her face, the same see thru fabric around Nami's neck, and peeled back till he clearly saw her bright green eyes. Next, he moved his hand down and lightly brushed his fingertips against the webbed lace that covered her pale neck. Robin, who had been watching his flickering eyes, shivered, the strings had done nothing to protect her sensitive skin.
The captain bent a little, his back having shielded his actions from Nami and Boa, and whispered, "This isn't a funeral gown is it?Its is a wedding dress?" It seemed more like a statement rather than a question. His eyes stared into hers, waiting for a confirmation.
She didn't respond, but continued to look straight into his piercing eyes.
After a few seconds, Luffy finally let go and laughed out loud. The little tension that had built up, disappeared. He moved the hand to her shoulder and out loud, "Robin! If you keep looking at me like that you might find yourself having to wear that dress again in the future!" The rubber man laughed one more time and walked back to Boa.
The three women were wondering what he meant when Ussop, in full samurai gear, ran up to them. He was holding a telescope in one hand, and a long bow in the other. A quiver full of arrows was attached to his back.
He was panting heavily under all the layered gear as he tried to speak to Luffy. "gasp Sh-gasp Ship! Gasp To the gasp East! gasp"
"Really!?" He took the telescope from Ussop and jumped to the bow of the ship. Excited, Luffy peered out into the ocean, looking for any signs of another ship. And after a few turns with his head, he spotted a striped mast. "AHA! There it is!!!"
The rest of the crew reached the bow and looked toward the vessel that they'd have their first Trick or Treat with. Some looked excited, while others looked serious, as if they were about to enter battle.
Luffy handed the telescope to Brooke, "What do you think?"
Brooke took the device, and looked through the lenses with his non-existing eyes. "Hmmmmmnn. I can see people on their deck ... I don't think they've noticed us yet though ... they're just fooling around ... partying"
"They must have a shity watch to not have noticed Sunny." Zoro pointed out.
Everyone agreed, much to Franky's dismay.
"Brooke do you know if the crew is celebrating Halloween or not?" Sanji Asked.
"Hmmmm ... Well ... everyone on that ship looks pretty weird to me ... But as a talking Skeleton, That isn't saying much! Yohohohohohoho- Ehyaaaa!" Sanji's boot smashed into his Afro.
"Concentrate Idiot!"
"Aiyah ... Ummm. Well. Let me see ... Oh! I think I see someone in a costume!" Brooke exclaimed. "I think he's wearing a clown costume! Yohohohoho!"
Zorro, Luffy, and Nami raised an eyebrow and shot each other a few looks. 'You don't think... '
"Brookes, what does their Jolly Roger look like?" Zorro asked, amusement dancing over his words. With their luck, he had guessed the answer already. Just waiting on the confirmation.
"Hmmm. Well ... Ah! Oh! Well this isn't a surprise. A lot of ships do this..." Brooke went on in his chatty voice. "Their flag was made after their captain, a side of his face with a big red nose. Looks exactly like the one Robin stuck onto chopper's face.
Zorro groaned, and Nami palmed her face. She muttered, "Brookes, I don't think Buggy is celebrating Halloween."
"Buggy?" The rest of the crew asked in union.
"He was one of the earliest pirates we ran into when we started our journey in the East Blue. He's as weird as all the other enemies we've had. Really irritating." Nami sighed, "Sanji. Ussop. He's that clown guy that nearly chopped Luffy's head off on Roger's tower in Loguetown."
"Yeah, thank god Pop was there. Chehehehehe" Luffy snickered at his, one of many, brushes with death. "Wished that I would've met him though..."
"OH! I too would like to meet the legendary Dragon! Yohohohohohoho-"
Sanji kicked him again. "FOCUS. And you too Luffy! Now back to Buggy. How do we know whether or not he's celebrating Halloween?"
"Like I said, I highly doubt that he is." Nami replied, "He's always in that clown suit whenever see his ugly nose."
"What if he always celebrates Halloween? Everyday single day." Chopper piped in.
Still hesitant, their Navigator said, " I don't know ... that may be pushing it-"
Robin interrupted, "Well, there have been some cultures known to participate in certain traditions daily that some other cultures consider a one day holiday in their calendar year. To them, it may seem to be a normal event in their daily life." She paused to look at the Skeleton. "If there are no concrete rules in Halloween preventing it from being celebrated more than once a year, then the only way to know whether Mr. Buggy is participating is to ask him himself."
"I don't think we can just sail up to their ship." Franky said, unconsciously scratching his ass through the thick denim camouflage pants he had on. "What if he wasn't celebrating Halloween, he might start firing on us, we're pirates after all." He tried to stretch the black mucle shirt covering his chest, "Also ... I can't fight a battle in this ... Way too constricting."
"HAHAHAHA" They turned to see their swordsman guffawing hard, slapping his hand against his rubber clad thigh. "Hahahahaha! Fight!? Hahhahaha. Him!? Hahahahaha!"
"I think Mr. Roronao has gone insane." Robin stated calmly.
Sanji stared cautiously at the laughing swordsman, "Oi! Moss head? You finally crack?"
Zoro stopped, and swung a sword at the blonde, "Don't call me that!"
The cook easily blocked with a leg, "Oi! Cut the crap. Why were you laughing like an idiot?"
"Because he's weak." Nami said plainly. She got a few more confused faces. "Buggy is an extremely weak pirate ... I don't even know how he got across the Redline really."
Luffy snickered again. "Yea. He's a pretty shitty pirate." The crew looked a little relieved.
"Luffy!" Boa slapped his arm for his vulgarity. "Anyway, it's not like any of you have anything to worry about, with me on board and your crew's monster strength, the only ones you should worry about are the warlords."
"I guess so..." Nami still a little concerned, "we should still be a little careful, his bombs are really dangerous."
"Mahhh Mahh Nami, its ok. Me and him have a truce since impel down. He helped me, I helped him. He won't attack us." Luffy asked Brooke, "Did he notice us yet!?"
The musician looked through the lenses again, "No ... I don't think so ... They've started to sail in the opposite direction. Are you sure we have a truce with him Luffy?"
"Yah yah, I guess he doesn't see us." He thought for a second before thinking of, "Ussop! Fire a cannon at him. Don't hit, its only to get their attention."
"Ehhhhhhh!?! W-W-WA-WAIT!"
"Aye aye Luffy!" The long nosed crew member scrambled to the lower deck, despite the protests from Nami. "Chopper. Help me carry the cannon balls! I can't carry one with all this gear on me!"
""What. The. Hell. Luffy!?!" She screeched. "What are you doing!? Your picking another god damned fight!!"
"Mahhh Mahh. You worry too much." He picked his nose. "Just go prepare the trick or treat bags."
Buggy the Clown was bored. Like the Strawhats, he and his crew have been sailing around aimlessly for the past few weeks. Not that he totally minded the peace though. Facing an enemy this deep into the line would mean another painful fight. It was just, he wished he had something to occupy himself with until the next island, where he'd find a more reliable flow of entertainment in Bars, a few Taverns, and maybe in a House of Ill Repute. He'd be lying if he said he didn't.
"Ugh ... wish Ace was here..." The clown muttered. "He's a better drinking partner than these idiots." His lazy gaze landed on the other people on deck. A combination of his old crew and former impel down inmates, was heavily drinking and laughing amongst each other, partying the day away. Unlike their captain, they were easily satisfied with just partying during down time, no matter how much or how long they did it.
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I woke up around 11 in the morning. My knee didn't hurt too much. It had swelled up over night and was so stiff I couldn't bend it. I showered and went downstairs for breakfast. Mom greeted me with a smile when I got to the kitchen. "How are you feeling Kyle?" Mom asked. "My knee is really swelled up. I can't bend it. It doesn't hurt as much as last night." "Sit down and rest your leg. What do you want for breakfast?" I did a double take. Mom usually makes us look after...
Mark caught a ride downtown with one of the coaches who dropped him off at the building where Dr. Morgan kept her office. The suite on the third floor was at the end of an alcove, very private and quite impressively furnished. But the centerpiece of the front desk was not enormous mahogany desk, but the beautiful receptionist behind it. She was a petite brunette, with big brown eyes with golden flecks. Her hair was tied neatly in a bun on top of her head and a pearl necklace accentuated her...
Once again I was at work when my phone alerted me to a text. I have been on a mission the last three months, trying to find someone that I liked, someone who would introduce me to moresomes, help me explore BDSM and my submission, someone kinky,fun,trustworthy and real. I want a relationship, consistency, a partner...I've been corresponding and chatting with several men but I've only met a handful and none of those were men who were interested in helping me explore, they were more interested in...
Stylish Asian-American MILF Kianna Dior worships veteran director Jonni Darkko’s boner with expert oral service. The sex goddess slathers his pole with slobber as she gives him an aggressive blowjob. Kianna’s running commentary is like a master class in perverted dirty talk as she strokes his stiff prick. The big boob queen makes eye contact with Jonni’s POV camera while lapping his balls. Kianna stares into the lens, asking for ‘thick ropes of cum to play with’ as...
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From my last story, Fred, the man I met at the gay bar, contacted me again a while ago. He said he couldn't stop thinking about me. He told me had had other one night stands, but felt very comfortable with me. I was pretty flattered to say the least. Compliments are few and far between when you get to be my age.He told me he'd like to see me again. My heart started to race a little. I mean, this is still all new to me and suddenly I have a regular thing? He said he had some down time during the...
Back in the 1990’s I lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with my wife Carol a typical suburban housewife. That all changed when she became friends with our single neighbor Angela a local high school gym teacher. I noticed that Angela had some real male mannerisms and could even be considered a “masculine” woman. My wife was a very feminine petite lady with movie star looks. That summer I began to notice that Angela spent a lot of time with my wife. Soon every time I called home from work...
TDS_Submission: I was 28 years old when I married my wife Bernadette. She was twenty. We were both very naive back then. Anyway, I had been working at a Dry-Cleaning shop for two years. The only males there were my boss, Mr Bell, a very tall reddish-skinned balding guy in his 50's, and me. The other five workers were women. I used to wonder why the women were always polite and obliging to Mr. Bell. They even seemed a bit scared of him. Nowdays, I know why. Bernadette and I had only been married...
EroticWhen Jenna left, I collapsed naked on my bed. I was exhausted, laying on my back I was soon asleep. I was awoken to the sensations of my hard cock being milked by a small soft hand, and firm tits pressing into my chest. Keeping my eyes closed I enjoyed the touches. "Jenna must be back" I thought as I lay there. When the body slid up mine, bringing her tits and nipples within reach of my mouth, I knew that it wasn't Jenna. These tits were firmer and slightly smaller, and the nipples...
My name is Mike and I’m Bi-sexual and this is the story of how I became a cock sucking, mother fucking slut. My mom has caught me wearing her bras and panties while jacking my big dick many times. She always checks out my cock and then rolls her eyes as she leaves the room. My dad who was quite a bit older than my mom had a major heart attack and had been bed ridden for almost 3 years. Mom, who had me when she was 40 took good care of him and me and all the household stuff. Mom wears granny...
I was still hugging Nana goodbye when we heard the front door open and shut. Dan came into the kitchen with a bag of ice dangling from each hand. “Mmm! Something smells good.” Dan sniffed the air and then his eyes lit up when he saw the covered trays. “Fresh biscuits?” he asked. But then his pleading expression turned into a pout because Nana had crossed her arms and stood herself between him and the biscuits. “They’re for tomorrow,” said Nana. Dan kept pouting, but Nana didn’t...
The next morning saw Chloe Daniels telling Daria that she had Jenna Daniels handle the case so that it was out of the hands of anyone who could do anything against Cat while giving it someone with years of experience with transgender kids. Daria asked about that, Chloe happily told her, "She has it through my niece and Jaimie. My maiden name is Miller, you've met my sister and brother-in-law. He took her name as his own as it's the same translation. Jenna is far enough away to know...
It was initially quite a relief relieving myself of Joyce. I often felt more like a father figure to her than a boyfriend. One look at her naked on the bed though usually caused those feelings to pass. But, I really did need to move on and so I did. It's just that I was starting to get lonely. I offset the loneliness by filling up my time. Keeping busy usually seems to work. I spent more time playing my guitar and hitting the gym. I briefly tried the bar scene, but soon came to my senses....
I have this fairy-tale daydream about being stranded with Byron on a lush island. We kiss amid rustling palms and fragrant bougainvillea. Salty breezes wrap our skin as we stroll white sand beaches. We bathe in a turquoise lagoon, laugh, and make love in the sun. Only in a dream can I make love with Byron. I make love with my devoted husband in our bed, in our house at the end of our quiet cul-de-sac. Byron is the man I fuck in sterile hotel rooms and places unimaginable to those who think they...
A NOTE REGARDING THIS STORY. This is a fictional chronicle of a normal hardworking guy named Jack. The federal government made him an offer he couldn't refuse. All they asked was for Jack to go undercover to help the U.S. Government ensnare a terrorist. Any resemblance of the characters depicted in the story to actual individuals is coincidental. All events are the sole responsibility of the author. None of the scenes in this story depict minors engaged in any sexual...
I am a longtime fan of the artist Faustie, who specializes in sexual/erotic horror artwork. Faustie has done a number commissions for me, all of them depicting erotic horror themes such as damsels in distress, tentacles, vore, and impregnations. This story is an attempt at writing stories behind some of his pieces. To see the stories with Faustie's illustrations check out my website at www.diamantestories.blogspot.com/ .PROLOGUEIt was 3 AM local time and outside of the luxurious beachside...
Chelsea walked out of the Fall Ball, her red cloak billowing around her ankles in the cool breeze. She had come back to the school to help clean up after taking her boyfriend Stan and their friend Sarah home, and now that it was finally all over, she slowly walked back to her car, ready to get some sleep back home. Waving to some of the last few stragglers in their various costumes, she very nearly walked past the gold minivan parked under the tree, in the darkest part of the parking lot....
Group SexThat would have to be a long, hard summer.A hot July, and to top it off we got into reformsof you know when they start but not finish if ever.When I opened the door, I met with a rather tall and stocky middle-aged, as a 97kgtoast-skinned, possibly Dominican, and fairly well dressed, witha striking counterfeit Rolex.Beside him another man had something lean, hovering around fifty, and approx. 80kgAlso very dark graying black hair piled behind the ears and at the crown somewhat sparse, hard-faced...
A Prank Gone Too Far A short horror story for Halloween and not for the sweet/sentimental reader. Contains diaper play but not excessive. More of a regression story. All standard disclaimers apply. May be downloaded for personal use only. Any other use strictly forbidden unless approved by the author. Constructive comments are welcome at cheryl2lynn@yahoo. Com. By Cheryl Lynn David James just turned eighteen, the only son of Mary James and becoming a problem. He was...
Phil is one of those neighborhood k**s you just plain like having around. He's polite, kind, helpful and simply put, a great guy. I guess “k**” is not quite the right word. He's 25 and lives just behind us and one house away. His mom is Marisa and was 16 when she had him. She raised him with the help of her parents until she got married a few years later. Her husband is not Phil's dad but they are very close. There are four other k**s in the family.. the youngest being twins at around...
Introduction: Please read the ones that came before this one. Sorry its been so long, but I wanted to take this in a new direction. Let me know what you think We went a week without getting back in the machine. There was something about it the change that was strange. The night after the reveal we laid in bed thinking about changing, but we realized that we could almost feel the bodies we had, although we had changed back for friends that were in town. We had talked about changing all day, but...
It was a glorious night and we woke in the morning in each others arms. She stretched. "I'm deliciously sore, Husband. It's your fault. Thank you." She grinned wickedly. "The gossip about your ability 'in the sack' was not exaggerated. I am very happy to be Missus Mark Dillard." I kissed her and that developed into more than a kiss. We finally got out of bed and wandered into the bathroom. I had heard that showering with the opposite sex is fantastic. I found that showering with my...
Carol looked around at the small, cramped setting. Bg ugly yellowish-white tiles covered the floor and walls. a dirty, wet commode sat in the center, its bluish water filled with toilet paper. On right side of the commode, hung big rolls of thick, coarse toilet paper.She hated going in public bathroom but she was 100 miles from home and had stopped for gas when she realized she'd need to go. Now, looking at this dirty bathroom she wasn't that sure. Maybe she could hold it in for another few...
Bimbo Potion: Revenge by Fidget Chapter 2 Thursday night - Valerie When Val got home, she changed out of her work clothes and went to the bathroom to freshen up. Coming back out, she noticed the gift basket sitting on her living room table, and gave herself a small squirt of hand sanitizer before plopping down on the couch to spend a few minutes on social media. Not too long though - I have to go get ready for my workout. She prided herself on her slim, athletic body, which she had kept in...
"What the fuck?" you yell out loud. Heads turn to look at you with curiosity. "I'm sure you heard me quite clearly." she says adjusting her glasses. Her dark brown eyes are smiling at you. "Arrgh..." You mutter getting up from your desk. Fucking bitch! You push past her and storm your way to the CEO office. She smirks as she lays back in your chair. "Mr.Davis!" You scream at the CEO as he is just about to sip his coffee. "Oh dear." He jumps, almost spilling his coffee on his damn ugly tie that...
BDSMKay's turn: Monday morning is a bummer! Rob left early. I got up to see him off and then got back in bed for another hour or so of sleep. We wore each other out last night but it's left me with some memories to keep me smiling this week. Ryan, Linc and I met in the break room to get some coffee before the day started. Ryan is going to Design, Linc is going to Marketing and I'm in Production this week, so it won't be like it was the first three weeks when we were all together. Ryan...
“Discipline is what you need, girl!” As Lady Hilda spoke, she let the tails of the hand-crafted leather flogger stroke the girl’s spine.The girl stiffened. She was bent over the mistreatment table, dressed only in pink hipster panties and a white t-shirt. The t-shirt had been pulled up over her back, so that she would feel the instrument of chastisement on her skin. “Lady Hilda, ma’am. What have I done?”“What you’ve done?” Lady Hilda exclaimed, bringing the tails down lightly, before swirling...
SpankingHi guys. I am Raj. This is my first story on ISS and certainly not the last. This incident happened when I was 20 year old. I was very desperate for sex as I was still a virgin. I stayed along with my parents in a 1 BHK flat. My Parents occupied the room and I slept in the Hall. We had a maid. She was a 28 year old chubby woman with wheatish complexion and long silky black hair. Her name was Sarita. I always fantasized about her. She was married and had a 6 year old son. Sarita had big breasts...
Everyone was dancing to the music, a couple of joints smoked had made everyone feel great. Beer flowed and the night went on. Slowly people began to sit down on the couches and started to get intimate with each other. I was left dancing with Uta, she was 6feet tall, blonde hair and had a drop dead gorgeous body. Her tits were firm and her ass was perfect. I am only 5ft 11in tall but a good physical body due to my rugby days. I was proud of my body and especially my cock, 7 inches long and a...
Erotic“Stronger than lover's love is lover's hate. Incurable, in each, the wounds they make.” Euripides, Medea. As I approach the end of my time in this world, I want to plant some things in the record. I don’t want this in the open record, of course. I don’t want to cause my family unnecessary pain: as the reader is aware, this account was sealed among my private papers in the University Library’s Presidential Archives. I’ve no idea who will find it, nor what will be made of this tale. All I can...
Oral SexAnother lousy day at work goes by, and James Henderson is not in a good mood. He hasn't been promoted since he started, since his bitchy, overweight boss Mrs Cranston hates his guts, and even worse, he's thirty years old and hasn't had a good lay in months. He can't even concentrate on his work anymore he's so horny. If only he didn't have that bizarre neurosis that keeps him from jacking off, he might have some relief, but he's got ballache to a severe degree now. Walking into his...
FantasyBefore I got sent to the joint I spent over 6 months in county jail. The jail was old and they had old fashioned cells with bars. The cells were small, 4 bunks in each cell. I had never been in jail before and I was scared and it showed. I was young, slightly built, and timid as hell.The cellblock I was housed in was on the 4th floor. There were two sides - east and westsides. They had one correctional officer to supervise both sides. He sat out in a hallway and was supposed to make rounds...
Chapter Five So back at work and it was hot and sticky 300 KM from anywhere. The daily temperature on site was close to 45 degrees Celsius and I had never seen rain in all the time I had been there. It was hot dry and arid. Work was becoming more and more of a chore. When I started here initially it was amazing. It was good to get away but now it was becoming a drag. The only attraction was the money. I looked forward to getting out of the place. If I was going to escape this place and...
“You asked her if she was trans? Are you an idiot?” Sarah Lynn yelled at me. What could I say. I felt like an idiot, especially facing her wrath. “I didn’t. I just wanted… I thought she must have some reason for wanting me to see that particular movie with her,” I whined. “Couldn’t you see the way that bodystocking hugged the curves of her pussy when she took the dress off in the studio?” “I was really trying hard not to stare. It’s fine for other girls to stare at a girl, but it’s not...
Pyare readers (choot waliyon aur lund walon) main dinu sabse pahale main sabhi choot waliyon aur lund walon ko danyawad deta hun kyun ki meri kahaniya, logo ko kaphi pasand ayee aur muze e-mail ke jariye male/female ka kafi response mila, logo ne muze aur satya katha likhane ka hosala diya. Isliye phir se aap logo ke pass ek sachi kahani pes kar raha hun, aasha hain pichhali kahanion ki tarah yeh kahani bhi aap logo ko pasand aayegi. Jaise ki aap log janate hai ki mai sarkari daftar me auditing...
Robin - Thursday morning before school I woke up with the new sensation of someone laying down next to me. Now that in itself is not unusual, since many of the times that both of my bodies sleep in the same bed I wake up with them pressed against each other. The unusual part was that I had never woken up with Robert's cock against a girl's ass and Roberta's tits against a guy's chest. Still half asleep I raised up Robert's head. Looking at the alarm clock, I saw that it was about half...
Welfare Mothers Make Better Lovers Neil Young was right. Welfare mothers do make better lovers. Divorcee! So there I was doing my laundry when a young mother entered. She was pushing a shopping cart full of dirty clothes and her baby was in it too. Just then the music that was playing, started to play Neil Young’s song. Well that young mother let go of that shopping cart, lifted her arms up over her head and started gyrating her hips to the music…and then she started singing along...
Ike catches his lil sis Kylie going through his phone. When he asks why, she responds with she was confirming that his girlfriend was cheating on him. Kylie thinks that he should show her whose boss by fucking another girl. But who?? As Kylie begins to undress he realizes she wants it to be her. Kylie shows how nice of a sibling she is by sucking Ikes meaty cock dry. Later that day, Kylie barges in on Ike in the shower. He savors his privacy and tells her to get the fuck out. She refuses, and...
xmoviesforyouChapter 3"You gotta be k**din'! We can't do that! Jesus Christ, Wendy! I can'tfuck a girl in my mother's bed! I'd feel ... kinda ..." Terry stammered,feeling a strange stirring in his nuts when he thought about hersuggestion."Don't be silly, Terry. I think you'd like to fuck me in your mother'sbed. I'll bet Sheila's bed is softer than yours, more comfortable. Iprefer nice silk sheets, Terry. And besides, doesn't it turn you on justthinking about it? Wouldn't it be nasty?"Terry wanted to deny...
We are friends since college and time flies like anything. I could not believe that its already 20 years since we met first time in our +2. Well, he is Samir and we were buddy since our college time. We were into friendship like two person one heart. We used to share everything and like other teen age people, we mostly used to discuss about sex and politics in our college. Because of our Indian tradition or you can say it as a cultural impact. We hardly get any chance to mix up with girls...
Wenn sich hier Leute schon erbarmen eine Bewertung nach unten abzugeben wäre es ganz schön, wenn diese auch etwas sachliche Kritik geben könnten. Thx ;) In dieser Geschichte findet jemand Magie mit der man sich beliebig verwandeln kann.
Miss Jacks.I was at the time in the care of my aunt Muriel had been for some time my parents having been killed in a car crash. She was a high powered business woman, never really knew what she did, Now and then she traveled to different parts of the country. Always first class on these occasions she would take me along.I had just turned 18 and still wore my monkseaten grammar school uniform. I liked to wear it because as a senior along with the dark red school blazer with the gold black...
Half a mile away, a thin needle pointing toward the sky, stood the office of Pussycat magazine, and on the tenth floor Senior Editor Josh Dill was puzzling over the latest vacation memo from personnel. "This is the worst piece of idiocy I've ever seen, " he complained to his secretary. "It looks like it was written by a computer having a nervous breakdown. Listen to this gibberish: 'Half a man-day shall not be equal to half a day unless the man is actually in the office for the full day, or...
Ferro absently scratched the day old skin melt on the left side of his ribs as he bent over the drawing board. The digital board was huge, at least as large as the span of both his arms and half as high. He had a writing pad for notes running in one corner and an on-time series of engineering schematics running down the entire right side of the board. When he made a change on the design in the middle, the schematics on the side automatically recalculated whatever items he designated from...
I woke up in the middle of the night. The light from the full moon over the desert bathed the room in an eerie blue light. I rolled out of bed careful not to wake Jane up and went to the bathroom in the corridor. My balls hurt from all the action I'd had this weekend. I returned to the room; Jane still slept fitfully. Her ass probably still painful in her sleep from all the pounding I'd given it. I could not help it. Silently, I left the room and opened the door to the basement. The whole...
The late August afternoon’s heat was blistering as the Western sun made it’s inevitable way to the horizon. There was an old rambling shack called the Mooney Hotel, at an angle across the street from the town’s corral. A full-length porch stretched from one side to the other, across the full length of the hotel. Two old timers were seated side-by-side on some old cane-bottom chairs decorating the front of Mooney’s. One old timer, scruffy looking with a grey tobacco-stained beard and moustache,...
As a youngster I had 2 brothers, one a year older and one a year younger. And until I entered puberty I thought that was enough. But when my body started acting differently I knew I wanted more. Thankfully when I was a late adolescent my mother remarried and I earned a step-brother and a stepsister. At first they were kind of standoffish but soon we all began to get along great. And thankfully my step-sister and I seemed to hit it off the best. I think the main reason for that was her brother...
SUNDAY, May 29, 2016 Rachael woke up for the last time in the house that she had lived in her entire life (counting both old Rachael and new Rachael). She had her last morning shower, and then woke Bobby before slipping downstairs. Breakfast had been well planned out. There was enough eggs and bread for one last breakfast of French toast, Bobby's Sunday favorite. She poured the remaining milk into a glass for Bobby, and the end of the orange juice for herself. Both containers went into...
So you've decided to join us on a spooky Halloween. An excellent choice but not one you will regret should you choose the right path of course. Now the question is which story will you follow? Perhaps a group who thought that sleeping in a graveyard would be fun only to be trapped in Hell where they must perform various acts to escape. Or perhaps a crazed man has captured a group of friends or even random strangers and forced them into a game of Saw? Of course that is always violent so let's...
FetishJohn stood in the doorway and stared at the destruction Larn’kelnar had wrought. When the energy beam had cut the Invictus in half, it had scythed through the bedroom, melting the titanium superstructure with ease. Where John’s massive bed had once rested against the wall, the room was now open to the elements, giving him a spectacular view of the Arcadian jungle. There was no longer any furniture left in his quarters, as it had all been sucked out into the upper atmosphere as the...
This is a continuation from my previous story. Comments welcome at I grabbed Anjan’s superhard dick and started stroking it as I felt his mouth engulfing my cock. I decided to go slow since Anjan was in a disadvantageous position on the bottom. I began by softly caressing his rod till I felt a shiver run through his body. I gently rubbed up and down on his shaft while constantly licking at it with the tip of my tongue. I even playfully nipped at it a couple of times evoking a protesting yelp...
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