Mounted on the Broom
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“Get you stupid hands off of me!” Penelope shouts as she is manhandled through the castle. King Gunter allowed her to at least dress so that she is not paraded throughout the walls of the castle before everyone. “I am a student of the East School of Witchery and tell will not be happy with the way you’re treating me.”
You mean us...
“I will make sure you two are the first on my list,” she threatens.
Somehow I doubt that is going to work.
“I have powerful friends.”
No you don’t.
Neither of the guards pays her any mind. Their silence is just about as annoying as Hazel’s not-so-witty remarks. So when the witch sees that her threats are not getting her anywhere, he gives up and hangs her head, letting the two men carry her like a dead horse to their destination. After several halls and many, many steps down long winding staircases, the trio arrive the end of a hall with a very simple wooden door. One of the guards releases her to knock twice. There is a long pause and all that fills the air is the sound of breathing. Not even Hazel has anything witty to say.
Eventually the door is opened to reveal a large, burly man in an executioner’s mask. “Oh! Jolly good,” the man says. “You’ve bought the newest guest of honor. The castle has been buzzing about her.”
This guy should be easy to bribe. I would normally argue, especially because of ... well, never mind that. Just fuck him and get us out of here. It may not be my head, but I would like to have when I return to my body.
Neither of the men speaks. Instead they shove her forward, right into the arms of the other man. Penelope bangs into the man’s large, portly belly and cringes at the feeling. She cannot at all imagine being able to do much with the man, even if it comes to bribing him.
“Thank you, gentlemen,” he says to the guards. “I’ll take it from here.” He quickly grabs Penelope by the arm and drags her through the door. The door bangs closed and for just an instance, darkest bathes them. That darkness is just as quickly pushed back when she is dragged forward into the burning light of torches along the walls. “You are certainly a beautiful creature. King Gunter has found the jewel of his collection with you.”
I’m not sure I like the sound of that.
The young witch doesn’t either and she begins to struggle against him like she did the guards. But the man has an iron grip. With the force of both the guards in just one hand, she has no chance at breaking away.
“Fiery too,” he grunts. “It’s a shame the king won’t be able to enjoy like this.”
“I’m not joining any harem,” she protests. “I’ve got a journey I need to complete.”
I don’t think he means we’re going to have to worry about that.
“I gave the king what he wanted,” Penelope continues, hoping for an easy solution. “I am a student of the East School of Witchery. You let me go and I will consider it a favor. The school will consider it...”
“I don’t need favors from the school,” the man cuts her off. “My brother is a wizard there. He gets me anything I need if I can’t get it myself. Besides, King Gunter takes care of any other need I have, so long as I make beauties like you remain beautiful.”
“If King Gunter thinks I’m going to fuck him again, he’s got another thing coming,” she says defiantly.
I swear you’re a dunce!
“That’s exactly what the king intends to do,” the executioner says, pulling her suddenly through another door. “He has a collection of you catgirls that he regularly visits to relive those special times he had with them.”
To Penelope’s horror and her cat companion, she is dragged into a well-lit room, full of catgirls of every color and coat design imaginable—or at least what she can’t quickly call to her mind in this horrifying moment. Scattered throughout the large room, set in various poses, but all with easy access for the king to slip his prick into, are catgirls frozen in time.
“Through my abilities with taxidermy and magic, I have created these marvels for our fare king,” the man explains. “I love magic, but I love being an executioner as well. So why not do both?”
“Because as a wizard you’re not supposed to use magic for killing,” Penelope mutters. She tries to focus not on the sight before her, but on the rules of the school and of the magic community to appeal to a different side of the man.
“I’m not a wizard,” he challenges. “Besides, I did not use magic to kill them. I used my axe. My magic is used to simply allow King Gunter a moist pussy...” he chuckles a bit. “ ... a moist pussy to fuck.”
You better step up you’re a game or we’re going to be added to this collection.
The witch cannot agree more. “I bet you like fucking them too.”
The man suddenly looks appalled by such an idea. “Oh heaven’s no,” he says. “These are the king’s. If I were to do such a thing I would become the condemned to face the executioner’s axe.”
“So then, you’re saying it must be pretty tempting then,” she tries.
“Well ... I do have a weakness for catgirls,” he admits almost hesitantly. “Problem is not many around these parts. Plus the wife won’t allow such a thing.”
What is it with these people? Do they think us cats have some kind of disease?
“That’s a shame,” Penelope murmurs. “It’s too bad you don’t have one to fuck right now.”
That a girl! Appeal to his sadistic side.
“Yes, it is a shame,” he admits.
“Are there any rules about fucking a catgirl before doing that to them?” she asks, loosening her resistance to him, even getting closer to rub her head against his arm.
Step it up, girl. Add some purring.
Penelope does just that.
The executioner grins. “Keep this between you and me, but I have fucked each one before I stuffed them.”
Eww...
“We’re they still alive?” Penelope asks, though she really doesn’t want to hear the answer.
The man shakes his head. “Not a single one.”
“Why is that?” she asks, trying not to cringe.
That’s just gross.
“They were too resistant and I’m not a man that forces myself on them,” the executioner says. “It’s easier when they’re dead.”
There’s our ticket.
Penelope reflexively nods her head to the idea. “Well, how about you try a live one?”
“You?”
“Of course me,” she says, smiling and kicking up the purring a notch. “I’ll give you a good time in exchange for letting me go.”
“I couldn’t...” he begins to say, but then her words finally have the impact she is seeking. “Well, I think that could persuade me to let you go.”
“A warm pussy is better than a cold one,” she offers.
A live one is better than a dead one too.
“We’d have to keep this a secret,” he says, starting to whisper.
“My lips are sealed,” she says.
It’s a good thing your legs aren’t. Go get him.
“I’m Penelope, by the way,” she continues, smiling proudly at herself as well as the praise coming from Hazel. “I didn’t catch your name.”
Who cares what his name is. Fuck this disgusting man and let’s get out of here.
“Everyone just calls me Neks,” he says.
“Neks?”
“My name is Jack Nekelson, but since I’m an executioner...”
Penelope thinks about that one for a moment, not really putting the two together. “I’m not sure I really understand.”
Yeah, you wouldn’t. It’s too bad your blonde hair didn’t transfer to your new form or you wouldn’t be embarrassing yourself right now.
“It’s because ... if you were a woman, I’d ask if you were a blonde,” Neks says with a shake of his head.
“Well, let’s not prattle with insignificant stuff,” she says.
Yeah, let us not. When you open your mouth ... never mind, just fuck the guy and let’s go. I can’t believe it’s taking you this long to have him shove his dick in you.
The executioner’s grip slackens, enough for the girl to pull away. When she does, she grabs his massive hand and places it firmly on her ass. She feels his hand grip it, his fingers digging into it. Her tail whips around, showing more of Hazel’s agitation than hers. She knows the cat hates her wicked sexual nature, but she doesn’t care. This is going to get them freed, and without it she would have a hard time pushing herself to do it. And she is going to have a challenge on her hands trying to convince the man to let her go. But she is ready to rise up and face it.
Keeping control of the situation, Penelope moves his hand from her ass and positions it on her mound and grinds against it. Considering that man’s desire to fuck catgirls, the lack of hot pussy and an obvious nagging wife, she figures that it will not be hard to work the man up into a frenzy before either gets naked. “How about we get a little more comfortable,” she suggests, pulling the man over to a pile of hay, closer to the wall.
You could just lie on the guy. He carries around a mattress with him everywhere.
Penelope grins. She knows just how to get back at the cat with her snide comments. As she lies down on the hay, she pulls Neks down on top of her. She can handle his weight—or at least she hopes she can. Whether she can or not, it will piss Hazel off while giving her the opportunity to see how he responds.
Ahh! He’s going to crush us. Didn’t I tell you I wanted to be whole when we separate?
The witch is thrilled not only to antagonize the cat but to feel him press his crotch in to hers. That in itself is an amazing feat considering the size of his belly. It has to mean that he not only knows what he is doing, but he has something to work with. She can feel his manhood grinding into her body and it feels really, really good. Neks is breathing heavy above her. Penelope moves her hands down his body, sliding it under his pants to feel what he is working with. She finds the shaft and feels its hardness. Yet she cannot tell just how big he is jammed in his pants, but she knows enough to tell he has enough. Normally she would take it just to get a good fucking, but King Gunter did a good job of that already. So she has another idea.
The witch pushes back on his chest so that he will sit up. Her eyes are glued to the layer of fat hanging beneath his clothes. She lifts his shirt and guides it over his head. She didn’t expect it, but this guy is pretty strong despite his belly region. His arms are taut with muscle, which explains his strong grip, and his chest is bulging, not from fat but with muscle. She runs her hand over his chest and down his portly belly.
Really? You’re going to admire this guy’s physique? I would never fuck a fat cat. In fact ... you’re not going to listen to my opinion, are you?
Penelope sighs heavily. “Here, let me give you a better view,” she says to Neks, compromising with the cat. He climbs off of her and quickly, the witch pulls her hat off, followed by her dress. She giggles at the way his eyes boggle and stare at her. She uses her index finger to call him back to her. “Do you like what you see?” she asks as she shakes her ass from side to side.
Who wouldn’t? You’ve got the body and my gorgeous coat attached to it.
“Absolutely,” Neks says with a devilish, lopsided grin.
She approaches him and slowly undoes his belt and zipper, opens his pants and puts her hands back on his body, feeling his steely prick again. She loves the way he looks when she touches it. The look a man gets when a girl touches them is priceless. “You like it when I touch you?” she asks.
Neks nods vigorously. “Your hands are so different.”
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Penelope pulls her last leg over the edge of the grave, breathing hard from the exertion of the climb. She climbs to her feet, brushing off the dirt from her dress. With a smile on her face, she starts walking back toward the castle. We’re leaving him uncovered? “Why not?” the witch says with a shrug. “Maybe he’ll get lucky again. It would be a shame to let a dick like that go to waste.” You would say something like that, wouldn’t you? “You see? It wasn’t so bad?” It could have been...
Penelope is one her feet with her book. On unsteady legs, she fixes her hat and stumbles to the door. She looks out. Coast is clear. Go for it! Shakily she darts across to the cell where Faart is still completely passed out and then through the hole in the wall to freedom. No sooner does she make it to the outside of the dungeon does she hear the executioner stepping up to the cell and muttering a profuse line of obscenities. That was a close one. “You’re telling me,” the witch says with...
Alright, let’s try to not get into any excursions today. “What’s that supposed to mean?” Penelope asks, stretching. It’s just what it means. You keep managing to get us into these situations. “It’s not my fault,” the witch denies the claim. “I can’t help it that they are the only way to get where we want to go.” I call it being weak minded. “That’s untrue, because to be a witch, you have to have a great mind.” I don’t know who told you that crap, but if that’s the case, you’re not using...
On second thought, maybe not. The sight of two well hardened cocks aimed right at her chest invokes a totally different feeling within Penelope. She gasps. “Um ... I’m not certain both of these will fit at once,” she says meekly. You think not? “I mean, I’m not used to using that other hole.” Not used to? You may not be, but I certainly haven’t ever had anything back there. “Besides, I’ve only heard of ogres having two of these,” she continues. “Tug just like every other ogre, nothing...
Penelope staggers up to the massive wooden door of the monastery and knocks on it. She doesn’t use much force but the echo that comes from it sounds like a giant banging on the door. She jumps slightly, startled by the sudden booming sound. Maybe they should invest in a doorbell. Their wait isn’t long. In under a minute the massive door is opened by a very skinny, frail looking man. “Yes?” he asks, his voice equally frail and low, almost to the point of it being a whisper. “What can I help...
Penelope opens her eyes to the light streaming in through the room’s single window, fully rested. She hasn’t slept this good since this whole ordeal began. It’s strange how a good fucking can do that for one. Oh good, you’re up. Let’s go find Eidlan and get the book. The witch groans, not wanting to leave the comfort of the bed. “Do we have to? Can’t we just lie here a little while longer?” No we can’t wait. The sooner we get the book, the sooner we can be separate again. “Ugh ... you’re...
Once back on land Penelope had no idea where to go next. At the suggestion of Hazel she began asking anyone and everyone if they knew of a high wizard in the land. Eventually she lands herself in the local tavern where she was told if anyone knew anything it would be there. “Can I help you with something?” the barmaid asks her when the young witch looks way out of her element. “I’m trying to find someone that knows where I can find a high wizard,” Penelope says, her eyes flittering back and...
As per Pufynsnup’s directions, the witch finds Chiz and his captor fairly easily. “What have we here?” Burnnut asks, turning the face the catgirl. “I am here for the ... the...” Penelope looks at the creature lying stiff on the ground. “What is that?” Beats me. “I’m a gremlin, you moron,” Chiz says hastily. “Well, if I’m going to be insulted the moment I show up to save you, then I’m leaving,” she says, folding her arms across her chest and spinning around. No you’re not. “On second...
“Free me and you will have them,” Chiz says. “But Burnnut is dead,” she counters. Any magic he had over you should be gone.” “He’s not dead,” the gremlin says. “What do you think you are some sort of witch?” “Well, yeah.” “Great, I’m stuck under a spell and all I’ve got is a crazy catgirl that thinks she’s a witch for help.” “Do you want my help or not?” she asks. With a heavy sigh he says, “Yes.” Alright Miss I Don’t Know Any Magic, how in the hell do you plan to reverse nature’s...
Sanosuke: Well, it was kind of a gamble whether you'd come to Kyoto or not. When I thought about it, I didn't know if you'd set Kenshin on him yourself or what. Hey, you could look a little more pleased to see me. I did some training on the treacherous Nakasen Way. Saitou:? Sanosuke: Thanks to my getting lost, this guy pushed me a lot farther than I really needed to go. (turning to the audience) When I checked with Kenshin, I found out he went by the easy Toukai Way, so think about that...
When Penelope returns to the place where she met Nedkid Woodflayer, she finds the vampire hunter propped against a tree stump asleep. Now there’s a sight, a mighty vampire hunter catching his Z’s. “Don’t be hard on him,” the witch says. “He has to stay up all night doing battle.” With a hard-on like that I’m surprised he isn’t using it as a sword. The girl giggles and it is enough to wake Ned. The man jumps to his feet, pulling out a stake from beneath his coat. “Who goes there!” he...
Finding the castle turns out to be easy, perhaps the easiest thing Penelope has had to do since this journey began. As big as it is, reaching high into the sky, it could easily found if not for the spell placed over it. It wasn’t until she stepped through the barrier that it appeared. It was not there one moment and then there the next. She felt the stirrings of the magic and it made her remember one of the lessons in class. “I know what the riddle means now,” she says, standing outside the...
Penelope reaches the landing at the top of the stair and pauses before a large, heavy door. This is where God said Starkey spends the majority of his days. The castle if large with many, many rooms, but this room is the only he uses. In fact, according to the golem, it is the only one decorated with anything. The rest lack tapestries, furniture and anything else one might expect in a castle. What are we waiting for? It’s not like were meeting royalty. You didn’t even act this way for King...
Penelope leaves the castle about midday, merged back with Hazel the moment they stepped out of the room. Both had hoped that maybe it wouldn’t happen and that they could just go back home and get on with their lives, but it didn’t. “I can’t believe he wouldn’t tell me any more about my mother,” the witch complains, walking in the direction toward Arseus’ stronghold. It’s not surprising. “Why do you say that?” Because it is probably too much for you right now. “Well, he may not have...
So what was that about last night? “I don’t know,” Penelope says, gazing up at the trees along the path. “At least we’re out of that dark forest. The birds are even singing.” Don’t change the subject. And don’t talk about birds. You know I can’t chase after them. “I really don’t know,” she repeats. “Do you really think he would have eaten us?” Of course he would have. He was a vampire. All that could have been avoided if the vampire hunter would have done his job. “I wonder where he...
Hey, wake up! Come on girl, get up! Penelope shifts, groggily moaning. “W-where are...” Where are we? Beats the hell out of me. I can’t see until you open your eyes. The witch tries to open her eyes. “W-what, what...” What happened? Damn, I’m getting good at this. The girl groans and her eyes flutter open. There isn’t much light so it makes it easier for her. All her senses seem to be coming back and she feels the coolness of the stone that she is lying on through her fur and onto her...
Penelope lifts her head, blinking away the brightness from her eyes. “Is it over?” she asks aloud. The only thing that follows is silence. She exhales, ready to lift herself off the cold floor when a pair of lips covers hers. The young witch gasps with surprise. Then the kisses deepens, pressing harder. She whimpers and then kisses back. Hazel’s lips are soft, her breath warm against her mouth. When the tip of the cat’s tongue glides over her lips, Penelope parts them, moaning as her tongue...
The next morning, Harley rose early and headed down to the city jail. When he got there, he was greeted with hostile silence. "Where's my prisoner?" he asked. "He was released this mornin'," a skinny little man in a policeman's uniform stated. "Who released him?" Harley demanded. "I did," a familiar voice said behind him. Harley turned and found himself looking into the squinty eyes of Lester Beaudine. "You don't have any authority to release anyone from the City Jail"...
Absinthe 2: The Absinthe of Malice By Morpheus The flight from Seattle to Boston had been extremely long and uncomfortable, even with the two hour delay in Chicago where I got to stretch my legs and change flights. My book had given me something to do during the countless hours in the air, though admittedly, Collin had been my largest savior from boredom. The two of us had ended up talking for over half the flight, and by the time we finally landed, I was even starting to consider...