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“What!?”

Katriana’s eyes went wide and she just stared at me, so I repeated myself.

“I want to be king, and I want you to be one of my queens.”

There was another long pause.

“I don’t even know where to begin with that statement,” she replied flatly.

I let another moment pass. “I notice you’re not saying no...”

Katriana stood up, and started pacing the room rapidly. “I’m your sister. You know, I behaved! I saved myself! I knew that you might need to offer my hand in order to seal an alliance or something in order to get us the support we need!”

“I appreciate your dedication, but we will learn to do without. You’re still not saying no.”

“I’m your sister. You’re my brother. Incest is illegal practically everywhere.”

“Well, when I’m king, I’ll get to make the laws, so I can allow us to get married. Hell, we can go and do it right now, if you wanted. Nobody around here knows who we are, so we can go to a temple and get it done right now ... but I understand if you don’t want to do this right this instant. Also, you’re still not staying no.”

“Okay ... but what did you mean by, ‘queens’?”

I took a deep breath and gathered my thoughts. “Well, for one ... I know I’m weak ... and if we were to have a child, the chances of that child inheriting my weakness is more likely because we’re family. If nothing else, another wife would mean we, collectively, are more likely to produce a good heir.”

“That’s another good reason for us not to get married. You should save yourself for a wife you can get a good heir from.”

“My second point is ... We’re going to need a lot of strong allies, and if we work hard to make a loving family for other adventurers who are willing to fight for their husband...”

“If that’s the case, why shouldn’t I just have a whole pile of husbands?”

She was getting angry now, I guess because I was disarming her arguments so rapidly.

“Do you want that?”

I didn’t want that. But I don’t think she did either.

Katriana sighed. “No, no I don’t ... I didn’t mean that seriously...”

“I do, though. Well, wives, at least. I think ... it’s just the kind of person I am. I want to leave my heart open for other people who want to belong there, I guess.”

“And you want one of those people to be me.”

It was a statement, not a question.

“Yes, I do. You’re more than my beloved sister ... you’re my sworn protector. You’ve fought so hard for our dream, and you’ve put your life on the line for me so often, and you’ve never given up hope. You’ve always looked out for me, and you’re so courageous ... How could I not fall in love with that person?”

She blushed and broke eye contact, which had to be a good sign.

“ ... I need to think about it.”

“I understand, take your time.”

She turned towards the door. “I’m going to go for a bath now, and I think I should do that alone.”

“That’s fine, go ahead.”

I tried to be nonchalant, but in reality I was disappointed that I wouldn’t have another chance to see her in the bath. I suppose things were going well, overall, though.

Having nothing better to do for Katriana’s bathtime, I lay on the bed and quietly contemplated the two potions we had gathered. Identifying items was a service that cost 1,000 gold. Even the Identify spell, which I didn’t have, require components that cost 100 gold per casting- it was not cheap.

Potions could be identified by taking a small sample of them ... but the core rules didn’t have a mechanic for doing this, it was more of a vague allusion to allowing it. Worse still, there was such a thing as “potion miscibility”, which was the unpredictable effects of combining two potions. They might combine really well, having increased strength, or eve making one effect permanent. But then, they could combine to make a lethal toxin, or even produce an explosion. You had to let one potion digest completely before taking another.

Well ... at least I could identify one?

Katriana returned to the room to find me retching over the chamberpot, spitting occasionally.

Immediately she ran over to me and laid a hand on my back. “Theodore! Are you okay? Did something happen!?”

I spat in the chamber pot one last time. “I identified one of the potions.”

“What!?”

“It’s an oil that neutralizes acid.”

“Why did you do that by drinking it!?”

“Uh, well, it seemed like the thing to do...”

Katriana sighed at me. “But you’re okay, right?”

“I think so ... it just tasted nasty.”

“What a troublesome little brother ... go have your bath, they’re waiting for you downstairs.”

Leaving the two potions in Katriana’s care, I went down to the bathing area and had a relaxing, if solitary bath. I enjoyed the hot water’s ability to relax my tense muscles, and it wasn’t until the wash water came away with threads of black and brown in it did I realize how I was covered in soot and grime.

Adventuring is dirty work, I guess.

My two robes were soiled, so before my bath I had to give a serving girl two gold to go buy me a clean robe and get my laundry done. She waited nervously on the other side of the screen for me to toss over my robe, so I had the excuse of waiting on fresh clothes while I luxuriated in the hot water.

I also took the time to enjoy myself, thinking of Katriana in a modern wedding gown the whole time. After all, privacy was a luxury for an adventurer.

When she returned, I had a nice, dark-blue dyed robe in contrast to my two brown “travel” robes. I gladly changed- I had long since started to turn pruney- and was informed my laundry would be ready on the morrow.

I returned back to the room, to find it empty. Katriana, the potions and the quest reward were both gone ... so I assumed at some point the servants came to tell her the private dining room was ready.

So I went downstairs and had a serving girl direct me to the dining room.

When I entered, a sumptuous feast was laid out before me. A whole roast chicken, dripping with butter and gravy, dominated the table, but there was also a tureen of some kind of cloudy broth, a plate of steaming slices of ham, a plate of roast potatoes and a bowl of various fruits and cheeses. A steaming fresh loaf of bread accompanied everything, with a butter so finely whipped it spread like whipped cream. Katriana and Voss were there, already tucking in. The latter levelled a chicken leg at me with his unbandaged arm and smiled widely.

“There he is! We thought you had been in the bath so long you might have washed away.”

I smiled back as I lowered myself into the chair next to Katriana. “Well, I had to make myself presentable for my fellow adventurers, right?”

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I lay there a moment, getting used to the sensations of being two people at once. So much information all in one moment was overwhelming, but I was able to rein it in, restrain it. Hopefully I could dig around for new bits of knowledge as they became necessary... “My prince? Little brother?” Oh, yes. The reason why I “awakened”. I cracked my eyes open against the glare, and peered upwards at a goddess. Framed against the sun, her deep red hair seemed to glow, even though it was merely...

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My Isekai Life in DD FireChapter 6 Isekai Life Lazy Ox

The ferry docked with a clunk, and passengers were let off while the peddlers go their wagons ready. The docks were busy, as travellers departed riverboats, new arrivals asked for directions, longshoremen hustled about their work, and sailor meandered about. “Aaaah!” Katriana sighed aloud while stretching her back, or at least as much as she could in her mail, once we were on shore. “Wooden benches don’t work for me. I’d almost rather have had to swim.” I glanced around the busy docks, only...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 19 We Are the Champions

Mr. Labatt’s BMW on HWY 401, Ontario 6:42pm, Saturday, November 24, 1979 ‘What a fuckin’ awesome weekend!‘ I thought as four of the six key girls in my life were engaged in a flurry of various conversations as I drove Mr. Labatt’s B-mer back from Guelph on the 401 (Ontario’s equivalent to the Interstate System in the States). ‘I might as well not be in the car,’ I chuckled to myself as Shannon, Lynette, Zupena and Sammy regaled each other with their Friday night, Saturday morning escapades,...

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My BFF I went to a nudist camp

My BFF Vanessa & I were thinking about going to a nudist camp. We had a few brochures & settled on one.My stepmother came into my room & saw the brochure. Kim what are you girls doing? A nudist camp? We just want to see what goes on.Would you mind if I went with? I've always wondered too.I looked at Vanessa, she shrugged her shoulders so I said OK. My stepmother Kate is in her early 40'sWhen we arrived at the camp we went to check in. We saw several people wearing nothing to just...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 24 The Phantom of the Opera

Labatt Guest House, London, Ontario 6:38am, Saturday, December 1, 1979 “Ohh, Ohh, Ohh, Dievs,” Zupena softly whispered as she rocked her butt and tightly squeezed thighs against my slumbering body, but with my morning wood unknowingly planted firmly in her warm, wet pussy. “What are you, ‘Oh Dievs-ing’, about 3-Z?” Lynette barely whispered over her shoulder at the blonde giantess to her rear. “Ohh, Mikhail, he ... Oh, Dievs,” Zupena whispered in Lynette’s ear. “No, he’s ... you’re not,”...

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 41 Undefeated

(Author’s Note: This chapter is heavy-duty sports oriented. There are a few important ‘non-sports’ details but be warned, this contains much basketball, volleyball and a little gymnastics action. I hope it is realistic and an enjoyable read. As the book title suggests, this chapter is mostly about Championships.) “Look in these eyes! These eyes don’t lie. And they say that if you don’t blink, Then you don’t die.” (The opening lyrics to Def Leppard’s, Undefeated.) Alumni Hall, Western...

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BFF I went to a nudist camp 2

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Vicki Inseminates The Wedding Cake

Vicki couldn't believe it. She stared at the invitation, unsure if she should be irritated or be frothing rabid at the slight. Her hubris knew no bounds, sending Vicki an invitation to her wedding to the man that she'd stolen from her.She took a shot from the glass that she unawarely plucked from the shelf, and refilled it with the bottle of vodka that had sneaked its way into her grasp. Then, she did that again. Then, she made the RSVP.She showed up to the reception hall early. In fact, she...

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BFF I went to nudist camp 3

We only have a few hours left before we had to leave to catch our flight home. We had to get breakfast.We slept through the rest of the afternoon & night. Who could blame us?I was done showering. Vanessa said it was OK for Kim to go next. There's always plenty of hot water in a hotel.Kim & I had a towel wrapped around us. That's the most we've been covered in 2 days. It almost felt funny. We were sharing the mirror fixing our hair & putting our makeup on. We talked a little about...

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Third and Fourth Cake

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My 35th Birthday Cake

I decided to give my slave/husband a birthday party he would never forget. On his 35th birthday I was going to mate him with one of my closest shemale friends and give him the fuck of his life. I was going to blindfold slave/M inside a cake with my buxom blonde girlfriend who was going to use his body in ways he never imagined. He has already felt the power of an artificial silicone cock getting pegged several times by myself. Now on his birthday he’s going to find out what it’s like to get...

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Queen Cake

This story only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen."Bye, John. See you tomorrow. I'll have those figures for you, and we can go over them before the meeting.""See you, Rich."John watched his senior associate leave the room. It was stuffy, the lights were buzzing, and he was tired. He looked at his watch and sighed. There was no point phoning home now. He was already two hours and twelve years too late by his wife's expectations, and he had no...

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Cake And Boobs

Maybe you think being a male stripper is a glamorous job. Maybe the very job title conjures up images of Chippendales and a hall full of excitable females, maybe even those videos with a room full of women eager to gobble your cock. It’s not really like that, at least not if you’re a one man band, like me. Fitness is paramount, with a regimented diet plan and enough nutritional supplements to enable you to pull a plough. I can’t afford to let myself go for a minute. And being self-employed,...

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TGS The Stripper and the Cake

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 10 Sexual Healing

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 37 Stronger Beer

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionAfterward lsquoWelcome to the lsquo Concert Playlists and Book 6 Chapter Song

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After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 20 Irsquove Had The Time of My Life

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Queens Four of a KindChapter 12 Birthday Cake

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