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If I were a car, and I had brakes, and the contact points between shoe and drum were worn to metal to metal ... my shoes would have screeched to a stop. As it was my lower body stopped but my head bent forward and banged the half open bathroom door ... the wench had left it open. This was no emergency ... she had a purpose and an intent and planned for it.

WHACK

“OW!”

THUD

“David? David? My back needs washing!”

“David! What the Hell? You’re bleeding all over the floor. David! David?”

David wasn’t responding ... and probably wouldn’t for quite some time.

Wendy tried the ultimate ... that which separates the faker from the truly unconscious. She rubbed that centerfold physique all over his face ... no reaction. Not a flicker or a flinch ... out for the count.

“Well ... do something.”

This was ... for 1980 ... a thoroughly modern house. There was a phone on a stand right next to the bathroom door. No chasing into the bedroom to answer a call ... a wet person could drip on the floor right here.

“I need an ambulance at 2434 S Boston. My boyfriend has fallen and he’s not responsive.”

“Wendy Austin.”

“Yes ... I’ll stay on the line.”

EEK!

Wendy dropped the phone. The 911 operator heard a bang ... and assumed what any normal operator would assume ... she connected with the police.

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I’ll tell you another thing ... when someone comes home from a night on the town ... or playing in the band until 3am in the morning ... don’t be throwing open the bunkhouse door and flashing on the lights ... the skunks don’t like it. And another thing ... a 4am shower under tomato juice might remove skunk spray ... but V8 don’t. Not at all. And another thing ... the Sheridan Walmart does NOT have a 24 hour schedule. They open at 9 ... like civilized folks. And while we’re at it ... the...

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The Opening Tease

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Balcony Erotic Romance With Wife

A few years back, my wife and I took a trip to celebrate a special occasion. We rented a beautiful suite in an old southern hotel by the ocean. The suite was located on the second floor and had a balcony that looked out onto the street, where tourists to this quaint Victorian town strolled the sidewalks. After getting back from dinner, that first night, we went to the balcony to unwind with a few cocktails. My wife is a petite brunette with natural highlights in her hair. Her appearance is very...

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The Business Trip

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Enter Bad Brenda

Enter Bad Brenda by PYT Kirk and Tommy ran full speed out into the parking lot behind shopping mall. Pausing behind a dumpster, the two boys caught their breath. Kirk pulled a box from his track and field jacket. "I think we lost the mall security guards," said Kirk. "Yeah," said the smaller boy. "But I don't think it was such a great idea to steal from a wizard." "Pfaw! He was a guy in a bathrobe in a mall. You are so dumb sometimes." "Oh yeah? Well how do you explain the...

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