Helping Hand
- 4 years ago
- 31
- 0
As usual, Richard took his dogs for a walk that afternoon. There were a number of people he quite often met. The ex-Army officer with a couple of gun-trained Labradors walking at heel, the faded beauty with her Labrador and a rather stringy Springer Spaniel, the elderly lady with her equally elderly mongrel, and Sue.
Sue walked dogs for other people but had her own elderly and arthritic dachshund plus what seemed a totally characterless white miniature poodle. She lectured Richard severely when his dachshund, Tilly, had gone missing for the umpteenth time.
"You'll lose that dog for ever," she would say.
"Sue, my family has had dachshunds since I was born. They do this."
"Ah! But there's dog thieves around these days and they'll lift your dog soon as look at her."
"I doubt it Sue. They won't even know she's a recognised breed they can sell as a profit."
"Don't you believe it. They'll pinch her if only for the meat for the Chinese or whatever."
"Nonsense! They wouldn't get enough meat off her for that. She's too small."
"Hmm! You mark my words."
"Yes, Sue!"
There were others as well whom Richard met less often but they were all friendly and he passed the time of day with them.
One day, a bitterly cold one in February, he met a couple of women who were clearly sisters. One, obviously the elder, had two dogs and was reasonably friendly but Richard discerned a certain reserve. The other was difficult to make out in that she wore a hood on her jacket and the drawstring was drawn tight round her face. Richard did however notice the wisps of dark hair that peeked out of her hood and her dancing blue eyes.
He talked with them briefly because the elder sister had a breed of dog he did not recognise. It was clearly still a puppy but was very good looking. He asked what it was and she told him that it was a Hungarian Viszla.
He was duly impressed but he was completely taken with the other woman's black and tan Jack Russell which, having acknowledged Tilly, was playing with his Labrador, Teal. There was no way he could interrupt their play and talk to the terrier so jocularly he said:
"Well, we're all obviously with the fashion because all our dogs have got red collars."
Elder sister smiled faintly but the younger one said in a little girl voice:
"Yeth but I've got a blue lead."
Again Richard noticed the dancing blue eyes but this time her mischievous smile. He decided, particularly in view of the elder sister's attitude, that it was time to move on.
Smiling at them both he gathered Tilly and Teal and they headed on their way.
Richard could not get those blue eyes out of his head but trudged on and completed the rest of the day's routine.
"... Tate with the ball. She's scrambling. She see's an opening and... it looks... it looks like a perfect pass right into the hands of Zach Hissman. A good catch, and Zach brought down on the thirty-four. That's another first down for the Rebels." I leaned back and took a deep breath, then looked at Tami beside me. "I didn't realize that talking was such hard work." Tami gave me a quick grin and went back to her laptop. I looked back down on the field. "The Rebels out of their...
Hello Dosto, mera naam hai Nikita Ghosh. Main wapis aayi hu apni agli kahani ke sath. Jaisa ki maine apko mein bataya hai ki main koi kamsin kali nahi hu. Lekin jawaan mardo ke dilon ki dhadkan zaroor hu. Mere raseele stann aur matakti gaand dekhke har mard ka lund khada ho jata hai. Lekin mujhe woh mard dhundhne padte hai jo meri taango ke beech aake meri garmi nikaal sake. Dharminder ke jane ke baad meri chut lund ke liye tadap rahi thi. Main apni ungli ka istemaal karke bore ho chuki thi...
My wife, Jody, and I have been married for eight years, and over that time, we have hosted some dynamite parties. However, we just moved to Baltimore, and really didn't know too many people.I joined an amateur soccer team through the local rec council, and we play at the local park on weekends. Just seeing my teammates for games, I still didn't know any of them really well after a couple of weeks, so we decided to have a party for the team and their wives or dates.Well, that Saturday night, I...
Doug felt strangely nervous as he pulled up in the driveway, and the sight of the strange car did nothing to soothe his apprehension. It was three days since he had broken off with Selma, and he had decided to make a real effort to patch things up with Betty. But she seemed so busy lately. She didn't come home until late in the evening the first two days, and last night, she had been so moody and preoccupied that he hardly dared broach the subject. A definite change had come over her, and...
“Errol wants me to have dinner with him tonight darling” she said somewhat hesitantly. “He’s meeting an important client and if he gets the account, I’ll be servicing it” “Dinner and what else?” I asked but she wasn’t biting, she came up behind where I was sitting and draped both arms over my shoulders. “Don’t be such an old grouch” she said and pushed her boobs against the back of my head, “He’s my boss, this is part of my job and it always has been” “He’ll expect you to go to bed with...
Hi all main Sandy fir se aap ke samne meri ek sachi kahani lekar aya hu. Jo mere sath kuch mahine pehle hi hui hai. Aap logone meri kahaniya ko bohut hi jyada like kiya hai. Is liye main aap logo ka abhari hu aur mujhe bohut aunty ke mail bhi aye hai. Un aunty ko main dhanyawad dena chahta hu. Jo log mujhe jante hai unko mera namaskar. Jo nahi jante unke liye mera chotasa intro. Main Sandy ISS ka bohut hi purana reader aur writer hu. Meri age 33 ki hai aur main Mumbai mein Dadar mein rehta hu....
Where do I even begin?I was 20 before I met a girl who was even remotely interested in me. Or at least, I was 20 before a girl was into me and I knew it.Women have always been a mystery to me. From the first crush of my elementary school days to the unyielding love I feel for someone now, I have never understood anything about women.I was introduced to Karla through my best friend, Eric and his girlfriend, Sam. They had tried to set us up once before, behind my back, on my birthday, but she...
First TimeIf Valentine could have seen the trembling step and agitated countenance of Franz when he quitted the chamber of M. Noirtier, even she would have been constrained to pity him. Villefort had only just given utterance to a few incoherent sentences, and then retired to his study, where he received about two hours afterwards the following letter:-- "After all the disclosures which were made this morning, M. Noirtier de Villefort must see the utter impossibility of any alliance being formed...
For some days, the schooling was smooth. One day in the recess, sameer came to me and said, “if you want to save yourself, don’t wait after college.” I can see anger in his eyes. But, I wanted to know what he can do, up to what extend. I was confident; I can again make him exhausted and now in few minutes. College got over. I waited in class. He too waited. As school got empty, we sat on one bench, side by side, I looked at him, “what? You again want to get defeated by a girl, ha?” Smiled at...
The last thing Ennio remembered was falling asleep on the plane heading to Tokyo. It was supposed to be the trip of his lifetime. After all, he'd taken a gap year after high school for this (not that he knew what he was going to do after that year). Waking up now in a small dimly lit cell felt at first like a dream to him. All he wanted to do was go back to sleep and wake up back on the plane. Even when he rested his head on the cold metal did he not realize something was off. It wasn't...
Matt sat at the end of the bar, casually drinking his beer and anxiously waiting for her to return. They had been to the swinger's club once before, but this time was different. This time he and Janelle had been talking about it for months, ever since the first time. He was a confident, suit-type. Tall, dark and ruggedly good-looking. The type of guy that you know is a man's man, yet a gentleman to the core. He could see the staircase leading down from the change room out of the corner of his...
ToysReddit is full of great NSFW subs and I love exploring through them and seeing what it is that they have to offer. And in the end, I find all kinds of content. I find amazing pictures, sexy videos, and then some subs are entirely text-based. And when you think of text, you probably don’t have sex as the first association to that word, even though it does rhyme. Well, /r/sexystories changes that, with some of the sexiest fictional and non-fictional stories for you to read and enjoy. There are...
Reddit NSFW List(Conclusion) Jeff’s female footwear sniffing fetish was in full swing when he discovered that Miss Pringle was his female equal in the shoe smelling obsession. The college educated girl was a cock tease of the worst sort and had left many a jock with blooming blue balls and frustrated libidos repeatedly in her academic career. Her reputation in that regard was so rampant that she now found it difficult to get a date with even students of lessor physical attraction and dicks reputed to be of...
So I found myself out of town alone again over the weekend and as usual, I was checking craigslist, backpage, all the local sites, looking for action.I noticed right away this town had some great adult booths, something we don't have around home, I knew I had to check one out. The one that seemed to get the most action was all the way across town from my motel so I decided to pass on it. I did find one very close that seemed to have great reviews. So Friday night once I got checked in, I headed...
Millie sat in her living room looking down at the letters on the table with a tear running down her cheek. They were all labelled "last warning", "payment due now", "final warning" and similarly. She thought of her boyfriend that had walked out on her a few weeks ago, breaking her heart, emptying their joint bank account, causing their last two rent checks to bounce, and meaning that the bills were piling up. Millie needed cash, and lots of it, now. She had left the small town she grew up in...
Candace was an awesome wingman as usual. I continued to fuck Harley as she sucked Deadshot back to life. We then planted Harley on Deadshot’s lap and Candace licked her asshole while I face fucked Harley. Then, after much whimpering and some screaming, I forced my cock into Harley’s ass. Candace tried to kiss the girl to keep the noise down, but it was of little help. I did count at least two orgams as we double penetrated the girl and she might have gotten a third when I filled her ass with...
Tim woke up tired. It was 10:30 before he forced himself out of bed. He’d lost most of his enthusiasm to begin this summer’s adventure. It had been replaced by an irrational sense of anxiety, an unshakable dread that someone needed his help. Believing it would just be a matter of time before he felt normal, Tim drove to the village of Anvil, to stock up on household supplies. He wandered through the grocery store, mechanically filling his cart. As he loaded an essential case of beer, two...
1. “To be, or not to be- that is the question” It was the last period of my school and I was narrating Hamlet to the class. “Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer…..” “Why your voice is so trembling today?”, asked Mrs Rao. She was an eccentric woman. Everyone fear her when she was in a bad mood. “No mam, its just that…” And I felt vibration in my pants. My heart froze. But the bell rings just in time. The school is over. “Bring your grammar books tomorrow”, she said. I was still...
Incest"I remember how upset you were when you entered the hotel that day in New York," recalled Lisa. "Luckily, just about an hour before you arrived, Steve had explained to all of us exactly where the bear crapped in the woods." "It was everything I could do just to get Gwen to leave the cab," added Charlotte. "I had never seen her so depressed and upset. I was pretty worried about her mental state." "I was a mess when Charlotte finally convinced me that I had responsibilities to the...
Introduction: My wife invited an old lover over to fuck while I watch My wife has always been honest about enjoying other men, and from the start we agreed that her body was hers to do with as she pleases- which she does, quite often. I love to watch/listen/hear about her enjoying herself, so our agreement has been mutually satisfying and we have had many fun adventures. She is 30 and still smoking hot- five foot five and about 125 lbs with very nice 36 DDs, so she does not have trouble finding...
Hello, I would like to share my experience with the bi/gay life style. I am a small frame male. Older men would hit me on when I was younger, that is talking thirteen years old and on. Let me tell you I was never really scared, but no man was going to touch me. Sometimes when I would hitch hike I would end up some guy sliding his hand towards my leg. I would either say let me out or tell to forget it. I guess I was lucky no one took advantage of me.I never let anyone touch me till I joined the...
Brent was bored as he sat alone in the balcony watching the girls’ volleyball game through the viewfinder of the video camera. Little did he know that in less than an hour he would experience one of the most exciting events of his life. Soon he would be focusing on five of these players in front of him. They would all be on their knees taking turns at sucking his cock. Chapter 1 Brent worked at the athletic director's office for his high school. He had been doing this for four years. He...
Oral SexVickram Dutt, or Vick for short, was born in Vancouver, Canada, but his background was Indian. In terms of physique he was tall and muscular, a build he had acquired from all his time spent working out at the gym or at home. With fair brown skin and short black hair, Vick had a handsome face and figure; his dark brown eyes and strong jaw completed the striking portrait. Just last month he had celebrated his nineteenth birthday, and he was currently on his summer break after having completed the...
June and I had been married for five years when we took our driving vacation. Usually we climbed on an airplane and went to some city or another, but this year we had decided to take the car and just drive. We didn’t even have a plan, we’d just make it up as we went along. It was a fabulous vacation. We started in Niagara Falls, went to a little artist community called Niagara on the Lake, through the Adirondack Mountains, through Montreal, up to Quebec, and back to the states. Each...
Jeff and his women had just parked at the furniture store and were getting out of their vehicle when Van, Jeremy and their wives arrived. There were few other customers at the high quality store when they entered. The manager knew Diana and had supplied the giant beds that could be expanded as needed. With what the Matthews had already spent in his store, and with Diana's announced visit, he was ready with several people to assist. Jeff had quickly become bored and was strolling around by...
June is too hot to wear anything but sundresses in Atlanta, but on this trip I would surely need to pack a variety of things to wear. I was going home. It had been more than a year since I moved to New York City and I was looking forward to this trip back to the dirty south. I was going to do some shopping and of course hang with my partners to get in some trouble. That wasn’t the only reason for my trip. WE were finally going to meet. It wasn’t your typical internet hookup. Blake and I had met...
She had a crush on a guy on the University track team. They would meet in the cafeteria every day to talk. Every once and a while, she would go running with him. She said that one time, he was sitting on the grass stretching his legs and she could see up his running shorts. She said that his balls were hanging out and she just wanted to take them into her mouth right then and there! She said that he just never seemed romantically interested in her though. One Friday, they were having...
“Is there anything else you’d like to see?” the Regent asked, lifting a steaming beverage from a tray that one of her guards was holding as she lounged in the courtyard. It was morning but, Dennis wouldn’t have known that without a clock on hand. Besides for the almost imperceptible, yellow glow of the secondary star, the electric lamps that circled the building were the only illumination. “Not that I can think of. I’ve already had Xhe take me to the places that came to mind. The city, a...
I went to a really poor city school, the kind that had a library full of books without covers and tiles so old they were cracked and half missing. Well one day in fall, early November, during recess I managed to get away from anyone without getting beaten up or teased by anyone. I snuck off to the side of the building, in a little nook between the brick wall and the brick fence that separated the front of the school from the playground/lot. I wanted to finish reading Scary Stories to Tell...
Hi this is venkat from Srikakulam. I do not want to waste your time. straight away going to recent incident of my sexual encounter…I am 42. but people think i am 35, well built, smart guy. I do not boast of 7 inch lund. but i am a sex maniac. I have several sex experiences with so many women. they all praised my manhood. my wife is a criminal lawyer, who also deals cases of family disputes. Recently, an apartment was built adjacent to my house. the watch man has a daughter who was married to an...
"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children." ~ Mark Twain *** "Hey, Siri," Nancy spoke to her phone, "what is today's weather going to be like?" "The weather in Lake Buena Vista, Florida, today, calls for clear skies and sunshine with a low of fifty-six degrees and a high of seventy-seven degrees." "Sounds just about perfect." She smiled at Bebe, both in their prettiest undies as they nibbled some toast and sipped tea. Their dresses were upstairs in The Bridal Suite with Rose....
WARNING! This story will feature non-con, forced impregnation, misogyny and some other dark elements. If you are not a fan, then you should turn back right now. Please remember this is just a fantasy, I don't condone rape. For the Lady of Montano, looking good was simply expected of you by your subjects and the other lords and ladies. You are a young woman called Tylin of House Ruthven, the new Lady of Montano. You have a tall, lean figure with fair skin, beautiful, regal face and golden...
FantasyI was searching the iMac for a file I wanted to read when I spotted a video I made about six months ago. As I opened it I realized that I had completely forgotten it. I had recorded the video intending to upload it to an amateur porn site, but I never did. I hit the play button, and there I was in all my naked splendor. My middle-aged body was lying in bed. Cut to a close-up: two hands; an anal vibrator in one and a tube of Astroglide in the other. Followed by a generous glob of gel being...
MasturbationThe Perfect Husband My name is David and I'm writing this as a testimony to how a man can change. I was a typical man two years ago, with a pretty wife named Cathy, a great job in real estate, a house you would probably envy and good looks that meant I could pretty much have any woman I wanted -- which I did, even after I was married. Now Cathy suspected I slept around (calling them affairs would make them sound more important to me than they were), but she basically towed the line...
deleted
I had spent a great deal of thought and persuasion on Linda in getting her to shave her pussy. It had been tricky as Linda had some reservations, but the sex was great, closer and longer than before. Linda was now initiating much more now, freshly shaved out of the shower either naked or dressed up she was really enjoying her increased libido. One evening Linda appeared all dressed up high heels, waistcoat, tight short skirt and full makeup. What do you think she asked. I told Linda that she...
For the next several months Mike's life settled into its new rhythm. On the one hand he couldn't believe he was living what was nearly every man's fantasy lifestyle. He was conducting torrid affairs with two very beautiful, sexy, and yet very different women. One woman, Lily, was close to his age but still a few years older. Lily had a fetish for "controlling" their fucks that Mike really enjoyed. Sometimes she would tie him up and sometimes she would simply use her strong will and actions to...
I awoke the next morning to Freddie stroking my tits and kissing me softly on my neck and shoulders. When I opened my eyes she was smiling down at me and I couldn’t believe that she could make me so happy or make my pussy so wet. She asked if I slept well and how did I feel? I smiled up at her and said that was the best time I ever had in my life and I felt simply wonderful and when were we going to do that again? She laughed this throaty little laugh she had that was sex as hell and started...
LesbianIt's Friday night and I receive a call, theres been an emergency meeting and it is being held in Scotland, I'm all the way in London but its important that I be there. So, I have to catch a late flight to Glasgow and find a hotel. I start to pack my overnight luggage at the same time, I'm calling for a taxi on my blackberry I finally get through to the airport and taxi service and make the arrangements. It's the final flight out and their was a last minute cancellation, was it luck, or was it...
As they walked to the next class, Paul continued, "I want to go with you back to your house after school and talk to your parents about what they want to do. If they don't want it to continue after school, then that's fine with me. If they do though..." His voice trailed off and he started to think about being alone with her at last. She noticed his mind had wandered somewhere else. Jennifer stopped and waved her hand in front of his face to regain his attention. "Well, it's going to...
“Ah, much better. You young sluts always talk too much, don’t they boys?” The owner of the cock shoving itself down the woman’s throat states, slowly thrusting his hips forward in an attempt to fit another inch. His hands cup the minx’s face, thumbs spreading her soft fluffy cheeks as fingers dig into her scalp. They hold her head in place, keeping it still as his cock becomes accommodated with her mouth. “Yea, they usually are. But no worries, with you shutting her up, maybe she’ll put more...
"Hey gimme a break man!" Ray Barrette practically shouted into the telephone. "What kinda bullshit is that, Jack? I'm the one who recommended that they take their daughter to see 'The Good Doctor'. I oughtta get first crack at her." On the other end of the line Ray's friend Jack Merrick answered with equal conviction, "I don't give a shit, Ray! After what you and Greeley pulled with my Tracy; I think you owe me!" "Owe you what, Jack? You got equal time with Tina, after all,"...
The village accompanied us on the first part of our journey Eastward, since they were moving to take advantage of the provender of the earlier spring to be found there. At one point a blind old bull of the gigantic deer charged our march, scattering the column to the winds. I held my ground to protect my sledge from wreckage, planting my stout boar spear firmly in the stoney soil, and aiming my point at the monstrous deer's head. The leverage of the neck overturned the creature, and my...
and I built hot rods for a living. I stood 6' 2" and weighed 180lbs. My hair was always slicked back and eyes a deep green. I had an average sized cock of 7 inches long. I loved sex and everything to do with it. I had tried about everything but anal. I had many past lovers but there was one girl I couldn't stay away from. Abby was my very first when I was 16 years old. We were together about 4 months before we first started to become sexually active. She was very...
Introduction: This is the true story of the time my wife Cindy and her firefighter boyfriend gave me a special present. Sharing Cindy Chapter 33 Cindy and Jim Make a Video for Me If you have read the past two chapters, you are aware of my wife Cindy and her lover Jim. They had many memorable encounters while they were together and one of the best was the time that they made me a little video&hellip,&hellip,. Do you like this skirt? Cindy was asking me. I was busy staring at her legs and...
The organ struck up ‘Here comes the Bride’ and my daughter walked down the aisle on her father’s arm, up to where the vicar, groom and best man were waiting. The best man smiled and winked at me as the vicar began to speak. I was sitting in the front pew, painfully aware that I was not wearing any knickers, that my vagina was very sore with the fucking that it had endured, that my nipples had been sucked raw, and that dried cum was splashed across my thighs and stocking tops. As well as that, I...
The next day I hopped out of bed all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. I’d been getting up at zero-dark-thirty for years. Jennifer had to be coaxed. By coaxing I mean I tickled her and sucked her nipples while she hissed at me to stop being mean. Breakfast was simple and nobody dawdled over it. I went with Kyle so he could give me the tour and I felt a little like a slave until he finally called a halt for lunch. He wasn’t shy in the least about putting me to work. Maybe he actually wanted me to...
Chapter 41 The next morning Melissa walked into the office and saw what a wreck Brenda was. Her hair was mussed and she was wearing no makeup, the tears saw to that. "Brenda, what happened, you look like hell," she said. "I broke up with my boyfriend," Brenda replied and the tears returned. "Well you can't go through the day like this, come into my office and I'll make you feel better," Melissa said. Melissa brought Brenda into her office and put some cocaine on a piece...
I would like to narrate my wife’s cheating story. I got married 5 years back. This story has happened just 3 months back. My wife name is Neelai, she is very sexy even after 5 years of our marriage. I know that my wife is not satisfied with me. As my age is 25, I am loosing interest in sex day by day.Moreover I am fucking my wife continuously from past 5 years I felt bore of fucking her. I am not getting mood by seeing her.As I am fucking her hardly once in a week she is not happy with me.That...
Jim took off from his house to get a few things at the local Walmart. Just a few grocery items. It was about noon, and he was home because he had recently retired from a government job after working there almost 35 years. Since he was only 55, he still felt young, but, better yet – his mind thought young. He may have matured and even gained some wisdom through the years, but sometimes he was no different than a horny teenage boy. His mind was still sharp, and it seemed to always focus on sex –...
I couldn't believe that I was doing this, going to meet a woman with whom I had only exchanged a few messages on an adult site. But it had been several years since my divorce and more than six months since my girlfriend moved back to be with her family in Rio. I had found found the lady I was about to meet by sending her a friend request on the website after I had repeatedly seen her comments on many of the same porn videos I watched and liked. She apparently was in a similar situation,...
In The Beginning Chapter 5 @Brenda I wasn't planning on going out and showered again, finally removing the remaining makeup. I dressed in one of my girdles without the sandpaper and could finally walk about without irritating my still sore clitty. With the breast forms still attached I couldn't really look to manly and dressed in a loose fitting tee over a soft bra and some comfy stretch pants. I took some time to eat and get caught up on house work and laundry. I would have...
As a newly qualified Electrician, I was inadvertently involved in a charitable project to provide safe houses for ‘battered women’. These establishments were provided as safe haven for women who found themselves in violent or abusive relationships. The usual practice was for the builders, plumbers and electricians to go into a designated building do all the work before it opened its doors to the women seeking safe haven. However the demand for spaces had led to this particular house being...
EroticHello, everyone. I hope you read the previous chapter and enjoyed it. This story is a continuation of the Shadows of Resentment series. In this chapter, we learn if they find a way to make their relationship work. Again, let me reiterate, I am no expert on anything military, so I used my imagination freely here. It is not my intention to offend any of the great people who have sacrificed and served in any branch of the military. So please remember this in a fictional piece of writing and not...
We started Friday evening, with a nice dinner at the hotel restaurant. I went down before, and had a few drinks while my wife got ready. I lay out a short black dress, heels and stay up stockings for her on the bed, as a suggestion of what I wanted her to wear. To my joy, she met me in the bar, turning heads as she entered, wearing just that. She smelled devine and my excitement of fucking her tonight, and raping her with strangers got me hard at the thought. She went to the bathroom and I...
A girl was picking up her fork from the ground while her mom scolded her for being noisy. She looked over at me feeling my stare, she was beautiful, her blue eye, stood out with her hair falling loosely. I was snapped out of my daze when my wife took the dear in front of me. "Aw baby, why didn't you wait on me? " she pouted. She had told me to wait on her if the food had to come while she went to the washroom. I grinned at her chewing and swallowing the piece of meat in...
By the time he reached his place, the rain had begun to fall fairly hard. Pete scarcely noticed it, so engrossed was he by what he had just witnessed, so conscious was he of the condition of his underpants. As he moved up onto the front porch, he managed to grin and relax somewhat, which was probably a good thing because when he bent down to look through one of the tiny windows in the door and into the house, he saw Mary sitting on the sofa, nude from the waist up. She was not alone. Mark was...
“We’re going to have to sleep in your sleeping bag tonight while mine airs out some,” Sharon told me with a mischievous grin the next morning. “But mine’s just a little bigger than a regular single bag ... it isn’t a big double, like yours,” I objected. “So... ?” she replied with a little giggle. I got it; it wasn’t like we spent our nights squirming around, trying to get away from each other as we slept. And if I could avoid it, I didn’t want to lie in a big wet spot either. Her bag did...