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Welcome to Hustler Parodies, a paradise of porn parodies of all your favorite franchises like Fallout and Hell's kitchen, or even shit like politics (lots of Donald Trump penises).
Parodies have always been iconic in the porn business. When I was a young man, I thought Shaving Ryan’s Privates was the funniest shit ever. You can’t ever go wrong when you mix your favorite movies and tv shows with a whole lot of ass and titties.
These titles are brought to you from Hustler, which is the iconic porn brand by the world-famous “smut peddler” Larry Flynt Jr. What this means for you is high-class porn stars and some solid production quality that you won’t find with most other porn.
The videos on Hustlerparodies.com are feature-length and feature top tier babes like Cameron Camela, Jayden Cole, and Alexis Ford. These babes dress up in all kinds of costumes and do all kinds of freaky ass shit to get your mind racing and your dick popping.
Hustlerparodies is a membership site, so you better bust out that wallet if you want to watch these videos. Luckily, they have a great trial offer that can let you explore these porno parodies without breaking the bank. As someone who’s gone hungry due to his love for porn, the site’s $1 trial lets me jerk off AND buy a great meal.
Let’s explore parody paradise
Hustlerparodies has a standard video gallery layout that you’ll find on most porn sites. When you first enter the member section, you’ll get a gallery showing the newest updates, most popular updates, and live cams. Actually, the live cams gallery is an advertisement for a different Hustler service so don’t expect you’ll be watching some free live streaming bitches.
You’ll find the main links at the top. These links include scenes, porn stars, search, magazines, categories, all sites, and live. The scenes category is where all the parody videos are, so you’ll want to spend most of your time there. Note that the scenes are sorted between videos and photos.
Below each video, you’ll find the featured porn star, title, and upload date. Most videos are about 15 minutes long, just good enough to bust a nice little nut.
When you click on a video, you’ll be sent to the video player where the scene immediately starts playing. You won’t run into any ads or start-up bullshit screen here. Husterparodies takes you straight to the action.
Below the video player, you’ll get the title, porn star feature, and a little summary of the scene. The summary is short and sweet. Other information includes upload date, runtime, and categories (tags). Most of you don’t need to pay attention to this area.
Each video can be downloaded onto your computer. You’ll find a download link below the video. Hustlerparodies is kind enough to let you download in a variety of resolutions, with most videos having 720p as their best option.
One cool bonus you get for being a member is the magazines' section. You basically get access to a shitload of Hustler magazines in digital format. There’s no hassle checking out these mags either, just click on a magazine cover and hop right in. Magazines include Hustler, Barely Legal, and Hustler’s Taboo (BDSM).
That’s about all you need to know for Hustlerparodies. The site also has a bunch of cross-promotion bullshit but I won’t get into it here. Also, keep in mind that you’ll see a lot of links for live cam porn, but all of it is just advertisements for Hustler’s live cam platform.
With shit like Smurfs and Avatars, get ready for a lot of blue titties
At Hustlerparodies you’ll have about a thousand videos to wank your meat to. Parodies are based on all kinds of popular shit, including movies, tv shows, videogames, and politics. I was surprised to find even a Fallout parody on the front page; I guess the gaming nerds need their dick relief like the rest of us.
Fast and Furious, Boardwalk Empire, Survivor, and American Horror Story are some other franchises you’ll find here. You’ll notice that there’s both recent shit as well as shows from long ago. The Golden Girls parody will have you elderly motherfuckers squirting all over your salt and pepper balls when you’re through watching them. You might not even need to use Cialis!
They also have pornos based on recent classics as well. The Basic Instinct parody is fucking awesome, reminiscing the godlike scene where Sharon Stone reveals her snatch. God, I have a boner just thinking about it. Another hilarious one is Modern Family. Of course, suddenly all the kids are full-grown adults now, and they all take turns fucking the shit out of each other.
In addition to the videos, you’ll also get a huge image gallery of HQ photos of these bitches. They are standard sets that accompany the scenes, in case you want some shit to tape onto your wall.
What I Like
There are hundreds of parodies, with many videos in high quality. Some of the awesome parodies include shit based on The Interview (North Korea porn, hell yeah), Donald Trump (God I want to fuck Ivanka, but I bet not as much as the Donald does), and Game of Thrones. They actually have a fuckload of political parodies, so if you follow all this ass and elephant shit, you can be jerking off to Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton until you’re more spent than our national budget.
Streams are all working nice and fast, and some movies can be watched in high quality. Basically, you get the quality you should expect from a porno powerhouse like Hustler.
Hustlerparodies uses top grade porno talent. For parodies, this is important because you can’t have some ugly ass bitch pretending to be Melania Trump, Sharon Stone or any top tier babe like that. The starlets do a fine job of parodying the original actresses while still maintaining perky tits and strong assholes that take quite a beating. Work that sphincter, not-Ivanka!
Finally, you get access to a great image gallery and other bonus hustler content as well. Hustler has so much porn under its empire that they give zero fucks giving you some extra for signing up. God bless you Larry...you should’ve been president.
What I Hate
The most annoying thing about Hustlerparodies is how much they shill their other products. The live cam ads are everywhere, and all of it is bullshit. They also dedicate full pages to their other hustler sites. This is common in porn, but it’s still annoying.
I also don’t get why they don’t have 1080 videos for all the scenes. I’m sure everything was shot in at least 1080p, and I doubt they have such bandwidth issues that they can’t give better quality. For a paid site, they should fucking mail me a DVD if I ask for it. When even free porn sites offer 1080p content, it’s not cool that so many videos here max out at 720.
The categorization and tags are pretty wack as well. The tags don’t go any deeper than obvious shit like blonde or big titties. This makes the search function pretty damn weak.
In fact, I never used the search function at all on Hustlerparodies. It felt totally pointless. I was better off just browsing the gallery and finding something that interested my dick.
Navigation is more Gilligan’s Island than Boardwalk Empire
My main suggestion would be to add more descriptions and tags for all the videos. Hustlerparodies also needs to offer 1080p streams and downloads, or else it can get left behind in this modern era of HD porn.
I would also want to see more bonus content than just the Hustler magazines. Hustler has a goddamn empire of porn; the least they can do is throw in some more free videos or image galleries.
I also think they should explore more genres. Pretty much all of the porn here is really just straight porn where the bitches and guys are dressed up like shitty cosplayers. I think there’s room for a lot more creativity and fetish action.
Like for Fallout, how about some human on ghoul action? The porno was really just a guy in a shitty blue jumpsuit fucking like its 1980 with some blonde bimbo. Where’s the inspiration?
Classic Porn Parody for the modern age
When it comes to porno parodies, either you like it or you don’t. They can be really fucking corny, or just be an excuse to dress up porn stars in silly costumes and watch them fuck. On the other hand, they can be surprisingly funny, or let you fantasize about your favorite characters.
With Hustlerparodies, you get some solid production value and big-name talent that makes it better than your typical parody. If you’re into porn stars at all, you’ll recognize these sluts, as well as their perky little tits.
Hustlerparodies gave me no issues in terms of performance. Everything streamed and downloaded fast, and navigation was a breeze. The layout and design were a little outdated, but overall, I had little issue with the site itself.
So what are you waiting for? Hustlerparodies has a generous free trial, so you can be jerking off to hilarious Game of Thrones lesbian sex without breaking the bank. It sounds like a deal to me.
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Hello, friends, this is Rahul again with a new story. I hope you are doing well and enjoying at home in the lockdown period. I am also enjoying the same at my home. The main lead of this story is my Facebook friend Nisha and her mother. Nisha is living exactly in our opposite apartment in which I was living. So I usually stare at her in free time from the balcony. She also stared at me sometimes and giving an attitude look. So this looking at each other went on for a few days. After that, as I...
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. *******************The Guesthouse – chapter 1The flight had arrived on time, but the luggage was taking ages to arrive. It was already midnight, and I was feeling tired after spending full day at work and then flying to Cyprus. I was just waiting to get to the guesthouse and get in a good nights sleep. Watching the other passengers I could tell this was what other...
August 22, 1975 During the summer, Fridays were usually the worst day of the week for Tim and Benny, particularly on Fridays before a Saturday which the weatherman had said would be nice. Fridays were already a little stressful because it came at the end of the week after everyone had been working. Then the morning was spent mowing lawns in the heat. After they finished the lawn, it was payday for the mowing crews and paying people actually took a lot of time. The afternoons were spent going...
Introduction: This is a standalone piece but also a conclusion to parts 1 & 2 of the Writing with Young Eager Help pieces. Uncle Dave had the girls shower and join him for some last minute fun before their parents and friends returned. Uncle Dave had separated the girls into different bathrooms and had them shower so that they had squeaky clean bodies. They were asked to put their hair into pigtails and to wear only a robe when they came back out. He loved girls hair long . . . in this case...
All right, here I was on this mediterranean island, last day of my one week vacation.Been wandering up and down the beach all day, looking at all those elderly women and grannies, strolling along the beach or sitting in their chairs and on their towels.I didn't care if they were clothed in their swimwear or topless or completely naked, I just couldn't stop staring at them.Seeing their wrinkly skin and sagging breasts, no matter if huge and hanging heavy or small and almost empty, got me so...
A Friend with Benefits (part 2) Rob and I have had a friendship that has lasted four months now. We have grown to be quite close friends that enjoyed more than the ongoing sexual relationship that started a while ago. We have enjoyed each other’s company at dinner, sporting events and just sitting around watching television. He has been to my home and I have been to his. As time has passed our wife’s have also entered the picture for dinner and just socializing at on another’s homes. As...
She felt pleased, proud of the affect she was having making his cock huge, her mind began to wonder if the rumours of big black men were true, the evidence in her hand and mouth certainly suggested as much. A few minutes of attention on his magnificent specimen had her burning with desire, her own crutch moist and throbbing and she was very aware of the wetness escaping into her panties, so she knelt up on the bed, smiled at her husband, who was virtually falling out of the chair trying the see...
This is a true story, and for the first time, I’m actually going to include some photos. If you check my photo gallery, I uploaded 3 pictures. I cut her face out of them and distinguishing marks so she’ll never be identified by anyone. For anonymity I will refer to her by a generic Russian name: “Sasha”. The doctor’s office I go to, here in NYC is in a Russian/Jewish neighborhood. There are usually older Russian women there , but every now and then you get hot “bombshells” walking in who’d...
Since that night, Harry could not act like he usually could around Hermonie. Her shinning eyes, her firm ass, and lovely attire, was driving him insane. Hermonie had not told anyone else besides Ginny, (Harry and Ginny hook up in the 6th book at the end, lets see how this changes things?) and Harry had not even told Ron his best friend. The ups though, he felt like a Wizard king who could do no wrong but only without Hermonie around. Soon Harry began thinking about doing it again, but the...