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Thumbzilla free porn video
All hail the King! And, for once, I’m not referring to me. Yes, it’s the Heralded Hub of Hot Smut, cyber Home to Hentai, Titan of Tube Sites, and Heart of the Pornhub Empire.
That’s right, we’re looking at Thumbzilla.com, the so-called King of Porn.
Hosting videos from Pornhub, RedTube, YouPorn, Tube8, PornMD, Xtube, Pepperz and a bunch of gay tube sites – holy shit, that’s a lot!. Thumb Zilla is one of the top smut sites in the world and links you to pretty much all of the more popular ones. While not really a tube site (it's a porn aggregator, as if most of you fuckers really care) it acts as the hub for the Pornhub Network from which you can see titty-laden content all over the net.
Who Built This Erotic Empire?
Like other websites in the Pornhub Network, though, Thumbzilla is owned by MindGeek. Of course, if you checked out MindGeek’s main website, it looks like the typical love child of the business major and computer nerd you met in college. They even brand themselves as “A Leader in IT, Web Development, and SEO.” They boast that they’ve they’re web properties get over 115 million viewers and get up to 15 terabytes of content uploaded every single day.
(Of course, they’re not shy about the three billion ad impressions they get, either. Greedy fuckers.)
Boy, don't those stats sound impressive? Certainly, not at all like the parent company for a bunch of porno peddlers and most of those views came from horny homebodies beating it to busty babes bouncing on pumped-up puds? *eye roll*
But yeah, Thumbzilla is owned by the same company as Pornhub and Xtube – and so, ‘zilla has the same level of quality – and some of the same problems – that the other major tube sites have.
Alright, What About the Kinky Content
On its face, Thumbzilla checks all of the boxes. Loads of various scenes of ladies take loads, an easily navigable interface, and, like any decent website, it's mobile-friendly. In fact, Thumbzilla was at first supposed to be designed to be a mobile-optimized version of Pornhub.
However, the best part of Thumbzilla is also the worst – variety. Of course, I love switching up the smut I beat it to. A cumpilation of blowjobs might do it for me one day, but changing it up to MILFs riding poles can be fun sometimes, too.
Did I just say I liked seeing seasoned ladies get it on on camera? You're damn right, I did! To each his own, motherfucker!
Moving on, with literally tens of thousands of videos, some of the stuff on Thumbzilla is great, some are good, and a lot are complete shit. And speaking of shit, yeah there’s some scat crap uploaded to the site. For sure, that I’m tots not into.
Anyway, while there's an entire section for HD videos, a mess of clips and scenes have been uploaded in the Dark Days before high def was a thing. Sadly, that means you might stumble across what looks like a sweet vid of gorgeous pussy being pounded in the thumbnail but ends up being pixelated to hell.
So, to find something decent, you might have to scroll for a little while. And since the people running YouTube act like PC-loving bitches, you’ll occasionally run into some vloggers rant which was banned on YouTube and reuploaded to one of the Pornhub tube sites.
Fortunately, with dozens of sections to choose from, it’s easy to find what you want if you know what you’re in the mood to look for. And like any good tube site, virtually every video uploaded has tons of relevant tags, so doing a general search should pick up what you want pretty well.
Like all the best sites, if you want to know what’s hot, there’s a top, popular, trending, and newest section. Further, bringing the cursor over the thumbnail gives you a nice mini-preview of the sultry smut you're about to fap over.
Tech Issues, Some Solved, Some Fixed
Remember, since Thumbzilla is a porn aggregator, or more accurately a collection of tubes about stuff getting shoved up inside tight, wet tubes.
On the other hand, after years of correct accusations of hosting PC scrambling malware and lacking secure connections, some of the Thumbzilla members are cleaning up their cybersecurity standards. After receiving complaints about the anti-sex cocksuckers in charge of Russia arresting actual cocksuckers in Russia, Thumbzilla, along with RedTube and Xvideos have upgraded their security connections. By doing this, the fuckers have finally started taking the infamous tube site malware problem seriously and reduce the number of infections a user’s PC is going to pick up while playing with his peen.. or her puss-puss.
That way web wankers can practice the closest thing they know to safe sex, and protect themselves from their fap habits from becoming public or your computer from being fragged by fuck load of viruses.
The one thing that I don’t like about Thumbzilla is navigating through the site to view or post comments. To do that, or to rate the video or save it to your account favorites, you’ve got click to the host site through a link on the video bottom right corner. Same thing with sharing videos, too.
On top of that, you've got to have an account of whatever the host site is. That means you potentially would have to have an account for eight different tube sites! And no, Thumbzilla doesn't allow you to set up your own account, and, given their model, probably never will.
And yeah, I like reading and posting comments. After all, as all you fuckers reading this know, I like to express myself.
Coughing Up Cash
Through Pornhub, Thumbzilla provides exclusive premium content, as well as VR and DVD scenes. So, if you want to see babes getting boned in HD without bullshit ads, this is for you. Besides some of the private user uploads, premium gets you choice content from some of my other favorites, like Mofos, Brazzers, and Girls Do Porn. However, this costs ten bucks a month or, if you want to save 20%, $95.88 for a year-long membership. In addition to wiring cash, all of you tech nerds out there can pay with cryptocurrency, too.
Oh yeah, and if you are one of the tech illiterate bastards (seriously, how do you people exist anymore these days?) a premium account gets you 24/7 customer support.
Moving on, Pornhub does offer a week of free premium membership. So, if you want to test how titillating premium content is and if it's worth shelling out some coin, that's a decent option. And with such a low price tag with a range of clips and pics, this is certainly a better deal than most porn sites which charge twenty bucks a month or more.
To Wrap Thing Up…
No, not that. Overall, Thumbzilla is definitely a site you should have favorited on your preferred browser. You’ll want to thank me for it. But seriously, don’t I get enough spammy email as it is already.
(Of course, you won’t want a digital trail to this smut site, if you’re one of those losers who still lives with your mom and wanks at 3 am on the family computer.)
Granted, you might have to search around a bit for perfect penis-pulling content, you might just bust scrolling through all of the amazing thumbnails and subsections.
As I said, I don’t like having to click through videos to post comments, drop a rating or save the video to your favorites. And since this site is only a hub, you'll have to have a membership to all of the tube sites to do any of that. Supposedly, Thumbzilla will at some point set up their online store again. So, if you want to pony up more money to pull your peen to, that might be an option someday. Though given the fact that the people at MindGeek need to be bitched at for years before they get off their asses and do something, I wouldn't hold your breath.
The premium content is excellent, and the trial membership options are pretty nice, too. Overall, I recommend Thumbzilla (often misspelled as "thumzilla", "thmbzilla", "thumzila", "thunbzilla", "thimbzilla", "tumbzilla", "thumbzillia" and "thumbzila") to all of you wankers. So give it up for the website hub that puts your thumb (and the rest of your fingers) to good use.
All hail the king!
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