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Do you like Nude Pics? That’s really more of a rhetorical question because I don’t get much traffic around here that isn’t looking for something to crank the ol’ rod at. If you’re looking for crayons or something, you’ve definitely made a wrong turn somewhere. I’m going to assume you’re in the right place, though, in which case, I’ve got exactly what you’re looking for.
Nude-Pics.org tells you right on the tin what you’re getting inside: it’s a big-ass free collection of dirty pictures. It’s a basic premise, one of the oldest pornographic hooks in the history of fap fodder, but it’s still just as relevant in the 21st century. If humanity survives another thousand years, the futuristic superhumans of tomorrow will still be whacking off to still images of naked ladies and penetrated pussies. This place just opened a few months ago, but they’ve steadily been building traffic because, well, they’ve got nude pics. So let’s look at them, shall we?
Look at All These Naked Girls
How do you go from zero to half a million viewers in about a hundred days? You give out free porn, that’s how. (Incidentally, have you checked out the samples over at PornDudeCasting?) Nude-Pics has a pretty basic setup, overlooking the fancy layouts and flashy logos and skipping straight into the good stuff: women without clothes. Beneath a simple header, they immediately hit me with a mirror selfie of a girl in the doggy style position, panties down with rabbit ears and a fluffy tail. Beside her is a classy dark-haired beauty wearing just a skirt, hiked up to show off plenty of thigh.
Scrolling down, it only gets better. The girls out front skew young, with nary a MILF among them, but they all seem universally hot and fap-worthy. There are blondes with big, fake tits and brunettes with perfect naturals. It’s all mostly white girls, with a couple of Asians and one vaguely exotic girl making the cut. Whoever’s curating the joint clearly isn’t big on fatties, so even the girls with rounder butts tend to have skinny tiny waists.
Really, if you’re the type of dude who spanks off to the thicker models of OnlyFans and Instagram, this might not be the place for you. Nude-Pics.org does seem to have a type, and that leads to some holes in their catalog. Searches for Curvy or Latina bring up fewer than ten results each. The MILFs and Small Tits selections are better, but they’re each under 50 pics in a collection of over 10,000.
Ten thousand is a really fucking nice, fat number for a site this young. It says that they’re constantly adding new smut to the pile. I’d like to tell you just how much they’re dumping in there, but I couldn’t figure out how to view the entire stash in chronological order. Whatever the case, though, they appear to be growing at a reasonable rate, which is always a promising sign for the enthusiastic masturbator.
Let’s Talk Categories and Cumsluts
The front page of Nude-Pics.org is actually their Categories catalog. That bunny girl I mentioned is repping the RealGirls section, and the classy broad is the thumbnail for Gonewild. Scrolling down, you get some vague-ass categories like NSFW and IWantToFuckHer, but also more specific subgenres like Instahotties, Blowjobs, JuicyAsians, and BigTitsInBikinis. I wish there were more niches to choose from, though, because they’re missing a lot of expected ones like Cosplay, Ebony, and BDSM. The site is very young, though, so hopefully, they will expand in all areas.
I clicked my way into their Cumsluts aisle. Weirdly, the little icon on the front page told me this gallery has 137 images, but there were only 38 when I got there. They sure were some nice Nude Pics, though. The top handful of rows are taken up by this big-jugged cutie with a pretty smile and spunk all over her adorable face.
As with any good gallery, you click the thumbnail and get a full-size version. You know the drill. What might throw you off are those arrow buttons on each side of the full-size pic. On most galleries, that bumps you along to the next image in the series. Here, it seems to serve up a completely random photo. I jumped instantly from the Cumsluts aisle to the BreedingMaterial selection, the Ass area, and the BustyPetite warehouse. I’m all for a Random button to spice things up, but if the interface looks familiar, it should work in a familiar way.
On the same note, each photo is tagged with just one of those simple categories from out front. Most sites add a bunch of tags to all their photos and videos, which makes the collection easier to search and easier to beat off to. Unfortunately, as Nude-Pics.org continues to grow, that minimalistic tagging will become more of a problem.
Wait, There Are Anime Girls, Too?
The site has such a noticeable focus on slim young white girls with big tits that I was surprised to find out that they also have a growing hentai section. It’s not even linked out front in that main Categories selection, but you can find it hidden in the dropdown menu in the corner.
They’ve currently got nearly 600 images, served up in the same gallery format. I don’t know if it’s intentional, but the hentai section also kicks off with a bunny girl beside a dark-haired girl. There are a couple of computer-generated anime sex GIFs looping as I scroll down the page, but other than that, they mainly focus on polished, realistically shaded hentai. The site really does make its own preferences clear, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. I definitely prefer this to the black-and-white chicken scratch you find on the all-inclusive hentai collections.
Another thing I like about the Nude-Pics hentai section is that the forward and back buttons in the full-size view work like they’re supposed to, flipping you one page through the book. The fact that they’re doing it right here makes it all the more baffling that they’ve destroyed the functionality elsewhere on the site.
And a Big-Ass Video Collection
Want to know a funny secret about Nude-Pics? They really undersell the fucking hell out of their video collection. They don’t mention it in the site’s name, and it’s hidden away in the dropdown menu, but they’ve got over 160,000 videos, too. Maybe they considered calling it Nude Pics and Videos, but it just isn’t as catchy as the title they chose.
And since it’s ostensibly a Nude Pics site, I figured the videos would just be a bunch of animated GIFs. I was only partly right because it’s actually a mix of content. Some of it is looping GIFs, but about half of it is videos. Most don’t have sound, but you’ll find plenty where the girls are moaning away as they get their twats hammered POV doggy style. The lady next to me at Starbucks didn’t seem to like that one much.
The video area seems to have a broader range of content than the pics on the site. Scrolling through the first page, I saw interracial in the kitchen, solo girls with Hitachi Magic Wands, BDSM fisting, and anime cumshots. In addition, there were also amateur handjobs, professional trannies, some off-brand parody porn, and even a couple of random homos. The girls I hadn’t seen in the pics area—like Latinas, MILFs, curvy girls, and ebony babes—all quickly made appearances as I took in the sights and occasional sounds.
I thought all the videos would be grouped under one broad Videos tag, but I was wrong. Instead, they’ve got a variety, like SheFucksHim, TrashyBoners, VerticalGifs, and BoobBounce. But, again, each video only has one tag, making the videos hard to search and harder to surf. Overall, that’s my only real complaint about the site, and I think they could instantly boost the site’s usability by using more tags.
At the end of the day, though, it isn’t like you’re going to have much trouble cranking it to Nude-Pics.org simply because it’s straightforward to masturbate to nude pics. It’s right there in the title, friends. The navigation isn’t perfect, but it sure is convenient. With my ad blocker on, I didn’t see any spam at all, so there’s really nothing to keep you from those thousands of pics and videos.
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