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Mature University! If you’re reading my articles, I’m going to assume that you watch a lot of porn. This isn’t a site that newbies stumble upon and spend their day exploring. This shit is for hardcore porn heads who can’t get enough naked sluts. You type that needs a steady supply of ever-changing porn sites to keep you involved and invigorated.
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I’m the perfect resource for such people. I strive to keep my readers dicks in their hands and eyes on the screen. It’s my life's work. When I die and meet my maker, they will ask what I have done with my time on planet Earth, and I’ll respond, “Spread joy, motherfucker.”
I hate to think about what you’ll have to say to your maker. Perhaps something like, “I was a burden to my parents and others around me.” Or, “I was a consumer of culture and held couches down with my fat ass.” Perhaps, “I stared at pictures of eighteen and nineteen-year-old girls while slapping my cock into submission” would work. I’m no divine being, but something tells me the Gods will not be impressed by your choice of lifestyle.
Nonetheless, you can tell them it was a good life. If you get the chance, let the Gods know that The Porndude made your life worth living. I hope they can hook me up with a piece of that Islamic terrorist heaven where I fuck virgins all day. I'd much rather that than whatever stupid nirvana they had planned for me otherwise.
Porn is wonderful, but it's missing a certain flair. All the bitches on porn want to be there badly. They are sluts who fiend for cock in ways most ladies could never understand. It's like they've been blessed (or cursed) with the libido of a twenty-one-year-old man. It drives them to levels of depravity that would horrify the average vanilla bitch.
I'm so happy that such cunts exist. My life wouldn't be the same without them. Who knows where I would be. Probably living in a refrigerator box under a highway overpass, wondering what my life is missing—wondering why I feel an empty hole where my soul should be.
However, sometimes I want to see a different breed of cunt. Or, if not a different breed, the same breed under different circumstances. What does it look like when a porn star is fucking without the public eye looking down upon them? What happens behind closed doors, away from the boom mics and director chairs?
For guys like you, it's a question that is difficult to answer. Meanwhile, guys like me already know the answer. I've had the chance to fuck every major porn star that's come out in the last ten or fifteen years. I can tell you what those bitches smell and taste like. I wish I could take you guys with me on such adventures, but it's impossible.
However, there is a way you can get a little taste of the action. It's not nearly as good as having Riley Reid wrapped around your cock in real life, but it's as close as you'll ever get. I'm talking about leaked videos.A Fly on the Vaginal Walls
Leaked videos are usually focused on the private sexual experiences of porn stars and other famous sexy bitches. These days, everyone and their grandma films themselves fucking, and celebs are no different. In fact, it would appear that they do it more often than the average motherfucker. That makes sense. If I were as sexy as Kate Upton, I'd want to see me fucking too.
And you, before you ask, you bet your ass I've filmed most of those experiences. The shit I did to Kate Upton is illegal in most countries. Let's just say that we would have been stoned to death if we were in the Middle East.
It's not easy getting your hands on this shit unless you know about MatureUniversity. Mature University brands itself as a "sex university for mature peoples." However, for the life of me, I can't figure out what makes it as such.
From my vantage point, this seems as good a website for the young as the old. Initially, I thought the URL meant that the site would be full of MILFs, but there are far more teens than MILFS.
My best guess is that they are trying to keep the true nature of the place on the down low because the actual theme is leaked videos. While not explicitly illegal, I think Mature University understands that your wife would much rather think you jerk off to MILFS than the leaked sex tapes of eighteen-year-old social media influencers.
Mature University's dark and stark web design matches the theme of general subterfuge. It's like the Area 51 of porn websites. The main menu hangs out up top and includes the options Home, Category, A link to your favorite porn reviewer, Indian porn girl, Desi porn videos, Leaked OnlyFans, Sex Guruji, HS tubes, Articles, Search bar, Sign in, and Register.
Along with leaked porn videos, Mature University also has a library of erotic literature and true stories. At first, I thought it was a bit of a random inclusion, but given that most of the stories are true, it makes sense. It's just another way to get a peek at the private lives of everyday citizens.
Most of the options in the main menu are links to sister sites, so all you really need are the "Home," "Category," and "Articles" buttons.
Below the main menu is a row of content being watched by other visitors right now. I love seeing what my fellow masturbator are up to today. I consider it research. It's one of the myriad ways I stay at the top of my porn reviewing game.
Another layer down are rows of the most recently added videos on Mature University. They add new content every other day or so. You'll never want for fresh content. These guys have their fingers on the pulse of leaked porn. You'll find it here before you can find it anywhere else.
Down the right side of Mature University are two columns of the most popular videos on Mature University. This gives you a great idea of the type of content admin looks for when hunting for a fresh update.Stars of the Show
There are a few names that seem to pop up again and again on the most popular list, names such as Poonam Pandey, an Indian OnlyFans model with a massive following. It's not difficult to understand how she gathered so many devout fans. She has a body that looks like it was chiseled out of granite and a face that looks like it was stolen from an angel. The only thing I don't like is her bolted-on fake tits. I hate that bolted-on look, but many of you guys love that shit.
Rehmi R Nair is the most popular name on the most popular list. She shows up at least five times. Once again, it's clear how she earned this coveted top spot. Unlike Poonam Pandey, who looks like a sex doll slut that lives for cock and fancy Starbucks drinks, Rehmi Nair looks like the girl next door. She is every bit as sexy as Poonam, in fact, more so, but she doesn't radiate the same slut energy.
She might not exude slut energy, but she sure does embody it. Her approach to the camera is uncaring and almost tom boy-like. She has no qualms about showing off her body and treating you like shit while she does it. Her nonchalance and devil-may-care attitude make her all the hotter.
Aditi Mistry also makes several appearances on the top video listing. She has a classic porn star's body with a huge rack, round ass, tight pussy, and slutty face. I'm surprised Aditi didn't become a good model, bad actress, or shitty lip-syncing pop star. While she may not have the talent for it, she has the look, and that's all that matters.
Unlike Poonam and Rehmi, Aditi likes to tease. She doesn't show off her pussy or nipples very often, but it's a sight to behold when she does. It's like watching car racing. No one is there hoping everything goes to plan. We are there to witness a fatal crash we can tell our friends about tomorrow. In the same way, No one watches Aditi hoping her nipples stay hidden.
Mature University is neither for mature people nor a university. However, it is for horny perverts that want to see famous bitches during their most intimate moments.
I have two complaints about Mature University. The first is regarding pop-ups. They manage to just barely cross the line into annoying. They should take it down a notch or two. The other is regarding the short category list. It should be about four times as long.
Mature University puts a twist on the porn-watching experience that all of my readers will appreciate.
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