Chudayi Ke Din Chdayi Ki Raaten 8211 Part I
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My name is Matt,i am 20 years old 6'3 very will built and i have a 10 inch dick.My {Jamie}is 19 years old 5'5 blue eyes, blonde hair,aneedd a perfect tan all over.She has 36d breast and i round ass that would make you want to bow and thank the one above for making it.Jamie and I had always been really close we did everything together where ever i went she went.A couple of years ago i started to notice how sexy she was and for the last two years that is all i have thought about.IT was Friday night and mom and dad said they were going out for the weekend and would be home monday night and for us to take care of the house and each other we agreed and they left.As soon as the car pulled out of the driveway Jamie got on the phone and asked a friend to come over and i knew that if her friend came over i had no chance at getting my wish,so i ask jamie if it would be ok if it was just the two of us here this weekend so we could just hang out with each other,she agreed.We sat down and started watching tv and Jamie looked at me and said,lets play a game.I looked at her and said,we are to old to play games then she winked and said,not this one.I had no idea what she was talking about but my dick started getting hard.
I didn't know it at the time but Jamie had the same wish as i did.Jamie rushed to her room and within a few seconds came back out wearing nothing but a smile on her face as i look at her i could not believe how sexy she was she had the juiced breast i had ever seen and her pussy was shaved except a little patch of hair shaped like a heart.I asked Jamie what the game was and she said laughing hide the winnie we both laughed then Jamie came over to me and started to kiss me.We kissed for what seemed like forever then Jamie reached down and undone my jeans and pulled them off me i wasn't wearing underware so as soon as the jeans past my crotch my 10inch dick popped up and Jamie just looked at it and then she grab it and started sucking on it.She had a hard time getting it all in her mouth but some how she did after a few mins i started screaming i'm cumming,i'm cumming Jamie looked up and winked at me and i blew my load in her mouth and she took it all not letting any of it come out of her mouth.I grab her and layed her on the floor and i started sucking her tits and her nipples then i worked my way down to her pussy.
I started licking it and sucking on it and Jamie was moaning with pleasure then i hear her say fuck me brother fuck me now so i got on top of her and slowly took my dick and put it in her pussy.AT first she sounded like she was in pain but then she was screaming for me to go faster and harder so i did as i was told.She came many times each time harder then the first and i was starting to feel myself about to cum and i told Jamie i needed to pull out but she would not let me she wanted it in her when i came.I felt my balls get hard and a rush of pressure then i came and so did Jamie.We both past out on the floor in each others arms.From that day to the present we are still lovers and as you can read wishes do come true.
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Music wafted through the warm spring air like ribbons of sound, reaching my ears in jumps and starts as I went to answer the phone. ‘…Don’t open ’till doomsday, destruction’s not far away…’ It was the Misfits, playing through my crappy two dollar speakers at the other end of the house. When I reached the phone it had already rung six times. I was really hoping whoever it was would give up, I hate phone conversations. Of course, I had no such luck. ‘Hello?’ I asked, in that...
Damn Katherine and her classy fashion sense... Once again my Mother-in-law had a new skirt suit which would work for brunch, mother-of-the-bride or some other fancy occasion, it was simply lovely. Tonight was one of those other occasions. The suit was perfect for the work awards dinner that my wife Veronica has dragged me too. Katherine, on the other hand, who was looking just so, was all too happy to attend. Katherine's suit is simply irresistible to me. The color, the style,...
Maggots By Bill Hart Another one. Don't they ever get tired? There was once a time when I despaired over getting no responses to the stories I posted on that Internet bulletin board. But after the responses finally started coming, I just sort of figured out I'd been kind of lucky. At that time at least I wasn't beset by people continually saying my shit stunk. And just how did they ever know with certainty that someone else's shit was any more or less fragrant then...