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Hi, my names Rachel, i'm 20 years old and live in the UK. My story begins on my boyfriend Robs birthday. Rob left for work early on what was his 21st birthday, id already gave him a few tiny gifts but saved one for later.

Rob has an expensive taste which he keeps quite private, a taste for expensive cigars. Now being a non-smoker I have very little knowledge on what types of cigars are the best. I took some advice and bought him a box of robusto's.

I opened the box to have a look, quite long and fat, I hoped I had got the right one.

Rob was due home at six so i wrapped everything ready. He arrived on time and was quickly opening his gifts. He opened the box, looked up, smiled and said "these are my favourites".

He jumped in the shower and I changed into something sexy. As I sat waiting I took a cigar, gripped it in between my teeth and lit it like a brave girl. I found myself enjoying letting smoke curl out my mouth although didnt dare inhale. Then came the moment, Rob walked in, absolutely naked and still wet.

Stood in all his glory he looked shocked, I was sat puffing away feeling really horny. I took one last drag, handed the cigar to him and began giving him head.

Before we knew it i was riding his hard cock taking multiple drags, it was the best sex I have ever had and I often join my boyfriend in smoking cigars Our new found fetish is wonderful. He loves it when i smoke for him! , I love it too!

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