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I am a nineteen year old boy with a story to all of ya, i have always been shy dude till one at a beach with friends having fun and then all i saw two hot white girls getting closer to us with my eyes fixed on them i began to get a hard on which very difficult to control so i run of the to jerk myself off in an isolated area.
I was masturbating on the edge blow my seed and then i heard whispers in my on turning around i saw these girls behind me which made me came at once i thought it was an illusion but it turned out to be real. I began shake and also ashamed. The dames then told me to relax and they said they noticed hardon when they saw me looking at them so they thought help me bring it down i was quiet not knowing what to do when they started my 12inch cock which all of a suddenly sprung when touched me. I nearly came again, so they made their slave and then they handcuffed me and also spread my legs wider with my black dick up at attention.
They started suck-tease me which made me want more and i began to move my
waist to their hot wet cock sucking mouth. When they sensed i am going cum they
tied my cock and balls to prevent me from cumming. I began feel some pain in my
balls and dick which was also nice and sweet, the girl to take their swim wears
which made me more hard and struggle to set myself free but i was securely tied
there was no way i set myself free.
All of a sudden i felt my cock in entering a hot and musky snatch i nearly came because it was hot as hell and tight as small round nut of a car. One my face getting her pussy licked and the other tryna get my huge dick in her hot and young cunt they all begun to moan and crying to be licked hard and hard...
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MatureJake was standing on the sideline watching his nephew Bryan’s team, the Rattlers, play soccer. He would go to the games whenever he could make it, which meant when he didn’t have to work. His work consisted of two different occupations: running charter boats out of his brother’s marina and playing music in the bars up and down the beach. He made a pretty good living between the two, and one of the fringe benefits of his work was that he met plenty of good-looking women.His older brother Fred...
MatureThe lights were on in the motel's little timber-clad cabin when Dave and Nick pulled up by the front porch."She's obviously checked in already," Dave observed getting out of the driver's seat. Nick dutifully followed with their two cases.As they stepped up onto the stoop the cabin's inner door swung open."Hi guys, come on in!"Through the fly screen, the men could make out the profile of a slinky blonde six-footer dressed in a semi-transparent blue negligee, loosely tied at the waist. She wasn't...
BisexualIt must be strange for parents to have two sons, both of whom are gay. Chilled as our folks were about our sexual orientation, I am sure our dad in particular, must have found this mindboggling at times. Neither Rolf nor I (Dale), were sissy boys and both enjoyed sport and all the other things that boys were meant to do, but for some or other reason, girls never did it for us. Rolf was two years older than me and in his second year at college when I was in my last year at high school....
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Hey, how many of you have had similar experiences to this - you 'take one for the team' for your friend (guy or gal) and you end up having the far better session than your friend and the so-called better looking date. One occasion is still so vivid in my mind. I think it worked out this way because I would always have marathon hook-ups. 69 or fuck, rest, go again, and sometimes go for round three before the sun would come up. When I've taken one for the team, these women were no exception. In...
I went over to visit my friend one hot summer day. We laid in the back yard soaking up some rays and getting high. As the buzz set in on us we began talking and soon the subject turned to hot girls we knew. We talked about this one and that one and how we would like to fuck them as we got horny. I turned to my friend and said "You want to know who really turns me on?" "Who?" he said. "Your Mom, dude I think she hot." "Oh yeah?" he said, "I guess she is pretty hot isn't she." I said "I'd love to...