The Black brotherhood Club
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Note : This story is completely fictional!
Like most guys, my devoted pet brother is a real voyeur and loves
to look at girl on girl porn. He's been such a good boy lately so I
decided to reward him by taking him to a strip club. We watch two
hot Latina Look Alikes going at it onstage. I beckon them to come to
me & my brother & slip some bills in their panties. I then attach my
brother's collar & leash and hand him over to the girls. I instruct
them to follow me to the private VIP room with my big brother in tow.
Brother takes some more bills out of the purse I gave him and pays
the strippers for a three song "special session."
For the next ten minutes or so, Brother is kneeling at my feet while one girl
smacks
his ass with a riding crop while the other is sitting on my lap.
I have one hand fondling 18 year old Tina's 34Cs and the other in
her panties as I kiss her neck. "I love how you have your brother
under you Kirsten" Tina sighs. "Keep whippin' his ass" she tells
her 19 year old sexy hot" she
continues as she melts in my mouth & hands. "Only your Little Sis
is allowed to touch my Little Sis, understand Slaveboy?" Nina says
as she turns Brother's ass beet red. Brother slavishly worships my
feet as the sisters change positions. The songs are over. Time for
another session.
Now Jamie gets to watch his mistress Sister have a
threesome with the two stripper sisters from a private viewing booth.
He knows the consequences of cumming without my express permission.
But he can't help himself as he watches me in action with two sexy
real life lez sisters like Nina & Tina. After our little three way
lez show, I join Brother in the booth with the girls. "Look at him!"
Tina exclaims! "His panties are all wet from watching us make love
with his sister!" Brother then gives me some more bills from his
purse to tip the girls. I put the bills in their garter belts and
give them each a kiss goodnight. Brother Jamie kisses their feet in
gratitude and then I lead him out of the club by his leash..........
The best is yet to come? To be continued.......
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Indru tamil kama kathaiyil ilamaiyaana magalum pinbu vithavai ammavaiyum eppadi usar seithu matter poten endru ungaluku solugiren. Suvarasiyam athigam irukum kama kathaikul selalam vaarungal, en peyar karthik. En veethiiyil oru pen ilamaiyaaga sexiyaaga irupaal, avalai thinamum sight adithu kondu irupen. Thinamum aval kalluri sendru varum pozhuthu iru velaiyilum sight adika arambithu viduven. Aval peyar nandhini vayathu 21 irukum, avaluku veetil aan thunai kidaiyaathu. Veetil oru amma iru...
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