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This is a story between consenting lovers of age (18 years of age or over), and is not true, any resemblance to any real people is a coincidence. And kinda hot.

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I had her hands in cuffs, caught behind the bars of the bed. Squirming in delight, she hummed to herself, biting her lip, her eyes closed behind the blindfold.

She was wearing cheap clothing, a top that was too tight for her, making her ample breasts swell under the light pressure, pushing her chest up and hugging her waist, jeans that were far too tight, and had been a comical struggle to try and get on in the first place, but, as a result, that clung to her hips beautifully, shaping her cheeks and following her soft legs down to her bare, twitching feet.

I stroked her, pulling lightly on her dark hair. She rewarded me with a gasp, smiling. Her body moved upwards and downwards, humping thin air, letting her feel the denim move between the slick lips of her pussy and the cloth of the t-shirt tug at her nipples, she couldn’t help but writhe under me.

I watched her for a while, enjoying seeing her give in to the pleasure of her own clothes. Soon enough, however, I felt like she deserved to feel me, so I kissed the curve of her neck, biting ever so lightly. With her arms forced above her head, she laughed and moved to give me more room to suckle her flesh, granting me a soft moan from her.

‘I love you,’ she whispered.

‘I love you too,’ I smiled, making her bite her lip.

I moved downwards, touching her through her clothes, making her hips rise and fall with each breath she took. She moaned as I kissed her hip, and giggled as I tickled the inside of her thigh. A gasp left her lips as I kissed her crotch through the denim, and a glorious silence as I moved away.

She was ready.

I retrieved the scissors from the bedside table and took them to her ear, snapping them together. She jumped and smiled in anticipation, waiting for me.

First, I snipped the top of her t-shirt, giving her breasts more room to spill out. And spill out they did, growing up and out over the pressure, eventually ripping the fabric on their own and they escaped, bouncing to freedom. She let out a sigh of relief, moaning at the feel of my breath on her nipple.

While I had control of her, I knew exactly how to make her rise. She needed to be teased into it, and then destroyed.

My fingers grazed the flesh of her chest, tracing the shape of her torso. I kissed every inch of her exposed body, getting a slight moan from each touch, each kiss, each motion.

Next was the denim.

I began by unzipping the jeans, giving her room to wiggle that fabulous butt, moving the jeans down slightly. I then snipped from the waist down, revealing her skin (without underwear in between) to the open air.

Tearing them off, I began to kiss her feet. Left to right and back again, each kiss slowly moving upwards.

Her breath rose with each inclination. My probing fingers grasped her skin as my lips brushed her.

I came to her waist, and looked to her face. There was a look of desperation and wanting in her mouth, as it came to a full ‘O’. I licked, ever so softly, the spot above her clit, on the skin of her crotch, making her groan.

She moved her hips upwards to meet me, but I retreated. This was my party.

I licked the flesh of her opening, feeling the glaze of her cm already there – the sweetness overwhelming. She groaned again, possibly orgasming. I had more to offer.

As I continued licking, a finger found it’s way inside, slipping into her. She started grinding against my hand, howling as I entered another finger, all the while attacking her clit with the brushes of my tongue.

‘Put it in me,’ she pleaded. ‘Oh God put it in me!’

My fingers left her dripping space, and I slid up her body, my bare chest connecting with hers with a gasp. She smiled.

My hands relived my cock from it’s prison, and touched it to her. She sighed with wanting.

The head pushed against her, slipping in without any resistance, so I pushed myself up to the hilt, hitting her spot expertly. She bit my neck as I started to thrust, feeling her hips arch to let me in deeper.

Her hands gripped the bar to which they were attached, holding herself up to meet me as I crashed into her sweet pussy, forcing noises from her I will never tire of.

She orgasmed several times, each other with a howl and a jerk at the hips. I slammed into her over and over, holding myself back, until she pleaded, ‘Cum in me, please.’

I smiled, looking at her blindfolded face, and kissed her. She moaned into my lips as my cock ground into her for a final time, spurting everything I had deep inside her.

She refused to let me end the kiss for several minutes, and I could feel her own orgasm pumping my cock for everything it was worth, squeezing me.

She fell asleep, still tied to the bed.

I unleashed her and held her until morning, when she awoke with the brightest of smiles and the most golden eyes.

I sometimes wondered why I covered them.

But she loves it so much…

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The next few weeks were the proverbial blur, one could say. There was Militia training, initiation into the officer corps, and orientation as a field nurse. Compared to being a civilian RN, this was something quite different. I was busy, which I really liked, but I didn't have time for any kind of personal life. Nor did the reality of the battlefield change this for me. I was harried, hustling from one wounded soldier to another. The number of combatants greatly outweighed the noncombatant...

Revenge of the PotheadChapter 4

I had to pinch myself when Summer opened the front door for us and attacked me with her mouth as soon as the door slammed shut behind us. She didn't waste time at all, especially with the kissing part. After such a serious dry spell as I had, it would take a long time to get back in the habit of taking sex with women for granted. I was even a bit rusty with kissing girls. Prison sex, what little there was of it, is not exactly known for its romantic side. Summer nearly raped me after a few...

Revenge of the PotheadChapter 5

Summer and I both lay very sleepily and lazily on her bed for much of that morning after the breakfast and cowgirl-style sex. Before I knew it, we had dozed off again completely, my sweet new fiancee resting her head with its soft, golden hair on my chest for comfort and intimacy. I slept until roughly noon, when the sunlight was too bright in my eyes and woke me, but I was loathe to wake her. Furthermore, I enjoyed this kind of vulnerability on Summer’s part, her warmth and affection for me...

Revenge of the PotheadChapter 6

“So, how do you like the sandwich? Pretty good for a lunch, don’t you think?” Summer fished for compliments, not that she needed to, but obviously she had some insecurities. “Summer, you’re a professional short-order cook. Have some faith in your cooking skills, please! I think that it’s cute how insecure you are at times, but, baby, you’re really the bomb in the kitchen, trust me! That wonderful breakfast, the fantastic dinner last night at your diner, this excellent sandwich that you made...

Revenge of the PotheadChapter 7

Hours later... Barry grunted more than a few times as I pushed in and out of his asshole, buggering him with the kind of vigor that he seemed to relish, at least for now. If he didn’t appreciate getting sodomized, he could have fooled me, as his responses all indicated that he very much enjoyed it. This was Summer’s big brother, and yet here he was, bent over as she had been at times, taking my cock up his ass just as she did up hers. I had to admit that I reveled in the idea of fucking...

Revenge of the PotheadChapter 8

North Carolina Theater of Operations, Suburbs of Winston-Salem April 9, 2011 “Incoming! Move this tent now!” I heard rather disturbing orders from the commander of my medical team, but so be it. “Rat bastards! Now, I’ll have to triage them! There’s no saving them now!” I cursed as I realized that any hopes of saving three fine young soldiers went down the drain. Enemy rocket fire was no joke, even if their supplies of rockets had to be dwindling drastically by this point. It was a bluff, I...

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