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Knock, knock, knock.

There was someone at the door. Lauren’s head whipped around in fear, the silhouette of a person cast on the blinds.

‘Fuck, Ian! Quick, hide me,’ she said urgently through clenched teeth.

There wasn’t much he could do. Lauren was standing in the middle of the room butt-naked and desperately looking for a place to conceal herself.

‘Quick, hide in the bathroom!’ he commanded.

Lauren frantically dashed towards the bathroom and opened the door. She stepped into the shower and ducked behind the curtain. Ian put his pants on and opened the door when he heard the door click shut.

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