Neighbors Daughter
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It had been over a month since Adam had taken Amanda on their little drive. He still had visions of her masturbating in his car. He had noticed that she no longer parked in the blind spot with her boyfriend. Either they broke up or found a new place to park. Saturday had been the hardest. Adam was over talking to her Dad, Tom, when she walked out in her too small bikini.
“Hello Mr. A.”
“Hello Amanda.”
Tom looked at him funny. “I didn’t know you had met Amanda”
“We have met a couple of times when I am out walking Max. I tend to be walking Max when Amanda is getting home.”
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