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As a middle school married principal, I’m surrounded by women. Some are teachers but many more are mothers. My imagination led me to fantasize that there are a select group of mothers waiting to be fucked. That was wishful thinking until, well, recently. Of course, my situation would have been better as a single man yet, being in a stale relationship enabled me to keep my options open if an opportunity arose. At the age of 48, I might be mistaken for 38 and that is always a benefit for a person’s confidence in the pursuit of happiness. So, one August day a situation presented itself that was too inviting to refuse.

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